Monthly Archives: April 2024

La Palanca de Diego Corrientes y un curado de fresa

Support your local predator… and on this Global day of La Mamapacha please be advised that things, according to the Talking Heads, are “same as it Eva was”.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /politique /j-y-suis-confrontee-tous-les-jours-dans-le-camp-presidentiel-le-sexisme-insidieux-derriere-la-parite-de-facade

Happy hour on pulque de guayaba… and all of the street for you to pass-out on.

And, madame representative Gatel, nevermind the changing of the guard in Polanco³, according to your correlegionaria MoDemista, and vice-président of the French National Assembly, Elodie Jacquier-LaForge from l’Isère, Eighty years after Évry slithery cunt was granted the right to vote sexism has not shifted the camaraderie (compadrazgo during The Year of Mexico in France) between men in the locker rooms of power.

³~. Changing of ambassador to ambassadrice at the French siege in La CDMX, formally, el DeFe… basically chilangolandia.

To The Moon – Alicia

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:

— Any how, Governor Newsome, I certainly hope that Ewe don’t take this personally, after all, one can SinSeerLy remember the fate of Julius Benedict, — remember him, Governor? The fate of that Mengle’s Kid. I mean, it would not be the first time that a California governor gets knocked-up… remember Junior?

… and, Governor Newsom, 🚓 Öüï’s gonna need a pregnancy test from Ewe. Welcome to Alabama. 🚓 Youse not in the Neutral Zone, any moor?

 

And starring as Chucho “el roto”, Kier Simmons

This Corn Has Not Yet Been Rated… and, Eddie Gloud Jr., please be advised that it was Congresman Joseph Charles Scarborough III who cut my wings, with the COLLABORATION of Buzzfeed at SciencesPo and, the Nicolas Maduro youth movement at the Unesco, which is kind of like a “florero” in Lucha Libre speak.

 

In Paris, France, Chucho “El Roto” pulled his palancas at the French Mexican Embassy and the recently appointed Excema. Ambassadrice, Delphine Borione, issued Chucho a real/fake visa to France under the alias of Diego Corrientes.

Ya chole con tu chola.

 

From the why’ers?

Across The Atlantic and beyond The Canary Islands a man lit himself up in flames and Tlaloc didn’t care, neither did MSNBC. In front of the charred man (literally across the street) a septaugenerian was dozing off, and his family did not care… according to Michael Steele who wanted to go there³.

Thousands rally in Spain’s Canary Islands against mass kraut/frog/rosbif tourism… *current corrupt and, former mexican political biographies remain welcome guests at the BANKING INSTITUTIONS there³.

in the words of Heinrich Himmler to the Greater Nazi Reich’s Reichsmarschall John Smith, in Berlin:

I saw you as a son and you never visited me while I was in the hospital.

Right Now, a septaugenerian is thinking about taking the witness stand in a criminal trial and Jared Kushner could care less. Ivanka looked the other way.

Simply “the best”. Tina en México, y El Economista en el museo de Jacques Chirac en la Quai Branly; allí en frente de la estatua de George Washington y El Palacio de Japón en Francia.

…https ://www .eleconomista .com .mx /cartones /Amnistia-20240419

Chinaco equals PiPoPe

With that in mind, my Huckleberry fiend, I am your Val Kilmer on Holiday 🦷.

A comet ☄️ passes through a Bar…

La Santa Muerte de morena-narcos, This Is For The People of Aztlán.

Hilarity ensues when … Pink Floyd’s “Eclipse” asks (time- delayed signal) wait for it. Wait…

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /club-jazzafip-du-samedi-20-avril-2024–

Pink panthers are interfering, but that is not a problem, Öüï will crush their heads.

But first, Godart went Chole with Chloé

Attention All Units — José Jones is squatting the France24/fip den

Riva, who? Palacio, where? And is that the Senior or the Junior?

Correction, —J’aimes… sorry if Santiago misspelt your name, any how, Simón que oui, Mrs. Robinson snitched Ewe out, José James, Kier Simmons complained and the rest is his Story.

No sea culo y fume mota.

… After the break it’s another edition, “Vaya Con Dios” and say hello to my little Aztlán friends.

C’mon baby light my fire, I’m with Tlaloc so don’t Ewe worry ’bout a thing. In a few, Alicia Menéndez, Eye is going to do some maths, and compensate 5000 years of Judaica science fiction by rationing the 40 years of Israel in the desert, with a 200 year journey of The People of The Sun.

And still to come, it’s another edition of the  Avi Velshi’s banned book CODEX.

Primera Estrella:

Fuck MGMT… let’s move to Paris, shoot some Heroine and fuck with The Stars 🤩.

Sincretismo agropecuario Quai Branly casi esquina con rue Jean Lantier:

Sponsored by Mon Santo, el enmascarado de plata.

…

Fuck You, Jeremy Peters… and Greenblatt’s graduation 🎓

And fuck your grandchildren honor students. Fuck’em too, and fuck Netanyahu’s Israël and his MAMBO Zionists from Batista’s Cuba.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2024/04/18 /us /politics /colleges-protests-israel-warcolleges-protests-israel-war

Dreams… ‘cus we belong, in a World that must be strong, yada, yada, yada.

https ://www .latimes .com /california /story /2024-04-12 /pomona-college-palestine-gaza-activism

And, Cousin Joe, fuck 🇮🇱 you 🇮🇱 too 🖐🏿🩸.

Say cheese! Eye heard the news today—oh boy… clic 🌵mission accomplished, one broken heart and two slashed kids, not bad for an Alsacien incident.

‘I can’t focus on anything but rage.’ Pro-Palestinian protests roil elite Pomona College

And, Willie Geist, as an Inland Empire graduate, I never thought that Eye would be complementing POMONA, but if you know where the Biographies of Mexican Political Dynasties hails from then… wait for it, I’m having lunch.

*~. Unless it happens to be Mr. Excmo’s. bronze-skinned daughter or a Bracero grandson from Califas. Ask, Milenio from Puebla (Carlos Marín), he published mister Fuentes-es eldest offspring on the day that Georgina Moreno, Sergio Ávalos and, the morena-francia KLAN was salivating for the photo-op en radio france internacional.

https ://www1 .cmc .edu /pages /faculty /rcamp/

Note to Morning Joe Weekend staff after la merienda… on the menu, nopalitos con camarón, Ewe know, como le gusta al real SABRA, and for desert Tunas con nieve de pistaches.

You’re out of order! — No, Ewe’s Hor💿ice

From the producers of Chet Baker sings, and Translucent Roach’es-es on drums, comes the story of the Albino Vynil.

Albino Vynil — Hors Service.

 

… don’t call it, Caucasian, the fucker is Albino.

Over at La Maison de la Radio it’s “Me Gusta Marihuana me gustas tú”… cuando tú ME hablas como a un Cabrón 🖐🏿.

Well you can bleed on Mí.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /la-discomobile /la-discomobile-de-manu-chao

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge — Right Now.

 « Tu donnes, tu reçois », period! 

Indian 🩸 givers. Next time that I feel like donating blood I will just walk in front of a “minorities” lycée in France.

… in 20minutes, it’s another edition of “contigo a la distancia”, any hoot, if I had known how things have would turn out, I would have gone to a Macklemore concert.

In local stabbings, unbeknown to Customs 🛃 officials at the CDG V.I.P. lounge, True Crime is imported from Under a Bridge in Canada, by non other than the current French Prime minister, Grabiel At All.

No puppies were made to wear yoga pants, period!

Synopsis:
A public service announcement moonlights as the first Made-in-France refugee. Any how, Manu Chau, you should know that starting back on April the 4th, the Paris 🩸 donation clinic will no longer be issuing attestations of presence to a Macklemore concert and/or, a Snoop Dogg and Pony Show en Versailles.

Happening —Right Now— at your local hardware store. And in France, the Youth Has Gone Wild.

In local news, Freddy Cats’ cholos re-loaded have come from la banlieue to roost.

… Teenage violence is on the rise and French justice is reaping a Mexican Judge’s decision from 2013 regarding a “tourist-criminal” who may, or may have not been collecting French unemployment from the ancienne Pôle-Emploi. Only on BFM’ER 📺 TV

Colors… via 🛫 Victoria Falls, British Columbia arriving 🛬 to Paris CDG with a time warp featuring the music of Tupac Shakur and Biggy Smalls. It’s 1997 and « The Kids Are Alright », in The Hall.

Attal’s first 100 Theys.

20 minutes in a 36-hour news cycle

Featuring Doris Kearns Goodwin; phase III where Doris plays the role of Charlotte in, “Nosotros los Habsbourg-Lothringen’s”.

Forget Mí Knots.

We Shall Overcome… the papers.
—Off the top of your head, what’s your favorite Van Halen track?
— Right now
— Yes, of course right now… Ewe don’t wanna wait ’till tomorrow.

If past is prologue, salud 🥃

—Je vous ai tout avoué. Je vous ai ouvert mon âme.
— Votre âme. Qui est-ce que cela intéresse? Pauvre petit princesse qui soigne ses maux de cœur en étant charitable.

Uso justo del Segundo Imperio de Dargaud en Palaiseau, France 91120.

Bonhomme – Nury in Charlotte IMPÉRATRICE:

III. Adios, Carlota.

 

Meanwhile at The Bay of PIGS 🇵🇹 🇮🇪 🇬🇷 🇪🇸 …

Don’t give Mí that, “vaya con dios, shit!”

Eddie Glock Jr.

Mexicas en France… Tlaloc invita y Mary Poppins dispara.

Synopsis:
Doris found herself through a Princeton loophole and she found herself ended up in old Mexico during Aztlan’s Second Empire, sponsored by Napoleon III and Vicente Riva Palacio… across el Río Bravo, it’s Civil War and in Paris it’s Opening Day, just in time to start Kerry Lake’s campaign in Arizona where the senate candidate is strapping a dildo and a Glock, one for the front and the other on the back.

 

Last Week to They — Eight years ago

At the movies… The Office of Ungentlemanly Middle Fingers, produced by The Top Gun guy and other assorted propaganda peddlers on The Morjo Show.

🩱🖕👙

Over in Australia, the filthy French just went up an escalator, hilarity ensues when MALL visitors realize that opening at the Movies it’s one about blowing-up submarines deals, or something like that… and of course, Évry body lived happily ever after.

Across The Atlantic it’s Au diable dieu, what kind of a doG releases pollen on Voix Jour. Ewe and yer’Fucking obstacles Elohim… Mme. Poisson is good for fucking not for singing, plus her allergies are the talk of the shift.

… featuring the music of La Pompadour’s music 🪞 love 🪞 toys and the daft croix-es-es, —ese.

The French’s version of PANAMA on the Morjo Show… between twisted lines.

³.~ Context follows, obey!

In this section the student will learn about negros in them United States; the year is 1964 and over at Morning Joe it’s El Año³ Cero de La Ley (de Chile).

³~. El día es HOY… 🎶 y mañana su continuidad.

Black Rebel Communists of Princeton and the adventures of ‘A Pygmy’ by Eddie Gloude Jr… Phase two, in which Doris removes her unmentionables and ‘Let It Be… Naked’ on the pool with President Lyndon Bains Johnson. Country music, it goes without mention, was playing on the radio and there is no record as to where, or what, Mr. Johnson’s fingers were up to.

God bless the children of Rush Limbaugh*, Ronald Reagan, and of course David Lee Roth, in Panama!

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /certains-l-aiment-fip /rencontre-avec-ryusuke-hamaguchi

*~. The 📻 beast.

Over at the Susana Pubeda pirate siren radio,  Tokyo Joe hijacked Roxy’s music and, The Philippines are like the little mean-ass chihuahua puppy that could, in the China Sea.

Vaya con dios, just don’t go to Matamoros, because God ain’t there.

… and Berkeley aussi.

SinSeerLy speaking, Susana Poveda… like a cat from Japan

Where have you’ve gone Víctor Quintana, la Sorbonne turns it’s fickle eyes to you.

No insistas con tus chicanos y sus Nopales en la frente de a deveras… y su peyote ah-Lucy-nado.

At the movies with Suzy Pub, “Las Fuerzas Vivas” re–visited para el doctor John Mill ACKERman at the Palais de Japón casi contra esquina con la foto de Adolfo Hitler en Trocadéro.

In local news, Sabra-cadabra arrived just in time in Israel, home of the fake Opuntia cacti, the sour-ass prickly pears and of course, —the pointy 🇮🇱 pads.

Over at the GNR*, Öüï has now cleared the reason for the tremor experienced on the set of The Morjo Show this past Friday, long story Short, Mí was traveling through the universo para lelos on his way from un mundo de bobos en París, Francia.

*Greater Nazi Reich at The Poconos in Pennsylvania.