15 de Septiembre, 2020 — Happy Birthday don Porfirio

… y que viva México, también.

* Like a ghost .:. E95783ED-AE77-4DD1-A129-D14BFCB49DB4 📰 Meanwhile near Tombstone, Arizona… in Tombstone, Arizona no pasa nada. 🦠 IN•DEED, As The World Turns, it became clear that NATURE wanted to get D.A.T. “OlHickory Smoked” flavor on the U.S. of A. from See to shining Ear. 🌬🔥 Hello, I’m JOHNNY CASH, … [A]nd, Willie Geist, the slow water influx on the terrain of the GuAZTeKa del Mississippi  (in Louisiana) where the River is supposed to meet the Gulf can only mean one thing, that D.A.R.E.  brisket is going to be kept warm on a very Big Ol’ “Baño María”.

But FO’ist, the staff of this most non-consequential blog would like to remind our non-readers that because we’ve seen this movie, aussi, öüï covered it. — MAKE TURKEY TASTE GREAT AGAIN!

Musical Guest:


Cinema d’évasion and The Politics of Fake News at the LBJ School of “política ficción”

Carpe Diem _ 75001. Police in Paris got a lead on the “equine serial killer cult,” from France, in the vicinity of la rue des Bourdonnais. Witnesses close to a bum, a clochard and, a “so called” SDF, spotted a pair of sketchy animals prancing along one of the most benevolent arteries in the city of Paname.

Igor, a Lithuanian refugee, claims that the visions were way creepier than any “long shadow” on top of any given Trump official apartment ceiling in Washington.

“I mean, the White Wabbit looked pretty hot, sure, them little creatures are made for fucking, but she did, the wabbit looked pretty hot, but the Zebra, oh-la-la…”, said the drunk Lithuanian basterd before passing out.

It’s been 3 weeks since the FO’ist mutilated carcasses began to appear in different picturesque regions within the ‘hexagone’, and ponies are not exempt from what has been filed under the “it’s just kid being kids” to “this is some bat-shit crazy Ancient Aliens shit, ” cabinet.

Scenty Le Rom, for his part, was not impressed, “in Romania, the horses hunt you!”.

Let them eat Apples

Let them eat Fiona’s Apple! —_•!•_— Concerned for the well–being of his own kind, el hijo del llamado “Blackhorse” del cuarteto de Liverpool (name withheld to protect the stables) hired a washed-up FBI Agent to team up with Semolina Pilchard and Luc Fregón to see about about the mutilated zainos.

Among the initial suspects, the Prefecture de Police —as usual— rounded up all of the gnomes, because truth bee told, gnomes are despicable little fuckers and surely, Brian Williams, those fracking gnomes have a hand on the mutilations in France.


[Pre-recorded track for the 19 o’Clock timestamp of 15/09/2020 in CET]:

Del Fernan .:.

And now, “Page 2” … the rest of Del Fernan story… sponsored by genealogy point gov .:. 1968CC1F-C1D9-4E5F-B14F-18BAF509B4D1 🐴 And starring as “MoStang”: Cesare Frank Figliuzzi, Jr… un guión basado en Las Aventuras de “Neto El Rebelde”.

Eagle-eyed non-readers will recognize among MoStang’s gang, Michael Richards and Carlitos Estevez-es-es abuelitos, it turns out that grampa Figliuzzi was a career criminal that ran the Spaghetti Couscous Paella syndicate until Mussolini forced Fernand Contandin into the Edgar J. Hoover novel new program called “The Witness Protection Program”, so to make a long-fictional story short:

The Contandin’s became the Figliuzzi’s, the Estevez-es-esos, naturally became the Sheen’s*, and Michael Richards became Cosmo Kramer.

* With the exception of EMILIO, that motherfucker became a “McCarty,” but Everyone in Orange County, California, knew him as BONNEY.


How to bury a Lead — los dedos de una “ricachona”

Previously, on Las Fuentes de doña Vilma, Johnny Depp was in the middle of an audition for the role of a lifetime, when all of a sudden… se le aparece un Loco y le pregunta:
What do you think, ese?

And Cantinflas said

And Cantinflas said .:. D1D3FA5E-C743-4944-9B41-AD6451696068 .:. “Piporro, ay’TiaBlan”.
And Eulalio González asked, “who is it?”
And Cantinflas replied:
parece un Cherokee de Paname.
To which, don Lalo replied after rolling his jeepers underneath of his classic “guaripa”…
“Ah, es el carnal de mi Compadre el Germán, y su carnal “Monchito”.
Do me a favor… open the door, and let’em in.
El escaparate y su contenido son cortesía de otra calle de París, en esta ocasión, doña Chata; la Rue de Caire, a un lado de « My Story Paris » allí luego luego pasando la « Opullence » de “Deby Debo » y « La Petite Française », justo antes de torcer con « Los Fried Fréres » y La Gaîte Lyrique (75002).

Los cien años de Charlie y Soriano

Any güey Alicia Menendez, news broke that Wakanda is grieving, can’t say we [the staff of this most non-consequential blog] were followers of the series, but we dig jaguars, panthers, and the ONCA kind. Having stated that, we know now return to el giRo es R♥MA, y el puente que en otra muy reciente época, Tamaulipas fue para doña Louisiana, justo cuando don Vicente (FOX) soltó a la perra (narco) y natura un soplido al que los que huelen pedos en el reporte del tiempo bautizaron como Katrina.

Louisiana: La huasteca del Mississippi

Louisiana: La huasteca del Mississippi .:. 0E628011-CCD0-458B-B065-10EB1A16EE06 .:. … [Y] si no lo es, debería de ser considerado ante la oficina de patrimonio intangible de la humanidad de la Unesco… o algo así. The point here is that Zydecko no es otra cosa que una Polka for swampy zones.

Note to editors: El hijo de Sue era un muchacho, el hijo de Sue. Be advised that the following is a Venn Diagram, not a concentric circle for every frame, check it out.

— Not that the U.S. “needed” the support of the Sedena (Military secretariat in Mexico), but the gesture was a solid one, especially when the “guy” in charge was literally a “horses ass” expert with no experience whatsoever in Emergency response to natural disasters.

To observe the 15th year mark of Hurricane Katrina, we are obliged to mention the asterisk on the Mexican army’s record, considering that after that goodwill deployment let’s just say that things began to precipitously fall to new lows.

  — Consider last week’s revelation of how a Mexican soldier is heard ordering a subordinate to kill the only survivor of a high–speed chase. The image of the aftermath is gory, just like all things involving narcos and soldiers south of the border.

https ://zetatijuana .com /2020/08 /soldados-ejecutan-a-civil-tras-enfrentamiento-en-nuevo-laredo-video-amlo-ordena-investigacion/

However, Alicia Menendez, our focus on this segment of the scroll is not even about the Martial Elements de la nación, but of the region of la nación (Ta•maU•Li•PAS); and once again John Mill Ackerman, we don’t select the Titulares, we merely plot thesecomo una Función pública, get it? Función Pública, like the bureau that your spouse, Senator Eréndira McCarthy, is currently occupying for your employer, don Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Pay no attention to these clip

Pay no attention to this clip .:. 18BFC41E-84A1-43EE-815E-3D3FEC4709E0 .:. Indeed, professor Ackerman, the proposal from one of your own POLITICAL ANIMALS to prohibit journalists from conducting investigative reports and instead wait until the police issue the reports of any given investigation [the audacity of this fucking politician] on account that the ONLY BUREAU authorized to conduct investigations is of course, the government.

So, let’s do this by transliterating the juxtaposition of Cabeza de Vaca y un lagarto, que mismo —John Mill Ackerman— no es un Peje Lagarto, like your boss, pero para Causa y Efecto, IT! is, close enough to the motherfucking BULLSEYES, ese.


Las fuentes de doña Vilma:

Cien años de Juan Soriano: https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/08/29 /opinion /a03a1cul

And Cantinflas said

Would Jane let Mí lie? … Eye thinks not, Siren, Eye thinks knot.

— Les 100 ans de Charlie Parker avec The First Arrondissement Blue Note Quintet … link follows.