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Not to be repetitive, but… guess who’s coming to dinner³

³~. Bring your own fucking spoon :

https ://asegovia3 .com /2025/11/05 /page-2-tuesdays-gone/

Eat The Poor, jail the weak, and Uncle Albert, pardon my French 🍾.

 

It’s an interesting time to visit México, in 7 days the repeat of “la primavera mexicana” de 2011 will spill onto la gran mancha urbana de la CDMX (Ciudad de México) and much like in 2011 the people out on the streets will be pure of heart, soul, and of course spirit with only one difference, instead of being left-from-center radicals they will be right-from-center extremists. Don’t take my word for it, just listen to the music, El Gran Señor Zopilote invita :

Objects on Discogs are closer than they appear.

 

Don’t believe the hype, believe the OPUS DEI and them LÉGIONNAIRES du CHRIST.

Breaking news, by virtue of an Executive Order, president Donald John Trump has ordered the Vatican to annul the excommunication of father Marcial Maciel, the order also instructs Stephen Miller to send all of the victims of father Maciel to the same BMW-fabricated ovens to which his parents closest relatives (Stephen 🇮🇱 Miller, not Donald John ⚒️ Trump’s parents) and friends were sent to burn.

Objects in Colorado are closer than they appear.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /2010/01/04 /les-multiples-vies-du-pere-maciel

Note to editors, and James Carville, professor at LSU³

³~. USMC, in other words, “U Suck My Cock”… Goooo, ARMY.

Over at 30 Rock, Mika’s Moving Out… and if that’s what it’s all about — let’s go to a Piano Bar.

For context, Professor Carville is a U.S. Marine Corps veteran, which means that the cock sucker was born in San Diego, California, by virtue of Camp Pendleton ; as for Mí, myself and, Eye, Öüï are Tank Operators from the Commonwealth of Kentucky…

Any 🦉 hoot, Chris Matthews… “Let’s play hardball,” but first allow Mí, to breakdown the LEGEND beneath Morning Star at La Samaritain (knot in the Gospels but on la bendita rue de Rivoli). It goes like this : one, tú, tree, fo!

It’s very easy if youse not into simplicity, really, all you have to do is play last night’s Club Jazz-a-fip (the podcast link is on yesterday’s short story) just click on the link and match (or synch) the time of each revision to what was being said trough the Sirens microphone.

That’s it! Easy.

Alias Axios, Fake Axis and the news junkies who love Reverend Al SharpTone

In the worst case scenario 📰 newsprint can be used to wrap the bullshit in the commentary and suck the BODILY FLUIDS of the OpEds.

The Late-Great Norman and “Master” Bates, Évrybody !!!

Musical guest, ANTHONY Perkins singing in the shower his number one hit : “But Beautiful”

Deer, Jim Vandihigh… you forgot to mention the wise ass-es, ese, anyhow MyKey… what comes first, Inauguration Day or The Superbowl. Get it over with.

But first: Okies beat Alabama 24 to 3 … That’s like a perfect CAMBIO de TERCIO (3×8 = TWENTY FO’)… do the Maths, Pablo Torre do the stats, because Ol’miss Brzezinski apparently has ants in her seat 💺, poor pundit… “isn’t anybody going to help that poor Mika?”, that’s 7 minutes of Paul and Pablo.

💺~. … or maybe Mika’s fidgeting is on account of that Wickedarior sextoy seat adaptor that Mika got installed on her last trip to Paris during her shopping spree at le Passage du Désir.

Abecedario de Juárez :

Regardless of the language (or alphabetical system) including Greek, cuneiform or hiéroglyphes, the name of PABLO is already taken. And just so you know this is why Picasso went with his last name as opposed to Pablo, because Pablo was already taken.

I now get back with to my pitch for DNC Chair 🪑:

Must be read in a James CarVile’s cool and collected voice…

One, Two, Three—Four : fuck the U.S. Marine Corps.

In March 2011 Wikileaks publishes a diplomatic cable signed by Raymond McGrath, US consul in completely, you say, “I gave it a garrazo.” Related terms: agua celeste, arponazo, chispazo, gas- Ciudad Juárez. It reads: orbiente, narizazo, Pega Rey, Resistol 5000 gasorbiente: A solvent sold in hardware stores that is :  

https ://www .jstor .org /stable /an-Illustrated-lexicon

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Now look here old chair, anybody can rope a donkey, and if Ewe have half the brains that Jesus did you might even ride on one into the “promised land”, but please be advised that it was Eye, who showed Clint Eastwood how to ride Zebras.

And, Reverend Al, you know just how hard it is to tame a Zebra 🦓, it’s almost twice as hard as making Gazelles heard in groups like sheeples.

³~. Can’t wait for Spring Training… goooo, Dodgers.

On our next “commentary” Öüï lets Jim Vandehei do the reporting and I (Armando Segovia) will take on General Ripper and use his bodily fluids to CAST ASPARAGUS on Hegseth’s black tie and his stupid Stetson™️ hat… Eye is a RESISTOL 🤠 5000 man, man!

Resistol Cinco Mil Man: Évry thing he says, —it sticks!!!

and Ewe can take that to Netanyahu’s Bank.

But seriously, folks : fuck the Marine Corps… gooooo, ARMY.

Bunch of glorified amphibians with a fancy sword. Naturally, we hold no I’ll feelings for the Navy folks but that is only on account of Admiral Stradivarius and the captains of poetry en Ultramar.

In local news:

https ://www .bfmtv .com /paris /A VAL-DE-MARNE POLICE OFFICER SUSPECTED OF HAVING PROVIDED INFORMATION TO DRUG DEALERS

😵‍💫

I’m Going To Disneyland!
no-Body moves, no body gets hurt.

How convenient (2012) that the Smiths at SemaFor are touching the topic of Six Degrees of general elections across The Globe, back in 2012 when then candidate François Hollande unleashed Kanye and Jay Z’s “Niggas in Paris” for his presidential campaign nobody moved a finger for the French, Mexican, Peruvian, and U.S. elections in that order, but then again, I was on the wrong channels of communication, had I known that the political Animals of that period in history were from the CHAMAELEONIDAE 🦎 families (nepotismo institucionalizado) I would have worked for La Línea in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, instead.

 

And isn’t it convenient, said The Church Lady… Élections all over the globe, and if you are Willie Geist, this is a 4 x 8 annotated bibliography.

And former AP Lemire (2013), after the break it’s, “La Civil” in the times of Freddy Cats y Pablo Gleason en Montreuil-sous-Bois, at the time Jorge Harmodio and his troupe did not care about the things that happened in-and-around Beto O’Rourke’s backyard in Lomas de Poleo (ANAPRA) but that is only because the desk-warriors that were “Los Amigos de México en Francia”, did not like the news that were relayed in Real-time and with my feet on the actual ground (de Tijuana a Monterrey (2006 – 2011) entre Líneas.

No-body moves — No body gets hurt. The New French from Old Orléans.

 

God bless the U.S.A… fuck the aliens. And Öüï begins with Ali Vitali’s old Orléans professor, James CarVile from the Iguana Nebula.

Festivus update — May They! May They!

For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii, son Diez después de las Nueve de la noche, y en París, en París it’s the Top of the FO’ist and Louise Michel connected with Anne’s fastball, which she caught at the waist striking a pose and that’s the Second Empire’s Out, just in Time for Cinco de Sasha Montenegro, en Roma… and we’ll see you from NAPLES as George Méliès steps up to the plate With Placido Domingo—Siempre en Domingo, of Course.

In Louisiana, the Burrowing Carville un-stuck his head out of his ass and like a Bourbonic (20) Washington elite Woke the silly French at Sciences Po.

For the record, Carville (Car Vile) is not the first to sound the alarm, an ancient Sciencespo professor and Time Magazine traveler who went by the name Donald Morrison seem to have touched a nerve with a similar observation.

In LoKool Newport Salem‘s news, i can personally relate with Faros®️ a la distancia on my rap sheet, that Virginia is just way too Slim to handle the PCH on PCP… y los Delin-cuentes son muy pinches Delicados™️ for that Trip D.A.R.E…. Thank You For Smoking… yeah Buddy*.

PCH = Pacific Coast Highway
PCP = Phenylcyclohexylpiperidine (aka)
Angel Dust.

And Jason Johnson… Eye needs a hand and Öüï is going crazy trying to figure out what to do with all this dang-dong Essential Quality (14) Elephant Anesthesia and a trailer-load of Marlboro©️ Greens.

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In Locos known news, Tweedy Bird is in awe.

You did, Tweedy Bird! You did see a “Lindo-Gatito”, but what you don’t KNOW (mi querido Piolín) is that Diego LUNA spiked that menthol cigarette with PCP, and that is why you are seeing “Chuchos” in the trip.

Hans Nichols narrates Disney Plus’ new programming — Les Miserhabla-bleus

Dear, Marianne:

Bastille Day 2020… öüï never thought that öüï would make, it!, this far. Neta que no, but here öüï are.

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Deer, Hans Nichols… you are not foolin’ anyone with them fake jeepers on the Axios TV’s. We [the staff] have it on good authority to declare that you arrived from the same quadrant that D.A.T. jarhead, CarVile, James (one–each) arrived from.

Intermedio… You are not fooling anyone Fred Armisen

No sir, that Whiter Shade of Pale on your hair does not fool u.s., öüï know it’s you! ISSY, we want more CowBell!!! More Cowbell on Section “A” of The NYT!

… of course you know, the above ⇑ must be read in a George Carlin voice.

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After Joe Biden selection of VP

Following Joe Biden’s 2020 Ticket choice for running mate, —former Alaska governor, Tina Fey— Political Strategist, James Carvile had no choice but to stick his head on a hole in John Heilemann’s backyard… Would you let him in?

Gooooooooo, Jaguars!

Deer, Jon Meacham:

What James Carvile can’t possibly know is that as a teen, Eye was a Jaguar (punto y coma) across town, at Chaffey H.S., their mascot was a Tiger. So  if you think that the above ⬆️ KC~DC screen “capture” is not in jest, then you need to lighten up, no pun intended, mis negros… para muestra, Alicia Menendez, un cartucho below ⬇️:

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En Contexto: ¡Eres un Chingón!

1. Chingón, adjective, Malsonante (badass sounding), por ejemplo, Raquelito:

Marine Corps Commandant Gen. David Berger es un chingón. No doubt that he, the Commandant, is a true military man, unlike that treasonous Captain Michael “benedict” Pompeo or, the toy soldier that the U.S. of A. has currently occupying the White House in the role of Vladimir Putin’s little “commander–in–chief”.

By God, James Carville, there's hope for you pvt.

By God, James Carville, there’s hope for you pvt… now don’t drop that jaw of yours and keep that Backbone straight.

https ://taskandpurpose .com /news /marine-corps-bans-confederate-symbols