Tag Archives: Piss Art — When in Rome

As you were — spics in Cannes follows

 

SPEAK. Ladies in Gemini, if you happen to be one of them Andalucians who go on The Juanito GUANAVACOA Show on the 106.3 de Fréquence ModuLADA de rfpp . net, or perhaps one of them SORBONNE Law School professors who moonlight as wanna-be Punks on the same show, please be advised that what follows is neither a REPETITION, nor a MOTHERFUCKING RANT 🗣️ , with that on your Music Sheets, please bear in mind that ARMAnDO Segovia does not control the Mail that arrives to his domiciliation at la rue des Bourdonnais, we just play the MOTHERFUCKING tune. Enjoy your two RSA checks and I hope that Gil Scott Heron’s alter-ego doesn’t catch up to y’all.

Let’s go Papi Chulo… Let’s look for La Tina in Rome, because R o m a, Roma es Amor. But first, motherfucker, Eye is about to show MEDIAPART and its little “paperboy”; ROLLING STONE (france), Denis Roulleau; and Mr. José Lopes³ at the Direction du bâtiment et de la sécurité at le Service de la sécurité of the Georges Pompidou Centre, “the fleeting, unidentified voices proclaiming [that] “I‘ve been mad for fucking years’ and [that] “there is no dark side of the moon … in fact,” (V&A Publishing 2017, pg.217) allow Mí, gentlemen, to borrow from WATERS “interspread … spoken-word segments” and create for that GainsBourg fellow at the Bpi’s 2nd level “an athmospheric SUB-PLOT », to “The hidden face of the PRISM.”

Live from the San and Reas FAULT, it’s The Great Gig at La Samaritaine.

³~. Lusitano perhaps, but that signe diacritique on the PEPE part of his first name makes him soupçonneusement spic.

“Let‘s dedicate local park to Mussolini* », says-italian minister, according to The Times (not That one!).

https: //www .lemonde .fr /politique /article /2023/04/14 /At the evening of “Current Values*“, Manuel Valls worries about the “civilizational risk” in front of the gratin of the far right

The oldest cliche in Da’book… some might say, is that all Rhodes lead to fascism, or something like that, so to clear the burrata* from Pachanga³ (dijo la changa) we switch, IT!, over to Daniela Piedra-Brava en Viña del Mar to ask her if what Benny Blanco from the Bronx is preaching rings as Trou 🕳️… as a pretentious bell from a French church (in Avignon)… Alésia is standing-by with Alicia (not that one).

Technical Leprechauns 🍀 in Dublin just ate the pissaladière from El Papa, John Lengua Samos reports from la rue de Ravioli.

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Ugly Mexicans follow…

 

In local news:

All discord, no Excuses and most definitely no contemporaneous video-chat leprechauns.

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Over on our twitter feed: no habrá perdon para Powell

Got a problem with D.A.T.?

Collin Powell was Washington’s Dog, so says 5-foot-five inches Charlemagne at MSNBC, General Stradivarius*… or Something like that… and they can say whatever they want about the Good General, at least he was not an Iguana.

*Admiral J. George Stavridis, who was caught quoting General Powell views on canines and in particular, his “friends” at The Capital… look it up, it’s part of The Matrix.

“En 36, si nous avions eu le même matériel, nous aurions écrase FRANCO [in 2016].”

Los Hilos de FILS…
Let Mí tell Ewe how it Will Bee:
the FO’ist thing about the aitch is that LA HACHE es MUDA, just like the Artificial Intelligence of the “ele“, —ese— of Los Hijos de Fils.

Guadalajara, Guadalajara…
https ://www .24-aout-1944 .org /Des-tanks-aux-noms-de…
hueles a puras dunas mojadas…
starring El Hijo de Alejandro Jodorowski and Dhani Harrison

INSTRUCTIONS… walk over to the North-Star Entrance of Perè Lachaise, which as Gambetta knows RUnS parallel with la rue des {Help Mí} Rondeaux and it is perpendicular to la avenue du Perè Lachaise.

@alagraphy… calling ALAgrApHY… Öüï is wondering if your “CHILDREN of The Cloud” are on the same MATRIX (rows and columns) as CLOUD NINE at Père Lachaise?… Eye know that if you take THAT TRIP you will find that to George’s left is a WINGED one and to Harrison’s upper end is ROBIN.

https ://alagraphy .com/

And Cerf-panthère… if you break, IT!… FRANCE buys it. But that is another story (punto y coma). RIGHT NOW you might be wondering what George Harrison has to do with the passing of General Colin Powell, well… let’s start with Nicaragua³ and PUNDITA {≅}… that tune is over on the Rolling Stones channel, and here is the Tangent for the CNRS Advance Systems:

³. Esa Morena Blanca es medio Bri{🇬🇧}TANicara{🇳🇮}Güey~enEN{🇬🇾}se, ese.
≅. https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Olivia_Harrison

  1. “All we are saying,” is give PEAS a chance. And say what you will about General Powell but Eye’s guess is that you rise through a position of power with THE RUMSFELDS that your are assigned and KNOT the Cheneys that come with STINGERS attached.

Dear, David Icke… big fan of “Rowdie” Roddy Piper here

Mermafrodito… context follows, eh:

 

 

No hay fecha que no se llegue.

Esto es un Intermedio avant la Hora Cero Countdown.

Intermedio.

El siguiente segmento es traído hasta usted por cortesía del Grupo 86400 segundos de Alcoholicos Sin  Seudónimos… Grupo Ochenta y Seis Mil Cuatrocientos segundos.

TimeStamp?
…anyone?
TimeStamp, anyone?
Anyone got a TimeStamp?
Any Güan?

Porque, !Señora!
Que no le digan…
las primeras horas en cualquier transformación
son cruciales,
y precisamente, señora:
pa’que no le vayan a contar.

Coming attractions:
SPECTACLES, with Eugene Robinson
on today’s episode
It’s the making of “Boludo”
The making of Boludo…
Starring Donald Trump
as…

… Iissac Spectacles follow.

Boludo: faltan quince para pasar a las 20 horas de tu partida.

PELOTERO A LA BOLAHHHHHHHH!

TimeStamp:20.20 in Central Siren Time.

… and the intermission comes to an end.
Don’t miss next week’s installment of
SPECTACLES.
Episode 2; The making of Boludo,
starring Donald Trump…
Only on C–SPAN del Ocho.
It’s C–Span en Espagnol, bato, —Cleto.

Stay tuned for more Spectacles.

Graves Gréves en paso redoblado — Canela adulterada

“… if you want to Destroy my sweater.”

Hoy es lunes 2 de abril, 2018
… y en Francia hoy y magnana es:
Día de Fiesta Nacional
pero mientras eso se marina en tiempo real, nos vamos con el Prodigy del “Golden Boy”, hasta a Guadalajara.

[Man’s voice
Mr. Larry Merchant, en español]

—Previously, on a “Cinco de Mayo” weekend inside the ring of a Sin City gambling arena:

¡Magazo!… y como decía Roberto Ramírez Garza —a.k.a— “Beto El Boticario”, en: La Carabina de Ambrosio…“Ha llegado la hora cuchi-cuchi, la hora chimengüenchona”… “Ya, ya, ya. La [plebada] quiere ver al Mago”, transar su rubro, o algo así.

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Open Letter para un promotor

Dear, Golden Boy [promotions], or is it Golden Boy ‘productions,’ —at the MGM?

Say it ain’t so, because if el brillo de tu “Canelo” resulta chapeado, then the saddest thing about this most unfortunate piss test, is that “Triple G”, who in the staff’s “Dinner with the Champions” is perhaps the Greatest Prize Fighter since Salvador Sánchez (Q.E.P.D), he had to fight at about 80% of what his natural talent affords him to dole-out inside of the roped square.

We hope that last year’s Cinco de mayo circus maximus —con un soundtrack de música para “buchones”— was not rigged for a draw in order for you to promote a rematch, and thus, deliver an even bigger House Take.

Say it ain’t so, Öscarín, say it aint so.

Regards,

a.s.3

<*/~~~—-{

TimeStamp: “Quinientos Balazos” a las 09h09 de la mañana en morralla de La Europa Central.. ¡Viva Mexico!— Cabrón.

… y al Regresar:

Contrapunto con un Paisano de Saúl “Canelo” Álvarez, Mr. Guillermo del Toro, en La Feria del Libro; Festival de CINE… from where else, but in Guadalajara… Wait for it, wait…

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TimeStamp: 16h20’ish in Rome, with Sarah McKenzie and four guys, meanwhile, it’s Raining in Paris right know… and “I feel fine”.

Piss Art and the trail of la pareidolia de apophenia on a city tour guided by Salma Hayek drinking Ricard in the role of Serendipity. }—-~~~\*> When in Rome, sip on Pastis and Fundador, and then eat a crepa, before heading to Cannes… y si Los Canes Corren Libres, ¿porqué rechingados, nosotros no? eh…

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TimeStamp: 19:h45 con Fania All Stars y La Libertad… y al regresar es Larry Merchant, After dark.

La eñe en forma de barco… segoviaspixes  2018. CopyLeft