Still to come, Joan Manuel Serrat I Teresa answers Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy en El FIC 2022

Deer, Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy, President of a place called Ucrania, here’s Don Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla’s response to your COLEGA mexicano, don AMLO:

… [E]ls personatges no són ni de veritat ni de mentida, són fantasies amb gotes de realitat i realitats amb pessics de fantasia (…) Els meus personatges viuen a cavall entre realitat i fantasia. Tots, seríem molt més pobres sense les meravelloses criatures ni les esplèndides mentides que ens regala la ficció.”

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/10/22 /cultura /camaraderia-y-gozo-con-la-musica-de-serrat-en-el-zocalo/

Pare is not what AMLO think that it means in Catalán. AMLO piensa que PARE es pariente de los “pare de sufrir” y PRImos de “la Luz del mundo” en Brasil.

 

But First!!! SoFy Velasco is about to mimic what Serrat said last night at… STOP 🛑 the presses-ese!!! Sam Stein (of Ugly Mexican notoriety) just ate Katie Phang, our KATUSA tag-along correspondent just relayed that Sam Stein seasoned The Phang with squid juice and ramen noodles. Fucking Mexican!

A cojer coreanos, pues, en Albóndigas con Granaditas. 🍲🥟

{and} knot to be outdone by Ugly Steins, JUANITO Guanavacoa está contaminando a la Pachamama en Botzaris, la desfachatez d’ese cabrón, y en Ré menor, no less. After the break is The SoFy Velasco Show, SoFy goes shopping à La Merce’ y se pierde en-route a Rungis.

Kam Sa Mí Da… da 🥖 Execut’EM# All, let Brassens sort’EM# out

National Route 7… French Vacation courtesy of Georges Brassens, inspirado por CARLOS COLORADO, no es Hendrix, bola de PUTOS, es LA BOA.

Deer, Katie Phang… FYI, Eye has, IT!, On good authority that mister Jean°Pierre Melville hired a KNEW Régent, and that sumºbahºbitch just found out that not to be outdone by the SPC, The R91³ is about to drop the letter aitch out of your Phang, thus the next generation aircraft carrier, according to the former Army Mistress, Florence Parly,  will be dubbed:

La CGT vS Sud Corée… dedos a tres croissants sin límite de chouquettes.

PANG (R92) or porta aviones nueva generación por sus siglas en Castellano.

Parmentier was a Fag.

(아줌마) You think that Eye lies?  Check this out, it’s straight from the “Viejas Feas” section of the 4077th Army M*A*S*H* potatos unit… how do you think that Ojo de Halcón got them martinis going, eh? With Parmentier’s logic? Not a chance China Phang. KNOT a chance.

Pan°Franc°Es ∵ Eye says so.