For the benefit of those who might [just³] be joining Father Urbain Grandier on this blog, Willie Geist introduced porn on a morning “family” show way back in the “Octo Mom” news-cycle days.

³~. Seen The Video :

Tums, tut-ums, tums… an aficionado of all things French, you might remember Willie Geist narrating, live from a balcony overlooking Champs Elysées no less, the events of the 2024 Summer Olympics or, describing his sexcapades after the morning continental at La Drugstore facing the House of Qatar.

And for additional context just to CONTRAST just how far Virginia Slim(s) has come please be advised that Willie’s porn-reckoning happened like FIFTEEN YEARS AGO… Jackie Alemany was like a junior in highschool, or something like that and Richard Haass was not even drinking Red Bull back then to make his E.D. pill last longer at night.

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Maybe a Happy Ending…
That’s “Wicked” Porn!!!

Wicked News Ewe Can Actually Use.

Keen observers can even, for the first time on The Morning Mika Show, witness Mister Geist’s “grinch-like” smile one minute into the segment, “News Ewe Can’t Use”.