Monthly Archives: April 2024

Día Del Niño, featuring Mayor Bass and Nature Boy³

Billy shears Brown’s upper-left torso… Semolina Pilchard reports from a tiny smelted speck of The Eiffel Tower inside of the Olympic Middle🥊weight gold Medal.

³~. And, Mayor Karen, wait ’till you hear the one about the Amiens Westfield exilés from Châtelet? Any how, Madam Mayor, “One magic day [you] passed my way…”.

Just The Good Shit — AXIS de Vandehei… it’s Lennon and McCartney alternate universe in Montmartre, the date is November 27th of 1980 and Paul visits John at The DAKOTA, hilarity ensues when Mick and Keith sacrifice Yoko’s puppy, Cricket.

Fools Rush In… where angels fear to tread.

https ://www .lefigaro .fr /international / the-caliphate-is-the-solution

30 de abril, 2024_ París, Francia. Not to be outdone by the German Caliphate rally in Hamburg, Australian Nazi copycats celebrated that continent’s Colonial Heritage weekend in Sydney. Men-at-Work at North Sydney station stopped a masked group wearing all black, and according to The Guardians, “carrying flags and a banner that read « Australia for the rosbif  man »”.

https ://www .nbcnews .com/ dutch-woman-still-likes-gorilla-despite-attack

Over at radio france, Phat Basterd’ mauled La Kalten-Poterbach. Local police hearsay relays that LaKalten-Poterbach stared and smiled at Phat Basterd’ several times per week, despite what’s+her-name… Banzai Girll, telling her not to. After the Marjo attack, Phat Basterd’ emptied out a chow mein joint, — nomás porque si. Just because.

Israel is a colonialist settler tribe and have a White hallway pass

Play Scrabble for Mí… anyhow, in local joints, tomorrow is International Jazz They, and in Tijuana, B.C., it’s Children’s Day.

… and Randall, that’s a stupid hat. By the way, know-your-value fellow, The Reich in Krautland is BACK, baby!!! I told Alicia Menendez yesterday after mass in Venise, but all that Alicia understands is the CAR°Ik°a-Ture of Venice Beach.

Accept no cheap Idaho neo Nazis impostors. For the record, Prince REUSS is part of the original Henry Kissinger Crüe from “the secret spy network of old Nazis and German aristocrats ‘who plotted to overthrow West German goverment¹‘”.

Reichbürgers in paradise… now with stale Id°a-Ho French Fries and South Dakota blasted goat milk

Meanwhile in Manhattan, the French elitist brain washing institute that goes by the SciencesPo brand just went the way of an overpriced Ivy League anti-critical thinking Sorbonne, —or something like that.

And Mika Brzezinski, let Mí tell Ewe that, “the Ukraine girl really knocked me out, she left The West, behind”.

Based on real events from my favorite Nazi Séries… in Ay-Oh-Wa³

 And, Susana Pineda, , Po°Ve°Da², accept no copy-cats because I am certain that I can Six-degrees of Kevin Bacon a Texas Chainsaw Massacre in less than a hop.

Kingsland, Texas.

Synopsis: Welcome to Briarcriff… Enter through the tunnel under the bakery shop in Venise.

Je suis Anne Frank, Prime Ministère Netanyahu.

1~. Every American horror theme has an origin story, this particular theme starts on the opening night of the 850th anniversary of Notre Dame de Paris, in 2012. Enrique Peña Nieto had just been installed as Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa’s replacement at Chapultepec, the festivities concluded 365-days later, before midnight, and if your name is Johanne Poisson, then you know that my “north star”, as Paulina Porizkova would go on to say a decade later on the Morjo Show, pulled sucked me out of Lupita’s gravitational pull because I had to play the role of Benjamin Orr, and DRIVE to Saint-Malo.

²~. Sorry if I misspelled yer’ name, Susana Tropical.

Eye heard the Ho’s today, —oh boy…

It’s the Car°Ik°aTiu-r of Alicia and a coat hanger on episode number 9 on 12/12/12 or as Alicia Menendez refers to, IT!, « The Caricature of La Virgén de St. Malo¹.

³~. Iowa, knot to be confused with I’d-a-Ho, because that is where “papas” come from, and Néo-nazis are bred.

Hey Jude, don’t take, IT!, bad… take one of the 99 Luftwaffe ballons 🎈and leave the 👯‍♀️ Cabaret, dress-up like a nun but keep that Candy-apple red slip dress under that tunic… and make IT!, better.

Musical guest:

The Texas Tornados featuring the Corn Husker Twisters 🌬️🌪️ and the Storm Troopers Chasers 🥃, cheers 🥂.

 

A tale of two speeches — Macron/Obrador

Hoy tampoco hubo Jazz…

The French mono warns that “Europa is mortal,” and while the Mexican chango insists that Freddy Cats “cholos reloaded” are respectful of « el pueblo bueno », as the Tabasco native likes to call his heard.

This curso sucks, which is why, in this section the student will watch Mexican telenovelas in French and eat chayote curado del Valle de México con vino tinto de Montmartre.

… Issy-Jonathan-le Mire, support independent journalism del sindicato de la prensa bonita de SciencesPo y Cité. Send a Euro to Pablo Gleason and his compadres and comadres del mariachi de Paris.

Abrazos no balazos, say no to refried beans 🫘

Any how, we now return to our regular blog-post but not before sending a big shoutout to Jerry DROUOT productions, last time Öüï had waltz this dance was with the music of Les Negresses Vertes, no relation to los Chaparros Inmaduros³.

³~. Enanitos Verdes

Pour Que Ry? Pour que sí!

La Cigale with las boules noir productions présents:

It’s Magik, that’s what I dew.

… in collaboration with Baldheaded Ho’s Entreprises and Julio Iglesias:

The opening act before the Show

It was a bout scheduled for an Eternity, but no body, not even Évry body saw, IT!, coming, Buika herself in all her darkness was Drinking “el último trago” when Don Quijote knocked the Wings out of that Red Mill. Trou story.

https ://www .leparisien .fr /paris-75 /paris-75018 /paris–les-ailes-du-moulin-rouge-se-sont-effondrees-dans-la-nuit-aucun-blesse-25-04-2024

Oh, l’humanité, in the words of Australia, “Tragedy”.

“Öüï avoided the worst”: in Paris, the wings of the Moulin Rouge came off… un hidalgo de La Mancha was booked with disturbing the Burlesque.

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Ángel flying to close to La Cigale — The Mavericks

If you motherfuckers know who David Copperfield does, then maybe you coq suckers will identify Mr. Malo in it.

It’s magic, that’s who he does.

Anyhow, Nicole Wallace, with all of this ‘pecker’ talk, —I am going to watch PORN now.

… and Kalten-Portendos, Eye knows, it’s CRAZY, but then again, I had my fingers up yer’Radio.

Here Comes The Rain… Crazy.

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And, Nicole Wallace, that’s a gusher.

And, Willie Geist… fornicate Sam Stein

Eye just don’t trust The Poles, Katy Kay. What says Ewe?

Reciprocals in sex education:

Ozemprick is to Viagra, what a fat chick is to a fertile cock.

1500 dollars worth of breeding

David Pecker would betray Donald Trump for this Lead in 2015, but Ewe had to be French.

Blast from the past.

Money, that’s what Eye wants.

After the break, Öüï factor common denominators with parking lots… bring, It!, on, algebra boy! I’m yer’ Square Root, a radical on the loose.

Acuérdate de la sierra, María bonita — It’s Earth they

What Shu’gonna play now?… and Jimmy Norman suggests to James, “ha’Bout a Funky Cold Mazorka!?.”

In bloom… don’t know what, It!, means?

Welcome to Earth, they. At The Drive-inn in Cannes, at la Côte d’Azur, Akira Kurosawa watched a film-doc-Ewe—mentary about a Mexican presidential candidate who saw her life flashed before her eyes as she made her way from The Mountain Top, 17 slain contenders in the lead-up to the June 2 election did not have such luck, and perhaps that’s the buried lead on this cutline.

 https ://apnews .com /article /mexico-mayoral-candidate-killed-violence-elections

Meanwhile, back at the farm, Elise Jordan shaped-shifted to cubism and not to be outdone by her new boobs, Jordania got lip augmentation injections via French Air Mail.

Uso justo de La Vache.

… don’t go anywhere, below the fold it’s a closer look with a kind reminder that Öüí don’t select the ephemeral moments of the featured day (efeméride para los muy France-es-es) nor the delivery method, Eye just demands that all of the fits are news 📰 and that all of the news fit.

Blaxploitation Unlimited presents:

El primer torero negro.

Synopsis:

And Justice for All, happy Earth Day.

https ://genius .com /Metallica-blackened-lyrics

The term blackened actually means to scar by burning, decay or bruising – You can imagine hundreds of sudden nuclear weapon detonations scarring the Earth forever – blackening it.