No vilarejo — En el pueblo… It Is probably good, that the Amazons are going to be investing in México, it’s the best « arnaque » in town.
Kamala wins, Trump is full of shit, period!
To celebrate, in Paris, France,
The MarJo Show is actually playing Jazz, yesss!
In Queens news The Los Angeles Dodgers just pulled another IMPECABLE “ocho“.
Your Foolish Spine. $100 MXN
Goooooooo, Dodgers.
It is now 09h00 in New York City, and why Mika changed wardrobe in the middle of the MorJo Show speaks volumes about the weaponization of style and Willie Geist’s matching tie 🟣… even Roker got in on the fad 🍽️, 🍽️, 🍽️.
And, David French… you deserve the Republican Party that the Ewe 🇮🇱 Es has right now. But don’t take my Tele ⚾ Mundo for, IT!, ask the Jorge ReyMos crowd from Univisión (formally Televisa in L.A.) just make sure that Paola Daughter is not in the set or the RAMOS will self-ignite as the father/daughter work for different POLES.
¡ Censuraron a Voltaire !!!
And, WHOMP… D.A.R.E. it is, UNIVISIÓN brought in a moderator from MÉXICO to handle Trump in their small ranch “presidential townhall” instead of bringing in the main nigger on that network, JORGE RAMOS.
PEOPLE WHO KNOW, know that THE GHOST of JACOBO 🇮🇱 ZABLUDOVSKY continues to haunt Mister Ramos even The United States.
Jorge Ramos, el hispano… not recognized by The Political Party in power right now in México, and if you know what Mexican president, Claudia Sheinbaum, said during her “mañanera” on October 12, then EWE know that México, is a lot like Thornton Wilder’s “Small Town” in the sense that a current date is not needed to establish the timeline as things appear to never change.
Stars in the Voltaire
Any 🦉 hoot, Simone Sanders, i did tell you that BROADWAY was going to El Pueblo (small town) but that’s just how the booking monkees at the MSNBC’s roll, which is Five steps behind my themes on this most non-consequential blog. And Rachel Maddow knows.
Still to come, the illegitimate bastard lovechild of Governor Lepetomane and Brian’s mom. Only on The Apolline de Hierbamala Interview.
February 1 is the 32nd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar; 333 days remain until Silvestre.
We begin today’s transmission in 1865 with the abolishment of Slavery in America (sin acento)… across the Atlantic, where the “Code ⚜️ Noir” was instituted by Molière’s representative at La Comédie Français, the Very French (1793) 🇨🇵 LaFranche, those motherfuckers, déclare Gwar on them 🇬🇧 Rosbifs and them filthy 🇳🇱 Dutch.
But FO’ist! A word from our sponsors, Wikipedia, if you cocksuckers are going to ExPloRe, start here, you miserable Phucks… that goes for Ewe Too, Slick Willie⁴².
— 1327 – The teenaged Edward IIIis crowned King of England, but the country is ruled by his mother QueenIsabella and her loverRoger Mortimer.
Battle Stations lining up against the Brits and Dutch.
Öüï now returns to his regular Voice Of America programming:
The response is immediate, Terry Jones (1942) in the role of a Nazarene mom sends his son, BRIAN, and Cardinal Ximénez, no less, on a Holy Crusade to counter-taunt them croaky Frogs and show these coq 🐓 suckers how to properly taunt an Empire.
In response, BFM’er TV sent a decoy DaphneBlake in the role of Vercingetorix’s daughter, named Adrenaline de Sousbielle. Her first task was to replace the monolith-carrying sidekick role, from the Gerard Depardieu who defected to Russia to crawl under les jupes of a Souvenir Russian Doll 🪆.
Adrenaline de Sousbielle’s first task, which she accepted with gusto al dente, was to infiltrate the Riskiest ⚒️🛠️⚒️🛠️Ruskies (those child molesters) via Stephen Segal’s sexual appétit for Saturday Morning Cartoons, which Lorne Michaels (that faggot!) turned into a midnight ritual at the Rainbow Room and re-named, IT!, SNL.
Öüï interrupt this program …
⁴²~. 1996 – The Communications Decency Act is passed by the U.S. Congress.
Eye did Knot have Sexual Relationship with D.A.T. Woman, DeNiza Kerschova’s!
William Jefferson Clinton, 42nd Président of U.S.
Repeat as follows, unless you are from Andalucía.
… and GO’ill DeNiza, never mind the 13 because the Troisième Arrondissement is not just ONE Hot MINUTE past the 11th Hour in FRANCISCO Franço’s Coucou Clock… in HEX, you will find Nº 44 (a Hawaiian Pholk).
… edición limitada. The original of this particular image capture is available for viewing down at the other City of Lights, Lyon, until the middle of January 2018. •~|~• Metro L1 Bastille, salida a l’Opera.
En México tembló, y como de costumbre, Frida fue el centro de atención, —por 15 minutos Stephanie Rhule, la más carísmatica de las 9 de la mañana en Nueva York no pudo contener las de cocodrilo en televisión; la pequeña Frida yacía por debajo de una d’esas mesas de marmól que la directora de una escuela privada usaba en un apartamento de lujo mal construido, y por encima de los códigos de construccion, fincado directamente en el techo de las aulas en dónde los niños toman sus Cariño$a$ lecciones.
La historia de la pequeña Frida María… o algo así, resultó ser falsa como la ayuda de Washington D.C. y Donald Trump para con los Boricuas; sin embargo, pasados otros 15 minutos, entre los escombros las camaras de televisión captaron a otra Frida, una perrita rescatista que restoró el nombre más emblematico para Los Amigos de Mexico en Francia y de El Servicio Exterior Mexicano.
Anygüey:
The narrative in this time-frame picks up after the surreal inauguration of the 45th President of The United States of America, and it is set against the backdrop of bizarre political discourses, partisan punditry, corrupt government institutions, sycophantic bureaucrats, general purpose toadies, lukewarm activists and, a daily dose of heterogeneous vignettes that strategically keeps the tale–of–the–tape up–to–date on an array of tangential topics that deal with current events.
Pareidolia: one eyed cyborg with an Electric Crown… o el número 3 consolando a un corazón agujerado… si en el cuadro ves una esposa, eso es solo tu imaginación… •_|_• Fair use of Michal Batory, and #STANDUP4HUMANRIGHTS en La Torre de Saint-Jacques; 75001. Foto captura del poster de Michal Batory por: armando segovia / segoviaspixes… Uso justo de todos los derechos por todos los medios.
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Mientras tanto en Veracruz, las secciones de sociales de todos los periódicos del Estado, celebran la mudanza de la Familia Duarte Macias a El Reino Unido… porque en verdad, ellos si “se lo merecen”.
🎶🎵🎶…where’s the Shade that You’ ve got it made? To me it’s just Monkey Business… according to the Gospel of Skid Row.
With that in mind, once again, do remember that we are just beginning to scratch the Mexican surface of a multilayered transnational chronicle, which started out with the premise of a six-year reportage that was to follow the events of The Year of Mexico in France (2011) as a collective ensemble of “opening acts” in the run-up to the 2012 Mexican presidential election, which as luck would have, Mexico’s suffrage excercise was coincidentally sandwiched on the same calendar year between the election processes of La France and The United States.
Sophia Loren: Signore, come si dice, carta da imballaggio per la carne fredde in spagnolo? –•_!_~ Anthony Quinn*: Si traduce nello stesso modo in cui si pronuncia la parola, Giornale, alla fine, Signora, servono la stessa cosa. — Translation Services brought to you by Bing!
* Anuncio:
“Si las cosas que valen la PENA, se hicieran facilmente, cualquiera las haría.”… now, watch Donald Trump steal Anthony Quinn’s, quinntessential quote.
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…as a matter of record, and as we [the staff] type this yearly update, the political experiment called the United States of America is now facing its toughest trial as the elected few try to figure out if the U.S. Constitution is as hallowed as the Republicans made it out to be when a White House intern sucked-off the Commander-in—Chief in his hour of need or, if Washington D.C. is once and for all going to test the burning quality of that hemp paper that the American Magna Carta was written on, once Red-Blooded Americans finally realized that on The Chinese “Year of The Fire Duck,” their 45th President turned the United States of America into a BANANA REPUBLIC… much like the ones that the U.S. Department of State has installed —year after year — after year, after year, AFTER YEAR following the post–Manifest Destiny Doctrine around strategic parts of The Globe… like say, most recently in Israel.
El colmo de los COLMEX es de que México, “aun sin TLCAN” sigue siendo el patio trasero para los “tickers” de la bolsa de valores en Wall Street •—_¡_—• La fuente de los colmos llega por cortesía del periódico La Jornada, Viernes 29 de diciembre de 2017, p. 3; y la foto del barandal negro del #217 de la Saint Germain–des–Pres, por el staff / segoviaspixes 2017.
FREQUENCY HOP
Meanwhile, at Le Élysée and under President Emmanuel Macron, La France is a Work–in–Progress
Dimanche, Dimanche, DIMANCHE!!! It’s Jupiter’s LIQUIDATION SALE. ⚡️—_¡_— ⚡️ SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY… our guess is that the United Arab Emirates will be owning the rest of Paris, and perhaps even a big chunk of La Défense, as well.
From our angle, we [the staff] have noticed that Mr. Macron is fixated on at least two things that we’ve made arcs of in the span of our journey to France, number one are the Scott Onstott’s observations about how the French capital continues to have a multi-generational obsession with Hermetic symbolism and specifically with the Cult of Isis, as per the the lore of “Thrice–greatest”, Hermes Trismegistus; and number two, Mr. Macron’s steadfast intent to catch-up with the de-regulated United States and a brave new Keynesian World. Mr. M’s first presidential moves were first picked up by our radars when he single–handedly fired up a lightning bolt and got his old boss, François Hollande, to deregulate the intercity motor coach industry; since then, the young Sciences-Polita has moved up in the Universe and he is now on track to reform labor, education, the Fucking Olympics, and of course just to fuck with the labor unions: unemployment benefits laws, by-God, he even wants to resuscitate Latin from the Dead–Languages Pantheon… our guess is that this is why the press don’t call him Zeus, and stick with the Romans reference, to refer to His Excellency, and YES, this information will be on the re-structured BAC.
… anygüey, did you happen to catch a glimpse at the asteroid that zipped a few nights ago straight through the Central Europe DarkTime Zone? What a near-miss, eh.
We now return to our regular review about México.
Breaking the News
TOP CUTLINE: “… se preveía”, ¿pues qué creían? ¿Que el PRI iba a desaprovechar la “cruda” navideña y no encontrar la manera de que los Doctores Magistrados fallaran en favor de la ignominia? Viva México, y El Reino Unido que alberga a saqueadores como a JaviDu. #GiveMeThePower #QueMinguenSuChadreLosDeMoLoTov –>>_¡_<<–LOWER CUTLINE: … and then of course, as a new Global Warming Trend, big fucking hurricanes happened, and the tale–of–the–tape revealed that both President Trump and President Macron were a bit slow in responding to their protectorate territories in the Caribbean, leaving thousands of people to fend for themselves in the middle of unprecedented devastation. —•_!_•— Double Entry capture is courtesy of the Pop-ads on “the” PubliMetro. — Fair use of all media.
Next, on FRANCE 24 en Espagnol
La alianza hidrocálida,
en concubinato con:
Canal Once TV…
PRESENTAN
Comprando cigarros en Hong Kong, con “El Piporro”.
Synopsis: El Piporro visita Francia.
[Man’s voice:
Mr. Eulalío “Lalo” González melodically describes in his trademarked neoleonense style à La Legión Extranjera de la Explanada de Trocadéro — Yann Tiersen is in charge of the musical track that serves “El Piporro’s” voice as background; for this commission, YANN enlists DAFT PUNK to collaborate on an Alsace style Polka, featuring Al Yankovic.]
… meanwhile in the Franco–Mexican bubble, the local Francilien Cuernavaquense, —o mismo— el parisino sinaloense–coahuilense–campechano, o mismo, from that particular place in Las Lomas_near–”chilangolandia,” now ex-Distrito Federal; without forgetting, —ah, pero cómo no…¡faltara menos¡ The rest of the Mexican state entities que–componen_à—La Federación—raza, el PRI ahora hasta quiere censurar y meterte a la celda que desocupó Lencha Cassaz, si tú decides decirle sus verdades a politicos como JaviDu, o el mismísimo Humberto Moreira— ¡Ajúa! Y es que “el PRI sí sabe como gobernar“, dijo un señor profesor de nombre Alain Rouquie, en el cierre de las jornadas del Colmex, allá en Sciences-Po, y por supueesto en Saint Germain–des–Pres; 1 de febrero, 2013.
#LosHijosDeSuChingadaMadre #LoHicieronPorTi –>>_!_<<– Synopsis: La ya identificada Dictadura Perfecta por el perucho (Vargas Llosa) se perfila para hacerle comparsa a lo sucedido en estos ULTIMOS 3 DÍAS EN IRAN… context continues to develop, stick around.
Because when it comes to rallying a group of elites that can band together and block anyone or any group “who dares disturb their idilic status,” (Linares /1) nobody can co-opt or make turn–coats out of left–of–center activists any better than the wealth hogs operators and spies who at the stroke of a signed invitation to become a ‘cultural ambassador‘, or an opportunity to headline an MODERN ART exposition they successfully seduce artists, writers, —film makers— students and (we hope that Rachel Maddow can forgive us for typing the following) Community Organizers; YES, you read the latter RIGHT: Community Organizers, to raise one fist in anger against a governments trespasses, and extend the other below the waist when they think that no one is looking, palm–up and all five fingers pointing outwards to receive commissions and prizes from the same public servants that they are rallying against.
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IRÁN: Fuerzas de Seguridad Interior abren fuego en dirección de manifestantes. Gobierno promete “puño de hierro” si las protestas no cesan. En el tercer día de descontento social el periódico The Telegraph reportó dos muertes de bala de rifles de El Estado. }-––~\•> Dear NYT: cualquier parecido, paralelo, o similitud a lo que puede pasar el próximo 2 de junio en Mexico será pura coincidencía. — Screen-grab is courtesy of Frances Rivera de MSNBC.
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Take it from, say… Professor Victor Quintana Silveyra, whose pretty
mug is on the high list to grace the reference picture of el Instituto Federal Electoral brochure on how to become a better Political Chapulín. That’s right, folks, squeeze your living abroad experience to the maximum. Profit from your long–hours of community organizing and political activism to overthrow el PRI’s legacy of corruption, its long list of institutionalized ineptitude and, nepotism’s favorite cousins: The Cronies; don’t think twice, become an infiltrated turncoat for the good of The Federation and the supreme party… for further information please contact the offices of the Mexican Foreign Service, or reach out to one of the many associations of Los Amigos de México en Francia®.
[Man’s voice: El Piporro]
Porque en México
solo brincando como un Chapulín, raza,
se puede llegar al Cielo:
Rayuela
Apophenia…Dear, non- readers of this most inconsequential blog, any similarities or hints that the above Hopscotch sketch resembles the fuselage of an AIRPLANE is purely coincidental, because the image clearly resembles a Capped Hex nut on a Threaded Set bolt with a loose Heavy Hex nut.
And if you ever played hopscotch you know that if you touch any parts of the sketched outline on the ground, or if you can’t keep your balance on the way to ‘heaven’ and you fall out of the path, then you have to start from scratch all over again.
… Señoras y señores: Las Fuentes de doña Vilma y los bobó del VoBo de La Vie en Rose à Paris. }––~~\•> Theme melody: Duke Ellington’s “Springtime in Paris”… uso justo de todos los bobos.
And for some reason, as Mexicans get ready to endure the most difficult of General Elections since Carlos Salinas de Gortari usurped the 1998 election of from Cuauhtémoc Cárdenas, it seems eerily strange that the very same issue that competed for headlines with narco related executions in 2011 (previous) to the Presidential race of 2012 involved ex President Felipe Calderón’s executive decision to deploy Mexican troops, to do police work on the streets of Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua; back then “Juaritos” held the Heavyweight Title of Reporters Without Borders: Murder Capital of The World.
Whomever becomes the next president of Mexico on that 1st of December of 2018 (Chinese Year of The Brown Dog) is going to have to set his two pretty bureaucrat feet on the ground and start from Scratch.
por ejemplo, apreciada Panchita Rivera:
… “and so it goes”.
Because normally, in countries where citizens don’t have to fear little inconveniences like looking at or, rubbing a soldier the wrong way, and then getting sodomized for that transgression with the barrel of a rifle in the hands of say, a a squad of Mexican soldiers; it would seem rather logical to get the Executive branch of the government to sign off on an Legislative order to complement the tasks of local cops (and gendarmes, when applicable) in order to approach such formidable enemies of the civilian population, like say, narcos or terrorists; however, in banana republics, where power usually goes unchecked, this avenue of approach tends to add to the collective psychosis and it’s fertile ground for the start of a Beautiful and Perfect Dictatorship.
Now maybe it’s because of the lack of an enforceable Code of Military Justice, or because if there is in fact one in place, the military code is usually above any civil code, think of it as something kin to “diplomatic immunity” when transgressions to the law from the ranks take place and thus, impunity reigns and abuse of power goes wild, —literally.
Y ahora con ustedes:
“Turn on the TV, ’cause I got nowhere to go
Seems that there’s a little trouble down in Mexico
A 13-year-old boy robs a store so he can eat And they got him doing time while killers walk the streets”.
Las fuentes para los Bobo’s, de doña Vilma, y sin ningún orden en particular y como regalo para Paco Ignacio Taibo 2: de quien se sabe que odia las reglas de anotación y los pie de páginas.
Men-at-Work… Business as Usual; “…to me it’s just Monkey Busines”, dijo Skid Row.
— Thompson Reuters… 1. Reporting by Lizbeth Diaz and 2. Christine Murray; 3. writing by Julia Love; 4. editing by Dave Graham and 5. Leslie Adler… Reporting by Lizbeth Diaz and Christine Murray; writing by Julia Love; editing by Dave Graham and Leslie Adler… and a bag-load of uncredited Santa’s Little Helpers whose identities Business Insider promised to protect: http://www.businessinsider.com/mexicos-president-signs-internal-security-law-before-court-review-2017-12?IR=T
