A Le Nerd Skyn Ard’s Exclusive — Ringo joins Lorène de Sus-Abeille

She’s Gone Country. Lorène’s gonna hit the big time, and all she’s gotta do is, —act naturally. But first Öüï takes a walk on the Streets of Bakersfield where a showdown is about to take place.

Black Ringo vS. White Ringo

On the “Rosa’s Cantina” end of the Road is a black “Arena Cattleman” cowboy hat wearing dude and on the opposite end of that Lane is a White wind deflecting Stetson-wearing stranger.

Yo Soy El Golfo d’América and I will bring TP to the good people of Puerto Rico in El Ey — Ewe Say Goodbye and Eye Say Hello.

In related moves, not to be outdone by our AMC Pinto blow-up coverage, the very French began blowing-up vehicular airbags on European cars.

Monsters of Rock… part i: In Search of Shorty

The following must bee read in a Cpl. Walter “Radar” O’Reilly’s bocina abocinada voice.

Attention camp:
You better not cry
You better not put
Eye’s gonna tell you why…

But first, a word from our non–sponsors, “Morning Mika and the blind Alabama Choir boy”:

[Cousin Joe]
— You know, Mika, I fell in love with Dr. Brzezinski, before I fell for your Down jacket look at the Capitol steps.

[Morning “hot Starrbucks” Mika]
— You did! Oh my god!
What was i wearing?

COUSIN JOE
— I remember it like I saw it Yesterday with my eyes wide shut, it was the PineApple jaune, the one that Matches the font on The Beatles “red” album.