Tag Archives: Dr. Strangelove — Bodily Fluids

And in Washington, AP Lemire is on his way to CNN

A Penny for your CHOKE hold.

Deer, Joe Scarborough… you have to be RICH to think like that, goooooo, Mets. Of course, i am talking about Mangione, and that! That is the exceptionality of “Los Hijos de Sánchez”.

Praxis — Justin Timberlake stars as a the subway hero.

Feels So Good 👏👏👏

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… [I] hate to say it, indeed it was a Sting operation and It’s Getting Better All The Time, in Syria anyhow but who’s keeping count?, Syriasly… who’s keeping count? That’s a lot of Jaguars in that garage, not the mention the Ferrari’s but al-Assad ain’t got nothing on Romero Deschamps fleet of luxury cars, heck “Carlitos” had a direct line to Bologna just to get his classic Ferrari’s oil changes done on the fly.

… and Cousin Joe, that’s the difference between The United States style of exceptionalism y la excepcionalidad mexicana.

And if you know who Pablo Gleason, Sergio Ávalos, and Jorge Harmodio are, —in the opinion of this most non-consequential blog, it’s the difference between a contemprary 19-K Series Tanker and the 1956 “tankies” in Hungary.

“I will not let the cameras get between our Bodily Fluids” says Hegseth

On the other side of 5th Avenue in Willie Geist’s barrio, The Jackal just did the healthless covered populous a BIG FUCKING FAVOR. For the record, “our hearts and prescriptions” are with the prayers of the Health Insurance Industry honcho, may he rest in a formulaire without existing conditions and deductibles.

Same angle 5 point 5 years apart… from fifth to first.

número Cinco:

Hal lee Lou ya. Castellaño para describir que Hal está ya, desde equis momento leyendo algo que Lou publicó.

Across from The Préfecture de Police in Paris, France, the State-run church in La France is about to have a party, sadly, the Bishop of Rome will skip the ceremony and instead listen to the Prince of Purpleness in the voice of Joan Osborne.

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Tercer Grado and a bag of chips.

On the menu:
A fucking lamb drowned on/in Iraq War-era French wine, what else?

… but seriously Volks, if God had a name it would definitely be a verb-form, sort of like a  GERUND and considering that the motherfucker put Évry god-damned atom in it’s its place, Armando then, would be a pretty good fit, better than any Lego or Playmobil’s “Small World After ‘ol,” period.

Alias Axios, Fake Axis and the news junkies who love Reverend Al SharpTone

In the worst case scenario 📰 newsprint can be used to wrap the bullshit in the commentary and suck the BODILY FLUIDS of the OpEds.

The Late-Great Norman and “Master” Bates, Évrybody !!!

Musical guest, ANTHONY Perkins singing in the shower his number one hit : “But Beautiful”

Deer, Jim Vandihigh… you forgot to mention the wise ass-es, ese, anyhow MyKey… what comes first, Inauguration Day or The Superbowl. Get it over with.

But first: Okies beat Alabama 24 to 3 … That’s like a perfect CAMBIO de TERCIO (3×8 = TWENTY FO’)… do the Maths, Pablo Torre do the stats, because Ol’miss Brzezinski apparently has ants in her seat 💺, poor pundit… “isn’t anybody going to help that poor Mika?”, that’s 7 minutes of Paul and Pablo.

💺~. … or maybe Mika’s fidgeting is on account of that Wickedarior sextoy seat adaptor that Mika got installed on her last trip to Paris during her shopping spree at le Passage du Désir.

Abecedario de Juárez :

Regardless of the language (or alphabetical system) including Greek, cuneiform or hiéroglyphes, the name of PABLO is already taken. And just so you know this is why Picasso went with his last name as opposed to Pablo, because Pablo was already taken.

I now get back with to my pitch for DNC Chair 🪑:

Must be read in a James CarVile’s cool and collected voice…

One, Two, Three—Four : fuck the U.S. Marine Corps.

In March 2011 Wikileaks publishes a diplomatic cable signed by Raymond McGrath, US consul in completely, you say, “I gave it a garrazo.” Related terms: agua celeste, arponazo, chispazo, gas- Ciudad Juárez. It reads: orbiente, narizazo, Pega Rey, Resistol 5000 gasorbiente: A solvent sold in hardware stores that is :  

https ://www .jstor .org /stable /an-Illustrated-lexicon

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Now look here old chair, anybody can rope a donkey, and if Ewe have half the brains that Jesus did you might even ride on one into the “promised land”, but please be advised that it was Eye, who showed Clint Eastwood how to ride Zebras.

And, Reverend Al, you know just how hard it is to tame a Zebra 🦓, it’s almost twice as hard as making Gazelles heard in groups like sheeples.

³~. Can’t wait for Spring Training… goooo, Dodgers.

On our next “commentary” Öüï lets Jim Vandehei do the reporting and I (Armando Segovia) will take on General Ripper and use his bodily fluids to CAST ASPARAGUS on Hegseth’s black tie and his stupid Stetson™️ hat… Eye is a RESISTOL 🤠 5000 man, man!

Resistol Cinco Mil Man: Évry thing he says, —it sticks!!!

and Ewe can take that to Netanyahu’s Bank.