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Ladies in Gemini : The United Nations 🤡 of Donald Trump

I’m, too sexy for this post.

American (U.S.) Strategy : shut up and OBEY.

Fred Christ Trump

Now before Öüï heads over to the U.N. Security (👮🏿‍♂️mall 👮🏻‍♂️) Council, Eye is going to relay to Rachel Maddow that little ol’ i has in fact seen the Kuwaiti Air Defenses hot-dog an F-15E to the ground at 500-800 meters from my post… Issy-We-were herringboneing back from an oil 🔥 field like the one at the Paris Tourism Board and/or HdV.

Ciao bella… of course one has to be French to tell the tale

 

On the menu today, it’s Paris Fashion Week (sponsored by The United Nations Security Council) with instant soupe à l’oignon (with a grant from the good people at Sant’Egidio at Saint-Merri) spiked with whiskey and a bit of lemon juice (donated by the clochards at Saint-Eustache).

… memo to Messina 🫟 it’s MOTT THE HOPPLE, but yes, Ziggy scored it. I know jack about improvisational moments and even less about jazz.

Scooby-Doo, yes… Émilia Bloom-Meztiza appropriated that dog, Aussie.

Of course, when The French do it, it’s KNOT « grand THEFT auto », period!

Knot Ewer Average Nudo… To Alberto Gonzalez, Thanks for the War in Irak, and Luis Posada Carriles, aussi, —General Powell.

And Susana Pubeda, this is what Chi  Chi, the little faggot that hanged around with Noxeema “Snipes” Jackson and Vida “Dirty Dancing” Boheme, was talking about, not content with jacking the Mystery Machine from Velma and Daphne, Émilia turned that Beautiful Great Dane into a fucking knot 🪢… Eye swears, these fucking French, appropriating Scooby-Doo… The Gall, France. The Gall.

https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Scoubidou

Fuck The Gonzalez-es—ese… especially that Bush lawman Alberto.

Across Manhattan, Campbell’s finally had it with Warhol, and the canned ravioli juggernaut is changing the name of Pop Art. Over at La Factoría, Donnie Deutsch just shot John Leguizamo who was getting ready to don the role of a Campbell’s Soup (target 🥫 practice) Tin Can. If only Benny Blanco “from the Bronx) had a heart, —Shaggy.

— Nashville?

— Yes, Émilia, Nashville. Are we there yet?

— Just listen to the music 🎶 Fred… “we’re half way there”

— Okay then, but could you at least loosen up that scoubi that you knotted on my muñecas, darling.

— Shut yer’Pie Hole, Fred, and Listen To The Music… wanna hit a Doobie, brother?

Track 1 : Back In The USSR via Penn Central EEUU

🎸 Atrapado —ehssss mi condición…

Enanitos Verdes

Some Girls-es—ese and, The motherfucking Beatles. Snow as White. And Wan TaNah–mera, please be advised that Eye saved Andy War Whore.

Ésto está muy Marciano³

Como en un juego

³~. In the celestial geology of bólidos in the Sky of Diamonds, Selene is the lowest of Em# ol (bémol), not because it’s any lower than Marte, it just happens to be the nearest base from The Sun, our local outlet in the Milky, —güey. Y por eso Emily “i stole the Mystery Van” Bloomingdales, los lunáticos are 2 Thousand Light Years 🫦from 👄The Rolling 💋Stones.

And in Philadelphia… Puck’er that Heillemann’s is, the fucker rode into Morning Mika, on a horse, Henry! On a horse… 🍾 and then Heillemann popped a cork out of his ass, —his ass, Cousin Joe, his ass… [Emoji of Democratic Party mascot KNOT available, due to tariffs.]

Arts et Métiers — Line 3 They… Crab-a-Locker fishwife

2017 — Louis Michel via La Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux …, “pornographic pristess³ ».

Note to Valérie Solanas: Eye shot Andy Warhol, but I did not shoot the nigger at « Shuttle Left » next to KTLA.

³~. The French Blond Begger Bastard confirmed that those Sista’s took siestas with The Ursulites de Loudon Town.

Now for context to the KTLA broad in Paris, The Ursulites were not the first order of Holy-ho’s that landed in the Brave New 🌎 World (ask Huxley, that guy adapted the book for the movie), and over at the Holy 🇻🇦 See they were know as “The Mobile Ones” on account that those bitches landed at Mardi Gras and introduced the Natives there to the Mendiants de la veladora perpétuel.

So what, What you gon’ Dew Now, Brown? How does this connect to Nuestra señora de los Ángeles?

— Boobie, you have to speak to Sophie 🛼 Fofie at La Bagagrie because she’s the benevolent WFA (with fixed abode), or ADF as the 115 📞 land-line discriminates from the W/OFAs (Without Fixed Abode) that has the keys to them Olympic Rings… and how those CIRCLES relate to the rules of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Et tú, Andy Warhol… are you a nigger-lover or did you only fuck’em

COMPOSITION
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /allegretto /allegretto-avec-la-violoniste-sarah-nemtanu
— Ewe say Youse want an INTERVENTION 🎶
gü-ou—Él, Ewe know… 🎸🎚️

https ://www .imdb .com /title /Skid Row – Quicksand Jesus /fullcredits

The first thing, Bubba, I³ hate to burst your white privilege narrative about the “N-word” and how it should never be mentioned in a world where a Calvary 🤠 CAVALRY 🏇 redneck WITH a little hard-on for Jesus “fucking” Christ can ram protestors during a Black Lives Matters peaceful protest in Texas, only to sweep the perimeter with an assault rifle² that should have never been allowed to be taken out of the ARMS Room, let alone on the streets with a “stand your ground” CARTE BLANCHE… so spare me your Cracker-ass-crackers if I say the word that Eminem won’t say, and for good reason; but that’s only because the “N-word” stopped being a derogatory word “since LIONEL RITCHIE stopped being black back in 1977”. Ask Jackie CHAN, that Drunk Kung-fu monkee nigga knows. He knows!

²~. https ://www .dw .com /en /kyle-rittenhouse-teen-shooter-found-not-guilty-over-kenosha-killings

³~. Armando Segovia

And now, THE REST OF THAT STORY:

God & Cunt… ry music played on the Radio by the Sand Trap in AUGUSTA, GA.

 

1. Uber driver (Cavalry sergeant) ends up in the middle of a protest in Texas, where it should be noted, grown-ass people can walk with assault rifles on the streets.

2. Victim is carrying an assault-style rifle and is walking towards the Uber driver.

White Trash, Two Herbs, TWO HEEBS, and a BEAN : NOFX for your Rodeo Clown pardons and prayers.

 

3. The now convicted Uber driver, at the time claims that he felt threatened and shot the victim 5 times with his “Dirty Harry” cannon through the window of his POV.

4. The Governor of the State of Texas vows to pardon the convicted murderer in order to defend HIS “stand the ground where you are either going to die, or go to jail, law.

And now, the sports page… as I relay the inputs, in real time there is an Active Gun-loving nut on the loose near 🏇 Churchill’s Downs³ in Kentucky. Goooo. Knox!

 

³~. UPDATE on the Fort KNOX shooting † earlier to THEY:
Cinq morts dans une fusillade à Louisville, États-Unis…
Local sheriff in that State of the Union, relays that the “le tireur  « solitaire » est décédé,… après avoir indiqué qu’il avait été “neutralisé †“. “La population n’est plus en danger”, dijo el ingénuo policia.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/04/10 /mundo /cinco-muertos-en-tiroteo-en-louisville-eu

I am telling you, Cabrera, Jackie Chan knows that if his son smokes marihuana, he himself would turn his pot-smoking son (like Yahweh did) to serve his life sentence in a PRIVATE PRISON corporation like the ones that generate YATCHS and Luxury Cruise’s for U.S. SUPREME COURT niggers, and Evangelical Reverends who want to feel FLY, —like a G6 🛫.

Harsh criticism around the planet of IMF–BM policies

🎶 Say Ewe! Say Mí Nigga, and SHAME ON A CRIPPLE who pardons a Cracker because Governor Abbott hates the Inner City Blues.

Goooooo. NIGERIA 🛢️⛽🛢️⛽🛢️

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/04/10 /economia /duras-criticas-en-todo-el-planeta-a-las-politicas-de-fmi-bm/

Unlike Mark, Matthew never bothers to explain Jewish customs, since his intended audience was a Jewish one

 

The book of Matth the Kraut… according to Wikipedia, The King 🏀 James Version of 1914.

Öüï find La Kerschovas back on the block and the Bohemian Titwillow ready to swing. It’s the bottom of the FO’ist and find a young Hermann Wilhelm Göring at the mound… and, OH, MOTHER MARY, —quinta de Nazareth, Göring just received the FO’ist ‘faul Macca’ at The Mound.

🎶🎸 Ewe know it’s gonna’ be, —all RIGHT.
Ewe know it’s gonna be-eeh-Ji-Ji, —alright…

 

Hermann was taking his sweet time eating a slice of Saskia de Ville Marguerite Caníbal Chicago Pan Pizza… and it’s not even the month of May yet, at this rate, Hermann is going to make the Babe RUTH look like a Bambino en tiempos de hambre… “oh, the humanity!” 🍕, The Humanité, Saskia!

Over at the Golf ⛳ Course, it takes Tú to Tango… Leave them tam-tam Princess tanga next to 🎶 That God-Damn RADIO! COME (hum), along with Mí, along with Genie (Jeanie), oh-oh-oh…

🥋 Frank Sinatra – C’mon toots, leave the strings 👙 on the green and let’s skinny-dip on the pond. Never mind that SPIC with the green sports coat of them Masters®, he’s already on to the next course.

…

Eye saved Willie Geist — And Mika Don’t Care

Over at The Rainbow Lounge, Está FANIA Rhules, she just invented a new alphabet and the letter AITCH just got promoted to number Eleven.

🌬️ 5 d’Enero 2023…
🔈🔉🔊
🎶 CRUZ DE OVIDIO 🇲🇽

I’ve Seen That Movie, AUSSIE… En París, FRANCIA, ya es el Día de La Rosca, pero en HILO, HAWAII, allá en Hilo, sigue siendo el CREPÚSCULO del 6 d’Enero, SIN ALOHA, and Alex WaWa… Please relay to Ali Vitali that the 9th letter in CASTELLANO, es decir, la ache, is always MUDA, unless the THIRD-letter (SEE) precedes, it!, Period

 

IT’S A 💥🇲🇽  FESTIVUS  🇲🇽💥 MIRACLE

A fellow member at The place Where Évry body knows your name had this thought a few, Theys, ago:

Can’t We All Just Get a Bike?… with a bag of bazooka 🌬️ bubble 💨 gum in the 🧺.

User 1:

— 1781 – American Revolutionary War: Richmond, Virginia, is burned by British naval forces led by former American general 🇺🇸 Benedict Arnold 🇬🇧.

— An intelligent person is someone who surrounds himself† with stupid people who will do the work and he† will be the one who takes the credit, the gifts or the money.

— 1822 – The government of Central America (🍌 ANCHURIA 🍌) votes for total annexation to the First Mexican Empire.

†~. In this particular user’s universe women don’t have or deserve a place in the hierarchical structure.

El intel y, gente. — AND in WASHINGTON, D.C. today is NATIONAL BIRD THEY, and to celebrate, an opportunist WARhol, helps a black bird help Campbell’s 🥫 Soup stock. Profitez, motherfuckers, profitez.

User 2:
—What you are describing, my friend, is an ‘opportunist’, and not necessarily an intelligent person.

{and}

This is Why Eye, hates the ‘Sixties’ and Eric Clapton, but especially Campbell’s 🥫 Soup.

HEIL Hydro 🧬 genes 🧬!!!

…

LoREM ipSUM Groundhog They

{and}

MARA 📰 GAY: anybody can bring up SONNY BONO, but Eye keeps reminding you bums at the Babylon II Times, show your connections to THE BACON, “Babe”.

By the time The Sun Comes Up, dhu, dhu, dhu 🌬️🍌 Shequi Tita.

Do your homework, bitches:

† —1994 – Tip O’Neill, American lawyer and politician, 55th Speaker of the United States House of Representatives (b. 1912)

A¹, B², C³, CH⁴, D⁵, E⁶, F⁷, G⁸, H⁹ 

†~. Eye ⛷️ Got 🌲 Ewe 💀, Cher.

† —1998 – Sonny Bono, American singer-songwriter, producer, actor, and politician (b. 1935)

And, Alicia Menéndez… Eye is SIRIUS and Ewe, of all calle (🙊) ocho Marielitas (🦇) de La House that Bacardi built knows that en 🇪🇸 Castellano 🇪🇸, the letter 💃🏻 aitch 💃🏻  is number NINE, number NINE, number nine ♾️

…

 

The Amsterdam 🇳🇱 ConcertgeBums — I’m Your Boogie Man³

Women is the nigger of the world.

I read the news today, oh boy.

You say you want a revolution?

How dark do you want it?

https ://www .nytimes .com /2022/12/08 /magazine /mexico-general-cienfuegos .html

The Cienfuegos Case: Inside the Case That Turned Mexico’s Drug War Upside Down

Synopsis: The story of a RUSSIAN MERCHANT OF DEATH CLIENT (Gen. Cienfuegos) and “how a Pro-Publica-sponsored NYT investigation reveals how the United States painstakingly built a case against a Mexican general suspected of having ties to organized crime, and then decided to let him go.”

 

¡Ummm! L’Argent INA 🇦🇷

from the interWebs:

And BeIn’ FO’ The Benefit of Juanito Guanavacoa and all of his prescious lovechilds in Québec and RFPP dot com, “get your French Retirement with R.S.A. While You Can!!!”

There were three ‘Revolutions’” John Lennon explained in 1971, “two songs and one abstract. I don’t know what you’d call it… musique concrète, loops and that, which was a picture of a revolution.”

La Pension de Florence Cienfuegos Luna en Emmaüs.

At the Time (1968) France was tits-up, and the streets were turned into sandy beaches and cobblestones into rudimentary proyectiles by the so-called “Indigne-Vous” toxic bullshit of Le Courvoisier’s fans, according to Andy Warhol.

Even the then tenant² of l’Élysée fled the Hexagon  (of course He Did!) and found refuge at Abbey Road, according to The Cookie 🍪 Monster.

Jackie Alemany cameos as d’INA BOL u’Arte, and The Stein is AMLO El MALO.

³~. Turn Mí On, Deadman.

²~. Général Leschar de Gaulle.

“Hi, I’m K.C. of K.C. and The ☀️ Shine Band, and I’d like to say hello to all our fans in Holland » :

Be it early mornin’, late afternoon
Or at midnight, oh, it’s never too soon 🛎️ Of course, to BE RECOGNIZED for your work in France, as a foreigner, first you have had to have been a thug, a corrupt cop, a dishonest politician abroad and, most important of all, have a MEMBERSHIP CARD from AMNESTY International in Paris (XVIIIeme) or, a personal letter from any given friend of Pablo Gleason at RFI¹.

¹~. radio france international

.. In local news, the 13eme Arrondissement is celebrating the release of Brittney Griner from VLADIMIR PUTIN’s custody; the release was possible thanks to a prisoner swap arrangement where the basketball star was exchanged for a notorious gun-running smuggler nicknamed, “the Angel of Flight…,” never mind, I’ve just remembered that I am not JUANITO GUANABACOA or a member of the so-call “Voix des Sans Voix” à Paris, Eye is just another Sans Toit, or, as Vilma Fuentes at La Jornada  ‘affectionately” refers to U.S., un « clochard ».

Sources close to the C.A.F. are relaying that Viktor Bout’s paperwork for R.S.A. and retirement pension is already set and Amnesty International is already vouching that the gun-runner be included in the Christmas season stipend known as Solidarity Bonus Check.

Go Ahead, Cerf-panthére, “indigez–vous”:

https ://journal .20minutes .fr /data /3185 /reader /reader .html #!3185

Of course… one must be a Dirty 🇨🇵 French (o un 🇦🇷 Boludo en Patagonia) to enjoy Rosbif misery.

 

The prisoner exchange between a ganja vaper and a gun-running killer just goes to prove that Ed Luce is a FAG, and that Women Is The Working Class Hero of World… Eye bet Ed Luce thought that I was gonna’ write about that other Lennon painting about women being treated as zero-class citizens at Buckingham Palace.

https ://www .ft .com /content /803741eb-ce9c-4f20-8cba-a26bdb417406

500 Años — But we begin in 2010°… Alex Dutilh stars as IL BRUTTO

And, Jose Díaz–Val ART… Andy Warhol was a big ol’FAG and Le Courbusier 🍌, [munch, munch] is still laughing from beyond the GRAVE, which is “Why I Hate The Sixties”.

{and}

The Reason Why Eye Loves:

Clarence LeRoy Van Cleef Jr.
[alias]
The Bad 

{or}

Il Cattivo,
Le Van Beethoven
de la película Chicha
of a Pizza in 4 piezas

Jacqueline du Pré, la passion et la liberté (radiofrance.fr)

I am an Anti-Christ and I am an Anachroniste… YO YO MA Soul of TANGO starring Aurélie MOREAU, Dr. Moreau’s favorite creation next to that “CENTRE POMPIDOU anglais que Personne³ n’a construit ».
In New York it’s the 11th Hour and at La Promenade de Dowton Abby is just about TEA 🍵 Time ⌛

°~. Independencia, revolución, y Malraux³

Le Mexique et la France… [Those motherfuckers] demandent une réunion du Conseil de sécurité de l’ONU sur l’Ukraine

³~. Of “My Name Is Nobody” and the “TRINITY” series in the Manhattan Project… fuck BUD SPENSER, that fucker was the prison warden in a Turkish Nightmare.

 

It’s the bottom of the Seventh Seal Beach Series inning with runners at 1st and on 2nd. New AMLO RULES BASEBALL apply, check local listings.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/05/09 / cultura/casa-francesa-subastara-29-lotes-de-arte-precolombino-de-mexico

Look into the catcher’s eye… it’s a lot like el “bring-em-closer” looking thingy for pirates, raiders, and those fagetty Buccaneers 🔭 with the exception that you will most certainly be peaking for SHORE {and} into Your Soul.

No More Mr. Nice Guy is the answer for this pista, and the hint is a SHOCKER By Megadeth… Runner-up on the bonus round is A Distant Metallica RIDING The Lighting.

Alabama Officer Vicky White Dies and Escapee Is Caught, Officials Say – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Over at The Adagio Bar and Grill on Allegretto, Johnny Depp walks into the bar, hilarity ensues when… check local listings in the year 2061 or SUPERBOWL XCV via: Tout en adagio (radiofrance.fr)

{and} off-course, Le Courbiseur design killed Andy Warhol. Lucky for Paris, Eye saved Andy Warhol… “let that Sink in, jimmy dean”. I mean, who do I have to shoot to get a GREEN CARD around this CANNES en Saint-Tropez.

Jump to PAGE TÚ for another editon of:

ADVENTURES IN TRANSLITERATION, CALCOS, and INNUENDOS

For the record rayado:
Innuendo est un terme anglais qui signifie insinuation en français
SIN EMBARGO
Innuendo, est une chanson écrite par le groupe Queen,
at Le Promenade des Anglais à Nice (06100)
no less… IN REPLAY
Be, Live It, or KNOT!

And mister PATRON [miss BALA] in LA Ukranie, CANNES are nothing but a buch of DOGGS in SPANISH, but don’t tell that to SEAN PENN [that motherfucker] because that sonovabitch will probably be wanting to do a DOCU-Series starring BHL² as himself, and STING as a Weapon.

².~ Bernard-Henri Lévy

I Know It’s Only Rock and Roll — but I like it

The RING = π(R + r) (R – r)

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Must show Avi Velshi

A multi-billion USD investment by “Big r” to “little ARE”

Previously on, I Saved Andy Warhol…

Signed, sealed, deliver us from Le PN. Followed by “Pop” music… and, Cerf-panthère, you might think that the ‘straight’ snaking between 1968 and 2347 is missing the 5, but then you would have to factor in what’s at play (punto y coma) The V République, or something like that.

… Let’s do the math

96
98

Youse gonna need a NEW FORMULA.

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194 turns to FIVE | ✔️🏀🗑️
Don’t forget to add ONE
ROUND TO THE NEAREST BITCH:

Shuby Doobie Doobie Bop Bop Thee Wa… pop 🎶 music.

5 + 1 = SIX