Ari… if you’re listening • Fantasy Island at Melania’s Garden is on

Well… you’ve heard about Montezuma, it’s not one of those. What follows is:

It didn't have to bee D.A.T. Güey

It didn’t have to bee D.A.T. Güey .:. 138C679D-A4FA-4D3B-9508-B1D00FA1203B

La Venganza de Montalbán

But FO’ist!

Hey, po'Boy

Hey, po’Boy … what ever happened to “Hail to the chief?”…….. Deer, Nicolle Wallace, the test of the electorate won’t matter, the lies per paragraph, the superlatives, nothing.  Nothing will matter, except… stay tuned for details, because we [the staff] can’t possibly read paragraphs ahead of Central Europe Time.

Dear, Donald Trump’s Niece on The Make The Rachel Maddow Show Great Again, please relay to PM Joy D.A.T.:

Perhaps it would be badass to have activate text on the screen while the Trump Show is on. You know, like responding on—the—spot to every Fantasy Island trope.

C’mon Phil Griffith ( you bastard ) you remember the little trombone [📎] on, wait for it, —Word.


On–the–spot response for the El Siglo de Torreón screen-grab of the president.

But FO’ist… C’mon, PM Joy!!! How many times must Eye Tell you that you cannot override a Babylon Two mayor, even if he sounds like Daffy Duck.

“This are my credentials” 8 id… motherfucker! MUST SHOW WORK, and Senator Cotton, there is none more lonesome than a PATHFINDER, but öüï don’t stand-alone.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /8th_Infantry_Division_(United_States)

THE PROUD infanta of THE Peoples presidentright. Ladies in Gentle Men:

NICOLE as a grown-adult.

Yeah, Buddy… she is the future Queen of platitudes, her speech speaks for itself, it is what it is, and i would date her if my Dick didn’t belong to Kayleigh McEnany… Kayleigh!!! Kayleigh!!!!@&%?

And now, The POTUS Weekend Report.

Heavy rains will spoil any golf outings at the president’s golf courses on the East Coast, so the president, instead, will do his fucking job for once by visiting the affected areas in the path of Hurricane Laura. It will be the perfect time to complement the police blooper reel on the Ari Melber Show with a split screen of Maria Response in 2017 with the Curvy Laura (now playing at a gun shop near you).

Once again, mr. president, thank you for reading u.s., but if you are going to quote Mí, you should pay Mí 130 Billion Dollars, you can keep thehugs,” mr. Destroyer, and please: SUCK MY KISS… it tastes like a Chili Pepper, and it even comes with a Flea (why with being a Circus) which are much more trainable (fleas) than those bed bugs at your Florida resort.

Now, mr. potus, is Reginald aware that you used one of his hits for your Fascist propaganda at Melania’s House? 

In conclusion, Turkey sends his regards, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, thanks you for helping him get a little bit closer to taking a big chunk of Syria. And for that blow-job from you-know-who.


The ENTIRE audience at tonight’s White House violation event is attended 100% by nurses and first responders, Jesus Fucking Christ, miracles do happen, it’s like Jesus’ Fish story, the president asked for nurses and first responders to Standin the place where you are, and every swinging dick and hanging boobs stood up in ther place.

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