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by : Syphilus Berger

Histoire sans pénicilline

Let Mí guess, Carmen!.

In Paris, France, not to be outdone by the 175th anniversary of The New York Times, “Le Figaro” is pulling out the Spanish corrida on the Magallanes trip de Gael García Bernal on “My Generation,” or something like that.

MGMT

The Russians flew in to Miami BRITISH OVERSEAS AIR CORPORATION… and because the Ukraine Girls Really Knocked Russia down in that on-going war, Vladimir Putin is going to Orlando and then to Mar-a-Lago.

Control yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be hauntedControl yourself, take only what you need from itA family of trees wanting to be haunted

Entonces Roger Peréz… it’s like I once told Bruno at the Cité, “I don’t select the news cycles” and, I can most certainly Knot select the “Politis” of the month of December 2025 and fact check Mister Darmanin’s statement about how the préfecture de police (Cité) protects “investigative journalists”.

 

En fin, Mister Darmanin… never do-you-mind Roger Pérez “arm-in-arm” with all the other homeless sociopaths (they’re harmless), but considering that you hail from Lille, and not Paris 5éme, let Mí (motherfucker) take you down to Les Sentiers d’Anáhuac, not with that dismissive Brit, Edward Burnett Tylor, but with the CODEX de FLORENCE… en BD, o como dicen los franceses: Banda Diseñada.

(7-11-2025_CDMX) En fin, el próximo toro le corresponde a tu presidente, el Señor Emmanuel Macron y su par mexicana, Doña Claudia Sheinbaum (presidenta)³.

 

³~. https ://asegovia3 .com/2025/11/07 / 32 : 10-jon-batiste-reinvente-avec-genie-lamericana-at-boutrebie³/

Banda Diseñada evokes from the first note, The 🐒 Monkees, of course, in case Ewe (the non-reader) forgets the filthy French Culte that Öüï’s following:

Literally, “depuis 1909” o como dicen los rosbifs de Liverpool : una, después 909 🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🌲👯‍♀️🛫

 

Vamos a los toros, con Edward Burnett Tylor en Anáhuac

Bo knew Bull — Burnett knew Jack Didley-squat about La Fiesta (de Paz ; chapter II de El Laberinto de Alberto Camus)

6 de Do’Mec 6

The French Landlord de Pachuca, featuring a “el 🫰🏼 mozo” de « las embajadoras » de Don Jorge Saldaña (Banderilla, Veracruz) en el festival de María 🪇🎺 Schis en Belleville. La China Poblana de Montrouge 💃🏼 —invita.

 

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In this section of our most non-consequential blog, Marcelo Ebrard (for obvious reasons³) plays the role of a “French snob” as he leads Los 🦟 Enanitos 🦟 Toreros de Manuel 🦟 Valls. Olé, mosquitos, Olé.

Sicario incomprendido… Andalucía de los quintos patios y La Chingada, Chiapas.

 

Y hoy por ser día de tu santo, vamos pues a robar Guanaceví, Municipio de San José de Las Panochas, but you are going to have to get through PEÑOLES first.

 

Hey, Apolline de Malherbe let’s go to Mexico

De Pachuca a Birmingham… context for Patrick Sébastien (in between the snapshots) follows… but first, i must finish what Eye started on the 13th of The Running Month (man) which is to finish our excursion into the Louvre, indeed Cousin Joe, in•Deed motherfucker 🫰🏼 I must take Avi Velshi to the Louvre and perhaps you’ll get to see the parallelism of the production, I mean it sure seems to Mí that the MSNOW crew at Times Square is lagging behind our “Revolution” theme. Any 🦉 hoot, Avi Velshi, —🎶 well alright, alright, all right 👍🏼!

 

Time now 10h08 in CET [context follows] and Peter Baker it’s 15 hundred hours in Central Europe Time now, please give Jim VandeHei my regards respecting his forgivness towards Cousin Joe’s constant reminder of what a shitty person (allegedly) VandeHei was towards Scarborough’s mormon-ranting ass. Anyhow, Peter Baker, I would love nothing more than to cover the issue of babies being torn out of thier mother’s arms and children being rescued by child molestors in CHICAGO-not-to-MENTION the child trafficking happening under DONALD JOHN TRUMP’s Rolex watch in the U.S.A., but as “the amigos” of Alicia Leos in Paris, France, used to say back in the anti-Peña Nieto days (2011-2017) :

Chap. II – Havana to Veracruz — Veracruz to Mexico… not to be taquin en Francés ni mucho menos facetious en Inglés, Alicia Leos, pero el hecho que al navío en el que don Burnett Tylor surcó lo bautizaran con “jota” y no con una “equis” eso! eso sí que es una chica~nada… mira que ponerle « mejico » al barco. En fin cuenta el explorador en la página número 15 that “[A]mong our fellow-passengers  were a company of fifth-rate comedians, going to Merida by way of Sisal. There was nothing interesting about them. Theatrical people and green-room slang vary but little over the whole CIVILIZED WORLD”.

[The] Mexicans who go to the United States are not like the Mexicans who come to France

Talía Olvera to Leo Orellana (2013) Maison de l’Amérique latine, Paris, Saint Germain-des-Prés.

 

so no, in this section of the blog I am not going to put the reflectors on the Mexicans who paid (through thier remittences) for Mexican Students to come to France and allow all of them CONACYT recipients to “theoretically” pretend that they are THE LAST MADELINE de Proust. I will however recommend to the French entertainer, Patrick Sèbastien, to do like David Olusoga’s “merchants” in the City of London and send « middle-class Frenchman » to Mexico to take all of thier mariachi sombreros and margaritas and complement “the curious Aztec Picture-writing, known as the Codex Telleriano-Remenensis,” which according to Edward Burnett Tylor² (in 1856) was « preserved » in the Royal Library of Paris… or some BnF³ like that.

³~. Bibliothèque national de France
²~. Appedix II, “On the Solar Eclipses of 1476, 1496, 1507, and 1510 recorded in the Le Tellier MS”, p. 332 of the Collected Works of Edward Burnett Tylor’s “Anahuac

Would you like me, Alicia Leos, to explain it to you again from the top? Ni pies ni cabeza, Alicia. It’s a phenomenological thing so ask John Mill Ackerman to refresh that pasión that you once had.

La marcha de Edward Burnett Tylor — Anáhuac II

For the record Avi Velshi (sorry if i continue to miswrite your name) please be advised that Reddit continues to be “the front page of the internet” and, just to rub this on The Huffington Post, The Daily Beast, Buzzfeed (in that order) and, all of the prestigious news wires at Grand Boulevard and Bonne Nouvelles in Paris (casi esquina con Levallois and Issy-les-Moulineaux)…

This Space for Rent. Chayote³ need not apply.

 

_ please be aware that just like Wikipedia was, in the first decade of the Third Millenium for doctorate candidates all over the world, Reddit is the dirty-little secret where every motherfucker like you (news person) goes to see which way the wind blowsif you catch my drift.

Chayote, or squash by any other name.
(Popular Mexican vernacular) A bribe that a government office gives to a journalist or a media outlet to induce them to report according to its convenience; a bribe : Have you listened to the hogwash that Georgina Moreno of morena~francia spills on her Facebook page, nice chayote de la “heroica” Embajada de México en Francia if you can get it.

 

https ://dem .colmex .mx /Ver /chayote 

Any hoot, back to yesterday’s march in Mexico City and Burnett Tylor’s excursion into Mexico in 1856, which Avi Velshi might be wondering what this has to do with Venezuela! Nothing Basil Smikle, nothing except for what Burnett Tylor thought that Mexico should become and, if you followed Reddit yesterday then you know EXACTLY what yesterday’s manifestation in Mexico City and Burnett Tylor’s exploration into Mexico in 1856 has to do with Venezuela… but then you would have to start in CUBA and you know that Avi Velshi is not from Havana³.

³~. That there is a Blazing Saddles reference, ~Carolina Munoz.

When I’m 64… Vera, Chuck and, Dave, can go fuck themselves.

Now in addition to the aforemention relation between the “Gen Z manifestation” and « Anáhuac I » with Venezuela, I too must remind the good people of morena-francia that El Gran Señor Zopilote noted in advance how the Mexican youth was overwhelmed by both the GERIATRIC MILLENIALS and the OK BOOMERS of the extreme right ; so Avi Velshi, knowing how Georgina Moreno is going to be spewing her CHAYOTE acid-puke reflux on Facebook about yesterday’s manif and, “Not To Be Repetitive…” I not only told you so but I also inserted neat little Redditors snapshots for visual aids about “El Yunque” and “The Opus Dei”.

Molotov : “frijolero”… Ain’t no God in Mexico

Page 81… Morals and Servitude ; “ANAHUAC I” by Edward Burnett Tylor : people who know the Indian population assure us that their lives are a perpetual course of intrigue and dissimulation.

 

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /2023/8/16 /pemex-awarded-27-contracts-to-baker-hughes-when-jose-ramon-lopez-beltran-lived-in-the-casa-gris—mcci

… and isn’t TED ironic, for a guy who can’t stand Mexicans in Texas he sure loves to visit Mexico, the fact that he is allowed to move freely without getting shot or kidnapped is probably because Ted Cruz is on the payroll of the JOSÉ RAMÓN LÓPEZ BELTRÁN oil lobby de Petróleos Mexicanos.

🎵 Down the road a ways I have heard say a new day’s comin’ on…

Rubén³ would go to Petain’s mass at Verdun.

 

Waylon Jennings (1976).

En fin, it would be absurd to put the former governor of the Mexican state of Guerrero, Rubén Figueroa, in the same league as a French Nazi collaborator such as field marshall Philippe Pétin, but not a long stretch to rank Figueroa next to an Augusto Pinochet or any of the Argentinian or Brasilian junta leaders so, yes, the timing for the tyrannical tributes in Acapulco and Verdun fit because the ceremonies are just another example of revisions to history. It’s a whitewash. So yeah, it’s just two good ol’ boys.

I watched Velshi on MSNOW and now I am never getting that time back… ripples of REDDIT.

 

https ://www .franceinfo .fr /politique /polemique-sur-l-hommage-a-petain /mass-in-verdun-in-homage-to-pétain-he-is-the-antithesis-of-humanity-denounces-the-mayor-of-verdun-in-the-meuse region

Le tilleul¹ y la gobernadora²… té de tila para “la torita” gobernadora

El tilo¹ and the Larrea tridentata² 

There is no dark side in Acapulco… as a matter of fact, it’s all Dark in Acapulco.

La experiencia de Morena en México, based on the collected works of EDWARD BURNETT TYLOR (from 1856 to 1861 A.D., the latter bieng the most difficult year of a rather disturbed República) who despite the turmoil of the epoch (Miramón and his Habsbourgs had been defeated and “Bomberito” Juárez installed the Liberal goverment with the help of THEM United States of America in Mexico City) managed to write a pretty good tome titled : ANAHUAC I,

Homenaje de Morena a Rubén Figueroa, por la 4T* en Guerrero

noviembre 11, 2025

For context, en su vida política del partido de Jean-Luc Melenchon, Sergio Ávalos es conferencista, fundador también de la Asociación de la ley 1901 (francesa) GILBERTO BOSQUES PARIS. En otros tiempos, por decir cuando pertenecia al Movimiento Por La Paz Con Justicia y Dignidad de Jorge Harmodio en el Instituto Cervantes (2011) o, mismo cuando re bautizó el hashtag (#) del YoSoy132 aquí en París (2012), y luego de “arrimado” con la caravana de los 43 de Ayotzinapa, don Ávalos se hubiese auto tachado como un “PALERO”, o como un “VENDIDO”, incluso como un “CHAYOTERO” ; al menos eso es lo que don Ávalos y su compañera de partido (Georgina Moreno) le gritarían a cualquier persona que les hiciese preguntas directas o que compremetiese su labor proselitista en la vía pública, es decir, durante manifestaciones por las calles y avenidas al pie de la Torre Effiel… por decir.

L’hommage rendu à Rubén Figueroa était « une grave erreur » ; il mérite d’être desitué : Eloy Cisneros³

Brevemente, para todas las personas que no me leen, me muero por saber la reacción de doña Moreno y don Ávalos siendo que, pues, tendrán que responder por el nefasto homenaje al que mató y luego violó la esposa de uno de sus supuestos héroes caídos durante la guerra sucia de Acapulco, o algo así.

³~. Jefe del Frente Socialista de Guerrero

ANAHUAC I, Chap. V. :
A Revolution. Siege and Capitulation of Puebla. Military Statistics. Highway-robbery. Reform in Mexico. The American War. Mexican Army. Our Lady of Guadalupe. Miracles. The Rival Virgins. Sacred Lottery-ticket. Literature in Mexico. The clergy and their system of Education in Mexico. The Holy Office. Indian Notions of Christianity.