Category Archives: En primera plana

Archivo de enclaves.

Pe tú nia — la Fête des voisins INED³

¡Begorra!

Building A Mystery 🫴

Fourth Wall bust:

Institut nationale d’études démographiques

³~. The so-called, self-proclaimed, “Expertise universitaire, «l’exigence journalistique »”… but You Must Be French to be recognized, ‘demographically’ speaking. And Anand Giriharadas this party is right  UP your alley, you wild-hair long-face motherfucker, so what you gonna write about now in your French suburban neighborhood at Columbia “university”? Let me guess, you are going to play Elton John? Aren’t you Anand, are Ewe knot gonna play with Elton John? Ewe know you are because Johnny’s Empty Garden shows two beautiful Zionists killed by a Mark DAVID Chapman from Chicago 🇮🇱 SHALOM Netanyahou. And give peace a chance you NAZI replica of a Jewish Captain impersonating a CONcentration camp officer in “your Holocaust.” Peace, motherfucker. PEAS.

I know that you, whomever might be fip-ing right now is wondering where Öúï is going with dis’.

[You are going to like what pops here, si nos dejan of course]

Ewe fool!

And when the morning after arrived³

³~. When the morning arrived, Unitedstatians in America realized that Congressperson Joseph Charles Scarborough (the third) could give a fuck about the poor and the cocksucker took his fleet of Yachty Cunty Vessels on a sail cruise up to the international waters imaginary boundary next to Nantucket.

If this ain’t Funky, Eye does Knot 🪢 know What is.

Luther Vandross too… is never too much.

In totally unrelated topics, Claude Nougaro was a pot-smoking fag, it’s 5 de Mayo and this is an “InterValo Lúcido” con Pepa Bueno en La Sierra Morena dónde la falta de lobos ha permitido que jabalíes canten el Cielito Lindo como Mexicanos en Sur Sudán, y vaya que sí sudán los muy Salvajes.

Meanwhile, UNITEDSTATIANS of Mexico got the good news from the Mexican ambassador to the United States of America that their already Taxed Working Dollars will only pay an additional 3% on remitted money transfers to their kin, wherever their internationally recognized ZIP Code might be, and not the full 5% percent which coincidentally is the average size of the PENIS with which Everybody In América is going to get fucked with, except for the Venezuelans who voted for Don John “The Trump”, those CHUPA~HUEVOS got the full ruler-sized dick that “marielitos” in Cuba are know to pack around between their loins.

Talk among yourselves… Eye has to pi

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Y entonces como diría Schopenhauer:

Merengue hasta las 6 de la mañana, featuring Chico Che y La Crisis 🎷🎷🎸🎷🎸🎷🎷🎸🎸🎷🎸🎸🎸🎷

Cent y mental me…

With special guest, “Wait I Can’t Remember the name”

🎹 Conga 🪘 son tun bum

🕳️

Calamaro, Magallanes y, El Primer Torero Porno

“Con torería y valor”

“Welcome to France in 2025”: RATP bus driver accused of refusing to allow woman to board because of her clothing

Habas de cualquier manera son habeas.

Transliteration for franchutes en Francia:

— Tápate el tapete chula.

— No es lo mismo un chango de Tapachula en Tampico que, tápate el chango chula que te lo pican ahí mismo.

I swear that i CAN’T make this shit up, even 48 hours in advance, the logic of physics just boarded a bus, with no brakes into the Île-de-France fan zone.

https ://video .lefigaro .fr /figaro /baissez-un-peu-vos-vetements-un-chauffeur-de-bus-ratp-accuse-davoir-refuse-a-une-femme-de-monter-a-bord-en-raison-de-sa-tenue/

Salma was not available

Now, now. Don’t cry for BJ, Argentina. It used to be that la delegación Benito Juárez was the LIVERPOOL of Chilangolandia and then, —boom!

I can’t believe that Mark David Chapman has a fucking Pulitzer Prize nominated biographer.

You get a pig, you get a pig, and Jesus fucking christ! Have you seen the little piggies, living piggies lives.

And Eddie Gloude Junior:

How to re-write and not fall for a Venezuelan Tale.

White Guilt and translation in interpretation. It has nothing to do with dealing with diplomacy when nothing makes sense.

Aparth—Together

But first, in a totally different and unrelated tale, not a fucking day goes by without the gods reminding me why Eye is doomed, Issy-it-is because the gods must be crazy or the cocksuckers hate Mí.

Issy-Sin-Documentos está más cabrón getting Lays-ese.

Sarah Silverman wrote that, and Rory can get bent.

Collapsing Train Stations and Mexican Kamikazes born in the U.S.A.

Next stop 🚏?

Con la lana que se paga un domingo… esos techos Serbos nomás Chilangolandia 🏚️ los tiene.

Fuck if Eye knows, but that Letter “C” smacked in the middle of this weekend’s célébration at la Place de Châtelet stands for “corruption”, or maybe “Cuauhtémoc” who knows, Claudia, who knows what that letter “C” stands for in Châtelet, but it definitely doesn’t stand for Cool Cats Ewe Cunt.

Ibid Per Diem de Carpe Jefe, ese.

For context the face of Rachel Maddow, of The Rachel Maddow Show, said it all, but the Junction of that metro station takes Ewe to the same construction racket. En todas partes se cuecen habas, Raquel. En todas partes, ask Paola’s dad, he knows that Televisa presenta.

Serendipity… I can match your tetas

Be’hold-Em# High 👙… I think that the Right one got 51 and the left one 50.

Breaking at Sanborns, Carlos Slim pulls Salma out of the race. More on that at nine with Rachel Maddow.

And Katty Kay… love your peachy look, gonna take a nap now

Only Winning is Winning, those are the Rules, Ay man!

Alexandra Pomodoro starring Cesarina RIGOLETTO.

Fish and chips, fucking Journalism party crashing the Brazilians in Paris, eh! The bad thing is that techno-Crats are not far from the Carlos Salinas de Gortari slims.

The irony is that América murió por la patria, literally, independientemente del proselitismo que iba de polizón en esa Em#b arc 🪗 ación

¿Amarillismo? No 🙂‍↔️… never had the pleasure pero amarillo no me pongo porque de recién nacido salió un poquito con jaun🎲dice.

Short answer: Trump fits right in… like that “agressive” cancer on Joe.

Nomás alas le faltaron para volar con Pegasus como los correos de SheInBaum.

Trust Mí, Eye took a piss-test on Jour et Nuit, and it came back positive: They All Have Gonorrhea.

I love you Hunny Bunny — Layers Cake

Entonces pues, Claudia…

I’m not sleepy…

18 de marzo 🛢️

It’s not a bike. It’s a chopper 🥊🥋

no hay Quinta mala y ya todos saben a dónde diantres van todos los toreros muertos, but do you know [what] the difference between a bike and a chopper is? If you don’t then stay away from Pegasus and Professeur Alejandro Valenzuela at Sciences Po (punto y coma)  tacos El Nopal de Saint-Martin invitan… coma frutas y verduras; consulte a su médico.

It’s just another SomBreRo mon They, Eye wish it was Sun They.

Simón que sí, I like the window open but please close the fucking door. What are you, a Brittany cow?

📎 18 de marzo : How to send sound to a person without others able to eavesdrop -p34

Öüï insists

Certains l’aiment : Hojman… otros de La Movida lamentan a Gómez Arcos, lo cierto es de que ese Cementerio en Montmartre es muy serio incluso para ese loquillo de Trufas’, o Truffaut como lo llaman los franceses.

 

… en fin Anita Hidalgo usted y los amigos de la casa Euskadi, en La Casa de México en Cité Internationale de la université, know that “los domingos [en España] los negros no dejan dormir porque les da por celebrar a  los “héroes de Cuba”.

Mi’Agüita Ma’rilla, perhaps the only Fine, that Eye would ever pay in advance, and if YOUR name and TiTle at the AP-HP de Issy-next-to-BFMTV is, Professor Johanne Poisson, consider Alejandro Saga y su Rodolfo Oviedo your personal SACRE BLEU en el XVéme de un squat.

But one thing for sure is that una samba en vida vale más que una eternidad de tertulias en cualquier cementerio que no sea tierra bruta en Durango, because as Florence Cassez experienced in another frame esto es como dice la canción : Felipe fue desgraciado and there’s no God in Mexico, even if Donald Trump went to DAMASCUS.

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🥁 🪗 … y de•tenerle—Sue’nbar•cación

Entonces como diría Diego Luna en Cannes:

Es un honor estar con obrador y no con un cabrón en La Chingada.

She’s Electric ⚡ and just like last night’s Brazilian jam, with CAYETANO VENTOSO, the drums on this blog are mastered to Stand Out from the other bums on Stage.

Sleep … The More Ewe Ignore Mí, the closer Eye gets… Need a Little Time to Wake Up, wake up, this project is intended TO BE A CREATIVE counter-statement commentary on the MASTERINGfull not ring, but masterful Landscaping PRACTICES of ANNE HIDALGO à Paris. What’s The Story Morning Glory? Eye knows that your Moon is at half full.

chingue a su madre, pásame otra Enrique y dile a Ana que en unos diablos regresamos a La Movida con Mecano… más de dos millones de hispanos y aquí los pinches puentes están muy bajos.

So, do Ewe coq suckers know what ingredient is good for a thing called “Memoria”? Pedro Pascal, of course. And dictators. Dictators are good for any memoria 🇧🇷

Jump to mañana, Camarada 📎

Cadetes de La Naval… salvar a nuestra patria, mexicanos

Esos buques y sus Brújulas Básicas no los tiene ni Dinamarca.

Crash… Dave Matthews and his band are at it again, and those fucking sailors in Manhattan can’t EVEN smoke pot! What’s your excuse captain? Let me guess you are just a SIMPLE marinero y no capitán en el país de La Bamba y El Huapango de West Side Story looking at that staff from QUEENS… Like I Told You Fuckers: no sean culos, fumen mota… at least that way with Mary Jane you have the excuse of bringing-a-Towel.

Issy-Siguen-Valiendo-Verga

🎶 You were just, a PHASE in the crowd…
🌉 🇲🇽 👌🏽
Before all of this, ever went down
In another place, another Town… 

Party Crashers… Despite its title, “Kashmir” was inspired by a road trip through the Moroccan desert, not the Kashmir region. It’s CELEBRATION THEY… I shouldn’t tell Ewe fuckers but yes, I told you last night that Zeppelin crashed the Batucada en Châtelet with gustó and Thyme.

You were, Free Falling.

https ://apnews .com /general-news

Yes Claudia, of course it’s PETTY but first in Poland, now along the HOUSTON Quai on The Manhattan side of that sail.

East River keep on moving…
Ooh, the Proud Mary keep on burnin’