And, FRIDA… breast reduction is no way to fit them suckers in THOSE pots

A los galgos del Galgódromo de Ciudad Juárez…


Mientras tanto, o como dicen los franceses: That’s going to be an interesting BREED (punto y coma) a Chihuahua and a motherfucking Lévrier!!! Then again, Mr. Biden, Le XOLOitzcuintle might just get a HAIR for Dog’s génome from PERSIA. From the PERSIA!!! Yasmin Vassoughian; From PERSIA.

And, doña Andrea… my name is Inigo Montoya and “[Eye] don’t think that word means what that chick think that it means ». And, please! Ewe knows very well that Eye is an anti-dentite but that does not prevent Mí from recommending Mexican odontology, so if Texas wants to start paying people to act like the very French during the nazi occupation* (snitches, bounty hunters, and chismosos) have at it! Texas should be sent back to Mexico.

³.) Or, like N° 5260 of Le Canard Enchaîné

And SUSANA PUVEDA…Check this Squared Circle turn into a TRIANGLE

1 de febrero Día de San Ignacio… [A]nd SERENDIPITY, Eye does KNOT know if it’s mere COINCIDENCE but February the 1st is also the day that “The Situation Room” was inaugurated but in 1954… Y no, Suzy, you do not have to be Orthodoxe to believe Mí, you can just be… you know, —Ewe.

Meanwhile, across la rue Honoré (75001) next to le passage de Lavandières (Sainte-Opportune) Philippe Labró is celebrating Charity at “El Patron’s²” house (same ZIP)… no word if doña Justicia (For All) made a cameo.

Truth be told, Mr. Labró is a closeted Metallica freak and a keen Texas Observer. Take today’s CNEWS Matinée cover. It’s a tribute to The Frayed Ends of Sanity (The FES) the last track on the Album that brought you Lady Justice in full Republican party regalia.

Heck! The kid in The FES is seated in a “hanging man” position. And if you don’t know what the Hanging Man represents on the tarot, then you should stick to UNO cards.

².\ N° 2602C’est Arrive
L’abbé Pierre fonde Emmaüs

At The Movies… Frida Hayek stars in:

In local news, France outlawed brest reductions. Fringe and sketchy methods of booby shrinkage are on the rise.


page 32∴ Add insult to injury, with the President of the French Republic, Mr. Emmanuel Macron

Deer, Republican Michael Steele, please refer to the Southpark, Harley Riders episode for Moxie and, of course some motherfucking context, because the real FAGs are not in the following picture:

Go ahead, say it. Here, Republican Michael Steele, i will do the first part; violeurs are fags… but one good thing about today’s news is that Joe Biden is President of The United States of America; in Paris, Madame Hidalgo is worried that Mr. Macron might get to could maybe face-off against Marine Le Pen.

It’s funny how Communication in the plausible deniability mode finds it’s place on a Tetris®️ LCD. Por ejemplo, Susana Poveda, i now know what you meant last night on the Jazz Wave by, “CHOW-down*” the Saint-Eustache night soup. Can’t say that Mr. Rosbif “the waiter dog” did not announce the Outdoor Gala outside of the place that i call, « The Situation » place, just in front of Geronimo’s joint, at the Indiana Café, in the Parisian sector of The Westfield American Style mall.

Chow-down = Eat a meal on the move, or very fast.

FOR THE RECORD: Any violence brought on my well-being, or my Human Rights in France, including but not limited to Rape, Blows To My Head, Stabbings, or if i am killed here, it will be on you Mr. Macron, not your predecessor or his LatinAmerican connection at La Peña de Saint Germain-des-Pres, or in Nice (06200).

In human-to-human terms, as TRMS pointed out last night in a different context for the Houston We Have A Problem CREW (EST), or, early this morning at the opposite side of the Passage des Lingères (75001) for the good CNES fellas connection, them sort of communications (lower case and plural) are nearly impossible to break through.

Context follows… maybe.

So to evaluate last night’s question, as far as it goes, France seems to use almost the same intimidation tactics that “los países no alineados**” used during the Jimmy Carter (Valéry René Marie Georges Giscard d’Estaing y CIA***) and Ronald Reagan (François Mitterrand Y CIA***) epochs.

** Los países no alineados = Le mouvement des non-alignés, or NAM por sus siglas en Inglés.
*** Y CIA = and company (lower case here)

Anyhow, Ashley Chevalier, have you met Dave Chappelle, yet? I will assume that for all intents and PURPOSES you’ve had the opportunity to review his post-election SNL monologue, and i’ll leave it at that.

So WITT that in mind, let’s see what happens next, all i can say is that if what is happening to me right now was happening to a person of the so-called weaker sex, Mother Teresa herself would summon her presence at La Rue Des Bourdonnais, in less than a New York minute.

Up Next: Weekend Edition… maybe.

But FO’ist, Dear, Yoko, i am not one to cut anybody from the Historicity of Paul McCartney, SO! WITT D.A.T. and a glass of Moxie, i know it’s a day late but in keeping with the theme of “el chivo” Lubezki, here’s # 9, n° 9, N° 9, number 9:

SAPO verde to EWE.

Negrro — fuck Stephen Colbert, he’s a fag

Dear, Stephen T. Colbert…

Nueva Orleans

Nueva Orleans… the Mexican Army went in when a humanitarian mission was needed.:.E7D72036-0D0C-4F00-A7E3-2315A2A929E0 Öüï seen a few “Huracanes Ramírez” or Two, so we covered it. It was probably the only thing that a Criminal president did during his Sexenio. LOOK IT UP. It was sort of a “foreign legion” in a Thyme of need, when The Purple Pundit’s old boss put an Arabian Horse handler in charge of Hurricane Watch. Fucking rich presidents, —HAVE no REASON.

big fan of yo’Show, sir.


Lucharánnnnnnnn.:.344E524B-9B00-4D01-9922-9E2262C9AF78 •|• Dedos a Tres caídas sin limite de tiempo.

… y no Insistas, NATASHA, mi corazón es cómo Bernie Sanders lo sabe muy bien: DE SUZI… cash-INK! La vie c’est magnifique.

C'mon Suzi

C’mon, Suzi…

Lee Treviño (Dr., in El Paso Texas)

Weekend Edition.
Trivia section.
por: staff

Did Grizzly Adams have a Beard?

Yes, Donald. Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
And Randolph Hearst wanted to steal his legacy.

Fuck you Donald

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Hey Donald… to answer your Question: Ancestrally I am a Mexican. DEMOGRAPHICALLY I am from  CALIFORNIA, and unlike the Grizzly, we are not fucking going EXTINCT you RACIST FUCKER.

And Sean Penn: FUCK YOU TOO!!!

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¿Q-vo... con Leo Dan?

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