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It’s official… no dipping in La Seine, so pena de que seas cena 🦈

In Paris, France_ Mayor Hidalgo will not, Öüï repeats, will KNOT be skinny 👙 dipping on in the river Seine. Radar images show a Mako shark by the name of Lilith roaming in and out of the Canal Saint-Martin, among the known victims is a scooter delivery man and a French singer who Yesterday… —made the Great.

Guerreras feas… al pesto.

Sources close to Bob Dylan relay that Mick Jagger is devastated, meanwhile in Mexico, Ely Guerra is dancing with the fake Sonora 🪇 Santanera and that meuf 💃🏻 just don’t care.

In local news, Guerra baila como Juana “la cubana”.

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Page Tú: el fruto de nuestro rendimiento³ (producción)

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Buying bread from a man in Brussels — Getting conned with the cones, the Gall, France! The Gall.

 

³~. Rendimiento³, not to be confused with its HOMOGRAPHS in Spain, cansancio, sumisión o, subordinación, or with its SYNONYM, rédito in Adviivka, Ukraine, where Volodymyr Zelensky just surrender all of WESTERN-style democracy to Tucker Carlson and a little short Puto, named appropriately Putin.  

Domingo de Ramos follows, but First, Alicia is Having a Bad hair They in Rio, but not in Brasil  —in el malecón de El Bravo.

 

With that out of the güey, Öüï now return to our previous programming where Shinny turns into a verb and proceeds to climb in an awkward manner, literally, but don’t take my word for, IT!… just head over to the Mexican side of the Texas border to see a crippled Phuck³ climb up the Confederacy pole.

³~. Not to be mixed with a puck, because that’s a different weight, shape, and form.

Mussita, all the pills that fit into a Steele Dossier, pick one 🔵 or 🔴.

Note to editors at Canal R{e}D in Madrid, and the motherfuckers at Puck News in Washington, D.C.:

Down Under it’s Men At Work.

The following is a test of The Emergency Viejas Feas BROADcast System. This is only a TEST.

Viejas feas does not translate to Old ugly women³

³~. Ni todos los jotos son putos, como Raphael Morán y Pablo Gleason, —comprenderán, period!  †

Musita †

 

… and, Katty Kay 🇬🇧, never mind The Sting, nor the motherfucking Police, I’m an immigrant in Paris, because I don’t qualify to be an ex-pat, for that! For that one must have a Bostonian accent from Columbia University at SciencesPo.

An American Tragedy in Paris… more COWBELL!

—Knock, knock…
Who’s D.A.R.E.?
—Avocado
avocado who?
—Avocado Hass 🇲🇽

Only in America is an Avocado turned into a fucking mattress.

 

🎶 Viva, Las Vegas 🪕

… but in Manhattan, Yasmin Vossoughian just turned herself into a motherfucking Lion 🦁, Henri Matisse can’t believe it, but it’s TROU 🕳️ bitch just grew a Mane y’all!!!

Previously on, “y dice ansina, Natalia”

But first, the KNEWS

All Along Torreón, Coahuila… 🌬️🎶 No reason to get ex-Cited.

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SoFy Velasco, all journalists, the good ones any how, are MOSCAS … ON THE WALL, baby!

Y como dijo Monterosso:

Más bolsera (ratera) nomas, Talía OLVERA, ya que Ella, a diferencia de los que se van a los E.E.U.U. se roba le prosélytisme de las manifestaciones soliDiArias de Paname, it’s TROU 🕳️ 🪰, TRUST ME, like I told Raphaël Morán’s boss at rfi⅓, “Unlike Juanito Guanabacoa (policía judicial) I am a fly on the wall, y siendo oriundo de Califas, Off-The-Wall, Aussie.

Concha, corcel, y carro… The Birth of Lafourcade… Trou 🕳️ South. Only at the Instituto del Sonido Chilango (InSoChi).

 

Inspired by El Hijo del Topo, —en París— the new album cover of Sony Music’s exclusive cantora, la fulgurante Lafourcade, is now available at la EfNac, and our intrepid copy editor, Fenster the friendly Narco Quintero, got an exclusive snoop from the source, Mr. Sony Music Foundation himself, el gran Camilo Lara.

Over at the RFPP scene, el colectivo colombiano Mariposas Amarillas andaba de gira Hartistica en la bendita Maison de l’Amérique La∴Tina. When all of a sudden…

Can you show Mí how to get to Destierro Street? O como dicen en la RAE: ostracismo
1. Gral. Apartamiento de cualquier responsabilidad o función política o social.
«El motivo, muy breve en su desarrollo, puede sintetizarse en su conclusión final de que “la Corporación Municipal con su actuar arbitrario y ajeno a todo procedimiento legal, no está decretando la disolución de una asociación, la está privando de los medios materiales para desarrollar su actividad y, por ende, la está condenando al ostracismo, conculcando de este modo dicho derecho fundamental”» (STS, 3.ª, 18-XII-1997, rec. 874/1995).

Los astros se ahlinearon at the Gift Shop of Amnesty International… “It’s TROU!” 🕳️ just like on yesterday’s show with don Osler y Fredo, it turns out that AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL functions just like las fundaciones colombianas en EL PARLAMENTO EUROPEO, c’est a dire: YOU HAVE TO HAVE A MEMBERSHIP CARD to get a refugee card.

En la Serie del Caribe, a eso le llamán ‘PLAYBOL, motherfucker!’

After the break, It’s Word of the They 🇪🇸: bibliópola, as in… The guest for the December 4th of 2022 edition of the Juanito Guanabacoa Show was a bibliópola from Amnesty International at Buttes–Chaumont.

 

Which, knot to polish 💅🏻 our own nails, but one of the first things that, I, Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano-Prieto, have been saying since we first met Georgina Moreno y sus personajes pintorescos de la Intelligentsia parisina, in France and in la LOUISIANA, one’s own story must be Written by the French bourgeois… o Algo así.

Spoiler Alert, Öüï now UNDERSTAND why AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL treated Mí, like a vil colectivo colombiano en el Parlamento Europeo. Naturalmente, lo bueno d’este blog es de que Juanito Guanabacoa (alias “PEDRO“) no lo lee, because if he did, indeed read this blog, the first thing that Juanito Guanavacoa would do, would be to peg my experience on the “NOT SEE Klan” de Méde∴cines Sans Frontiers… and then call PEDRO to finish the job. 

WORD OF THE THEY 3 de marzo, 2016…
French bashin’ en 3ª di’mención  

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/19 /quicksand-jesus-y-la-mano-de-diego/

In Hilo, Hawaii is Sunday night primetime 🌋.

 

¡Viejas Feas! The Whole Lot of You, en dónde estén junto con SoFy Velasco, por cierto SoFy, ¿a qué horas sales al PAN?

Dear, Media Part… you French cocksuckers, madddafuckers

And, Madame Hidalgo, Zeppelin goes here, and Ewe know My Heart Would Know that Hawaii is always blue 💙 ask The King, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss .. Goooooo, Dodgers.

Viva Las Vegas. En cartelera… Los Misterios de Iberia a un lado de Barcelona, en la rue de Temple, off–Course.

Now, in the previous segment Eye relayed to y’all motherfuckers that this was going to be a double header, and with that in mind…

Dedicated to Fey (sorry if I misspelled your name) at Emmaüs… I know that you want my Dick in You.

Fey, by the Way, is short for Viejas FEYas!

This chapter is called, pena ajena, or how I Learned to love Misha y sus mexicanos en Saint Merry…

En contexto, México is burning… It’s February of 2011 (Spring to be exact in time-delayed magic 🪄) and the Barbara Carol de Obeso’s show had just been scratched. Tunisia, was effervescent, but most importantly, Phat Basterd, a fellow by the nomenclature of “Juanito Guanabacoa”, of faggety FPP fame was not in the Seine.

Your pussy, my rod… bring Melle. Pitch.

First Sunday in Paris. It’s cold as fuck, and not a god-damned supermarket is opened, and the Arab shops don’t accept credit cards, just like the taco shop at Cinéma Mexique. To make things worst, I’ve just ran out of Tramadol®️ and the weed is a pipe dream in Montreuil, hash is plenty, but fuck, nigga! Where’s the grass? Are you not Like the COOLIO³ of this motherfuck? Long story short, it took nearly a year to secure good weed, and when I ran out, the dealer grew a revolutionary heart and he flew back to Mali. I never heard from him again. But if you are in on the JOKE, IN 2015, Dr. Poisson’s colleague from the LAB moved next to that cat’s studio in Levallois. Of course you have had to be getting stoned that night with me, in order to appreciate the funk that would grow out of that soirée.

³~. To The Moon 🌚 gangsta, to da Mun… 👻

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