What is the difference between a Palestinian and an Ex-pat?

Musical Guest: CHICO CHE y La Crisis

The difference between a Palestinian and an Ex-patriate (from the U.S.A.) is that Jesus would have been shot in The Gaza even if he was traveling on a Benny Hinn evangelical trip to where Mary got outed by a cold play en El Espíritu Santo, a-men.

🪘 Espores-Oh que 🪇 Catalina le pegó 🍍

And in Washington, Benjamin Netanyahu tied Baby Jesus’ pretty-pink butt to a Star of David and sent it to Donald Trump on Jefferey Epstein’s birthday.

Hilarity ensues when Donald Trump fucks up picture They with Tom Brady when he (San Donald) wears black orthopedic shoes with a dark navy blue suit, instead of them Ol’Brown Shoes. The only thing that saved the snapshot was the First Lady’s orgasm when mister Brady reached to shake the old fragile hand of mister Trump.

San Donald de Los Traidores. If mister fisgón had just a little of agency instead of agencia maybe, maybe he would not have to visit my blog for inspiration, but we thank La Jornada anyhow.

Anyway César, Thomas told you that I can SEE In Advance™️… but only in 36hr intervals and cycled for re-hash Évry 4 U.S.A., 5 France, and SIX years in Acapulco.

In local news, China is soft-buying every inch of eateries in Paris, France, in the form of Chinese buffets à Châtelet, the current ratio of French cuisine stands (Kebab/Grec) to Chinese buffets is 5 to 1 and 1 in 5 when you substitute those faggety ‘creperies’ to a Chinese restaurant.

EXTRA! EXTRA!!!

For the second time in 2000 years, THE JEWS kill The Child-ren from Bethlehem, sources close to Josephus Scarbougus relay that Jewish settelers from Las Vegas Nevada are currently snatching infantinos under the age of TÚ and gift-wrapping the little bastards for Donald Trump.

 For our next act, Donald Trump can’t get blood up to his penis, the culprit is the president’s big fat greasy ankles… there’s always something with that fucker’s feet 🐾… weak gene-pool in that Trump family, naturally, Donald Trump turns to Chinese remedies to stiffen the 1st Prick and ignoring traditional big-pharma treatment to bring a smile to Melania after bedroom duties once moreagain, like in those Jefferey Epstein’s Swinging Swings in Atlantic City in the 80’s and 90’s..

If your name is Laurent Nuñez and you are the Préfect de police: fuck you and the cop who told me that I could not take a picture of the after-maths

Patterns for César Le Benevolent :

Fantasy Formula and Global Pedophiles on the Morning Snap-on of Saint Donald Day.

firstly, Öüï must go back to the morning after the Inter Miami headed back to Mar-a-Lago following Zlatan’s comment regarding Messi’s teammates… now Eye’s been to a few manifs and a couple of mime marathons along The Seine but I have never seen the streets littered so neatly with trash, every artery from the place where a sicario dared to show his face and just for penitence sake killed a French King to death, to the other side of Duc des Lombards and all the  way back to Innocents Square.

This Bud’s for Ewe.

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Eye tell you César, at first light the quartier looked like it had been customed fit-ted with a multi-brand quilt sparkled with shattered vodka, aromitised beer and other assorted alcohol bottles, by nine in the morning it was evident that the best sanitation and trash pickup in the whole wide world of Sports was only going to clear the trash from the cobblestone not from the sidewalks; by noon it was the businesses themselves who had to ask their workers to clear all the shit from their doors.

July 15 — Saint Donald They. Dished by Donald O’Tacos and devoured by Rosie O’Donnell.

By the time that Bayern Munich ended their engagement in the MAGA FIFA World Cup 2025 it was clear that Mme. Hidalgo was not going to be putting up with the suburbs shenanigans after the PSG’s games.

Incest Don

Now on the night that Mbappé cried in Castellano, the streets at Châtelet where eerily quiet and only a handful of bars had the PSG match on their screens.

Le 36 quai des Orfèvres à la écran… “ya llegó Nikki Lauda, todo el mundo está aquí ».

¿En dondé está la biblioteca?

 

Televisa and MSNBC Presenta:

Jump to Mañana y los nobles on Morning Joe… This is no time for Siesta, this IS Acapulco infantilization time, sleep… Everything Is Under Narco Control.

Based on El Chavo del Ocho’s strategy.

 

The morning after… Porn for Victory!!!

Previously on It Ain’t Over until Ms. Daniels sings:

El güero más prieto… morena-francia invita.

Stormy Weather… and still to come, it’s “Olympic style sychophanty” and Senator Ted Cruz’s wife “[B]aila como Juana la cubana”.

matographical films and El Carnal de Las Estrellas presents:

2 de junio en México followed by, “number 9, number 9, number 9, …” in Central European elections time.

Évry body’s in LA, fucking French sycomores… 🌴

70 elections around the Globe including México and Taiwan can’t be wrong, and but if they are RIGHT, Mommy Meloni might just take her top off.

Musical guest Original Soundtrack courtesy of:

Los Cogelones y La Mala Mata.

But first, Öüï touches base with Susana Pubeda and extract the evidence from that Cinematographic bitch of all of the Baby Elephant abuse going on at Issy-les-Moulineaux… Voce abusou de NOCTIFER. Later in the revolution, LUCIFER will drag your collective fishtails down Planet Caravan (in LA) and, “… sail through endless skies.”

¿30 millones de amigos?… I reckon that Roberto Carlos only requested “Un Millón de Amigos”, what are you Greedy with Antonio Carlos Jobim, Ms. Porten-Kalten López?

Youse not gonna get a-güey with, IT!, Susana Puveda 🐘 Éléphants Never Forget… heck, Ewe 🇮🇱 motherfuckers think that the Brothers Grimm were “Frightining”, let Mí, coqsuckers introduce you to the Brothers GEEFS:

Uso justo de Black Sabbath. No devils were harmed in the killing of Mancini’s “Baby Éléphant Walk”… rhinocéros on the other hand, lost their most precious possession in order to get Winnie Pooh’s  prick erectile in function as the Taiwan election fast approaches.

 

Shine on, you beautiful Génie du mal, Shine-on ✴️♀️

 

Hoy por ser día de las madres³, chingue a su madre Dervez y sus amigos en Francia también

³~. En Francia.

… sin limite de Haïkus.

And still to come, Poetry in Motion productions présents:

Box and Poems

México : resistiendo 🖕🏼 la continuidad 💱

Le Mexique… resistiendo La Continuidad de las Fridas en Francia.

No Se Aceptan Devoluciones… you broke it — Ewe buy, IT!

Sponsored by JalisQo, and Alicia Menendez… 🎶 Girl you know it’s Trou!

Previously on, If you break it you buy it

GOOOOOOOOD Moooooorning, Pari[s*]❗️‼️ ❗️

Full disclousure:
If youse Gaul, Eye feels that Öüï must explain that the following segment is meant for the former NTSC, and knot the PAL system, of course, with the Digital shift, Evry body is welcome to view but please understand that the Historicity below is a parody, and not fake news; in other words, don Palabras: it’s a fair use of media.

La TNT est lancée en France (2005).
https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP/20210331

* The “ese » in París is silent every time that you see an [H]asteRisk next to it, with D.A.T. in M.I.N.D. let U.S. weave the reason why Julius César is included in the contents of this non-historical and just for shits-n-giggles commemorative Softball game at Vincennes (punto y coma) March marks the month when 23 Angry men (almost twice the number in an American jurisprudence trial-by-peers) executed the then César of ROMA… C2A1DB5F-E865-46C5-B37F-7CE2C3D16A31 ⚾️ Aussie, if you are just tuning in, never mind the « erre » on the  Gaulois because it’s part of the pre-game show.

Öüï is coming to you live via 🚇 the underground to bring you the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Pari[s*] Softball Tournament at The Sherman Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, a place that used to be a “bois” but that thanks to the publicity stunt of Cerf-panthére on page 12 of the 20 minutes « PAUSE » de Aujourd’hui at la Île-de-Sandwich, the Vincennes forest is now a Brazilian drought playground on account of Cerf-panthére’s call to forget about the formula menu to make CEMENT and advocating for the razing of all of the trees there in order to promote the new Way To Make houses in France. YES! Cerf-panthére is solely responsible for the contents of this match between the Historical figures of The Hexagone and today’s French political Angles.

… And, Cousin Joe, are you ready for the next Three-pointer? Check it out, Mr. CongressBama Media Over Lorde:

Voto Latino! — https ://monoaureo .com /2021/03/19 /backyard-patrol/ vía: El Economista… “Claro que vienen con una condición: cerrar mejor nuestra frontera sur, para evitar el paso de centroamericanos a Estados Unidos ».

“Of course it arrives with one condition (there’s a CATCH): close our (Mexican) southern border more effectively, to avoid the flow of Central Americans to the U.S.”.

… [A]nd, KATTY KAY, all Öüï is sayin’ is that Eye hopes that Los Mossos d’Esquadra don’t go copying the American Way to deport the Brits out of LA COSTA BRAVA.

https ://monoaureo .com /2021/03/19 /backyard-patrol/

1. J’aime Harrison… of The Beatles, he was known as the Quiet one… Harrison is the one that reminded youse about, “All Those Years Ago”.

Here’s an instant replay:

https ://polemon .mx /no-mas-infraestructureichon-pena-nieto-estudia-ingles-en-estados-unidos/

Cinéma Viva México en París (2015) presents: INFRAESTRUCTUREICHON… starring, Le Poinçonneur des Lilas as Mexican President (2012-2018) Enrique de Jesús Peña Nieto 📽 AAA98F2E-688E-45F7-BA4C-85CD47D59C5C 📜 And Mr. Biden, as you embark on your Marshall-ification-structure in The Golden Triangle of TULUM, Öüï certainly hopes that the COVID VACCINES that you incentivized Mexico with, will “let people breath”, especially on this holy day of Redemption in Minneapolis, MN.

Scroll down to the page where Julius César was about to throw the ceremonial first pitch, but instead, Cousin Joe, Vincingetorix circled the legion around the Shortstop section of the Pershing field, but because the Cesar’s Palace was a regular gig for THE WHO Julius César could literally see for Miles, and Miles, and Miles and, —Miles 🎺🎺🎺

And so, by the time that the Umpire was aware of what was happening Julius César already had his ROMA connection on the fringes of Centerfield, where Serge Gainsbourg was busy trying figure out how to put on the fucking glove.

All that the Frenchman could say was:

“Hey, how am I supposed to punch a hole on the ticket with this fucking mitten on!”

 

It’s Trou, that’s what Charlotte’s dad said, but in French—with a Chilango accent.

🏀 Now pay attention Scarborough because this is where the SWISH hits your blind ears and flashes your deaf eyes:

… [A]nd Reverend Al Sharpton, as the honorary Mexican that you —Sir— are in the unread pages of this most COINCIDENTAL SCROLL, wouldn’t you say that given all of the FRENCH GENDARMERIE TRAINING that the Mexican Police received in exchange of a FILM Festival at Cinema Lilas, among other Private Investments for the extinct PRO-MEXICO, this picture below is one Fucked Up thing for Mr. Marcelo Ebrard to Explain to María Teresa Kumar and the VOTO LATINO CROWD!!!

Sources close to The Secretary of Government in Mexico are checking the time of that Mexican security border guard’s knee on that Central American woman to see if she BROKE GEORGE FLOYD’s record.

Cinco de May0 Marathon

We [the staff] continue to Catch–up with May3 observances and today, to Celebrate the gringo’s take of Mexican Independence Day, öüï… first remind Saint David Ignatius at The Washington Post, that The Paladin* over at LATINUS, working as a contributor for El WaPo, conspired with a known NARCO operative in U.S. custody, in addition and FOR THE RECORD at the Administrative Tribunal in Paris, the target of THAT KNOWN Conspiracy (Florence Marie Cassez) was one of the subjects that I, Armando Segovia, requested to follow in an independent journalism project filed at the French Consulate in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA (filed Nov. 2010) and under the auspices of The Skills and Talents French visa program. … just saying.

Anyhow, Willie Geist, on a day like May3 of 1957, your favorite team, the EVIL EMPIRE, aka The New York Yankees, celebrated with Champagne, —no less— the Brooklyn Dodgers owner’s decision to accept a plot of land just West of Lincoln Heights, in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA, situated on TOP of a hill known as “the Chavez y Chavez Red Mexican Greaser RAVINE”, and move what would ironically would become my favorite Baseball team… San Fernando Valenzuela (n° 34) would seal the deal.

* Carlos (el paladín del gobernador de LA Hermana República de YUCATÁN) Loret de Mola

Yup

Yup, Eye hates to say, it! But it’s probably Mí .::. 25048730-F537-4943-B73C-791BFA76D674 ⚖️

AND IN WASHINGTON, also on May3, but in the year of our Lorde 1802… Washington, D.C. se transforma en ciudad, algo así como El Distrito Federal, pero en Inglés y sin castillo; eso vendría después en 1847, cuando el profesor John Mill Ackerman viajo a través del tiempo y él mismo envolvió a “los niños héroes” (Melchor, Gaspar, y Baltazar) en la bandera mexicana y los lanzó al precipicio de Chapultepec.

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IN LOCAL NEWS:

Le président de la République Emmanuel Macron s’exprimera s’est exprimé à 13 heures ce mardi 5 mai

https ://www .msn .com /fr-fr /actualite /coronavirus /le-président-de-la-république-emmanuel-macron-sexprimera-à-13-heures-ce-mardi-5-mai 

It’s weekend edition

In-house advertorial: In America, it’s three minutes after Inauguration Day.
TimeSlot: from 3-12 to 5-12-2016.
Department: Cousin Joe’s Morning Edition.
Partner/Contributor/ Client: Huffingtons’ Corp. LTD.
Section: Transnational politics / U.S.-Mex relations.
GUEST: John Mill Ackerman (on loan from RT NEWS).
B-roll: Ayotzinapa / Reencuentros de Cine Viva México /
No se aceptan devoluciones.

“Y al regresar”:
Los Lentes de los famosos

Anuncio: En Aguascalientes, como en la casa del Viejo Biden, los únicos lentes para polarizar los faros —son los del piloto de Risky Business y los del Top Gun de a-pie.

[Foto de las del staff —a seguir].

Nota del STAFF:
Felicidades al gran estado de Aguascalientes por no haber sido SELECCIONADO para jugar en el partido de fútbol entre La Procuraduría General de República y Los gobernadores corruptos, rateros —y parece que hasta asesinos— que han sido acusados de corrupción. Si lo único que se sabe del buró del ahora ex gobernador de Aguascalientes es de que utilizó material de una empresa² que se llama FILMK S.A. de C.V., pues, entonces Aguascalientes, —ya ganó.

P.D. ¡Konfupanda!!! El staff [desde] aquí te manda un abrazo¹. Feliz Navidad y Próximo ciclo de gobernabilidad.


2. GrupoFórmula. “Interponen denuncia penal contra el gobernador de Aguascalientes” [30 de noviembre, 2016]. Vía: http ://www .radioformula .com .mx /notas .asp?Idn =645107&idFC =2016

1. Quintana W.R., ¿Por qué se abraza la gente?; en La Nota Nostra, vía: www .arrobajuarez .com /notas .php?IDNOTA =45961&IDSECCION =La%20Nota%20Nostra&IDREPORTERO =Ram%F3n%20Quintana%20WoodstockLa