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En Algún Lugar — No one wants to fight for Israel

https ://www .gannett-cdn .com /2026/03/05 /USAT /vpc-marine-removed-from-congressional-hearing

These Are My Credentials

Doppelganger express… Iguanas Ranas.

https ://www .military .com /2026/03/05 /marine-veteran-removed-senate-hearing-after-protest-over-us-policy-toward-israel

In local news, Meudon amaneció nublado and Ringo Starr’s gone country. Over at the Hillbilly Elegy section of the Appalachian jobs report it’s “The Permanently Poor”, immutable circumstances that guarantees a spot with Jesus when they die because as the Vice-president’s wife says on Christmas Day :

Kids and resilience… Parole-parole, dang on it, Marjolena, Ewe told Susana and now my CERA is hard like a crayon.

Blessed are the poor, for thiers is the kingdom of heaven ; but for now God bless Peter Thiel and the “disrupters” that gave U.S. Trump.

As Eye was saying, Niño Luc, “todas”… so don’t be naive like tonight’s Blanche 🇩🇿 Sauce, with PuBeda on the 🎙️ mic.

Issy-aussi-MEUDON, “just-like A Prayer, Eye’ll take Ewe D.A.R.E.

Y como decía Starsky :

Todas las viejas son putas, according to García Márquez’ memorias.

an Apple a day keeps The Rolling Stones away.

Im’mutable becuase Eye has prescinded all the news from the sources… coma frutas y verduras y chingue a su madre el médico.

Thanks Obama

Jon Bon Ringo… the beat maker

The best beatmaker

The Caveman

Can’t Buy Me Rome, y en Venezia… en VeneCIA los Hombres G won’t be putting those “jerseys a rayas” on lay-away for Christmas this year, or the next 72 hours depending on what The Pentagon signal says about the tariffs on those Elementary school penguins on the Hare Krishna dial in SEATTLE, where Bill Gates is celebrating the birthday of his fucking mouse.

Miss what? In theaters Friday.  Miss what? She chopped her Deciduous Milkers with Poke Salad Annie, The Army named a fort in Louisiana after her, for Polk Salad not Miss what… who learned Spanish with Susana PubEda while fucking around the Left Bank en Odeon.

— it’s Mississippi, it goes from Our 51st State all the way to LA. ⚜️ that’s Santo’s territory and the Ali Gator is her pet.

And now Ewe know… why Évry body at DeutscheBank responds “Miss what” when they learn that “La Pundita’s” code name in Panama was Magnolia.

Pongo… amarillo no me pongo.

And now, something obscene that It!³ Should Not Let Be:

One step beyond Decca Records. Jump 🦘 Around… Saturday Afternoon is Alright for manif 🥊

Chevy 🎹 😎 🎹  Chase

³~. That motherfucker.

Let’s Dew The Maths, with Agent Angle

It’s 1929… Mick Jagger was there. Bob Dylan aussie, but not John-Paul-George and Ringo³. The Beatles were in Germany that year but we’re not active yet. Veronica Mars for some reason entered the Dream and her HIGH SCHOOL experience caused a short CIRCUIT on JEN PSAKI when The AP Lemire laptop got in the way of a coffee jug.

Worried About Ewe.

³~. The voice in the dream was fashioned after Ringo Starr by artificial surveillance.

“⏰” … fine, Mika… fine.
Good Morning
Long live the king.

It’s 3 p.m. in Gallegos Standard Time in Vigo, Spain.

This blog was never a fan of Brian Lesko and Öüï never touched a red-NOW-discontinued PENNY from USAid, miss Lane, you can check with Clark.

  1. Is the president of The Ukraine Girls a former comedy comic?

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  1. Was Charlie Chaplin a dictator?

 

Then yes, Donald John Trump is a fucking Clown!!! The king of the circus and Elon Musk is The MASTER of Zero🎪monies.

Bonus 💳 for USFarmAID:

Find the radical in Σ of all comics and find the square root of all of the circuses Animals at The White House.

Back-of-the-book Odd Number answer:
Vladimir Putin, —or Hitler; but Knot NAPOLÉON, Napoleón I was a CUBE not a Ruth.

Nicolle Wallace, is that aqua-cock³ that youse wearing, or is Caroline Lening just happy to C-Mí

³~. R 3 ; G 171 ; B 171 — # 03abab  

Schiltz’ Schlitz-es-es.
I can still hear Geronimo 🪶 telling us: “When I’m ass-on-the floor at the Forum⁸, I’m nothing, people walk by without seeing me; when I’m at the Bagagerie, I’m Goyaałé² .” With his friend Kevin, and his girlfriend Aurélie, they daydream of a surveillance business. Equipped with walkie-talkies entrusted to them by the organizing association, they keep watch over the parties before the renovation at Les Halles’ “Jardin 🐍 extraordinaire”. They looked great in their dark uniforms. At the time, for a year or two, they provided security for the many events taking place in the neighborhood, at. Everyone loves Teddy’s smile, known as Ficelle. Teddy is a Pierrot lunaire, very attached to his tricycle full of odds and ends. Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know. Him, it’s prison. He’ll be expelled, I don’t know what for. Two lovebirds get married in front of the mayor of the 1st arrondissement and their friends from Mains libres. They leave for the provinces, to take up jobs as handlers in supermarkets near Agen. The young people leave us quickly – a way out, we say. Some come back, then disappear again. I hope the best for them, but the hard law of social statistics prevents me from believing in fairy tales. ¶ 5
Schlitz Shiltz Waltz follows… but FO’ist! It’s ¶ 6: right? V-low ⬇️

Fortunately, there aren’t too many of them,  like them, and social intervention focuses on offering them a future, a way in, sooner or later. More neglected by social action are those who have been disaffiliated for a long time, those who have a long experience of the street, or those who have reached the end of a pathway that has seen a succession of shelters, hospitalizations, revalidations – all the temporary stays that punctuate the daily life of uncertain people³.

VI

³~. I personally would have preferred using “nowhere they”, sitting on their nowhere ass, —or something like that.

 💣

Ewe dropped a bomb on Mí
Pundit
Ewe dropped a bomb on Mí

💥

Shecagó Blues.

… and the turd looks just like a “little boy”

Anyhow, it looks swell…ing from the other end of the teleprompter.

🖖🏿

 

And, Ari Melver, it’s Ringo’s Birthday, here’s yo’Ring madafaka: with shugga on top. You know the deal, Richard Steele Starr’s as The Humpty Dumpty Gap Band dancing Foo, and Caroline goes digitally 🚇 underground to Jamaica in search of Dexter… in Hilo, Hawaii.

They put that nigga in da’moovies. 🕶️ 🥁⚙️®️

Previously on The Le Pen Club at rfpp en Montreuil — M9 at † de 🐴

Nº 201, BATTER🥖E MAGAZINE
Avril 2023  

Saso Porcel at Pleyel.

… and BENNY Blanco from “da‘Bronx”, if that’s even your real voice[over] Let Mí, CARLITO Brigante, tell you How, IT!, —will be. But FO’ist you and “Pachanga” are going to have to know how to get to Sesame Street, at La Salle Pleyel, where l’Opera next DOOR is going to be, as the French say, ANNULÉ! Tune in at Eight when the Head Nigger in charge explains to Bernie Sanders why the opera is gonna go the way of Hun and Ninth Street à Lyon.

†

R.I.P.
Slim 🏎️ Borgudd
“Chiquitita” en rfpp .net
¿Por qué’Stan tristes hoy?

Noire… With a Ticket To Ride.

P.S. à la inverse ∴ I begin at the end of Sam Stein’s transmission in Babylon Tú, you son of a bitch! And here is Y, pronounced like them Greeks dew, not like the French eat their grec.

Any how, Benito Blanco at the Bodega, now I know why in Venezia, Los Hombres G, got in a fight with the mafia; god-damn ginny-basterd’s called David Summers, ‘il Brutto’, pero no por feo… si no más bien por Wey!!! You mean to tell me that The Ugly Mexican at the Farmer’s Joe Show on MSNBC didn’t know the roots of the Avocados 🥑 that he eats! BOLOGNA with MAYO at 6 in the morning with Ice-T, Collete! Hop on the bus and call Mí ” Blondie 🤠”… It’s all New York NOIZE!!!

AGUACATES… Agua pasa por mi casa, Kate de mi corazón. Ketchup? Secretary Kerry’s wife would not be filthy rich without Our Tomates.

 

All ghost* notes lead to Ring💍 Starr³… Talking ’bout—Pop Music:

Ringo Starr has long suffered the mockery of the public and musicians. Described as an “average” drummer, Starkey was in the right place at the right time and did not deserve his status as the most famous drummer at  the Préfecture de Police in Paris, France… in the planet…

Édito, pg –03– Nº 201.

 

Entonces, Chiquitita Velasco...

Entonces, Chiquitita Velasco… Ai’ Te va, because by the time that I got to Robespierre (M9) the Le Pen Club de France had already vacated the grounds of La Parole Errante, Juanito Guanavacoa was nowhere in sight, and Osler Amaro was en retard. So I did the only sensible thing in the meantime, Yesterday,  which off-Course was to re-establish a conversation with the ‘Alien lizard” on the wall next to the cantina y con un gato que’staba allí.

 

Il aura fallu près d’un demi-siècle et les louanges à répétition de (many, many great drummers et autres Stewart Copeland at THE POLICE pour qu’il soit réhabilité aux yeux de tous…

Édito, pg –03– Nº 201.

And now, the rest of that story… but FO’ist! It’s another edition of our trademark gig:

 

Adventures in Translation with musical guest The Tremendous Transilien Transliterations

All the fast horses… Transºliteración transcendental follows. En fin, no pasó mucho tiempo entre la opción de quedarme un rato allí en el jardín La Parole Errante o ir a ver qué estaba pasando con Méliès en su jardín just around the corner from Armand Gatti’s place.

… Still to come, A BAND of Horses and a Collection of asses.

And Jen Psaki, it’s OK to be angry, with Bernie. Go ahead, say it loud, The World is heading towards The Age of Oligarchs… BONG 13 revisited, A-Gain 🗣️📣 and A-Gain., Ask Chi–Chi and never mind Wesley Snipes, because the Only BLADES that Öüï dance to is The one from The Harlem salsa orchestra.

Hoy en día, no muchos en el mundo osarian (o se atreverían a) meter en cuestión Quest-ionar el rol CAPITAL de Ringo en El Son de “Cha-Cha—BOOM! » on a CAVE in Liverpool.

Édito, pg –03– Nº 201, by Sébastien Benoits.

🥁

 

All the fast horses.

…

1 de abril — It took you long enough, Congressman Scarborough³

Breaking News_ Paris, FRANCE

https ://balises .bpi .fr /dossier /entre-les-lignes-decrypter-la-presse-papier-et-numerique/

Today in history, Bill Clinton dodged The Draft. At the same time, but in a different latitude, Félix Faure left the window to his office facing la rue GRABIEL, and the rest is what this dude by the name, D’Ancona (Bpi 301.1 DAN) calls “Post-vérité : a guide to follow the age of fake news” ; Plein jour, 2018.

Le Coq Suckers… FOX NEWS pundits can’t resist this trick. Which is why, now that  President Zelenski is getting FIDEL/Che Guevara status, NOW more than EVA’, the man needs someone to test the mistresses for him… I know a guy. TROU fact, here’s the source: https ://www .reddit.com /r /mapporncirclejerk /comments /s7e49b /map_of_countries_where_the_president_died_getting/

Fip Jazz {or} Jzz a Ipf is being brought to you by The Paris Tourism Board.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /F%C3%A9lix_Faure # Death

Musical Guest:
La Pompe
{or} how I learned to love the little gal that Blew a French President to Death.
Inspired by a Trou Story.

Well, you’ve HO’id about “El Llanero Solitario”… it’s not one of those.

Wit a Little help from The Hill.

 

Adapted from “The Midnight Rambler” sessions, in Bucaramanga, Colombia.

In a clear sign of THE END OF THE WORLD {as we know it}, RINGO is joining the STONES GANG. The Devil himself went to Georgia to sign the deal with a Stradivarius Wizard, on some sort of pinball machine.

https ://www .fip .fr /rock /ringo-starr-a-la-batterie-des-rolling-stones

In related news, goD was still unconsolable after the death of her former drummer, which the local press at the CLEMI on Champs-Élysées², claim that Alanis former drummer was the SACRIFICE for RINGO’s blasphemy in the face of all things that are sacred, such as the Beatles “Family” Album, which the French renamed “The White Album”… oh, but off-course they did, those motherfuckers… said, Paul McCartney, who was not available for comment as he was busy selling Snake Oil out of his traveling stagecoach on a movie set next to the WaWa Tower at Hollywood Cemetery… TROU story.

².~ which is temporarily housed inside of a known timepiece peddler just around the MEXICO OCDE cantina

https ://www .alamy .com /a-colombian-brujo-calling-himself-shaman-llanero-performs-a-black-image 61797477.html

³.~ Giving “The Maverick » a voice in your little three-hour show. Naturally, as a slap-on-the wrist consequence, The Morning Mika Show gets an additional hour to vent Cousin Joe’s fake Beatlemania on the Comcast Dime, man! Starting Monday, Willie Geist is going to play 4-hand piano with himself. Willie can do that, because Willie is more human than human, of course.

Intermedio

Musical Chairs with the CLEMI* follows.

But FO’ist! Evita’s Favorite Foreign Correspondent comes to You Live from Elise’s Hot Mess Saloon.

Issy, ladies in Gemini, that’s Evita Perón, Thee—Evita Perón who starred as Madonna in “Desperately Seeking les mocassins à carreaux de Jeff Spicoli“.

Mike Barnicle stars as The Sheriff… spoiler alert, The Deputy was on vacation.

In this episode, the GO’ills from Elise’s saloon and the masseuses-esas of Claire’s Happy Whorehouse in Texas go hunting for the mocassins, hilarity ensues when Representative Jeff “Jeffy-Jeff” Jefferies plays the role of Jeff Spicoli in Congress. Stephanie Ruhle plays the role of the stranger that staffs up the joint with candy canes from the Jersey Shore. It’s APRIL on the SET of “As The Gwar Turns” and if you follow this happy mess then you know that KNOT to Be OUTDONE by HALLOWEEN, the LAMB made it Snow in PARIS, which is why this episode is called:

April in Paris, stupid… it’s the simplicity, Economy!

Over at Peacock Ranch, Chris Jansing just lost her 9am CET slot (the irony of the Jobs Report) and it is for this reason that Chris Jansing is moving to Paris, France. For the occassion, Chris Jansing sent her Marfa ‘red’ Lights demo called, “Hello Kitty I’m Chris Jansing And I Am Riding Into The Sunset…Veux-tu rentrer dans ma bubble?”.

WANTED:

Go DUKE!!! Not you John Wayne, you get to guard The Alamo, make sure OZZY OSBURNE doesn’t piss all over that overrated cumbucket outpost.

Scripps Ranch Foundation dollars

The curse of the bamboozeled blind ‘bama boys

EX tortas POR Status Quo, with Joe Walsh on The Ringo Show

Joe's orbit

Joe’s orbit, yup, his head is that big, it swallows Starrs.

Öüï care less about pigskin ball…
but that’s what Alabama gets for cheering the leading leader of the Corrupt world.
Take mí out to the ball game, period
(and Öüï love purple, Aussi)

...[B]ut at least you got El Paso

…[B]ut at least you got El Paso.:.A8A4C962-831B-4EF0-B2BF-D2517EE5E277•|• hold on to that thought beeCAUSE it will come up in the Admin Court, monsieur Le rédacteur at the 11th Office in Paris; it’s part of the show and Chris Matthews holds the Archives on that sketch; so stick around, and god Bliss the Putins at fort united states.

Hoy no hubo Mo’Joe, but at least there’s always real fútbol.

After the break...

After the break.:.271D8FCF-A098-4A31-ABD5-36B13ED5E20E •|• It’s: “No shit, Sherlock”. STARRing David Ike on the Ancient Aliens Show. Episode Önë: Paul McCartney is a Ram. Really, after midnight every Knight, Paul turns into a RAM and puts people to sleep by cloning his LANA under a mattress, into many many ovejas, as they all sing backing vocals to the tune of “Meh“. Hallie Jackson reports, of course.

Coming up on The Captain Obvious Show:
Like, duh! Who else is The “All–Star Drum” going to record with, Faul McCartHney‽

…deer, John Heilemann, we are not only Broke; we are already dead. We knew this when we [the staff] decided to stand our ground. Enjoy “the circus” and « pay only for what you need ». I hope that your kids (if you have any) are learning Russian, because “Latin” is obsolete.

Anuncio:
It’s Veterans Day
and that means that somewhere
—on every TV—
there is a Donnie Deutsch
“mattress sale”.
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Monsters of Rock… part i: In Search of Shorty

The following must bee read in a Cpl. Walter “Radar” O’Reilly’s bocina abocinada voice.

Attention camp:
You better not cry
You better not put
Eye’s gonna tell you why…

But first, a word from our non–sponsors, “Morning Mika and the blind Alabama Choir boy”:

[Cousin Joe]
— You know, Mika, I fell in love with Dr. Brzezinski, before I fell for your Down jacket look at the Capitol steps.

[Morning “hot Starrbucks” Mika]
— You did! Oh my god!
What was i wearing?

COUSIN JOE
— I remember it like I saw it Yesterday with my eyes wide shut, it was the PineApple jaune, the one that Matches the font on The Beatles “red” album.