It’s official… no dipping in La Seine, so pena de que seas cena 🦈

In Paris, France_ Mayor Hidalgo will not, Öüï repeats, will KNOT be skinny 👙 dipping on in the river Seine. Radar images show a Mako shark by the name of Lilith roaming in and out of the Canal Saint-Martin, among the known victims is a scooter delivery man and a French singer who Yesterday… —made the Great.

Guerreras feas… al pesto.

Sources close to Bob Dylan relay that Mick Jagger is devastated, meanwhile in Mexico, Ely Guerra is dancing with the fake Sonora 🪇 Santanera and that meuf 💃🏻 just don’t care.

In local news, Guerra baila como Juana “la cubana”.

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