Hoy por ser el mes de “las viejas”, te venimos a peinar

Entonces pues, Stéphanie Daniel, you are gonna like the way that “las más cabronas” legislate.

Las más postizas son más cabronas que bonitas ; Los Horóscopos de Durango vía María Isabel de Ayamonte en Huelva.

💃🏻 Antes Muerta Que Sencilla 🤠

Mexican Parliamentary Association of Women for Feminist and Inclusive Commerce

The Woman in Red, March 8th, 2026.

 

Meanwhile in some forgotten municipality in the jungles of southern México, under the ever present presence of the very real “disaperance” monster, local officials instruct the women in their districts to “create their own ‘forensic kit’”.

Mexican Di°putada de mujer, Di°ana Sánchez Barrio, recommended the “Delux” forensic kit from the Kind Laboratoire de L’Oréal in Levallois, Île-de-France, just in case “la niña blanca” comes to take You away, with EYES WIDE SHUT.

Captivos y pecadores… Matt Busby, dig it

But first! Eye is up, GÜEY, too early because Öüï had to walk Eugene Daniels and his pooch.

It took a day in the life of Cyprus 🇨🇾 but the BBC can now relay that yes, the Rosbifs 🇬🇧 will allow the use of their bases next to Aphrodite’s birthrock near Limassol in order to facilitate Netanyahou’s 🇮🇱  peace 🕊️ prize ⚔️ crusade.

https ://www .bbc .com /at-least-153-dead-after-reported-strike-on-school-Iran says.

To They in South Africa.

 

In Washington, Marie Gentric just graduated from l’image de France to the silhouette of The District, but that’s only because the Frogs have agreed to help Benjamin Netanyahou erase the “memories” of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald John Trump.

F-15E pilot was trained at the Dick Cheney Shooting School of Desert Storm.

 

And isn’t it ironic, David Ignatius, that just when the Iran national football team got a ticket for the FIFA World Cup, the death of 100-plus school girls in Tehran janks the boarding pass-over-to L.A.? Isn’t it, David Ignatius? Isn’t, IT!, ironic?

It’s way too early for sherry.

Note to Elise Jordan : not now Jordania, but if the Epic Distraction of The Epstein Files continues for more than 6 weeks you too may jump in with your fashion statement on the Morjo Show… nice collar you got there, big enough for a row of stars.

🚂 Railroad tales, again… blame it on The Wall

“So it goes.”

Espontáneo de l’Otan en el ruedo de La Moncloa.

Felicidades a Alicia Leos y la Asociación de la ley francesa de 1901, Gilberto Bosques (París) por ser también, ALCAHUETA³ fundadora del partido de Georgina Moreno en Media 📰 Part.

³~. ALCAHUETE : m. and f. Colloq. Person or thing that serves to conceal what one wants to hide.

En todas partes se tuercen trenes, pero más en España, —al parecer.
Irónicamente, México es el invitado de honor en a un Fandango en Madrid.

 

All the news that twist.

Founding member of the ruling political party in Mexico, Francisco “goose 🪿 step ⚒️” Garduño is rewarded with a very juicy post at the MINISTRY of Education in Mexicolandia virtually 34 months after his “institutional”  MILITARIZED 🔥 INCOMPETENCE scorched 40 detained migrants to the bone in one of AMLO’s trophy prisons (so-called migrant centers), designed to “impress” and quelch Donald Trump’s thirst to toughen-up “the border” in the proximity of that West Texas town of El Paso.

Disculpas para PRIncipiANTES.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Ciudad_Juárez_migrant_center_fire

And in the end, Claudia “presidenta” Sheinbaum, your political party turned out to be way worst than Enrique Peña Nieto’s P.R.I., notwithstanding all of the ancient militants of el Partido Revolucionario Institucional who now wear the Morena’s carmesí³ on every motherfucking tie 👔 that they clip-on for them legendary “mañaneras”.

https ://www .facebook .com /story.php?story= PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR THE 67 VICTIMS OF THE CIUDAD JUÁREZ FIRE : A SINCERE APOLOGY OR A LEGAL REQUIREMENT? 

³~. Crimson

… and, Jackie Alemany, “silencio”

Today, Öūī’s gonna’ go with vampires.

Bloody hell, Mary!

It’s the undisputed theme among the tropes, next to 💃🏼 Carmen of course : vampires.

And if youse ever been to Spain, that’s where the most Avant-garde vampires are at, at least in the time of AIDS they were.

For the record, all vampire cinema is invisible to the naked eye 🪞. All vampire cinema, except for Armand’s crew because of « el duende » que los posee.

Page 2.

Stripes in spandex — Metal Health

Key Leighhhh Makaninni !!!

Viva Bill Barr!!!

Surrender, you look like a Mexican Lamborghini Countach from 1986. ¿De qué sabor vas a querer tu nieve de limón 🧊?

And Starring as a Mexican Countach, Carlos Cavazos. Eye can see KeigLee from Carlos’ Lamborghini Dashboard.

… Funny how the FOX cycle, period!… goes, the Animals Are Great guy is complaining about some guy named Greg not covering the Chinese Cigarette Exercises in Hong Kong.

Mean while, 🦿shaving They did the laundry on that 70’s Show on FOX. Trou 🕳️ story, after the Break, Geronimo breaks Judge Pirro’s 🖤.

Repent, Keyleigh McKenanny, the church of Trump is a Jesus Christ Pose; ask GUTFELD what the last line in that Song Says.

Producciones Bandera Fruncida y Trapo Rajado

Presenta

Joe Scarborough en Barrera de Sol… that fucker’s sun burnt!

Time now, 15 hours ago

But, FO’ist: Eye told you BRONTIS à la Préfecture, don’t Fuck with the Legacy Code, this is 2014, Ewe frogs can’t think outside of the future.

… a little context for the uninitiated. A couple of seasons ago, before the Chinese government got drunk on CORONAS and then hid the hangover until it could no longer contain it and pucked it out into the World (ask Dracula here) Mika went all « rando » and mounted a Tanzanian, 🌋  volcano.

This year, after an agreed smoke break, Mika went back to The Boys room and Cousin Joe (that son of a bitch!) starred as a prop to Orson Wells description of “la corrida”.

In this segment, ladies in Gemini, Cousin Joe plays the role of an American tourist in Spain.

This is, The Sun Also Rises… in Tijuana, —Ask Mel Gibson. It’s Another Tequila Sunrise 🦅

Sun Protection Factor

Carpetbaggin’ pundit infiltrates the espontaneos, but Eye swears, “that he’s never been to Spain”.

Ron Stadt’s Tapas y Relajo—Toro.

En colaboración con Denis Soula y el sobrino del amigo del tío del hermano de Javier, !maja! 💃🏻

Starring, La Chuleta de Tijuana y La Maldita del Lienzo Charro en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua—backyard— y Ken Salazar 🤠.

Soundtrack available at Cascade Street and Pere Lachaise Nº 20 en Potre des Lilas, Paris,

Texas.

Deer, Tiffany Cross… hoy no hubo noticias

Witt that in M.I.N.D., this is last week To They, again.

Michael Eric Dyson (Ph.D) stars as:
Dr. Benjamin Hawkeye Pierce

Listen up, Mr. Biden, President [One-Each]… never mind Tijuana, Öüï needs some Chinos de Mexicali on that Dang-on Administration of Kamala Harris, eh! .:. ############# 🥢🥡 Why from Xicali? Ask anybody from The Imperial Valley who is not a white supremacist there, Mexicali has the best Egg Rolls south of The Frisco Bay—Maaaan! That’s Why, Mr. President.

Attention, C.A.M.P., the following section must be read in a Corporal “Radar” O’Rilley’s voice (punto y coma) for those not in the know… let Mí, explain before you send in the doggs.

M.A.S.H. was a television show depicting a very particular view on the Korean War (punto y coma) part of the FICTIONAL characters include a black American Football player. The writer of that script—again—the writer of that STORY calls that black CHARACTER, “Spearchucker Jones”. So please spare me the indignation if you are not going to “string” the context.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Hooker_(author)

De re vote (punto y coma) that means a rebound 🛎 F113F106-0DAE-48F1-8B7C-0F896A379597 🌬 And because Eye is Live, and not re-hashed: Deer, Jason “Doc’ta” Johnson… youse a bit muffled on the Cross…get it? And Dr. Johnson, that ray of light on your nose, that’s Mí in the corner.

https ://www .rfi .fr /en /france /20210325 –french-trial-opens-over-anti-asian-covid-tweets-paris-racism

In local news, we post it, it, and Oh [with a capital, O] France responded in-step, coincidence? You-betcha! I’m just a stringer of known news with no talent whatsoever, just an itsy bitsy teenie knack to improvise the events of the next few Theys, that’s all. If i knew what the term “projection” meant, i would probably string a sentence or maybe, Cerf-panthère, maybe Tú.

Dear, Tiffany Cross, now that You have established that Dr. Michael Eric Dyson is not, Eye repeats, KNOT!— dropping Dangling Participles on the “Cross Connections”, have a SANGRIA SUNRISE on Mí… jump to Sunday, March 22nd 2021.

ECHOS FROM EL BARRIO LATINO

Intermedio con Perry Mason — The Hispanic parcela episode

PSA: Attention travelers, somewhere in the North of France, (côte de Bretagne) there is an open–air expo dedicated to Latinoamérica.

Season 01, episode 04


https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /cultura /2020/07/14 /hallan-restos-del-palacio-de-axayacatl-y-una-casa-de-cortes-4182.html


Perry Mason was a “spick”, y’all!!!
According to them Downey’s in:
El Ey ese.

Historical fantasy

Fair use of El Ey’s historical fantasy on HoBO TV .:. A77828E4-BE83-4166-ADF1-449BD42F3E16 𓀦 … for the record, “Phillipe” is Canadian, not French, legend has it that Philippe Chaffey, a sibling of  George Chaffey, from Montreal, Canada, headed West from “The Inland Empire” that he helped build with his cousins (and the Mexicans that became American there) and settled in place that would later become Tarzana, where he opened a French cuisine resto. Philippe thought that the locals would get a kick from the restaurant’s name if he dropped a “p” and added an “l” on account of all of the Felipes that worked in the kitchen of his restaurant. The French dip and Tripes à la mode de Caen were the star items on the menu, especially after a “cruda”. 

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And in Washington, the world learned that Katty Kay’s friends in SPAIN have pretty big fucking apartments; what Eye means to say, is that if you can walk three fucking miles without leaving your confines, then the title that precedes your name is probably INFANTA, or something like D.A.T.!

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Meanwhile, beneath the Historic (Colonial) Mexican “paycheck loans” building, known by the locals as “Monte Pio”, history rhymed with the keyword of the week: Hispanic, as in ‘relating to Spain’, por ejemplo, Robert Downey Jr., perhaps you’ve heard of the Shriners, they worship our patron saint, Momo, the god of comedy. And perhaps, Mr. Downey, you are acquainted with a bunch of crusaders of Cash called The Masons 𓄂.:. and oh–by–the way, Mr. Downey, those 4 dots in the form of a triangle are just another way to say « therefore» so don’t read into them but do consider, it!, a segue to this little “cultural” nugget between you, Sir, and the Kingdom that developed the Castilian language, which is now commonly bunched under the more democratic “Spanish” language, which brings us to the following:

“And I think for a man whose native tongue is Spanish to be able to put together a phrase like ‘cultural genocide’ just speaks to how bright he is.”

your words, Mr. Downey, but between Tony Stark and The Hulk: fuck Alejandro González (and all of his compadres and comadres here in France) and that is all that I, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto, is going to say about the great Iñárritu:

https ://www .latintimes .com/robert-downey-jr-makes-racist-remark-about-mexican-director-alejandro-g-inarritu -312046

My point is that all Shriners are Masons, but not all Masons are Shriners.