Hola, Guapa… it’s nine o´Clock in SIREN CENTRAL Time

6 de julio, 2018
66 TOROS y por lo menos un papá.
PAMPLONA Non Grata.

Still to come

Well I took a chew just the other night
It made me feel just fine
I grabbed my honey baby and I pinched her ol’ behind
She said you better spit out that chewing terbaccer
If you wanna kiss me on the big ol’ smacker

That Copenhagen
It makes me feel so good

COPENHAGEN
Saint Ledoux.(Chris)

ISSY, Corazón… c’est la Journée Internationale du baiser 2018. PUCKER Up, ´cus here it comes; straight from the archives of a 2011 affaire.

Wait for it, wait…

Circa 2011… an Aussies and his Canuck girlfriend participating in the quintessential French National Sport, in Canada—of course… oh, Canada!

TimeStamp: SIX HOURS TO GAME TIME… in Central NATO Time; right now it’s 10 hundred hours in CET and, Chris Haynes, here’s “thing one”:

wait for it, wait…

in the mean time, it’s Hi–Noon with Dr. John and J.J. Cale in SIREN Central Time… muah!

Thing One: Papá No Importa.

Mean while… there are several ways to separate families, this month’s issue of the Queen of Sex (Causette) focuses among other themes (inside 100 pages) on the séjour à la maternité, or paternity leave, that’s nice… across The Chunnel, The BBC FINALLY hits the nail on the head on an issue that feminists have lop-sided in favor of the so-called weaker sex. In TRUMPLANDIA… it’s “Happy Days—Again” because a 14–month old baby was reunited with his parents, YEAAA!!! Nevermind that the baby was FULL OF LICE, unbathed for God-knows how long, and according to the FATHER OF THAT CHILD, traumatized.

Two Hours to Game—Time.

…in The Mean Time, the following must be read in a Paul Harvey voice.

And Now, “The Rest of The Story”
« Destiny »

If I Were The Devil“… I would sit Donald Trump at the Center of the World. “If I Were The Devil,” I would make sure that he, Donald John Trump, was Vladimir Putin’s LITTLE BITCH. }—~~~\*>  Uso justo de todos los medios.

 

Francia 2551 — Italia 6… Segundo tiempo… en vivo desde Bruselas

TimeStamp: 13h20 in Siren Central Den… ISSY, Corazón, T erra mia.

… bon appétit!

El talón de Italia.

TimeStamp: Una hora para el toque de las 4h20 en CET.

Clowns to the left — Jokers to the right… Hold your breath, here comes a bomb*.

* … not an actual bomb, but a figure of speech,
Colombia vS Polonia follows…
ijo’eh Puta vS Kurwas’
A ver quién gana.

Strip Jazz hour follows after the Carnaval at The Siren Den.

TimeStamp: 18h45 CET

BREAKING THE NEWS—BREAKING THE NEWS…

FRAUDE MASIVIO EN LA ELECCIÓN DE TURQUÍA
FRAUDE MASIVIO EN LA ELECCIÓN DE TURQUÍA
FRAUDE MASIVIO EN LA ELECCIÓN DE TURQUÍA
FRAUDE MASIVIO EN LA ELECCIÓN DE TURQUÍA

… Cometarío del Presidente de los ESTADOS UNIDOS MEXICANOS en proceso.

There has better be some « Black Satin » under that hide if Ewe are going to pull kthe Hobo Winter Warm Up multi-layer scheme, eh!

TimeStamp: 19h14 SARAJEVO TIME!… ¡Ah, caray! Sarajevo!?!?!? Not Sarajevo, Maestro—in Central Europe Time!!! What a maroon… [and Sirens, of course Ewe’all should know that Bugsy is hurling those Zingers from the mound, eh!

TimeStamp: seven minutes 19h20 in CET.

The new partnership vista con un retrovisor…

ISSY, for some unknown reason, Santa ‘motherfucking’ Claus—Ewe’all is coming to Town! en visperas del mes de Julio. Might the Sirens know something ahead of everyone else? Will Colombia walk out with a victory tonight in Russia and send the Polacs abusing Kurwhas all the way back to Varsovia? Will López Obrador finally take the siege at Palacio Nacional—o el sistema lo mandara una vez más a “La Chingada”, es decir, a su quinta allá en Palenque, Chiapas. Stick around, we never —in our wildest dreams would have thunk that the Sirens had an oracle among their lair.

… Minuto 10’
Colombia 0 — Polonia 0

DIGRESSION IN REAL TIME

DEAR, BILL MAHER:

Do Ewe know what the best thing about this blog is, Sir? That much like Rachel Maddow, or the Sirens at ISSY-LES -MOULINEAUX Ewe’all don’t read it.

Anyway, Bill, [may i address you as Bill? Of course i can—You’re a Werewolf!] we the staff feel about the G-20 pretty much the same way that you feel about a RECESSION.

If what the U.S. democracy needs (right now) to get rid of Donald Trump, is a RECESSION, then a Donald Trump is what was needed to bring the United States of America off of it’s pedestal, and dismantle at the same time the G-7 in Canada… now why would we [the staff] think like this? Ewe might ask?

Well, Bill, it’s probably because starting with the United States or, as “Exceptional” people in Alabama like to call it “AMERICA”; and of course Canada, i’m looking —at you too— France, they are the first countries to screw the local economies where industries such as the Coca Cola Company, the mining industry… and, and, and we [the staff] forgot France’s contribution to the regimes “South of The Border”.

So, Bill, if Trump is what it takes to dissmantle the G–20, the G-7, and the G–moneys like Carlos Slim, and the other three Owners of Mexico: so–be–it. The International Monetary Fund, The World Bank and yes, even…

minuto 39’

Colombia 1 — Polonia 0

NOTE FROM FENSTER the Copy Editor:

This digression in Real Time was interrupted by a score by the Colombian national team… we [the staff] return to our rant in Real Time:

TimeStamp: 21 hundred hours in Central Europe Time.

digression continues after a look at where “The Maestro” is at with the unrobing of the 45th FLOTUS:

minuto 46’
Colombia 1 — Polonia 0

101 Dalmations! Say Bill just what a heck is a “dalmati…. oh, Eye See What Ewe did there—Bill. You are Evil. Respect!

minuto 69’
Colombia 2 — Polonia 0

minuto 74’
Colombia 3 — Polonia 0

Byzantine history with Bill Maher, only on HoBO TV.

minuto 90’
Colombia 3 — Polonia 0

Oye, Bill, a ti que te Gusta “el porro” —dice la “fiesta vieja” en Colombia, que eso por allá: “es sentimiento”…