Tag Archives: La Mini Milpa de Châtelet — Vol. II

Previously on, [Homeless goes here] will the Real Homer speak up or forever hold la Samaritaine en Missionnaire

Can the real 🥧 please get off the stage… the fake π is on.

Romeo and Julieta are together on The Trapèze 🎠

Sin Celery

The Real y Latina!!!

Surrounded by tontos, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach cried out onto to the good people of Prairie Shitville, “oh, ¿y ahora quién podrá ayudar Mí?” but the disc-jock said it Deutsch.

[ALL or Nothing At All ]

Up Shits Creek, the friend of a friend of, “a friend” of Gustavo Martínez at LCI TV 📺 is on a loop in Punxsutawney, U.S.A., and that madder fadder is forecasting 146 days of rain and snow for Venezuelans in France… or something taken straight out of a Cinco de Mayo chapter of the 1860’s.

Scene Tú, where Aqualong takes a shower after SOWING Doris oats, while skateboarding on a Corn 🌽 Flake ❄️.

Meanwhile back in Florence, it’s “40 Thousand” that walk through this portal Évry day, it’s the best CULT ever, 🎶 C’mon baby 🗽*.

You’re not in Argenteuil anymore, doctor… Next!

We Can Be Like They Are

 

Skiuz Mí, while I 🌬️ blow a Kiss to Carneiro on her ear

Let the Record Show, Alicia Menendez, that, “her ear” on a mirror is closer to Ewe than Carneiro’s “rear eh”.

– Knock, knock.

Let’s have some cabrito en Monterrey, Cabrona. Unless you prefer pizza… that’s just across the Gulf of America in the Benghazi Bourough of Mar-a-Lago… watch the Ali-gators.

 

— Whose there?

Your turn, next time you surface from the ground, the Great State of Mar-a-Lago is sending U.S. her Best and Brightest eclipsed pupils.

 

– PROVEchoso.

Once upon a time sur les jupes de fip 🧜‍♀️… Clyde was a fag and Bonnie a dyke.

 

— Provechoso who?

I heard that you might be in need of an Alligator wrasler.

Over at BFMer’s Kitchen, La Güera Wira is casting Asparagus on the Tribunal de Justice in Alésia… trou 🕳️ fact, Pepa. It’s Bueno for Ewe. I guarantee, IT! 🐰

AÑO L, número 17.374 — para Pepa Bueno con Amor del Malo

This blog is what back masking is to rock and roll, or what backwards planning against fascists sounds like when you have all of the puzzle 🧩 pieces trimmed with chainsaws, so I hope you don’t make the same mistake like last time, Beto O’Rourke crowd. Issy, I’m talking to You, Bill Maher.

If 15 was 6 🐞

With that in mind, I AM NOT HISPANIC and yet natura was kind, so Sancho, fuck Ewe and the voice of the Opus Dei.

Me he de comer esa pepa 🦪, aunque me excomulgue la Iglesia.

Class is in Session now. Go get that Pablo fellow at the “Academia” a ver si, se puede.

I Saw Her, laying there…

But first, I Saw Her sitting there 🪘 👐🏿

That’s Chano Pozo 🕳️ so come on Évrybody won’t cha’ DEW the Con-GA.

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Picture yourself : on a bushy pelouse waiting for Julio to arrive

It Never Entered My Mind… Vibrating chairs for pundits, imagine what it will DEW for the radius around the Seine.

Today’s ice cream is sold in a weave 🧺 basket and it’s RED. Over at France 2 it’s Toulouse sausages with Popcorn for the film.

Ewe need me on THAT wall, Hidalgo.

Now showing.

 

Pomodoro Tomatillo de Munera productions présent:

📍Dinner and a movie 🍿

Saint-Tropez de nuevo y Con La Misma Piedra. En cuestión de amores I bet you think this shirt is about you

Le Luth Continue, Lutecia.

Glad Tidings and a Happy Meal near your pelouse… it’s Get Back to Sciences Po with your host Donald “McDo” Morrison and the doors au Mans chez Marcel Marceau… it’s where mimes go to fuck. And if your name is Johanne Marie Grazia Poisson, you know exactly where THE STREET of that centro de formación for mute clowns is in relation to that McDo near the 24-Hour Track… “ya llegó Nikki LAUDA” 🏎️ John Player Special is at The POLE 🚦🚥🚦🚥… 🚧

And, Révérend Al Sharpton… did Joe Scarborough just fuck up George Foreman’s obituary? Jesus Christ, Joe!!! No TouLOUSE Saucisse for you 👨🏿‍🍳… here’s your short-order Joe:

Tue’res 🐂 La Nueva España… with LETTUCE 🥬 and TOMATOES, hold the pickles 🔱.

Deux Boules and Two Lousy Sausages, would you like a Corndog with that order, sir? 

😁

And, Denisa Kerschovas… ‘member that old Monkee that Katty Kay used to pet?

Meet me in Vienna, we’ll have some spinach or have a conversation, whatever the Apocalypse brings U.S. NOW.

Give back Imelda’s Shoes Pablo Torre — Nike Furies

Fucking Magic Flute need not apply, it’s 19h in CET!!! If you wanna charm snakes you got’s to show up at the crack of Dawn on Channel 2 in France, right now it’s Nereids by The Seine. One reckons that Jason needs a Cello for that, not a fucking flûte. Fucking Monkey Business.

Ok, one more time, and a-Won; and a Tú; and a Won-Tú, 3, 4, blow Mí Down Under since you brought the flûte, watta’fuck.

From Skid Row to Heathrow in a single spark 🔥

And Katty Kay brought in The Euro Tampax… It’s VANIA.

Wagner goes here

But first, One Shot Religion from Cult tú Club it’s The GOLDEN age of bronze 🥉 in The American Reich. It’s Zen for Dummies in a Bottle like a message for TROY.

School’s Out.

Now… did you really want to go to the Amphitheater or were you just rag-timin’.

Mirror, mirror … So from Paris to The Amsterdam Hilton

Secrets in Plain Equinox:

BACH is BOSS 🎂

Mika got a shroom flashback or, her pocket “little helper” ran out of juice.

Following an epic session on Wednesday night at chez Marjo-Porten Kalten Bald, jazz-a-fip got the bird flew today, a white pigeon with an olive branch held by the bird’s beak was the “special” delivery agent.

March 20, 1967… 🕊️ Nuclear Peace Price of Tlatelolco³, one year Later with a capital ELE, Peter Brown lands in New York City, he visits William Faulkner drops some shrooms with the cross-legged stoned dude and here’s the kicker Pablo Torre, that same OCTOBER a nigger raises an Australian’s black glove in the AIR, like ZoSo:

³~.Treaty of Tlatelolco
Treaty for the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons in Latin America and the Caribbean

✊🏿… Across the Atlantic, just as MIKA BRZEZINSKI was feeling the shrooms flashback from that early October morning of October in 1968, Yoko Ono was cementing her reign on the Let It Be Naked cd… and then, you’ve guessed it that bitch went honeymooning down by CHATELET. But just to close the Becoming Led Zeppelin l➿p, it’s true, Jimmy Page never DID ANYTHING WITH THE BEATLES, but without Brian Epstein there’d be no “Ballad of Beatles and Girl” and this blog would not exist.

🚽 Tu pa que te pema vamoa quemar
Una buchiraco y otra macumba
Después del Fandango nos vamos a comer
Sancocho mondongo de la negra Inés

Split linkage without Novocaine … Feel GüD

Note to Mara Gay… that’s a delicious-looking jacket (it goes swell with Steely Dan during the break) and if youse Up on musicology you know that, “Only a Fool Would Say That”. Imagine, Mí… PEPPER. Imagine.

[ BOB TREVIÑO LIKES CU•RI•OSAS ]

Eye Will Be BACH !!!

You know Pablo Torre, Eye thought that you could have the day off and go fuck-off with Xavier in Texas, but then Öüï noticed that you took my Cue, man! You Tük my Chucho Bald-es cue and counterfeited my bald Chucho, 🐶…  and you even brought Leguizamo for good measure, fuck it! Allow Mí, to put down this Tequendama d’Ayer and I will meet you in South Park.

Time Now, Stonehenge is lining up, and The Pyramids are dismantling Social Security and Metro Cards.

 

1. Fuck You Ben Smith. BuzzFeed killed the “yes you can” vibe, —yes you did.

20 March, 2016… PRESIDENT Barak H. OBAMA goes to Cuba to listen to BOLEROS because: ”SÍ Se PUEDE,” si se puede si nos dejan.

Fido busted your sex toy? Visit Venus as A Boy repair shop.

 

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Mirror, mirror… who is the biggest hoe in Les Moulineaux.

 

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Municipal Waste Wonderland

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Recycled dildos and busted pocket vag’s wanted

Before you throw that “dirty little secret“ away consider first that a dead Rugby-ado (alone) has an average cost of around 264 310 €, or 4 French military buses on the A-route to Finland, or some “happy coefficient” in The Europa skateboarding park.

Media luna en París, Springtime killed Christmas 2024 best Wishes are ushered in Robots on Bikes… fat-bottomed girls are Now Obsolete, except at France 2… where Fla-Fla reigns Sup’reme.

Évry body, and Eye means Everybody must get medically Stoned

BFM goes black… but first we switch it over to the old Georges Pompidou’s parking lot where The Guardian is selling the last of the Frames in Noir at that gift shop… and then The Beaubourg was flatten while the Bpi went skateboarding.

Over at Fip . France, the Strike again($t) the empire was played on a l➿p by order of the CGT.

For the occasion, Mick Jagger was touched by The Very French and chosen as curator of the closing ceremonies, and the first thing that the eternal jester requested from mister Rey at The Beaubourg was to paint that broken dildo black.