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Cheers! — 🎶 Sometimes you wanna go¹

With All Due Respect:

Live from 3rd Base from The Sun, —in Paris, France … Let Mí guess, the fucking Artreides are on The Marquesina… Dune follows. It’s SymboliQ, off-Course.

I found the Tree, Donovan, sadly, ain’t no signal at Franck’s Park. So the chicken might be cold. Also pay no attention to the nitpick on the Marronnierie de Anne de Fran…cfort, if you are just joining us at La Corrida de Zimmerman, please note that Fenster the copy editor is at the ruedo, as usual the Paris Tourism Board (TeePiTiBi) is with the Juez de Plaza explaining that thee extra SEE on Frank is really nothing to sea/HEAR by reason that it only took 16 years for the horse chestnut to reach the 8 meter height that the sign reports*, the TPTB reckons that it will probably take about half that number to reach the other 8 meters that it needs in or°there to get a Ticket to Ride on that Midnite Train to the Konzentrationslager.

*~. Provided first that the Paris Tourism Board installed that symbolik sign on the year of the 75th timestamp of the Nation of ISRAEL.

https ://www .merriam-webster .com /dictionary /nitpick

³~. Le Dictionnaire des idées reçues suivi du Catalogue des idées chic.

Camarilla : S’indigner en prononçant ce mot².
P. 56

And, Molly Jong-Fast at VANITY FAIR… Republicans don’t want to see fetuses die, but they sure as fuck wanna see them babies, “Ne Dans La Rue⁹”.

NOTES SUR LA ÉDITION DU TEXTE ABOUT Flaubert’s dictionary.

²~. Mot d’origine 🇪🇦 espagnol, la camarilla désignait une coterie dans l’entourage du roi. Introduit en France vers 1830. IL EST LE SYNONYME DE CLAN AU POUVOIR, defaction. In The Sentimental education, es el bien nombrado Regimbart, that who “Outs la Camarilla [en el gobierno de Guizot] of LOSING millions in L’Algérie 🇩🇿.”

Hummus Hogs. Falafel fags… any how, this fellow named Flubert, or maybe it was Flau-BERT wrote it best on his impersonation³ of this other guy who was porking a la tal Poisson, Eye forgot his Name but some speak highly of him because that nigger wrote The Encyclopedia.

 

It turns out, after only 75 years in the holie-land, JEWISH ORTHODOXY is the biggest WELFARE QUEEN RACKET on the block…and according to General Ehud Barak, they fuck like rabbits.

Eureka! … I mean, ¡URRACA!!! Ya Lo Tengo, Futuro Pelo en las medias de ANA Cabrera, Batman! That nigga porking La Pompa d’Or in the King’s court was that nigga Di de Rot, it used to be Denis Rottën 🏀 🐂, but Di decided to shorten the nomenclature when things got hot with the infamous clika de la rue de Rambouillet.

Marie-Ange Schiltz¹
Quotidien, sans domicile fixe (SDF),
avec domicile fixe (ADF)

I would prefer not to/I can’t get no place in society¹

¹~.Herman Melville, Bartleby, the Scrivener : A Story of Wall Street, New York, Londres, Simon & Schuster, 1997 (1853)… courtesy of:

https ://www .mainslibres .asso .fr

 

And, Natalie Piolé (my love) does your sexy-ass, like Flans?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /allegretto /les-1001-nuits-d-allegretto

Hear Mí out I am about to tell you the story that took place somewhere on the coastline of the Korean Peninsula, with that in mind, timeslots and sitcoms [sont] in°deter°minados » : in the Outer Limits of popular American culture between l’avant-scène on stage and the fiction of reality. Go ahead ROGER use that context on your next portrait of a French President, or a motherfucking bum, my nigga! I told you, that Los Beatles no son como los pintan.

Any how, Natalie my love, you know beforehand that I don’t select Le Parisien’s “déssertions” nor them “pommes de terre”, I just play the tune that the programming requests, and on to°theys platter, La Kerschovas decided to spend her morning-nooner en “Un Bazar”… ♫♫♫ Entre cuadros, camisetas, DISCOS y jeans.

Entonces, getting back to La Vecindad, that whole BARTLE-BY-The Way was also referenced by Shakes°Pi°Rito Santo en TELEVISA, Alejandro González Iñarritu by-the-way used to peddle the commercials that kept Ñoño fat like  the “barriga” de un newbie swabbie in The Navy, dijo un INDIO, a fireman, a police man and of course the motherfucking construction worker next to the fag in the motorcycle garb… Bolaños lo bautizó con el nombre the “Jaimito el cartero”… Melville’s passive-agressive zinger, “I would prefer KNOT Tú” is re-incarnated by Bolaños’ in the voice of Tangamandapio’s favorite ficticious son : quiero evitar la fatiga.

Any way, Natalie my darling here’s your KNEW CUCKOO below, La Chilindrina in Frida’s [broken] Frame. Across the Potomac, Tybalt is being all Latino with a Schlitz, that fag: https ://www .imdb .com /title /romeo + juliette /mediaviewer /tybalt Pabst Blue Ribbon! ¡CABRÓN! Pabst Blue Ribbon, period.

My Baby Keeps Farting on My Face

El Petate De Los Clochos… look it up.

Today Öüï found La Kerschovas on a majick petate flying over Milwaukee, Cheers 🍻!

“When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer“… over at “La Bagagerie” los gringos call it, being Schlitz out of Luck, in-deed.

 

¡🇻🇦 Francisco 🇻🇦! Eye found that “elegant” chamuco that YOUSE talkin’ about

It Don’t Mean A Thing if Ewes don’t (at least) get a bloody nose.

And, Avi Velshi… Phuck, Medhi Hassan! Youse the real deal, a Real Working Pun Hero. Any how, Avi Velshi, Eye hopes that Baby Blue doesn’t MissIntERprets what follows, pero sí… it’s a Blue Cunt-Auch:

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What da’Phuk does The Atlantic knows about “Phast and Spid?”, NADA, that’s what. The Atlantic on speed is like a used car reference re-sale bible, which is AlWays open to re-intepretations especially when them wheels are “carros chocolate”, con el front hood de CaCaHuaTe.

The BANNED BOOK CLUB, just like MONTAIGNE à la préfecture would have wanted IT!… that motherfucker.

 

Here’s how the proceso works, first Ewe select the ROAD to test-drive the Blue Cunt-Auch, and then you get a porn version of the EASTER Bunny and remove all references to the ∴ 33º ∴ in Mexico, which off—course resets “La Panamericana”, but then A-Gain… there’s no guarantee that MANU 🇨🇵/🇪🇸 CHAO has been CLEARED to “cross ❌ connect” over to, —San Diego.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2022/12/23 /sheinbaum-calderon-catalogo-persona-non-grata-manu-chao-pero-nosotros-le-daremos-la-bienvenida-299154 .html

On the same note, 🇨🇱 El Topo² 🇨🇵  may now return to El Puente de Ojuela, on location 🎬 (off-course) to re-shoot “Le Montaigne 🩸  Sangrona », which as Évry body knows is HOUSED at La SORBONA³.

Eye is tellin’ Youse, el mundo de Le Monde is having a field-they with all them notorious-es-ese F.R.O.G’s., from Katmandou to Catemaco Évry body gets a mulligan.

And by French decree, although, serial murderer and memoire millionaire Charles Sobhraj, does not need a French retirement from the C.A.F., the royalties-rich Charles Sobhraj, will also be docking in that juicy Solidaire payment for the end of the year, ES, haga usted de cuenta, señor Présidente (🇲🇽 FOX 🇲🇽) algo así como esa pensión que su colega, don López le quitó, pero la diferencia, cómo usted comprenderá –señor presidente– … sin tener que hacer más que una chingada.

³~. 56 rue des Écoles, 75005

²~. https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Alejandro_Jodorowsky

OLYMPICS Select Sport

Not to Sparta’s standards… Your FORKS are Phucked, carbon fiber, mis huevos, period!

Boxing could be dropped from 2024 Paris Olympics, IOC says

BLAME IT ON 🇧🇷 RIO 🇧🇷.

Any how, Avi Velshi, getting back to Francisco’s “elegant“ devil, let’s just say that them Blue Suede’s and that funky “Powder Blue Tux” with the ruffled shirt listened to Tucker Carlson on FOX NEWS and the cheap bastard rented, as opposed to owning the look, just like that BENDITA “emision americas” en RFPP, who went ahead and took the X~Más PUENTE off while PERU BURNS. Now THAT, that is commitment to the Peruvian Embassy in France, and of course, ALAIN ROUQUIÉ at the IHEAL and SciencePo.

Issy, Avi Velsho, the motherfucker is wearing Azul Cielo just for Kicks, which off-course was what gave that shifty devil a güey, a closer look reveals that in PHACT, that kickstand es pezuña de chivo.

I wanna Wake up in a City that doesn’t Sleep.

 

TENga, pues Su Cuadro, 🇻🇦 su’Santida’ 🇦🇷, Eye has it on good authority to relay to PaTmos,  that Yes Indeed, that horse’s clutch sucks, which will make bringing Hell behind that Corcel 🐎 a bit of a Joke.

Any how, 🇵🇪 Osler Amaro 🇵🇪, por ‘ay dicen, en El show de 🇲🇽 Juanito GUANABACOA 🇲🇽, que tu présidente con garrote, ELLA, igual que cualesquiera 🇲🇽 Georgina Moreno 🇨🇵 de morena–🦁SCIENCESPO🦊, ELLA si lee… y por eso su represión la d’ELLA si es “buena, justa, y…”, necesito otra cerveza para poder PATsMAR lo que sigue, mi cholito.

But FO’ist! Öüï catches up with the Medhi Hassan (re-run) show:

But Was SHE, “Raised on promises? »… like them Eweish GOÏ’s are?

 

and just like Pedro Picapiedra’s meshed’UP wit, with the CHARACTERS of The JETSONS, Medhi’s absence for the Dead Crucified Jew session (Nativity’s Eve) of his show makes no sense to either 🇮🇱 Hanna or Barbera 🇮🇱, which is probably why Medhi doesn’t read teleprompters from Aljazeera anyMore in Casablanca, but rather, from the rose gaRTen en la Casa Blanca…

Thank goD! Pune’s Metro Line 12* is working therefore, no hubo muertos en El Corregidora

Good news from India, PM Narendra Modi just inaugurated the 12km stretch³ of the Pune Metro Rail project, entonces por mera conjetura y adivinaciones tautológicas se puede especular que no hubo muertos y que todo fue un montaje.

Puke news présents “A. Banda en partes”… Check please.

After the break, Lester Holt moves to CNN and learns to verify giftshops.

Over at the concession stand of the Programa Internacional por el Desarrollo de la Comunicación de la UNESCO (2016) CNN just banned Straws on Coca-cola’s.

… Jump to Page TÚ with “la Implicación opuesta”

6th Arrt. à Cloud Nine.

… or SOMETHING like that, punto y Let It Bee! Maaaaaan !

You never gave Mí your Money

“You never gave Mí your Money…” you, only gave mí your funny “ViSa” papers, punto y ven y JÁLALE, aquí en el Perímetro.

For the Record:

The IMS (Mexican Institute of Sound) in his B.E.S.T. « barquito musical » wished that he had the RubberFunking elasticity of this most non Consequential tribute… y de paso, desde Juaritos y El Chuco:

Que Chingue A Su Madre Alejandro TOPOrowski.

Oh, the humanity… the arrogance of the French, at an opera venue, of all places, what’s next, Monterey Jazz Festival à Nuevo Lyon, Francia? And then what? A motherfucking show about Doctors!?

… text follows after La Carga, God-damned French just invented Cali, o ALGO así. La cosa es de que hasta el chingado Limón de Merengue pusieron en el menu del aperitivo de l’Opera nacional de fip.

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