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Last Week To They X~mas edition at La Place de La Concorde

Previously on our exclusive coverage of Nayel Zeaiter’s recollection of The American Red Cross-es-ese² « L’Âme des Camps and other assorted Slaughter house recollections » in front of the Berlin Embassy on la Ave. FDR (75008)… Eye swear, STATE DEPARTMENT, Öüï is Knot making this up.

Banana for scale… Putaux (pronounced PutOus) watch from the top of the Grand Arche à La Défense.

Jukebox Ref:
A joyful process
Funkadelic (1972)
ALBUM : America eats its young* (1972)
LABEL :WESTBOUND RECORDS

*;~Yes, yes she does.
It’s TROU!!!

FIP (105.1) your source for authentic huachicol francés, period… Lorsque ce mot a été utilisé en France, il est devenu « gouache » et a conservé son sens, bola de putos.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Huachicol

Note to Mr. Mark Caputo¹… Sir, the recent installation of the American Ambassadress in Paris is going to require a relinquisment of the FO’ist two letters of your last-name in order to Identify the Birthplace of the diplomat-in-charge at 2 Ave. Gabriel (75008).
 ¹.~ Armando Serrano-Prieto is ten years~old and he finds this funny.

The Washington Monument as a banana for size comparison with the Luxor Obelisk. Andrea Mitchell confirms, she (The Fed Wife) is the closest source to all things that start with: PAY TO THE ORDER OF, yada, yada, yada.

Entonces, Señor Camilo Lara, Öüï wish you a Merry Christmas and Eye hopes that the invocation of your BRAND is not by design, I don’t believe in coincidences and so it must be cuestión de enfoque en aquellas cosas que van pegadas con Truth and Consecuencias.

Plank 75/76 on FDR Avenue at Paris 8th.

¿O a poco va usted a creer que La Piscina de Joséphine Baker,³ a un lado de las bañeras of Le Petit Bain, está allí nomas porque sí? Chepina fue la que me dijo que le diera una repasada al “barquito musical” to see the History of MéXico at Le Grand Palais… and about the origin of them “bañeras” that accessorize el muelle de ese local, Issy, Señor Lara, there is a Plank number for that at the plywood scroll wrapping Le Grand Palais.

 

https ://www .google .fr /maps /place /Piscine+Jos%C3%A9phine+Baker/@48.8360826,2.3673042,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x47e6723d17a9c251:0xff0ed3fd6a408a7!8m2!3d48.8360829!4d2.376059

Devil inside, Devil inside… Évry single pundit² (except for STEPHANIE Rhule) has the Devil inside. And in TEQUILA, Jalisco—in Tequila, Jalisco, BOMBERITO de Tala sparks a forest, on fire.

².~  Évery SINGLE Pundit: Elle (LA tal “Oxi” Ambassadrice des États-Unis en France, Denise Campbell Bauer) a d’abord travaillé comme productrice pour la chaine de télévision KCBS-TV News, puis pour la chaine australienne Nine Network dans les années 90… NINE NETWORK, Stephanie! Coincidence? …

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/12/21 /estados /dan-5-anos-de-carcel-a-bombero-que-incendio-el-bosque-la-primavera/

In local news, The Bpi got an early start at removing the Christmas decorations from the premises, the removal followed the cancelation of the City’s New Year’s celebrations, meanwhile, not to be outdone by Italy’s pay-it-forward to Greece, which followed after New York City returned 200 stolen antiquities to Italy, France just installed the State approved Ribbon that decorates the shipping crate of The Obelisk on it’s way back to {The} Luxor… in Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.A., and in return Sheldon Adelson sent a brand new Times Square-style, Donnie Deutsh neon-looking Espectacular to replace the Egyptian monolith.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /JCDecaux

…

Our Grand Palais Foreign Correspondent caught the official Grand Palais Biplane hovering over La Place de La Concorde as the Ribbon installation was on display. Semolina Pilchard was nearby and congratulated Prime Minister Macron for the Just-In-Time lease next door with The Americans.

https ://www .connexionfrance .com /French-news /Meet-Denise-Campbell-Bauer-the-new-US-ambassador-to-France

Cake

Entre el medio — Roquefort

In Persia and The Mesopotamia it’s  07  08 hundred hours, and in Babylon TWO it’s the  11th   12th Hour on a Civilian’s anchor Rolex.

Sur un plage

Sur un plage .:. 3DD3005A-E1DC-4931-9A52-5B8E0257305F 🗯 Sur un plage, deux grains de sable se promènent, uno le dice al otro: mais que nada, don’t look back! I think that öüï are being followed. 🃏 BLAGOU–Netas courtesy of the BODY BAG (wrapper) of a CARAMBAR “mystery” edition War… scratch D.A.T…. CARAMBAR “mystery” edition BARR.

And in Paris, to celebrate the sound of metals in the Sky, and the arrival of ArmagedDon Trump[ets], the Church of Saint Estauche at Les Halles is having their yearly “Pig’s Feet” onion soup after mass (11h30’ish) on Sunday; France’s most celebrated cheese will be available à ‘Volonté’ at the bottom of the bowl. Event open to all.

Sponsored by Vilma Fuentes

Sponsored by las Fuentes de “El Extranjero” de doña Vilma y, Au Pied De Cochon .:. D686E4B8-3021-4EA1-BF93-A4F798BBB548 🐽 “Moraleja: nunca se desconfía bastante de sus editores,” dice este enlace: https ://www .jornada .com .mx/2020/01/08/opinion/a06a1cul

El Extranjero 60 años

Over at the Rockefeller Center, The Rainbow Room is working overtime as the 11th Hour goes into overdrive and cablecast a 2nd hour of the BriWi report as they [the American Networks] wait for word from a now napping Donald Trump on what his —and only His… and Mike Pompeo, and Mike Pence, and VLAD’s— response to a missile attack on American Idiots [called G.I. Joes] and a fallen Ukrainian Big Ol’Jet Airliner in I-RAN will BE.

Shop Gnow!!!

You are entering into a dimension of cash register sounds and signs with up to 70% off the retail tag .:. B3E9734F-9709-4E45-BE2A-740FC5929932 🛍 Do not adjust your apps.

BTW: Happy BirthDAY Fip... you fucking, Siren you. Just wanted to put this here while YOU StRIKE.
https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP /20200108 "La Quinta"
Efeméride

Efeméride: 1971, French President Charles de Gaulle takes time from the Pantheon where he was transmitting from a Galaxy far-far away* to descend on La Seine and pop the Champagne on them Sirens maiden voyage onto the WAVES. GIVEN THE DISTANCE, the CNEWS matines are just receiving the SIGNAL, however, because the French have yet to invent the Wave Decoder, all that they will be able to make out of it, is a Quiet Riot that transliterates to ‘Cum on feel the Noise, or something like that… https ://www .cnews .fr/monde/2020-01-08/espace-lorigine-dun-mysterieux-signal-radio-localisee-dans-une-galaxie-proche-de-LA

ESPACE

High-Noon in Central Europe Time

Dear, Jasmin V, the “Markets” at la rue de Rivoli (p. 633) are fine, as the French capital of the world woke up to the yearly back–to–work SALES Event. Transnational shops with made in Taiwan sweatshops tags began to see the franciliens inside stores as soon as the “bell” rang at Oh–nine hundred hours. As La Jornada mexicana reported earlier in the programming: The Water is Fine.

18h30 in CET Update

The Water is Sooooo Fine, that former President Barack Obama paid for the Ocean Front Property in Central Irak. And if you Buy THAT at 150 billion dollars you get a grain of S.A.L.T. for your Rice, the good Rice, not the Wallace cupboard ConD.O.L.E.esa Rice. That’s one grain of salt, Suzi, and if you call now you get a NO SUBROGATION CLAUSE for them 80 dead Americans en La Playa, “oh–Oh–oh Oh-oh”.

ESPN Wraslin'

ESPN Wraslin’ .:. 2C996E8D-CD38-4C85-8D08-488E5DF43BA6 🤠Wrestling classics: The Iranian Sheik vS. Rodney “Roddy” Pipper… It’s The “Happy Win” for the pipper; as usual, the Sheik eats it up. Andre The Giant narrates.

Meanwhile in Paris, Jupiter’s moons have adviced the big One to not get involved in the pickle between Dumb-ass Trump and the State Television in I–Ran.

In other news, the Fed’s wife is looking Hot in Blue,  Alan GREENspan is going to have to look out, Eye just bought an Ocean Front Property in Central I-Rak… Öüï have it on good authority that the fed’s wife would make a purrrrrfect Senior Harem correspondent for Eye’s new Cable News Racket; sources close to the ocean front property in central Eye-rac reveal that Eye is going to bank on the wave of presidential political ads between The current president of them United States and the former Mayor of Babylon TWO.

And over at Fip Central Station, “el” Niño Luc just returned from a 70% off, 30-day vacation at the beautiful ocean front property beaches of Timbuctoo. And if you happen to have noticed that I-Rak’s situational map looks like the long lost sibling of Mal-i, you too, motherfucker, get a Grain of Salt; the bad rice, the ConD.O.L.E.esa variety of Rice for your “Album” of the W.E.A.K. —CALL GNOW!!! And you will also get tickets for a granny-style House Party.

 

20 de noviembre – Capítulo 4; chingada madre PIT* II…

*Paco Ignacio Taibo, Jr.

Contexto del mes de octubre de 2015, a seguir. Y sí don Paco, es un rollo paralelo a la visita de John Mill Ackerman en el 2014 a París… momentito por favor, porque tiene que ver con la pregunta que le hiciera una voz femenil al minuto 53 con 55 segundos en ese mismo foro, y con su respuesta a ella en el contexto de Marx Vol. 2; y sí don Paco, la cuestión giró en torno a, “¿quién escribe el presente, para mejor ubicar el pasado Sin Divisionismos ni Sectas Partidistas?  •—_¡_—• Captura de pantalla cortesía de La Brigada FIL hashtag — o alguna chingadera del tuítter que más o menos se escribe así.

ECONOMICS REPRODUCTION as explained by a Washington commentator: sarcasm, or exceptional cynisim… Andrea Mitchell decides.

… yeah, it’s like MONOPOLIES with restraints… right, Timmy—my boy? Alex can we [the staff] get a hell yeah? With a special Kasie Hunt thunderbolt?

Hey there Cousin Joe, we [the staff] are a bit confused with this fellow named Timothy Carney, a commentary editor at The Washington Examiner; maybe it was sarcasm or maybe it was the bratty ways of yet another one of America’s favorite exceptional kids who equates the US debt, as one of those “to big to fail Scams” that come with an $85 Billon Dollar Bailout tag and, as if that wasn’t enough, Carney gets his kicks by pouring some salt on a deep-cut wound, es decir, Mika, by aluding to your audience [the staff included] that there is no such thing as a Citizens United Supreme Court decision; has that law been repealed? Senator McCain (R – AZ) has not sent the memo about that aberration being scraped from the books.

Bad troll—no cookie.

BTW.—you guys! Good job! Kudos to the MorJo Hearing Impaired Team for CENSURING out that particular comment about Citizens United made by Mr. Free Enterprise above, for those with difficulties inside the ears, here it goes:

Corporations aren’t people, they don’t actually pay TAXES—they COLLECT IT [sic]…

Where is Barnicle when you need him, wonder what Mrs. Barnicle at B of A would comment about trolly mcTroll comments above.

Willie Geist most definitely approves of that digital white-out… tell you what, Cousin Joe, please have the one and only Andrea Mitchell talk to the ex FED Chairman and ask her to please instruct Ol’fountainhead Greenspan to place a complimentary phone call to Janet Yellen, and have the current FED Chairperson  print out a couple dozen wads of brand spanking new Steive Mnuchin $100 Dollar bills, wrapped up in $50 dollar sheets, please ensure that the Secretary’s signature is showing… Fuck it: We Are The United States! — Not Sean Penn’s Venezuela!

… TimeStamp: 03h00 CET

Katty, my Dear, you ask for context?—we don’t need no Stinkin’ Context!

… al regresar,
“Marco teórico mis huevos;
marco los de los cuadros,”
o algo así —según PIT II.

Hey, Cousin Joe, the next time you have the urge to book presidente Fox on your morning show, please go ahead and book Paco Jr., no seas una burbuja; o como decía Young Karl Marx: un circuito cerrado de Información Reproducida en amplitud bien modulada… and Cousin Joe: no te sigas haciendo pendejo con ese iPhone X, ¡ya mándalo Güey!

…

Exceptional Sources via:

http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/can-congress-accomplish-its-year-end-to-do-list-1102907459915

PIT II vía Pit Salmérón en una FIL:

Unbelievable… “un político pobre”, hasta en Inglés…

“I said I’m sitting here watching”, Match Box hole in my Jeans… must be sung with a Ringo Starr pitch and one-each Mike Barnicle tone.

What ever... moving on with Mike Barnicle, the staff here reminds a Morning Joe bettin' man —not to bet any Trucks before the end of today's Morning Joe's Show.

What ever… moving on with Mike Barnicle, the staff here reminds a Morning Joe bettin’ man —not to bet any Trucks before the end of today’s Morning Joe’s Show. —|— Uso justo de Scooby-Doo, Mattel®, MSNBC, and of course— the great Carl Perkins.

Entonces… aparentemente, “un pobre político” en Inglés, también “es un político pobre”.

And with regards to Vice President Joe R. Biden, my Favorite Question So Far from the One and Only: Andrea Mitchell… Dear Joe Biden, the staff here loves your kind [really!!!], but to be honest you would not last a day in President Enrique Peña-Nieto’s political Party.

TimeStamp: 13h45 CET

Ladies and Gentleman, con ustedes…

El senador más serio entre la gran Mayoría de payasos que lo rodean:
Al Franken.

sans-titre-113

TimeStamp: 1 1 1 in the a.m. on ET time. —|— Uso justo de Saturday Night Live Alumni; and of course: NBC.

TimeStamp 12:00 hrs in Doni Deutsch time

That’s Right Louis, it’s Friday. And that can only mean  one  week  one thing, One Thing, Louis: it’s the Last Weekend Edition before the Space Rover in Mars oficialices a new Era on Planet Earth… 

[Note to S.Rhule… Barnicle Text was moved up… Will be replaced with Ringo’s Version of Matchbox]… TimeStamp with a 7sec Delay: 20:38 Central FIP time.

Coming up [concurrent with] a morning show

Oil  [ as in Texas “T” ]  news  from  Around the Globe…  and in the Hour-Glass reflection of the folded map graphics on “The” Rachel Maddow Show:

“Well, Well, Well”… the more you Knew.

S-i-n ... Co-men-ta-rios. —|— Uso justo de todos los medios, y de MSNBC.

S-i-n … Co-men-ta-rios. —|— Uso justo de todos los medios, y de MSNBC.

TimeStamp: 3 minutes to the first 11th hour of the day [in] CET.

Good Morning, Joe —In Poland it’s already Friday.

Don’t know what the experts believe, but:

[ kind reminder in the form of a SMS to our Friend, Juanito Guanavacoa follows]

[Audio; Segunda parte a seguir]

Do not shoot the messenger

El Mundo—La Canasta—La Sirena—La Luna—El Sol—La Mano— La Estrella—El Nopal—El Alacrán—El Diablito—El Borracho—LAS JARAS—El CORAZÓN… ¡Lotería!!!… O “Bingo”, para los que juegan por dinero en los Casinos de Donald Trump… Bonus Lightning Round: El CAZO (“the saucepan”) as in: El caso que te hago es poco; a PUN that you may look up, [mr. BuzzFeed Ben] in order to discover that “attention” and cazo, as in “saucepan” are homophones in the realm of the Dictionary Judges whose jobs are to label and  “tag”  Mexican Spanish. —|— SAUCE and/or Salad Dressing courtesy of Wikipedia: https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Lote r%C3 %ADa. —|— Uso Justo de Monterrey, “y eso es todo lo que voy a decir”, —desde Saltillo, porque nos vamos “por cigarros a Hong Kong”.

Memo for my “friend” at BuzzFeed
inside of the UNESCO in 2016:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loter%C3%ADa#Cards_and_associated_riddles

…if a pool is drained without replacing the water before the next diver jumps—the Jumper Dies, right?

It depends. Sources close to Joe the Plumber suggest [that] wearing a helmet on the first three jumps might [just] spare the divers until new solutions and/or proposals for eternal life arrive.

TimeStamp: In Central Europe is 0500hrs
In New York, New York there is one hour left
before One Week is left of the President
Barack H. Obama administration.

…Y a todo esto de la sincronía y la serendipia

Voodoo Child—Slight Return, to Catemaco:

Amable lector que no lee este blog, ayer sacamos al ruedo la cosa del Horóscopo Chino y la de los animalitos que lo componen. Ayer resumimos, pues, en una entrada, de que el 2017 era el año de Gallo y por ende el de los ovíparos; y más especifico, el de las aves de granja. Dicho eso, hoy lanzamos una pregunta al amplio vacío de nuestras butacas:
¿En dónde señores, señoras y señoritas, pensarán ustedes que el ex gobernador del Estado de Veracruz ha de guardar sus huevos?

Respuesta para Quién Resulte Responsable:
—Pos’ quién sabe Jairo, pero
en las cajas de, en dónde deberían de estar, pos’
lo que encontraron fueron un chingo de billetes.

[enlaces a seguir]

Earlier, on the Yesterday

Last night the staff here didn’t know it, but just before Mr. Crowley made the rounds at the 11th hour, MTV News showed up on the stage, we didn’t know it at the time, but the Last Word on the Bird going down turned out to be so that the staff here could set the next frame on Fire.

During the signal loss, things got weird and the time stamp now turned out to Flip to New Year's Eve, at the Filmore East in 1969... I'm telling you, something's happening at the FIP over yonder. TimeStamp: 21h30 at Issy-Les-Mx.

During the signal loss, things got weird and the time stamp now turned out to Flip to New Year’s Eve, at the Filmore East in 1969… I’m telling you, something’s happening at the FIP over yonder. TimeStamp: 21h30 at Issy-Les-Mx. —|— Uso justo de todas las señales por los InterWebs… Little Wing, mr. With All Due Respect, is on right now. And the staff here is betting that Cokie remains ‘in awe‘ at how “Little” was the word that you, Mr. Heilemann, chose for today. “Move over Rover…” Double Trouble is closing the Hendrix SET!!!

Dear Brian Williams:
Our apologies for the misspelt calculations.

We [the staff] promise to come back [si nos dejan] to do your trademarked “Housekeeping and Math” revisions, in the meantime, and as an exploratory research item for our Pôle-Emploi SPEC-Project: 

were you really expecting the president-elect choice for Defense Secretary to appear at today’s confirmation hearing in a jarhead uniform? Really!?
TimeStamp: approx. 0930 hrs. EST.
Go Army!!!

Breaking the second Confirmation hearing

The Ranking Member on Veterans Affairs,
Sen. Richard Blumenthal will be opposing Sen. Jeff Sessions.

It's hard to pull Cokie's leg... the veteran NPR Morning Edition commentator always knew the Moon was older than The Globe. As to the two above, we know know that they both have chinchilla nuts —and no backbone. —|— Fair use of Transition Politics in the Changing of the Guard and the start of a new Era. In the Year of the Rooster, these two above represent little chickens.

It’s hard to pull Cokie’s leg… the veteran NPR Morning Edition commentator always knew that The Moon was older than The Globe. As to the two above, we now know that they both have chinchilla nuts —and no backbone. —|— Fair use of Transition Politics in the Changing of the Guard and the start of a new Era. In the Year of the Rooster, these two above represent  “Little  Marco’s”  chickens…  Salud Cokie, salud.

Memo to Brian Williams:
Breaking con retraso— 05:20 hrs. Pacific Time…
Las oraciones de San Ignacio y el rosario para la Confirmación de señor Rex recibieron la gracia de algún otro señor. Hoy el confesionario no operó. TimeNow: 14h25 CET.

There you go again Cousin Joe…

Stop pulling the guests leg… Good Joe Pesci impression, though.

Good Morning, today’s matinee presentation
is being brought to you by Cool Hand Luke salad dressing.
Today’s morning feature is called Fat Man and Little Boy.

[Foto en proceso]

Yup! You know who else is not a war criminal: little Bush.

Yup! You know who else is not a war criminal: little Bush. —|— La segunda parte de La Confirmación de señor Rex está por regresar, de entrada antes de ir a comulgar, the Affordable Care Act acaba de recibir la primera derrota para su continuidad —sin un reemplazo— para los fieles, es decir para todos y no solamente para los que no votaron por Donald Trump. El sermón de hoy para Mr. Tiller, será en la parroquia de Saint Ignatius, la que está casi esquina con el Washington Post. 

Later at the USO, it’s the Berny Sanders Express
A documentary disguised as a guide on polite society guerrilla tactics.
Staring Sen. Bernie Sanders as Berny.