All Apologies, gremlins got in the Güey and Staff could not snap 🫰🏼 James Car°Vile’s mug on time, but Öüï might get to that in a spiffy depending on how these pork costillas with ready-to-mix mashed potatoes for lunch… munch, munch, turn out.
No insistas, Susana Poveda, you can’t touch my cueritos fritos como chicharrón… Deer Lorde!!! I have outdone The Bear.
Eye tells Ewe watt, Eddie Gloude Chico, Öüï does knot care, Öüï gives less than a puck about the chile growing on la Quai des Mégisseries next to the Samaritan and LV. Our 🌽 huitlacoche 🌽 keeps growing along.
… and, Cousin Joe, the American Flag 🇵🇷 is a Weapon against 🇵🇸, now have an Avocado 🥑 Haass from the filthy Dutch, because every fucking time that an “american 2000-pound bomb” hits a 10-year old child in Rafah, Netanyahu has an orgasm. Because Benjamin is a sadistic 🇮🇱 fuck. Have fun at Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
Next up on the menu:
CORN SMUT with FILTHY ROQUEFORT
on a quesadilla de maïs
… con queso.
Across the Atlantic, it came to pass, that the biggest WELFARE QUEEN at Capital Hill is none other than THE NATION OF ISRAEL. Being the War Pigs that (Israel is) “the tribe is insatiable” and can’t (munch) have enough of the phallic-shaped bombs.
And, Richard Haass, is it just Mí or does Benjamin Netanyahu sounds more and more like a rabid-savage troglodyte, the kind that one might read in that fake religion from The Old Testament?
Mazorca
Now, about those “Made in China” United States Flags, it’s like Richard M. Nixon and Ronald Reagan once said: if the American flag is burned because The Nation of Israel is acting like an asshole, then yes, by all means, burn that fucker because it’s just a rag, anyhow”.
From The Producers of “Super Fonceur », comes the story of GOLIATH, un jeune super costaud. Starring, Marie-Ange Schiltz’-es-es and les clochos de la rue de l’Ermitage (75020).
Previously on, The Gap Band’s bomb dropping circus en la Colonia ROMA…
³~. estados unidos (🇲🇽), it’s the official nomenclature of the place that, ¹colonizers, ²buccaneers, and *digital nomads en la Colonia Roma call:
Ewe Dropped A Bomb On Mí, pundits—Ewe dropped a bomb on Mí.
🇨🇵 MEC’ˢ y Cº 🇺🇸
Now, the first thing that Öüï must do is keep the Mexican Fútbol National Team from reaching this kid 🐐, but most important, keep that French Ambassador strolling through La Zona Rosa en la CDMX from turning this little gourmand into one of those satyrs en-faunados de Reforma. Let’s find a place for him in the National Basketball 🏀 Team, where is where he belongs… and one more thing:
Meanwhile in Chilangolandia–sur–Botzaris, los heroicos PípopesdesButtes–Franchutes insist that according to the Ruhle’s of Polite Society, “las quesadillas de La 4ta Transformation”, no llevan queso, puras calabazas, por ser lacias no necesariamente, —LaicAS.
En la oscuridad – The Set Up… after the break it’s Last Week To They. In the barrel, we review last weekend Barra de Programmation en El Cuzco y en “el Mexique ranch” dressing room de GUANAVACOA en Aragón de León y Castilla. And if you think las muertas de Juárez went the way of Freddy Cats, you Sir, get a little VACHE que rit en la Milka del requesón y el Suero de Villa Ahumada-sur-Dune.
🐮🧀🐐
Deer, Apolline de Hierbamala, please inform your graphics monkeys and Adeline François that nº 5 is called “QUESILLO” by the farmers who cure it, not OAXACA… considering that MONTEALBAN is the only place French tourists know, Eye thought you cheese makers knew better.
Nº Five
QUE⁰SI⁰LLO⁰
🎶🌬️ You Go To My Head 🧀 like an opened cork of 🥂champagne de Hong Kong.
Hilarity ensues when Dora The Explorer meets Wednesday Add-am-s_ese.
For context, a few weeks ago, Avi Velshi banned a book³, or that bald madafakka read it wrong, Velsho confused this thing called ‘agency’ with un balcón en El Teatro del Pueblo, mais non, ce n’est pas du Shakespeare On The Rocks.
³~. Neale, Hurston, Z. Their Eyes Were Watching God, on VELSHI “Banned B¤ok Club”, aired on 14/01/2023 on the msnbc’s and tagged on this blog, here, period!
Tampoco es una de Cervantes, ni mucho menos… ese señor se burlaba de Campeadores y estoy seguro que de campEaDoras también, because in A Brave New World, Évry intern is a Sancho or a Sancha en Moulineaux.
… and, Katty Kay, did Ewe do Something to your hair?
Glamourous portraits do Ewe Know justice. Love yer’ spectacles 👓
Where are they now?, section of the blog, The Orange County, California is having their 30th Anniversary Class Reunion and this is the runner-up for the invitation propaganda.
Over at Siren Central, Denis Soula is feeling like the last Fettuccini Alfredo [plate] at the radio france Salad bar. In the mean while, The Prince and wife are celebrating something, something in Deutsh. Last Öüï heard from the crowd is that the price of Rosbif is 12 higher than Schnitzel-grübens… sorry schatzis.
And at Grand Central Station, 20 decades equals… Nice racism, of course. En Contexto, for U.S. Secretary of Transportation and “cadeau” pour Les Compagnons du Devoir at the University of Notre Dame (pronounced They’m fightin’ Irish) the one and only, Perter Pedro Buttigieg, as told by the most Australian of all Spaniards, Russell “are you not entertained?” Crowe. Guest starring the most French of Italian explotadores, Charles de Batz de Castelmore d’Artagnan, in the role of Gerard Depardieu… It’s the Top of the Second, Louise Michel has been ejected by The Empire from the mound, there’s no runner on base and Julien Bayou is at the Plate.
Time ow in Hilo, Hawaii is the exact opposite of Las Arenas en París:
Mean while in China, Nuevo León, los tacos orientales de Cuernavaca, Morelos, saben a QUESADILLAS SIN FROMAGE del bueno.
Deer, Mayor Pete:
All roads lead to ROMA, and off-Course, La Rue Berger
So yeah, Mayor Pete, with 20 decades under her book cases, “Nice racist” writer but also, “White fragility” author, Dr[a]. Robin DiAngelo would probably agree with Bill Maher (that motherfucker!) because the secret for a top notch infrastructure is to have a history of colonies, as opposed to ‘back yards’.
Por ejemplo, Raquelito, you might not be wondering what this rollo has to do with la rue de Sauval (75001) and The FORMER Mexico City Metro DIRECTOR, FLORENCIA SERRANÍA,who will of course tell you que “NADA”.
La Florida, siendo parte de la raíz cuadrada de Florence, naturalmente no será culpable del desplome de un edificio en Miami. AND IN México, it’s Nice that Grupo CARSO is going to pay for the “repairs” needed for a failed above-ground metro line THAT GRUPO CARSO (Slim) BUILT, in the first place! But Mister EBRARD, who is going to be the “CHIVO” who is going to go to jail for all of the fallen ones in a Land where there is no God, because it’sMéjico?
En México todas las Florencias son “buenas” y nunca hicieron: ¡NADA!
Sin embargo, Mayor Pete, the good monos at don Calderon’s funnies (el monoaureo) kind of sort-ah are edging towards a CrossConnection between the collapse of Metro L12 in Mexico City and La Estación Châtelet-Les Halles. It’s a triangulation that puts Salt in the Cement and adobo on the Day of The Music (ed. 2014)… precisamente por los alrededores de una SAMARITAINE en plena etapa de re construcción.
Dentils follow, but first Bridges and Tunnels walk into a Bar, hilarity ensues when Metro Line Gold is feeling kind of, sort’ah… like a sexy Samaritaine.
And in Gorilla news… 🌬💨 All Quiet on the Étang de Thau, Sét[e].
It’s always the “kind-er, gent-ler” luke-warm machine guns in Neutral colors, like say… Eye don’t know, —A 🇨🇭 Army knife— peut-être?
… [something, something, French]
Baya, Bah-yia vaya… Cibo Mato stole a Black Dog, and this is why it is important to know your chicken—Ewe got to know your chicken. 🛰 In Local news, a Chicken They Trader filed a complaint with the referees because “Black Dog” kept fraternizing with his free-range poultry.
And, Major Thom… Eye did warn Tranquility Base about how “Ewe need Mí on that WALL ie… look back at the writing shaped by the BLOCKS of la rue Sauval, Paris-Centre, formally Nº 1.
After the break it’s:
Adventures in translation,
transliteration,
calcos and off-Corse,
False Friends.
TimeStamp in South Carolina and a Philadelphia guitar store is:
9:45 pm.
Al regresar, Katy Kay & Katy Turreview the courts and the Democratic weight on ‘the‘ Mexican IPO’s… this segment is being brought to you by Leche Lala y Tequila Cuervo…After the Kats review the parties, Rachel Maddow does her signature Cocktail Moment, tonight she gets her Kicks concocting “The Lactose Crow,” one-squirt of LaLa milk and 3-shots of Pepé Cuervo [de preferencia: Añejo o Reposado]. —|— Uso justo de todos los IPO’s en los EEUU, y de los medios por los interwebs.
Right now the fiscal calendars that hang across Brian Williams, D.C.’s bureau dictates that it is Black History month, and according to the 11th hour, Trump-era deportations have begun.
Dyn-o-mite!… and in an effort to keep up with the new streamlined relations between the Erdoğan regime in Turkey and the Peña Nieto administration in México, the staff [here] is avoiding the alert “Breaking News,” and instead focusing on a popular catchphrase on ‘the’ CBS in order to ring-you the news.
…
Dear Conan O’Brien: Please be advised that
during his visit to collect the Atoms for Peace remains,
allá en Mexico State,
president Barry de la O missed the opportunity
to take with him the magical experience of tasting Enrique’s Ownchorizo de Toluca...
y que no se le pase probar esas míticas ‘quesadillas sin queso’;
nada que ver con aquellos
‘lonches ahogados de Philadelphia‘
Estimada redacción de los Salinas Pliego:no querrán ustedes decir [de la boca de don Diego] —unos valedores bien a todo dar— en lugar de la expresión “…unos muy frescos y malos hombres!!!”. Dicho de otra manera, ¿qué acaso no se acaban de quedar sin AIRES ACONDICIONADOS??? Ahora, si por lo de “malos hombres” querían ustedes [ allí mero, en su redacción ] referirse a los ‘muchachos’ del ITAM, o Dios nos agarre confesados a ‘los facundos’ de los Foros de la Televicracia, entonces sí. Tienen ustedes TODA La Razón— esos güerquillos sí que son bien malos; comenzando por lo RATAS que han sido —y con el favor De Dios— de seguro que lo seguirán siendo. —|— Uso justo de todos los horizontes, y de Madonna en Malawi.
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