Across The Atlantic… it’s Dedos a tres caídas Round 2

Round 2 recap:

The Gravity Argument

The Gravity Argument .::. 054E129C-6422-407A-9810-F8837B021F0E 🏄🏽‍♂️ Over at the Know Your Value symposium, Donald John Trump was thinking of adding Round Fourth (it’s symbolic, of course) the Law set the terminal velocity at 3, not on the Fourth. —_•!•_— In context, the cyber-reporting Amazona has a point, she had signed-up to do Three, and not the fourth, which the Writers at “El Halcón*” your  trusted source of Lucha Libre news, can go down on D.A.T. D.A.R.E. rebuttal from the amazon, dicho de otra manera, Mika, we dig Shannon’s hold’it! D.A.R.E. now.

Shannon Pettypiece broke the 4th Rope (wall/barrier) and Eddie Gloude Jr., of course, was looking the other way, as if “inviting this particular Situation”.

https ://www .thedailybeast .com /people-are-finally-starting-to-see-the-real-ellen-degeneres-and-it-isnt-pretty THE MASK

Elective Surgery in Covid–19 times

Elective Surgery in Covid–19 times .::. 35C31555-576A-496A-B884-030A6E2AF63D 🏄🏽‍♂️ Previously on, “Zippy–ri doo-dah” Fletcher M. Fletch was on his way to Tupelo, Mississippi to see about a possible deal with ULTRA LIGHT INFUSED tobacco for the French, when all of a sudden, Ellen Degeneres in the role of annoying passenger Cindy Maysample, interrupted a Swing Low Sweet Chariots moment. 🏚 In this “photoplay” Ellen Degeneres abruptly awakens Fletcher M. Fletch only to inform him that she is flying back home to Selma, Alabama (from El Ey) after having some unnecessary elective surgery during the height of the respirator shortages across the U.S.A., she goes on to say that she can’t wait to head over to Montgomery and participate in the Betsy Devos sponsored protests against the “Stay–in–place / Shelter–at–Home” quarantines. “It will be like when Dr. MLK marched for civil rights,” she boasted.

Sponsor’s plug: Eddie Gloude’s Jr. Tie (Corbata) is available at Foot Lock Her; Foot Lock Her, where NIKE®️ Divas faces (masks) are eaten (ripped) by Pumas. Talk about it, converse about, it! Just like A did as Mr. Sauconey (Jazz Line) was checking out Wilson’s Hand.

—Over in Nantucket, Cousin Joe wants Mika’s mom (his belle-maman) to resume her normal life and get back to college… or something like D.A.T..

Meanwhile, over at the Associated Press, today’s tie is a gift from Goodwill’s off–the–rack specials; shop now! The Early Summer blow–out is happening right now, and all new arrivals have been treated for the Covid–19 left behind by their recently departed owners. The GOODWILL’s clothes rack, “it’s like a box of chocolates“, mr. Wilson.

Previously on Round One… Remus was kicked in the nuts

— Garrett Haike was ran over by a Rental

— Romulus was trolling the Amazonas

— Nicolle Wallace revealed that she wears a way–too–small of a mask.

Charlie didn't Surf

Charlie didn’t Surf .::. 96C2F20E-F418-4724-ACA9-9CCC02CA65B3 🍟 … [A]nd, as Senator John McCaine revealed after his release from The ‘NAM, Charlie was a fag! —_•!•_— Special Agent McManus reports.

… And over at Meet The Press: You are not fooling anyone with that “Mustache” Beto O’Rourke! The Real Dr. Dalton is a Raider who Escaped From New York!… Let Mí, Draw youse a Composite Retrato Hablado of the intrepid doctor, wait one:

Dr. Clayton Dalton (one-each)

Dr. Clayton Dalton (one-each) .::. 885E652A-6A23-4096-9B1C-CC0B5E9D78C4 🏴‍☠️ Dr. Dalton was last seen evacuating patients from Baltimore after 2nd Amendment zombies and Right-wing conservatives descended on the D.C. metropolitan area, The WHO recommends to stay clear of these walking dead idiots as their breath alone can turn you into a STATISTIC.

Over at the 11th Hour at BriWi’s cave, the Dildo Manufacturer and part time historian, Walter Isaacson, a Renaissance Man and an Elder of the underground Punk Rock band “The Essens” pledged his support for Remus cause. Transmitting from an undisclosed Dildo Shrine in middle-America, Isaacson “contemplated” getting involved in this historic Lucha Libre match after he witnessed the “Evil” Pundit’s Angels manifest themselves into La Primera de Tres Caídas sin Limite de Tiempo. It turns out D.A.T. GWENN Romulus was trolling the Amazonas with his “arms–in–the–air” Victory shimmy dance, Romulus was actually invoking the Mortal Triad gladiators into the bout, changing the dynamic of a mono–a–mano fight into a Lucha en Relevos Australianos. The Humanity! The Nerve! The Magick, oh, the Magick. 

TimeCheck: It’s the top of the Rachel Re-run hour in Central Nato Times, 06h45; Midnight at the U.N. Headquarters and, the 18 hundred hours in Hilo, Hawaii. 

His mother was a Salem witch

Synopsis: His great grandmothermother was a Salem witch, his grandfather was the infamous Dr. Victor Frankenstein (pronounced FRANKönSeen) who was forced to change the family last name to save the hides of Future Frankönsteen generations from the Salem Science Trials. .::. 632C53F7-C82B-493F-A948-CB5A43C8260F 🐘 Sean Connery stars as Dr. Andrew “Zardoz” Artenstein.

She’s Back!!! — and she brought the “Hitch-22”

Over at The Ozarks… A most despicable Bostonian is summoned to Saint Louis, Missourrah.

“Stay classy, San Diego”

“Stay classy, San Diego” Cousin Joe just reattached Los Hilos del Campbell’s Soup to the Mighty Mighty Coffee mug of the one and only Ron Burgundy .::. C6A16BA9-5C44-4166-8A48-C568188CD99D 4️⃣ 📺 Over at WHSL Saint Louis source for the best Lucha Libre in the planet, Dr. Frankfurter (Mike Barnicle) and Nurse Karni (as herself) are summoned by the Kansas City mafia to “put a fix” on Frank’s Jr., sausage handle.

Willie Geist, in the role of Frank Cosgrove, Jr., nearly killed her, but then it cost him (Willie Geist) his fucking pecker after Crazy Claire, in the role of Darlene Snell, blasted it off with a 12–gauge blast “a quema crotch”. Anygüey, it’s been like three dog–years ago since Elise Jordan was seen on the other side of the screen. 

Musical guest: One Minute to midnight…
The Cure

The Cure, you ask? .::. 210AA909-A5E7-4162-9D48-22A814C0C3A7 🦠🔬It’s PLAY FOUR to THEY, at HOME, of course! Motherfuckers.

Brown Hair Woman as pictured by an Albino Bluesman

Dear, Avi Velshi… you are not alone. It’s just D.A.T. Eye is not set for the opening round between Romulous and Remus; right now, Shannon Pettypiece is doing the “Card Girl” honorary inside-perimeter of “el” pancracio and Eddie Gloud, Jr., is set to referee this fight —Dedos A Tres Caídas, sin limite de Tiempo.