Tag Archives: Dr. Strangelove — Bodily Fluids

Here’s a “proposition” … arbeit makes Ewe free, governor

Double-dipping to the 5th power… from the creators of “My Niggas In Paris” comes the story of HIDALGO : y que chingue a madre quien deje ALGO.

Tocqueville was a publicist, not a philosopher from La French Mancha 🫟… in this sense, Alexis was closer to a pundit than that guy³ with the funny hairstyle on the pages of Match or the Ari Melber Show on “The Beat”.

³~. Bernard-Henri Lévy… “a real-live philosopher”, according to Ari Melber.

Context follows.

 

In local news, retirees living life ‘through Rose Colored glasses’ will not have to worry about losing any benefits until the next French presidential general election or Russia’s incursion into NATO’s backyard (whichever happens first).

Not to be confused with « snow ❄️  flakes ».

 

Our word of the they is Heaux in French, which transliterates to Holy Ho! Is that a puppet in your pocket or one of them Guignols on 54th Street?

Taxi Driver … Goooooo, Dodgers! — Travis 🥩-House BICKLE got what he wanted, a president that would clean the cum out of his taxi 🚖 cab, at 63rd and Broadway.

 

Meanwhile in Chicago, USA, Hitler’s ‘crystal lens‘ can’t shine a light on Trump’s ICE-stapo there.

The Book Club for men… sometimes, anyhow.

 

Across the Potomac, the secretary of war is keeping his bodily fluids safe at The Pentagon, including the cum on his $10,000 toilets seats.

All Hail Saint Nicholas at The White House

Spirit of Corps starring Pete “Patton” Hegseth…

🪿🌲🪿🌲🪿🌲🪿🌲🪿🌲

FI-FA-FO 🌲 Ho-Ho-Ho

 

The Day that Donald Trump turned the military brass into a NAZI goose-stepping club.

 

Breaking in Quantico, VA, Pete “Patton” Hegseth forbids chicken nuggets at all U.S. Military Post Exchanges.

Una Pura y Dos con Sal… TKT 🍋

Oh deer… 🏌️ 🏇 🏆 (71)

Average Veteran Here

No fighting in the war room.

Pete Hegseth pulls the “Napoléon leaves Egypt” maneuver on the Brass*.

Eye don’t give a fuck about The F.B.I.
Eye don’t give a fuck about The C.I.A.
Eye don’t give a fuck about L.S.D.
Eye don’t give a fuck about anything…

Goofy’s Concern
Butthole Surfers.

Sources close to the Ministry of War relay that Lady Liberty is fooling around on Freedom.

*~. Military Commands around the world Top Officers

Adventures in Translation and Interpretation : signs

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Some Guys… same breach happened to me in 2007 at William Beaumont Veterans Administration Center, in El Paso, Texas… but unlike Rep.Mikie Sherrill, I am not French. This is to say that little ol’average veteran cannot do anything about it, —except pay for that “low-level technician”.

 

In local news, 📱 Eye has friends 🍽️ in Low places 🇫🇷.

Señora CARMEN Lira³ de en La Jornada: ketchup, señora, KETCH-up, —get it?

³~. SAADE. Carmen Lira SAADE. Le diría que no SE me ápendeje ni se me quede atrás, pero luego sus intelectuales en Paris 1 Panthéon-Sorbonne me fruncirián más (mucho más) que su puta FRENTE (la de los intelectuales del progreso mexicano en x vernissage de algún HARTSTA en la Maison de l’América en la tina en Saint-Germaine-des-Prés).

Bodily Fluids en La Jornada and a white-headed Che Guevara wearing a suit.

Mmmm… pues:

Évry body’s talking ’bout
(Pop, pop, pop music)
(Pop, pop, pop music)
(Pop, pop, pop music)
(Shubi-doobie-wha)
Pop music 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶

Issy-doña-Carmen, y sí… Dr. Wennodis told you and doña Vilma about Kubric way back in Sicilia’s days… remember SICILIA en La Madelaine, doña Carmen? Of course not. That would be unbecoming for Armando Tejada en El Universo de Ana Anabotarte en Madrid o del señor colombiano en la AFP (vecino de Gleason en “Italie 2”) por cierto la última vez que un mandatario mexicano, Claudia Sheinbaum en este caso, llena El ZÓCALO como fue cuando lo hizo Díaz Ordaz en el ’68.

12 de marzo, NACIMIENTO de Gustavo Díaz Ordaz, héroe de los Juegos Olimpicos del Verano/Otoño de 1968 ✊🏿. Jueves de CORPUS follows.

Malditos moros ¿qué habéis hecho!?

Viernes… love Is a rebellious Blackhawk :

Over at the ‘alternativa’ de Kashyap Pastel 🍥… Lisa Rubin turns a perfect LANCE with a 💃 “verónica” 🪭 fanning the Fuchsia and the Black WITH A CONSTANT ANGULAR VELOCITY in one perfect radar track en El RUEDO del Capitolio de Granadas.

 

Honolulu, New Zealand and now … CHINA

Sikorsky UH-60 Clipper.

THE ROOTS trump Donald’s bluff. Eye has a STRAIGHT, mister president; fuck YOUR THREE-CARD BRAG at Capitol Hill… and 🏄‍♀️ She’ll LIKE IT TO.

It’s the only chopper that The Beast will hover on since 1957.

In local news, Secretary of State Pete Hegseth confirms that the news should look at the burning Hawk over the Potomac, and knot, ÖÜÏ repeats, KNOT pay any attention to the bodily 🦠 fluids of Mona Lisa and Los Hombres G.

Regardless, Rolling Stone, regardless of your first 25th Most Important albums of the first 25 years of the 21st Century, if you don’t have BIBINA in your little list, you ain’t got shit.

like a Rolling Stone? I don’t think so.

Agitar 🪇 antes de U.S.A.r, remedio infalible ante el ataque de las chicas cocodrilo 🐊.

My name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman

Eye 💊  approves 💊  this message, and Jack Smith failed. It sucks, doesn’t it? It sucks when a government takes your investigation away, ain’t it, Nicolle Wallace? Ain’t it, pundit, ain’t it? Take the yellow/fuchsia pill. 

Fact:

Eye knows grocery store security guards turned transportation security agents with a cleaner record than Pete Hegseth who had the F.B.I. go through their lives with a gooped-up hair comb.

Ironically, Pete Hegseth’s security check from the F.B.I. was confected with an afro comb 🪮, needles to point, the gaps between the wide-tooth comb finished gooped-up anyhow, but that’s only because Hegseth is a slime candidate for the post in question at the Pentagon.

Fact:

No sir, you must be Dumber than dumb Ace Ventura, this is not who The 🇺🇸 in América is, as you sir say, “now”. It’s been like now since January of 1980. It’s just that you have never noticed until THE RACHEL MADOW SHOW announced her new Medicine 💊 Show.

 

Fact:

It’s the cruelty. The cruelty is the point. The cruelty of preventing F.B.I. agents the opportunity to profit from all of the sea and turf buffets at strip joints around the country, on the government’s per-diem, where Pete Hegseth impregnated a working single-mother of two, soon to be three lovely kids..

Porcine Sweat from a fox news guy.

 

Fact:

The United States in La Murica Chicaneada is under attack. Her bodily fluids are being sold in the Amazon market through Facebook and all of a sudden Tic Toc are the good guys.

As “evilly” as the late-great German “Democratic” Republic

And, Alicia Menendez, that’s only because in a “democracy” no one is above the law.

Any 🦉 hoot, Öüï now returns to “The Champagne Brigade” of 12/12/2024* and the overlay of “The Mexican Super Cop” of  01/02/2012*

*~. 03/01/2025  🌁  07/01/2025

The Point… period!

It’s GEORGIA, not Antonia… Symone que sí, Any 🦉 hoot, Ms. Sanders, have a nice time on MEAT de Presse on this, our first PUENTE of 2025. For the record, because Alicia Menendez doesn’t speak Spanish, let alone Castellano, un “puente” is the equivalent of a bridge between a weekday and a Holiday, like tomorrow’s “rosca they” in Catholic sponsored countries like México and La France.

‘Member now, Symone, it’s G-E-O-R-G-I-A, not Antonia MELONI, hottest fascist in the EU. She’s named after a PEACH from the American South, originally, Mamma Meloni was going to name Georgia “Dixie” but that sounded a lot like a Coca~Cola di Napoli.

Now look here, Boo-Boo… an outlet mall is an outlet mall here in Paris, France, or in Florence, Italy, except in Burlington. In Burlington, discount stores are called “factories”, not outlets, because outlets are out-Sourced while the factories are local unions who give the middle 🖕🏽 finger to collective bargaining deniers.

Georgia Meloni es la última Coca~Cola de ROMA and Eye officially wants to mess with her bodily fluids. So please drink a bucket of cranberry juice GEORGIA because Öüï is going to dry you out.

On the next segment, the long cool woman in a black dress from the LCI webs describes how the deserters of the Anne de Kiev brigade made their way to la Place des Vosges and are on their way to the 115 dial tone (look it up) as they begin the process for their solidaire lodging at Vendôme.

“America (sin acento) will decline and die”, just like in the 11th Century

Öüï must ensure that our Bodily Fluids are not outnumbered—by freedom-loving, civil war enthusiasts who! Eye might add, are metaphorically, intellectually and, physically obese and can’t even run a fucking mile without running out of breath. Let alone know WHO is ON first!!!

La Nueva República is dead… long live The New Republic.

Over at the Galapagos, the job of a fucking turtle is never done. And in Perú, in Perú the Chinese are about to take over Bolivia, wait for it, wait, wait,… right now Öüï switches over to Mexico City, where Danny Bananas is about send a banana split to Claudia via Gustavo Petro on a red eye from Baltra, literally in/on MIDDLE EARTH.

And in Washington, AP Lemire is on his way to CNN

A Penny for your CHOKE hold.

Deer, Joe Scarborough… you have to be RICH to think like that, goooooo, Mets. Of course, i am talking about Mangione, and that! That is the exceptionality of “Los Hijos de Sánchez”.

Praxis — Justin Timberlake stars as a the subway hero.

Feels So Good 👏👏👏

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… [I] hate to say it, indeed it was a Sting operation and It’s Getting Better All The Time, in Syria anyhow but who’s keeping count?, Syriasly… who’s keeping count? That’s a lot of Jaguars in that garage, not the mention the Ferrari’s but al-Assad ain’t got nothing on Romero Deschamps fleet of luxury cars, heck “Carlitos” had a direct line to Bologna just to get his classic Ferrari’s oil changes done on the fly.

… and Cousin Joe, that’s the difference between The United States style of exceptionalism y la excepcionalidad mexicana.

And if you know who Pablo Gleason, Sergio Ávalos, and Jorge Harmodio are, —in the opinion of this most non-consequential blog, it’s the difference between a contemprary 19-K Series Tanker and the 1956 “tankies” in Hungary.

“I will not let the cameras get between our Bodily Fluids” says Hegseth

On the other side of 5th Avenue in Willie Geist’s barrio, The Jackal just did the healthless covered populous a BIG FUCKING FAVOR. For the record, “our hearts and prescriptions” are with the prayers of the Health Insurance Industry honcho, may he rest in a formulaire without existing conditions and deductibles.

Same angle 5 point 5 years apart… from fifth to first.

número Cinco:

Hal lee Lou ya. Castellaño para describir que Hal está ya, desde equis momento leyendo algo que Lou publicó.

Across from The Préfecture de Police in Paris, France, the State-run church in La France is about to have a party, sadly, the Bishop of Rome will skip the ceremony and instead listen to the Prince of Purpleness in the voice of Joan Osborne.

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Tercer Grado and a bag of chips.

On the menu:
A fucking lamb drowned on/in Iraq War-era French wine, what else?

… but seriously Volks, if God had a name it would definitely be a verb-form, sort of like a  GERUND and considering that the motherfucker put Évry god-damned atom in it’s its place, Armando then, would be a pretty good fit, better than any Lego or Playmobil’s “Small World After ‘ol,” period.