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Ladies in Gemeni, please stand for the Singing of OUR National Anthem by Atahualpa Yupanqui.

Master Sergeant 

Teeny Tiny Cat

TimeStamp: 20h40 in all latitudes of the World…

Kasie Hunt:
— Willie!!! I’m supposed to be opening the ceremony, we’re celebrating a pussy cat, not a cocky dick.

Willie Geist:
Exactly, Lieutenant … what am I? Joe Scarborough?

Kasie Hunt:
Huh?!… you do have a point there, so how did you ever get to be called a Willie, isn’t that short for —well, you know.

W.G.
— Well, Lieutenant… I do have tendency to be a dick when Mika does not approve.

K.H.
— Oh, that’s right you do tend to get your skeevies up in a bunch when Mika get’s in her zone… anygüey, Willie, let’s switch it over to the interns checking out who’s descending to the Parade Field at the underground level –3, eh?

W.G.
— Hey, have-at-it, Lieutenant. You’ve got the rank, but I’ve got the pay-grade.

K.H.
— Ahhhh, I see where Ewe get Ewe’r call sign from, go ahead, Jimmy, show us the cat-walk at The escalator…

Kasie Hunt:
— Yes, we kind of predicted that the “Bee–bayonet Regiment” would be walking the Sirens in, say Willie, who is that mermaid wearing for this ceremony? Might that be a Pescado de Oyuki Gown?

Willie Geist:

Indeed, Lieutenant, the bone tail gives it away, but right now we’ve got to switch it over to Chief Warrant Officer Williams because the ‘ezcaramusa’ team is getting ready to get the dressage show on the road.

…TimeStamp: 23h33.

Kasie Hunt:
Arre, pues, ezcaramuso!

Ceremonial Award — it’s Showtime

TimeStamp: 09:30 hours in Central Siren Den Time

… sadly, before Division Command opens the award ceremony in honor of Teeny Tiny Cat for Standing his Post until properly being Relieved we [the staff] observe a minute of silence for the Sixth communicator that lost his life in Mexico. Once again, impunity disguised as “there’s nothing to be seen here” took the life of yet another Journalist; this time around, Héctor González Antonio, 40 years of age, was beaten to death in Victory City, in the state of Tamaulipas.

En México ni el Tiempo pasa… en México no pasa nada.

Actual TimeStamp in Ciudad Victoria, Tamaulipas, is the Third Hour of the Last day of May of 2018… meanwhile near Buckingham palace —oh, What a Wonderful World for a Karime— wife of Javier “jarocho” Duarte.

“El trabajo periodístico no tiene mucha ciencia. Basta con ser buen reportero para cumplir con la chamba. Pero eso sí tiene su chiste. Un buen reportero tiene fuentes confiables, a las que puede llamar sin que duden de él. Fuentes bien informaras. Y Héctor siempre sabía a quién buscar”… Pascal Beltrán del Río, en: Bitácora del Director en Excelsior; Miércoles 30 de mayo.  }—~~~\*> Esperemos… que en el OTRO CASO “DUARTE”, Londres NO SEA como El Paso, Texas.

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TimeStamp: Who Knows… ask the Quantic Soul Orchestra, who are spinning right now on the turn tables of Minnie Miny Cat —Welcome, who would have thunk it, eh… that the Very Same STATE that Luis Posada Carriles used to illegally enter into the U.S. to plan, yet another “hit” on Fidel, would have probably been the beginning of his down fall, but ‘BAMBI’ would prove two things, one, that There’s No God in Mexico; and two, that he had friends in ‘High Level Places’, and thus, he literally made a mockery of those precious Immigration Laws and-oh-by—THE GÜEY, ‘bambi‘ got away with dozens of murders —all in the Name of The United States of America— Yes he did, George Doub-eh-YA Bush… you cleared him.

For the record: this frame was originally posted on November of 2016 during Fidel’s funeral procession… the following is the original cutline: Foto de Intermedio… foto debe de ser reemplazada con la foto de el terrorista [“Anti-Castro militant] Luis Posada Carriles. The one where the terrorist is being led by Federal US Marshals into the Texas District Court, in El Paso, Texas. It’s from 2007. | For additional information ask TIME magazine what happens “When America’s Ally is a Terrorist.” For the RECORD: la foto ya fue reemplazada.

TimeStamp: 3 Bandits
at 18h41 in Central Siren Time
with Minnie Miny Cat scratching them Vibes.
“Yeah Baby”.

Hey, Susie… it’s ∴ One 33 ∴

… and at Studio 3A inside Rockefeller Center, KC-DC is sporting one helluva wrist Watch coordinated by that Awesome gray robe-like suit.

Live from Studio 3 ∴ it’s Eydie Gorme as banned by the BBB… wait, what? Not the Better Business Bureau!!! but the British Broadcasting Company.., or something like that.

Yup, it’s still Ms. Dior fashion Watch at asegovia3, and a Full Dress Rehearsal for Teeny Tiny Cat is–a–still Going-On, eh!

Anygüey, esto es el Intermedio de Las Dos*, al regresar “el gatillo” vuelve a hacer su vuelta por Xicali, esta vez acompañado de una Niña de Fuego del mismo tono y color que al “pintor” de la gran iglesia [que] se le olvidio pintar en sus muros, sus pendientes y sus domos.

Buika… La niña de fuego meets “el gatillo” bilingue de Xicali. Time-lapse: ∴ Dos 33 ∴

… angelitos negros, follow:

Ladies in Gemeni:
Minnie Miny Cat

De cualquier manera, Sirenas, gracias por abrir la Taquería “Funky Chicken with Frijoles” at 247 Guerrero St., we [the staff] sure dig that kind of Soul Food, from Tommy… we are also pleased to inform you that General José Juan Reyes (in the role of Pedro Armendaríz Sr.… q.e.p.d) commissioned Teenie Tiny Cat’s twin sister, MEENIE MINY CAT to take command and turn the tables on the “Pintores de Pincel Extranjero”, and engage the perimeter with her spinning and scratching skillz, eSe.

TimeStamp: It’s the Three O’clock hour in Central Europe Time.

… Issy, right now, a cat loving Film Essayist’s favorite music is playing at the Siren Den—they might not know it, the Sirens and ‘la comadre Lety’ might not realize it, but Minnie Miny Cat little paws are all over that song list at Certains with fip… or something like that.

Marker’s trace of a Tiny Cat.

Right now the Marker is “the night time Ocho” in Central Europe Time, and the opening Act is part of a panacea and the miracle dose is measured in Lovecats, eh.

… Time–delayed link to Chris Marker segment at the Siren’s den follows. We [the staff] shift our screens back to Ms. Dior coverage of las musas en yeguas, on Quartzy—or something like that…

TimeStamp at Orly is 21h53 in Central NATO Time.

Huh! Who would have thunk it, The Siren den went on Strike today

… al parecer, la comadre Lety va a limitar la programación, o algo así; anygüey, pinche Brozo en unos cuantas entradas nos emparejamos con el Profe Merino y su no postura en tu segundo “post debatitlan” sobre Jaime Rodríguez Calderón (o como dice tu compañero Loret de Mola: Jaime Rodríguez Cárdenas¹).

The Exploited meet the Cerditos en la pira funeraria del Büey Finado. •-_¡_–•  Background provided by Le Marché à Saint-Germaine-des-Pres y las « actualidades » por La Jornada en Francés, aka LIBÉRATION, eh.

Samedi, 26 mai
Marée Populaire
Gare de l’Est à Bastille
París, France.

We [the staff] are still in the proceso of running a full–dress rehersal for an award ceremony in honor of Teeny Tiny Cat for keeping a faithfull watch standing his guard-duty post until the terrorist to his right flank (in “Texas Pinto league Orange”) and Stainless Steel cuffs took the ferry to Hades and the deepest circle in Dante’s  hell.

The Dandy Warhols sang it best:

So if Ewe’r playin’ in a rock and roll band
But still you’re doing whatever the man says
Well I can tell you for the money
The simple life honey is good

En Español, amigo (de Proceso y RFI) Raphael, eso quiere decir que si tus “amigos” mueven a huestes de neo-Zapatistas o igual organizarón a Fresitas con crema del #YoSoy132acádemicos en Paris durante el 2012 —PERO— que de cualquier manera hicieron lo que EL ALCANCE cultural del aparato de gobierno del Estado Mexicano les dijo que hicieran, a cambio de alguna galería o equis festival de cinito mexicano,  entonces te puedo decir que de simples lambiscones con disfraz y bandera de lucha social, tus amigos no pasaron de ser—PERO eso sí, se vieron bien CUL… se vieron bien KOOL.  

“Hey Hey My My”

In México and around the world, the revolution will be digitalized via Jeff Bezos, El WaPo, or some kind of Expanse in the format of a Polítika Fikzión.

Y Sí. Actual Time Stamp: Dou Coula at « The Atlantic » with a quarter to Two in CET; and somewhere, someone is still digging Lithium from the underground, according to Arat Kilo, Mike Ladd and Manani Keita.

TimeStamp: 10 hundred hous in CET and yes Ms. Jess, it is Fire Time, you bet’cha… and of course, comadre Lety, that last part must be read in Tina ‘the palin’ Fey, voice, eh!

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  1.  Issy, pinche Brozo, tan desconocido era don Jaime, que hasta tu compañero Loret de Mola —ya ni la amoló— mira que andar mezclando ex presidentes para presentar al entonces recién electó del estado de Nuevo León. Vaya que hasta parece parodía como ‘algún’ inconsecuente blog. Neta que sí, pinche payaso.

Televisa, la empresa que te cambia o te quita el nombre.

Carpe Diem—Support your local Pussy Kats gang

We interrupt These programmings in order to prepare an Award ceremony in honor of Teeny–Tiny Cat for successfully standing his post until properly being relieved from Duty.

#SupportYourLocalGirlGang •–_¡_–• …

In the mean time, Kasie Hunt reminds Jon Meacham playing the role of “Stevie” junk-car Rattner on the MorJo show, that patent crook and intellectual property cock* blocker, “tommy” alva edison, can’t hold a Light to a crazy feller whose iconic name is floating in our Solar System as We type this most incosequential draft.

* Georges Méliès

BATTLE ROYAL with Kasie DC… we go live to The Vicinity of le Pont Neuf on the right bank of the Seine, where Catalonio Barcelonetto de Peralvillo is live with  La Chica de Montreuil, a spokeswoman for a local Franco-Venezuelan girl gang who describe themselves as 4-non-Rubias, according to La Chica, “it’s gone Daddy gone,” adding that the hormones in the air give a “good feeling” but at the same time a bitchy “ugly” vibe, “like a Blister in the Sun.”

TimeStamp: Dancing in the Streets by the Big Mama Kats in Central Siren Den time, eh!

Coming up on the programming, it’s Hand Solo time… what? Wait! It’s HAN SOLO time, not “hand solo” time because that’s a different “movie”, eh Che? Remember that “movie” that Ewe, that Colin dude, and Colonel Matthews recorded way back at Independence Mall in Philly? Those were Da’dayz, eh, Che.

… anygüey, Cousin Joe: Ewe’r Ugly!!!

“Have we’ve Got an ARMY?”… Gray: the gift that keeps on “PILING ON,” sure Pink is our favorite color, but Grey, now that color falls right into “Confessions” territory.

TimeStamp: 17h30 in Central Europe Time with an awkward “Big O’l Jet Airliner” issue in Russia with Jupiter, we might add, center stage wondering if he’s a gonna tell and ask in the same Frog Gesture to ‘little’ Putin, what a fuck, Vlad?

“They do it all the Time“

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”Yeah, Yeah, they do it all the time.”

Intermedio antes de El Rally

Caballero Luis Posada Carriles:

Hoy aprendí que…
Los franceses inventaron:
los Intermedios.

Hola Bambi,
¿Me recuerdas? Yo fui el que con un lente te disparó allá en la salida de prisioneros de una corte federal de los Estados Unidos. Yo fui el que te plasmó [para toda tu vida] esposado, escoltado y detrás de las rejas —in Old El Paso. ¿Te imaginas, Bambi, lo que pudo haber pasado si en lugar de haber querido ser un fotógrafo profesional yo me hubiese adquirido [durante mi corta carrera militar] el Identificador de franco tirador a las Habilidades Adicionales de mi MOS? [ASI por sus siglas en Inglés].

[Audio file might follow]

Yo no me lo puedo imaginar, y creo que es por una sola razón, y te advierto, Bambi, de que es diametralmente opuesta, a las declaraciones que el señor Enrique Encinosa hace en frente de una videograbadora. Dicho de otra manera, en el amor no se valen los divorcios dolosos ¡y en la guerra! No se debe de permitir ni la tortura y ni tampoco una sola víctima civil. Y tú, Bambi, eres del mismo pensar que los talibanes, los daesch, los skinheads, el ku-klux-clan, el estado islámico; los sicarios, y los narcos.

Seré breve: nadie sabe cuándo, a cada quién, individualmente le toca. Igual, en el próximo teclado [mientras uno teclea] un infarto nos pueda importunar. Pero mientras eso pasa, te comento, Bambi, de que si a usted [señor terrorista] lo hubiese visitado primero la muerte, dudo mucho que la prensa, afuera de “little Havana” lo hubiese celebrado. A lo mejor, la AFP* hubiese rellenado algún rincón de los llamados “News Aggregators”.

Sin más, quiero imaginar que la ira que usted dirigió en contra de mi single réflex aquella mañana en Tejas, se rebotó allí mismo y por la tarde [de ese mismo día] ya se había convertido en un respiro para los parientes, los amigos y porqué no decirlo, alguno que otro cubano o hasta italiano que perdió a algún ser querido ante sus “atentados patriotas”.

NOTE from THE EDITOR of this MOST INCONSEQUENTIAL blog. This Frame [as promised] has now been updated… Tenny Tiny Cat has now Been Properly Relieved from Duty; TimeStamp is noted on the Bottom-Right hand corner of these screen-grabs… Dear: AFP, hope that you don’t mind, because after all this is just as they say in Havana… Un Uso Justo de Todos Los Medios; say hello to your 2011-2012 Latin American news division team in Paris; thank you for your support!
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Foto de Intermedio… foto [de Teeny Tiny Cat] debe de ser reemplazada con la foto de el terrorista [“Anti-Castro militant] Luis Posada Carriles. The one where the terrorist is being led by Federal US Marshals into the Texas District Court, in El Paso, Texas. It’s from 2007. | For additional information ask TIME magazine what happens “When America’s Ally is a Terrorist.” || Foto de Teeny Tiny Cat por armando segovia / segoviaspixes (2005—2018). Creative Commons_ShareAlike-CopyLeft.

P.S.: did you know that the French invented the Wires?

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Time-Delayed invitation to an awards ceremony held in honor of Teeny Tiny Cat for properly following his General Orders; today is the Last day of May of 2018 and we [the staff] head over to the Mexican State of TAMAULIPAS, where the arrest ordeal of AMERICA’s OWN TERRORIST began in 2005.