Tag Archives: Freddy Cats

Belga que te quiero verde — if only (artificial flavors) in a photograph

Lorem Ipsum y Opium

Un sexenio en el quinquinato, i’ve seen that churro³ too.

 

³~. Churro: a very badly made movie, not necessarily a low-budget flick or a porn film on BFMTV.

What part, Disneyland Paris™, did you not understand? The word is, factotum and it means “jack of all trades”, as in :

It’s Disneyland Paris… what part of “this is not Orange County” in Anaheim, Puritanland did Karen Mouse didn’t understand?

Merida is number 11 at Disneyland Paris®, but she is number 1 at Only Fans, or something like that.

https ://disneyprincess .fandom .com /wiki /Merida

Of course, when in doubt, follow Perrine Storme’s less traveled road to Chessy-in-Marne, it’s not the best transition but a transition non-the-less, “and why not”, said Perrine’s sidekick, some guy who goes by his initial, mister “D”, but that’s only because Perrine told mister “D” to drop the “T”.

All Eyes on Mí… it’s like the Deeper Shade of Soul, but seen through the Eyes of an artificial Dame, or something like that.

Across from the Citroën Park, and beyond a rue called La Convention or some coq-a-maimie avenue of approach to reach Champs Elysees, Emmanuel Macron, yes motherfuckers that same Nigger with them cheap sunglasses in at Davos³ got together with a bunch of other niggers from the 5th République après Marie Antoinette at la Sainte-Chapelle en Cité, to blame cocaine users for all of France’s drug related problems.

³~. €650 is chump change for disposable reading glasses for the niggers who don’t pay taxes and who landed in Davos on their own private air jets.

Un instante en Cd. Juárez desde Montreuil-sous-🍑 Soda Mono*

We now return to Samalayuca via Bagnolet. Sponsored by Pecsi and Barack Obama’s “is dead” logo on The Cosby Show.

Lo que julio se llevó… Tuesday’s Gone and in Samalayuca, Julio Guereka misses Ozzy like The Desret Miss The R.A.I.N. — Margaritas del Kentucky por “la Juárez.” Viva La Vida, Ozzy… vivió la vida.

Julio, yo soy tu padre… agosto llega pero no antes de lanzar una pregunta al estado de Why Hommin por el otro lado del bordo : ¿dime why, Oh Ming, why is Julio “International Margarita Day?

Eye don’t know pequeño Salta~montes, Why Hommin celebrates Margarita Day in July, Öüï reckons that it’s Kentucky’s fault.

Maldito Sonido Mono y gallo pinto a volonté from here to eternity.

*~. Hoy tampoco hubo STEREO en Órbita 106.7 de Villa Ahumada y mucho menos en manos de Janos.

Asesoría semi presencial … Las Estúpidas Calaveritas en Montreuil-sous-Bois. Local talent follows.

🎶 y por esa calle vive
versión ShopAn Chopin 🪓

…

intermedio entre el Mediterráneo y Montreuil-S/B

Lo que el IMER y Nancy Sumner* necesitan es armar un relato de Armando.

*.~ Sorry if Eye mispelled your Zahmer, it could happen to Ewe tú.

After the break it’s a closer look on that Grosse Mignonne 93100

Freddy Cats could help but all of his vestiges at Papa Poule are gone, even at the bakery where those cholos acted like ANAPROS on top of the pastries…

But worry KNOT, Ramón Quintana Woodstock, as a birthday gift for your sác-À-dos de Órbita, Eye is going to wrap a French Taco for you, the dumb fuckers are going to advertise the load as a BURRITO on the pecsi*

Freddy Cats en Montreuil-S-B and Los Amigos de Pablo Gleason en París presentan:

All of a sudden, Évry body wants to have their TUNA and eat it too.

Entonces… pay attention to them patterns and you should be able to predict what comes next.

Ici c’est Paris… goooooo, 🇧🇭 PSG ⛽⚽🛢️🏆

Sponsored by El Jabón del Perro Agradecido y la cárcel de la calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas.

Blow Mí, Denis Soula… blow mí two times and Dimitru Pas, fuck you too!

Ladies in Gemini… Brandford Marseilles and The Chicos Tacos Orchestra.

Life goes on… up next it’s Strip-Tease Orgy, or some ogro en orgue. I told you César Le Benevolent that this FIFA tournament was going to be some pornographic shit on your brain, Issy–Youse-gonna-get-a-hard on when the Irony of Health Care is going to be in Bruce Springsteen’s turf.

Ahora sí, “a todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol” Chelsea Lately was a 50 Cent ho… Dime (10 cents) a dozen, Issy-that’s-the-LEE Marvin kind, not The Six-Million-Dollar Lee Majors crack ⚽ which will prove a worthy pack of cunts against Luis Enrique’s boys in The Garden State, just like that fucking stadium is just for show because New Jersey is neither green, and the Met-Life scam is no Health Care at all, unless you are Jeff Bezos or one of them cunts.

Bien intégré, un wallaby est privé de titre de séjour par la préfecture en Bretagne

🦘… It’s perfectly normal, in times like the ones that we are living through (2nd Trump term) what used to be “down under” is now, in accordance to the Parallel Postulates, “up over”.

Pumkin Head in Essonne.

Any how, with all due respect we are just keeping track of Emilia Pérez in the awards universe of the Seventh Screen of The Silver Seven or some S.E.A.L. like that. Our thoughts and prayers are with the poor wallaby in La Mancha and Louise en el bosque de Los Templarios.

Roman Numerals Football — The Only Ovidio that Matters, starring SuZy Golfclub Grip³

… and Starring as Suzy Golf-club Grip, Kenzo’s favorite Flower, —Carolina Mugnoz 🌺 with musical genre, Horror 😱 Punk, featuring Montreuil’s own punk, —Freddy Cats.

Chapitre 59 — Fleur de Lix

El Primer Torero Despedido del Ministerio de La Educación.

Synopsis: Caroline pushes NARC-ISSY onto The Scene en La Cena del Sena.

Ya se fueron las nieves d’Enero
Y llegaron los tulipanes de Hollande
Vaya que hasta Sarkozy trae un GRILLETE
… de Saphir Véritable.

Foux de Fafa… it’s been done before

Montreuil-sur-Bois, 2011/2012… La parole errante.

I’ve seen that mirror too.

Any how, when and, where:

January 30

Today in history, it’s been done before, it’s 1847, the dawn of a new “golden age” and GOOGLE (those motherfuckers) take it upon themselves, [ah] the fucking “Franciscans”, to rename YERBABUENA to San Francisco. The silicone valley that would develop there would, in 2024, begin the decline of the homosapiens reign as the top predator on this planet passing on that title to the Real Intelligence that humans have wrongly named as “artificial intelligence”… a source close to the NSA, the C.I.A. and Guantanamo Bay relay that this decline in human intelligence is the fault of the Biden and Obama administrations.

Two hindis are a bar hilarity ensues when a catholique stumbled in.

And not to be outdone by The Trump administration, on a day like today, but sometime in the late 9th or early 10 century, Denmark renames the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Haderslev. In the same period of Aztec history, Mexico has yet to deliver the Danish model that the old Tlatoani “AMLO el MALO” promised to the Tlaxcaltecas in Tabasco.  Of course one has to be French to be able to make this comment, so pena that Johanne Sscreblu strikes on YouTube again… pass the chouquettes, Frenchy.

 

And Katty Kay… Eric Clapton called, he wants Bob on the next boat³

³~. … to Cairo.

There’s One in Évry Crowd. Swing Low Sweet Sheriff, coming for to carry me home 🧑🏼‍🎤

It’s Madness

And, Engle have Ewe ho’id about this one, tell Mí are you stuck in a little Parisian balcony like Willie Geist in Jerusalem?

Any hoot, Katty Kay, after a 28 year hiatus, the Mexican Olympic Delegation finally allowed the Synchronized (artistic) Swimming team on their float. This accomplishment shows great character for the female aqua dancers not only on the training side of that enterprise but also on the logistics side of the fence as these glorious nereidas also had to sell their “chones” or culottes as French people say in order to pay their way to a spot on that fucking float by the Seine.

Yes, I knew this. And in local news, Kamala Harris picked a monster to be her running mate, said monster is said to fréquent elementary school lunch houses and give out cookies to poor kids, the Gall of that bitch, France, The Gall!!!

But hey, at least it is not like in England, which had their ho’s (female athletes) post their unmentionables on charturbate . com, to finance the charter boat across La Mancha de Dover, trou 🕳️ story.

The good thing about this señora Carmen Lira Saade, es de GEORGINA MORENO y Los Amigos de México en Francia podrán tener su círculo de Venn para poder hacer un PARA LELO con lo que pasa con su estrella principal, and no Simone Sanders, Eye is knot talking about Andrés Manuel López Obrador, but his RIGHT HAND, “el señor de La Luz” —su tocayo de AMLO— Manuel Bartlett.

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge — Right Now.

 « Tu donnes, tu reçois », period! 

Indian 🩸 givers. Next time that I feel like donating blood I will just walk in front of a “minorities” lycée in France.

… in 20minutes, it’s another edition of “contigo a la distancia”, any hoot, if I had known how things have would turn out, I would have gone to a Macklemore concert.

In local stabbings, unbeknown to Customs 🛃 officials at the CDG V.I.P. lounge, True Crime is imported from Under a Bridge in Canada, by non other than the current French Prime minister, Grabiel At All.

No puppies were made to wear yoga pants, period!

Synopsis:
A public service announcement moonlights as the first Made-in-France refugee. Any how, Manu Chau, you should know that starting back on April the 4th, the Paris 🩸 donation clinic will no longer be issuing attestations of presence to a Macklemore concert and/or, a Snoop Dogg and Pony Show en Versailles.

Happening —Right Now— at your local hardware store. And in France, the Youth Has Gone Wild.

In local news, Freddy Cats’ cholos re-loaded have come from la banlieue to roost.

… Teenage violence is on the rise and French justice is reaping a Mexican Judge’s decision from 2013 regarding a “tourist-criminal” who may, or may have not been collecting French unemployment from the ancienne Pôle-Emploi. Only on BFM’ER 📺 TV

Colors… via 🛫 Victoria Falls, British Columbia arriving 🛬 to Paris CDG with a time warp featuring the music of Tupac Shakur and Biggy Smalls. It’s 1997 and « The Kids Are Alright », in The Hall.

Attal’s first 100 Theys.

Sobre aviso, no hay engaño³… let’s talk about Sex, baby

Los transexuales no son FEMEN, and Mika Paccard… let Mí, show you how una Verónica 🐂, looks like.

All Those Jeers Ago

 2011… FEMINICIDIOS with Jorge Harmodio, Pablo Gleason y, los francifónos francófonos Francos.