Dear, Marianne:

Bastille Day 2020… öüï never thought that öüï would make, it!, this far. Neta que no, but here öüï are.

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Deer, Hans Nichols… you are not foolin’ anyone with them fake jeepers on the Axios TV’s. We [the staff] have it on good authority to declare that you arrived from the same quadrant that D.A.T. jarhead, CarVile, James (one–each) arrived from.