Tag Archives: Oliver Taylor Hawkins (1972 – 2022)

The apologist episode — “The only good ‘injun’ is tame”

TRIAL WEST TO FURY

Eye can see, for Miles and for You Tú.

Continuing with our Royal Straight Flush, this is Season ONE; Episode XXI [Century parallel].

TEN♥ Jack♥ Queen♥ King♥ Ace♥… and since this is SIX as opposed to FIVE card stud Eye also has the motherfucking ∴ JOKER ∴

Best synopsis copy/pasta from thee IMdB on The Hollywood Walk of france Musique:

Bret and Bart are Johnny Rebs after the Civil War, and join the Union Army as Indian hunters to avoid going to prison. The brothers arrive in their hometown of Little Bend with big plans. Union soldiers control the town, and the Mavericks go into the saloon.

… hilarity ensues when, WAIT for IT!, Wait!

 

JOE BIDEN’s sister hires the MAVS’ to drive the heard to SANTA FE.

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As An Undocumented Tourist, Eye believes that President (wannabee, pronounced GüaNaBee of Europe) Macron should really consider dropping the role of Prime Minister Neville Chambermaid, before Finland takes over NATO’s Command-and-Control.

A little context: I mean, c’mon MAN!!! The Fins have a motherfucking GO KART TRACK in their underground bunkers below their Metro Tubes. These motherfuckers are the original Bears in the Block, the Whooper Swan in the SONG, and just in case you think that Admiral Stradivarius is done with The Foo Fighters drum beat, the Fins’ national flower is none other than:

THE LILY OF THE VALLEY.

https ://www .discogs .com /release /1652263-Queen-Now-Im-Here

1 de abril — It took you long enough, Congressman Scarborough³

Breaking News_ Paris, FRANCE

https ://balises .bpi .fr /dossier /entre-les-lignes-decrypter-la-presse-papier-et-numerique/

Today in history, Bill Clinton dodged The Draft. At the same time, but in a different latitude, Félix Faure left the window to his office facing la rue GRABIEL, and the rest is what this dude by the name, D’Ancona (Bpi 301.1 DAN) calls “Post-vérité : a guide to follow the age of fake news” ; Plein jour, 2018.

Le Coq Suckers… FOX NEWS pundits can’t resist this trick. Which is why, now that  President Zelenski is getting FIDEL/Che Guevara status, NOW more than EVA’, the man needs someone to test the mistresses for him… I know a guy. TROU fact, here’s the source: https ://www .reddit.com /r /mapporncirclejerk /comments /s7e49b /map_of_countries_where_the_president_died_getting/

Fip Jazz {or} Jzz a Ipf is being brought to you by The Paris Tourism Board.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /F%C3%A9lix_Faure # Death

Musical Guest:
La Pompe
{or} how I learned to love the little gal that Blew a French President to Death.
Inspired by a Trou Story.

Well, you’ve HO’id about “El Llanero Solitario”… it’s not one of those.

Wit a Little help from The Hill.

 

Adapted from “The Midnight Rambler” sessions, in Bucaramanga, Colombia.

In a clear sign of THE END OF THE WORLD {as we know it}, RINGO is joining the STONES GANG. The Devil himself went to Georgia to sign the deal with a Stradivarius Wizard, on some sort of pinball machine.

https ://www .fip .fr /rock /ringo-starr-a-la-batterie-des-rolling-stones

In related news, goD was still unconsolable after the death of her former drummer, which the local press at the CLEMI on Champs-Élysées², claim that Alanis former drummer was the SACRIFICE for RINGO’s blasphemy in the face of all things that are sacred, such as the Beatles “Family” Album, which the French renamed “The White Album”… oh, but off-course they did, those motherfuckers… said, Paul McCartney, who was not available for comment as he was busy selling Snake Oil out of his traveling stagecoach on a movie set next to the WaWa Tower at Hollywood Cemetery… TROU story.

².~ which is temporarily housed inside of a known timepiece peddler just around the MEXICO OCDE cantina

https ://www .alamy .com /a-colombian-brujo-calling-himself-shaman-llanero-performs-a-black-image 61797477.html

³.~ Giving “The Maverick » a voice in your little three-hour show. Naturally, as a slap-on-the wrist consequence, The Morning Mika Show gets an additional hour to vent Cousin Joe’s fake Beatlemania on the Comcast Dime, man! Starting Monday, Willie Geist is going to play 4-hand piano with himself. Willie can do that, because Willie is more human than human, of course.

Intermedio

Musical Chairs with the CLEMI* follows.

But FO’ist! Evita’s Favorite Foreign Correspondent comes to You Live from Elise’s Hot Mess Saloon.

Issy, ladies in Gemini, that’s Evita Perón, Thee—Evita Perón who starred as Madonna in “Desperately Seeking les mocassins à carreaux de Jeff Spicoli“.

Mike Barnicle stars as The Sheriff… spoiler alert, The Deputy was on vacation.

In this episode, the GO’ills from Elise’s saloon and the masseuses-esas of Claire’s Happy Whorehouse in Texas go hunting for the mocassins, hilarity ensues when Representative Jeff “Jeffy-Jeff” Jefferies plays the role of Jeff Spicoli in Congress. Stephanie Ruhle plays the role of the stranger that staffs up the joint with candy canes from the Jersey Shore. It’s APRIL on the SET of “As The Gwar Turns” and if you follow this happy mess then you know that KNOT to Be OUTDONE by HALLOWEEN, the LAMB made it Snow in PARIS, which is why this episode is called:

April in Paris, stupid… it’s the simplicity, Economy!

Over at Peacock Ranch, Chris Jansing just lost her 9am CET slot (the irony of the Jobs Report) and it is for this reason that Chris Jansing is moving to Paris, France. For the occassion, Chris Jansing sent her Marfa ‘red’ Lights demo called, “Hello Kitty I’m Chris Jansing And I Am Riding Into The Sunset…Veux-tu rentrer dans ma bubble?”.

WANTED:

Go DUKE!!! Not you John Wayne, you get to guard The Alamo, make sure OZZY OSBURNE doesn’t piss all over that overrated cumbucket outpost.

Scripps Ranch Foundation dollars

“En ‘solaridad’ con Bohemian Rhapsody

Mr. Taylor¹ is not available for this trip through the TEQUENDAMA Falls, notwithstanding, as Marie Jana makes her way through The Valley Of The Lilly, Mr. Hawkins baguettes were ready to prepare the Pain Perdu for the trip into the place where all who enter, abandon hope… if they don’t have a guide for them Catacombs below la ‘bendita’ Sorbonne.

– In a New York Minute, Mr. Hawkins and Madam Secretary will be walking into The Hotel California

 “I want to be the biggest band in the world,”

🎶 The guilty undertaker sighs… I Want You. (Blonde on blonde).

Taylor Hawkins on the occasion of the FOO’s first Silver Bullet Band Anniversary.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2022/03/25 /arts /music /taylor-hawkins-foo-fighters-dead .html

The road to Bombay…
from The New York Times, without a Guide, but with a lot of Witt… EYE mean, look at the SIZE of them Speakers! WOW!!!

¹.~ Sir Roger Meddows Taylor – Influencer and baguette hustler.

En Colombia, Taylor… sin embargo Vives {and} isn’t, IT!, ironic that, In The End, your Midnight Medicine came in the form of a Jagged Little Pill²?

².~ https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Jagged_Little_Pill

Bienvenida Tijuana.

And in Washington, D.C., The Fed is eating take-out, The Fed’s Wife on the other hand SawwaR in Poland.

YADÁ ⛽

Huit huîtres hutíes para la Mesa de los tres tristes tigres.

Le prix du pétrole augmente après l’attaque contre des installations en Arabie saoudite

YADÁ ⛽

Eh, putooo ⚽ youse such a BooB.

YEDÁ 🕋  🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🚒

BIDEN’s BOMBASTIC BEAST

KURWA in high-fi, dolby surround, digital dts, mono-a-mono and of course,
—IN STEREO

The FO’ist casualty of waR en VARsovia was the sancticty of SOUND, let’s hope that the POLICY of Truth is not at stake {or} as Admiral Stradivarius calls it, a juicy rib-eye in Finland. Indeed, the SIREN overkill of “THE BEAST” on parade was just a little too MEXICAN on the way to see about that DUDA.

— {and} if {and} only if:

— YOUSE is Madame Hidalgo, Anne [one-EACH] then ↓

— ‘insert’ this paragraph on the back of the receipt:

POMP, CIRCUMSTANCE and motorcades are not uncommon in PANAME, except when the visiting party BOMBASTICALLY traverses from one side of town to City Hall (downtown) with half the lot of CADILLAC ESCALADEs in Eastern Europe, Jesus ‘fucking’ Christ! President Biden, what are Ewe! Enrique Peña Nieto celebrating the year of mexikito en farce!!! C’mon, MAN!!! You make Americans look like loud wailing fuckers. NoiZe discipline ESCALADE ONE, NoiZe discipline that BEAST.

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And, Cousin Joe… The inverse to your totalitarian countries TOTAL question is answered by Vicky… Carr

In Paris, France, the Mercury it’s is in the 70’s, Baby, and next to Mí is “Maddie” who tells it like it was 1999.

This is a timed-delayed drum solo

Jump one-hour to PAGE TÚ.

grammarians nazius… named after anal retentive ENG 101 mentors from el Río Nazas {not} from Maggie’s boogeyman.

…

yada…

And in WaWa Land… ASHley PARKer is on top of the Sube y Baja.

yada.