In local news, sources close to Troy (Straight of Dardanelles / Gallipoli, Turkey) relay that in Ankara, President Trump cannot stand the way that his Spaniard counterpart reminds him of the man that he (Trump) could not match in anything, especially style.
El Conquistador (Trump) is not.
Biscuits! Get your biscuits!
De la Cuétara Cookies, get your sevillanas and Spanish biscuits before the deranged president from them United States veto’s Jacqueline Alemany’s grama’s cookie jar.
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