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Hey you, don’t watch that, watch this! This is the heavy heavy monster sound³

That’s a hell of a hat that you’re wearing… It goes real well with Beethoven for starters… now the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that Jon Batiste does not read it, but in the next segment Sensei del Toro will show you the minute when Charlotte Bibring showed the paragraph below the annotated footnote below this cutline to mister Batiste 🎹, leave Élise’s fur alone, —ese.

 

³~. It’s MADNESS… One Step Beyond, any 🦉 hoot, last time Jon Batiste was in Paris he tried to pull a marching band ensamble down la rue de La Verrerie as he took the party out from le Luc des Lombards, I was there ; sadly, the Thomas “El Corbillón’s” thugs from The Sunset Piano Bar and The Magick Circus got in the way. This time he took Elise to Issy-les-Moulineaux on the Balard side of the spectrum where (for sure) that fucking Châtelet thug is not going to get him out if his Golden Slumbers at that DEN, —pues.

One : They say… that Narcotrafiquants are the new commodity on The Potomac.

… and Zeppelin, goes here, now Walk This Güey.

 

Tú : They say, that Shein got gropped by French Law on La Seine.

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— Is She in? [Valentín]

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— Don’t be a schmuck, of course she is in, she’s Bach! [Molina]

Eyes Wide Shut : the shutdown posture. And Cousin Joe, it’s not hyperbole—it’s an ARC. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in France, is that as long as it is not in plain view, then it’s not happening, even if the real flesh dolls are getting groomed in places where THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S pizza slices are kept in the dark.

 

Tree :They say… that if you add a German tree as the suffix to Claudia’s last name, Michoacán gets the spotlight on the front pages of El Mundo de Le Monde, and if you are thinking that a river goes here the answer is no, Know That in Mexico City there is no God and no river at all.

Meanwhile in Phuket, Thailand… no pasa nada, Reina.

After the break and before tomorrow never knows, it’s LA BANDA DEL SOMBRERO OPORTUNISTA y Carro lleno de PRIANISTAS en Palacio Nacional ; El Comité morena–francia y Los Amigos de Moreira en la Embajada de Francia en México pichán.

Fo : …

The lights are on … It’s 10 a.m. in Central Bridges Time in Paris

Melissa welcomes you to the club.

 

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the fucking imagination… but they/them/ol’ don’t and so Öüï’s happy to lend a ♣️ de bastos español.

Las Fuentes de Doña Vilma up next.

 

Of course it is nothing like one of them Donald Trump doodles on a Jefferey Épisodes de Epstein, but if the snapshot fits, dicen por las Tres Puertas down that bend, wear it.

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Moving on, Öüï catch up with Stephen T. Coltrane Colbert and Eye remembers that day when Jon Batiste got into a scuffle outside of Luc Des Lombards.

Welcome to the club, Tyrone.

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It’s 19h00 in Nuuk (Godthåb) Jazz up Regulators

Take the A Train

Ewe fertile motherfucker(s)… you see what you went and did, Margarita Bachen-Port!!! El Salvador sarcastically tweets about Kilmar Armando raising from The Pen.

You are going to like how Évry body ignores the middle name… I guarantee it.

For those in the know, we are killing Zulu Time.

This Space has not yet been rated.

It’s all part of the Célébrations surrounding Albert Einstein’s Earth departure’s from the inner atmosphere to the far reaches of Metro 🚇 line 14 and the télescope in Medoun, where Marie Gentric and some frog with a BFM’ER TV expense account are mimicking in French³ the classic February film, Groundhog Day.

³~. There is a lot of fucking going on.

This is your Ground:

The last picture show when we, the United States in América followed “the law”, Alberto González was waterboarding in Cuba, so excuse Mí, mister “zarino” but little ol’Eye will stick to plain ol’ skateboarding 🛹. The term you were looking for was surfing, mister ‘zar’ not WaterBoarding, sir.

³~. There is a lot of fucking going on

… and, Katty Kay, pass the mic 🎤 on that diamond 💎, One Tú 3 too will wash the finger-pointing 1 To Tree For.rester

This is your Load:

It’s Katty Kay’s Jazz Appréciation They.

Barrabás life matters too, Pablo, you son of bitch! Eye buried Titus and I approve The Star rising over Mika’s bedroom and, —off-the-Golf Course, the GUN Industry Union that THE DEPUTY’S son used to shoot Tallahassee with. Goooooo, Marco—polo.

… and this is your Neutral: 4.20

Perfect Lines

Walk on The Sunny Side of Jon Batiste en Châtelet

Thomas Matthew Crooks — an American Hero

³~. Badum 🥁 Tish! … and Jon Batiste, báteme una Macarena en Montreux and nevermind Colbert, Öüï can’t stand his Anglo-Catholic vibe.

Smoke on the WaWa

Note to The United States in América Embassy in Paris, and in Particular to JOCELYN KEAVENEY, Special Agent-in-Charge for the Secret Service at la rue Gabriel, next to l’Élysée:

La Flamme Passe à côté de mon SEUIL.

The Apotheosis ✊🏼 of a megalomaniac

With musical guest, A Drum Fill by Antonio Sánchez³.

Got something sticking in my i’s.

All commentaries that follow regarding Thomas Matthew Crooks, 20 years of age, from Bethel Park in Pennsylvania, U.S. in A., are a FAIR USE OF MEDIA, and neither Armando Segovia, nor Armando Serrano Prieto condone the use of violence to influence any political event and/or manifestation.

The good thing about this blog is that the Benevolent Pharmacist does Knot read, IT!

And, Jon Batiste, all of a sudden Willie Geist wants to get on the Carmela and the Au Pied de Cochon gravy train, and as that sexy sax player that tailed that tuba in front of the sushi shop at Rue des Lombards will note, there is a WAR going on. Last night the thugs from the Baiser Salé crowd showed you just how far they (those motherfuckers) will go to keep the good folks of the Luc des Lombards from the fucking Tijuana ghetto à Paris. Carmela, should know… y tu mamá también, Diego Luna—Tu Mamá También.

Knot to be confused with The Wolf from the Tenor Family in Nantucket.

Hello, i Love You… won’t you tell Mí your name?

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It’s Weekend Editon (motherfuckerS)

… [G]oce la posibilidad de alborotar el barrio.
Por tres pesetas puede ser bombero voluntario
O galopar en sube y baja el mundo en un potrillo.
Dos colorados tengo y uno tordillo.

Coming up Jimbo reviews how music would be put into a machine through Algo-de-ritmo and art through Ones~and~Ceros at the CNRS à Duc des Lombards and Tangents suspensivas… but really, aren’t all Tangents suspensivas? Otherwise them motherfuckerS would be nothing but a straight line through Route 66, periodΩ

Gooooo, Dodgers.

…

 

And introducing… Simon and “Garfuckall”

Still to come
Tongue twisting with Sirens
Followed by: Bésame Mucho (Suzi)

Only on Fip central station, with musical guest Seguo … [ejem!] Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66.

¡Arriba El Norte!!!

¡Arriba El Norte!!! — T’Singao.

… Respíre, Siren, respíre.

And for all them on-the-air
tongue twisters,
might we recommend un buen plato de Birria con pozole al estilo de “El Tecalitleco” en Belleville,
y para refrescar el gaznate,
nada como unas gárgaras de
TOPO CHICO®️ and Lime.
Sí Señor[a].

If it’s Tuesday,

Indeed

Indeed.:.D0C930FD-BEB4-4211-A448-595BDDE9ADCA — context swears that The u.s. Constitution is a living (on a Prayer) doc.x •_!!_• FIN?

_then in France, tomorrow is
CINEMA RELEASE DAY
That’s right, Evry body would not,
öüï repeat:
WOULD NOT LET u.s. Be…
let alone LIE
about Le Cinema.

Wednesday de C.A.R.T.E.L E.R.A

Negrro — fuck Stephen Colbert, he’s a fag

Dear, Stephen T. Colbert…

Nueva Orleans

Nueva Orleans… the Mexican Army went in when a humanitarian mission was needed.:.E7D72036-0D0C-4F00-A7E3-2315A2A929E0 Öüï seen a few “Huracanes Ramírez” or Two, so we covered it. It was probably the only thing that a Criminal president did during his Sexenio. LOOK IT UP. It was sort of a “foreign legion” in a Thyme of need, when The Purple Pundit’s old boss put an Arabian Horse handler in charge of Hurricane Watch. Fucking rich presidents, —HAVE no REASON.

big fan of yo’Show, sir.

Lucharánnnnnnnn

Lucharánnnnnnnn.:.344E524B-9B00-4D01-9922-9E2262C9AF78 •|• Dedos a Tres caídas sin limite de tiempo.

… y no Insistas, NATASHA, mi corazón es cómo Bernie Sanders lo sabe muy bien: DE SUZI… cash-INK! La vie c’est magnifique.

C'mon Suzi

C’mon, Suzi…