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06h23 in CET — A New Mount Olympus Record ⚡

The timing and the cadence

It is now 06h35 and a thirteen-minute thunder show continues to circle the Île -de-France like a battery 🔋 bunny 🐇 on Armstrong juice. Heck, it’s 06h40 and if Zeus doesn’t stop, then that’ll be an interesting Triathlon to have.

Made possible thanks to photo chop.

 

06h23 to 06h50… and one can still hear the thunder heading North.

Any how here’s Fou°Quet, Zalco~Atl in real Stream time, the time was supposed to be 1968, but instead the time-traveling witch-a-magi-Git dropped the tracking device at The Cluny sometime in the Middle Ages on account of the May protests that would darken the tone of The First satellite 📡 COLORED transmission 🛰️ of the Summer Olympic games, in October, because as our Magik Cirkle always lays: de octubre, —tenía que ser. Es cosa del otro jueves.

https ://www .reuters .com /world /us /three-sept-11-suspects-agree-plead-guilty-guantanamo-new-york-times-reports–2024-07-31/

And in Washington, D.C., it’s “that’s what You get for waterboarding, when Ewe (motherfuckers) should have been surfing”… X marks the spot.

MedEvil Mecs y Co.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /nacional /2024/7/31 /torturan-decapitan-un-gato-por-fiesta-patronal-en-guerrero

But seriously, Willie Geist, any monkee can go to Montmartre and use the background to lay the spiel, but can Ewe not only put music to el fondo like Eye does and but also smack one or two dimensions and a flying dinosaur to Katy Kay?

But first, it’s a new telenovela, “Ana Pata de Chancho 🐽 ”

 

Pata de perro no es, the Mexican Minister of SPORTS makes the Mexican Olympic team sell their underwear 🩱 after sex, not a race, in order for the swimmers to PAY THEIR OWN WAY to La Seine. ¡Viva México!

 

And Katty Kay, the gall, Katty Kay. The Gall de France for allowing Kier Simmons to climb up the Dome of my night shack (next to Au Pied de Cochon) at The Bourse de Pinault just to get a snapshot of the top of The Centre Pompidou. The Gall France 🦈 The Gall!

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge — Right Now.

 « Tu donnes, tu reçois », period! 

Indian 🩸 givers. Next time that I feel like donating blood I will just walk in front of a “minorities” lycée in France.

… in 20minutes, it’s another edition of “contigo a la distancia”, any hoot, if I had known how things have would turn out, I would have gone to a Macklemore concert.

In local stabbings, unbeknown to Customs 🛃 officials at the CDG V.I.P. lounge, True Crime is imported from Under a Bridge in Canada, by non other than the current French Prime minister, Grabiel At All.

No puppies were made to wear yoga pants, period!

Synopsis:
A public service announcement moonlights as the first Made-in-France refugee. Any how, Manu Chau, you should know that starting back on April the 4th, the Paris 🩸 donation clinic will no longer be issuing attestations of presence to a Macklemore concert and/or, a Snoop Dogg and Pony Show en Versailles.

Happening —Right Now— at your local hardware store. And in France, the Youth Has Gone Wild.

In local news, Freddy Cats’ cholos re-loaded have come from la banlieue to roost.

… Teenage violence is on the rise and French justice is reaping a Mexican Judge’s decision from 2013 regarding a “tourist-criminal” who may, or may have not been collecting French unemployment from the ancienne Pôle-Emploi. Only on BFM’ER 📺 TV

Colors… via 🛫 Victoria Falls, British Columbia arriving 🛬 to Paris CDG with a time warp featuring the music of Tupac Shakur and Biggy Smalls. It’s 1997 and « The Kids Are Alright », in The Hall.

Attal’s first 100 Theys.

And, Kier Simmons… why would Mika sleep with a wet blanket?

IT’S KNOT TeeVee, it’s HoBO Tee Vee.

Time—delayed bridges {bitches} are coming right up. And Kier Simmons, White really-really goes well with a Jimmy Carter cardigan. And by cardigan Eye means a V-shaped pull. But for the record, Mika looks good in any colored pull, except of course avocado green, nobody likes Avocado HAASS in that mix, which is why Saint Ignatius de los WaPos is in that barn.

But FO’ist! La Place CleMenC’eau along l’Avenue de Général Eisenhower… “[L]ui, Sera Conçu Pour Rester », will answer Carmela Soprano’s question once and fall all, courtesy of Président Prime McCron.

For the record… helicopters are a{n} Ukranian invention USED by Putin in DUBAI 2021, and Kier Simmons knows what RUSTEC is all about, and that’s —of course— the friends of Hundreds of Millions of Dollars, knot Euros, Dollars, pound per pound… spelled like this: £

And Cousin Joe, knowing the kind of cheating country lawyer that you are, here is the back of the book answer: Alfred Picard (Pliego #15³) wanted to have an easy stroll between les Champs-Élysées and the HandiCapables at Napoleon’s Joint. At the time, Cousin Joe… AT THE TIME, Eye tells you Picard was the SUPERINTENDENT of the 1900 Expo in Paris, France. And Mika, you have to correct for the time that it took Captain Picard to conceive of that Bridge. I need an Ale… many, many Ale. The answer of course: THE FUCKN’ SIX!!! It took 6 years from 1894 to 1900 to inaugurate the First Paris Air Show.

³.~But knowing the kind of thight-ass that Willie Geist is… let’s count the Planks… at 100 paces after plank #15 the non-reader will arrive to a Metro entrance with a working toilette, A WORKING TOILETTE, like all of the other outhouses in Paris before 10 am. After 10 am it’s really a gamble to trust a public toilette in Paname. TROU fact.

This is probably the reason why a scroll on this plywood roll chose to follow the Metro bubble lines inscriptions with “La Inscription”:

CE MONUMENT EST CONSACRÉ PAR LA RÉPUBLIQUE à la gloire de l’art francais.

https://www.google.fr/maps/@48.8660954,2.3121349,18z

… for the record, there is a police station between the aforementioned “Inscription” and so as to not look like a fucking lunatic counting planks on the perimeter of the Big Palace, our Paris correspondent, FENSTER the COPY EDITOR counted his paces all the way to FDR next to the 007 garage shop* (Fuck Eye needs an ALE!… and REYNOLD ARNOULD thought that he built the PERFECT CASA DE LA CULTURA (the Beaubourg) but he didn’t, his cafeteria sucks, there is no ale and the place closes before midnight (Plank 26² along the ECO JARDÍN de LA Nouvelle France, next to entrance “C” of the Palace of Discovery, or something like that, has all of the DETAILS.)

*.~ Mourir peut attendre is the first of 4 horse chariots at the Big Ol’palace; it depicts Victoria… that cunt, running over FATHER TIME, which also moonlights as LA MUERTE at the Grand PALAIS in front of Chuck De Gaulle. At the end of that corridor heading WEST (Avenue Gral. Eisenhower) is an ASTON MARTIN dealer, not sure if it’s a spy joint or Knot.

².~ Plank 0 of this strip along the Grand Palais perimeter (direction East) starts with President Sarkozy’s epoch and it SKIPS the circus in front of THE DEUTSCHE EMBASSY (situational positioning coincidence) along AVENUE FDR and skirts the perimeter of Le Palais de La Decouverte, now heading EAST, in the TIME-LINE that concerns this BLOG and THE TALENTS and SKILLS TRIP.

Alfred, let’s call him Captain Picard before there was even an Enterprise conceived of that walk in 1894,

WHY the inventor of LA COPA LIBERTADORES is guarding that bridge is a question that Churchill ask himself every night with a bunch of Tulips in his behind.

Over at Au Pied du Cochon… Carmela diversifies her portfolio

Season 885, Episode ONE {MASS* with The BEATLES… Let It Be³}

Sponsored by The Soggy Bottom Claire’s,
The Official Kiss XX22 Européen Tour
HERE, THERE, and of course EVRY Güera can depend on

Claire’s Soggy Bottom CHONES
so dependable
you can forget about the Rules (la regla).

I’m Still Loving Ewe… True-to-Form CERF-Panthère uses the CODE used by gangsters all over the WORLD del Mundo de LE MONDE to issue the “FRENCH VERSION” of a journalistic FATWA on our blog: il est inutile de douter de tes capacités, d’autres s’en chargent volontiers… exactly WHO are these so-called VOLUNTEERS², Cerf Panthère?

².— Translation of CERF-panthère’s CHANTAGE on page 6 of N° 3671 of 20minutes dot France:

There is no need to doubt your abilities, others will gladly take care of it.

PAS AVANT MIDI

Synopsis: Carmela gets in on the organ trafficking gravy train. Having complete control of the CDG booty headquartered at the Aulnay-sous-Bois corridor, Carmela struck a partnership with the Centre Hospitalier Intercommunal Robert Ballanger {boule de colère}, the “dispensary” as the Au Pied de Cochon gang called it is where la Île-de-France runs conducts its ventilator benchmark trial runs tests (punto y coma) the hospital uses the CLOSEST human genomic DOPPELGÄNGER, Nicolas Cage {PIG} as the, —PARDON la redondance— le COCHON d’Inde.

I’m Sirius! Ask Al Gore.

https:// www .nytimes .com /2021/10/19 /health /kidney-transplant-pig-human .html

“Leave the chitterlings take the pig’s kidney.”

Louka Brassi

³.( Over on our Twitter crutch Mika connects the classic Let It Be cover and bridges the gap with the White Album)

*.¡ Mass will feature the Little Piggies squeeling choir, lead of course, by Father Donnie Deutsch, “Happiness is a Warm Hallelujah… or some mass tragedy like that ».

Previously on, “Ahora Cuéntame Una de Vaqueros”

This film has Knot been rated, yet… Sin Embargo, in an effort to extend our outreach to Cerf-panthère at the 20minutes dot France Fake-Off Editorial Desk, Öüï would like to dismiss the CLAIM that ENRIQUE PEÑA NIETO was not purchasing burritos at the Mexican Taco Shop at Les Halles (Rue de Cinéma, Level -3, 75001… just below Au Pied Du Cochon)… non-readers of 20minutes.fr FAKE-OFF may request the VIDEO FEED from the authorites at The American-Style Mall framing the FEED from FRIDAY, OCTOBER the 8TH.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2021/10/10 /politica /pillan-a-lozoya-en-restaurante-de-las-lomas/

Coincidence??? Ask the Mexican Film Fest organizers to confirm… And here is why(¿NO?): Fake Knews and Knowns relay that the best president that PROmexico ever had was enjoying a French Chimichanga in front of Le Forum des Images, now known as The Westfield MAll Image Forum…Ask “les fibres (not las fiebres) de ARIANNE, that cyber-bitch recorded Mr. Peña Nieto fibers (sans perruche or blonde bombshell from Bruxells).

The WESTFIELD MALL has a 72-hour policy that states that you (any French Citizen, regardless if you are an Indian or not) can review the CLOSED-CIRCUIT SECURITY FEED from any of the comercial areas in the formerly François TRUFFAUT concession stands. TimeStamp to look for the former BERNARDO Gómez gallo is between Noon and Three in the afternoon of Octubre del Ocho, chavo del toro.

Intermezzo avec Les Sopranos… Au Pied de Cochon! Avi Velshi… Au Pied de Cochon§§§

And, Baby Blue… the good people of Southlake should take on the ‘cues’ from Southpark, having stated that… Token* guest stars as the student council president.

Truth and Consequences New Mexico… context follows

* Rep. Hakeem Jefferies (D-NY)

… AS fo’Mí, Avi Velshi has got the right idea and Eye is going to join Öüï at the Saint Estauche Soup Line, let’s PRAY for some breakfast tacos… even though it’s the 16:00 hour in CET, but now that ANGELA said “auf Wiedersehen” and it happens to be the Weekend… Öüï is KNOT on DEADLINE (like the Haitians in Ciudad Acuña, Coahuila) for now.

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In context, y’all heard of BITCHES BREW… it’s KNOT one of Those!
This here is what Rick James would call:

BITCHIN’ LUCK

And as luck would have it, Tiffany’s hair was saved by the so-called OBAMA CARE. And, FIP Sirens, full-disclosure and because you are (all) in on the JOKE (you motherfuckers)… ISSY—y’all know that I am not a doctor, yet!—but I did get royaly fucked by one.

Anyhow, my Saturday Deadline Girl dedicat-r-ed one of her two-hour segments to her struggle with a big ol’ tumor that was causing her to lose that beautiful hair on that latte-skin of her. The ailment is called “fibrosis” or something like that (Eye told you that Mí is not a Doc), yada-yada-yada she was doing the news for free —not getting paid that is— yada, yada, yada, broke and with no medical insurance in THEM United States of the Land of The Free, and then OBAMA CARE was signed into LAW, and Oh Happy Theys! The rest is HER history.

In context, Bitchin’ Luck gave way to The Birth of Cool, or whatever her baby was named after the Tumor on her VIENTRE was extirpated, and Tiff could then procreate.

In conclusion: Tiff was given UNA de DOS SOPAS, extract her reproductive organs (cheapest way in America to fix the pain and excessive menstruation) or remove ($$$) the tumor inside her (moonlighting as PASSENGER in her), which is when OBAMA CARE kicked in. 

Triple Trend This Twitter Tiff… Told you about them T-T’s (Twitter Threads) so don’t go EXTRApolating onthe freaky consequences of this most non-consequential life.

What a way to SEGUE from the Super Freak R. KELLY to R. James… at least your producers kept the theme on the letter R, which happens to be fip . fr radio favorite letter, not because of the universality of the 18th letter in the alphabet, but because fip . fr supports RAPE and MURDER… fip prefers the ROLLING STONES from THE BEATLES, but i am sure that Öüï Can Work, IT!, Out.

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After the break it’s another EdItOn of The Rachel Maddow Rock and Roll Circus. In this EpIsOde, Öüï time travels to the Year Nineteen Hundred and Eight (2008) to bring you the story of how Eye Met your Mother… and, REVEREND AL, If EWE is IN on The JOKE, then you’ll know why this, OF ALL of the posts on this here motherfucking WordPress© Blog is sponsored by VANIA.

“I’m Rick James—BITCH!!! ».

God Bless The Queen – Six Hours

Told y’all there would be a Swan Song and some horizontal hypercubing…

Ladies in Gemini, the staff of what used to moonlight as “a most non-consequential blog” is happy to announce that I am Sí–Rius, and Colin Jost is Not.

IT IS WEEKEND EDITION, in•DEED, Colin, and Eye Can See For Miles and Miles!

Just Like 🇬🇧, said the WHO?

—19h five Hours until After Midnight, meanwhile in London, those fuckers are an hour behind! Someone please relay to Boris that if he doesn’t Ketch-up! Madness is going to SetTLE in and Boris will not be able to eat his fucking pudding.

— 20h Fou’ Hours to go and Öüï has to go. Eye is Sí-Rius, the mall guards want to go home, jeez-whizz, those fucking shoppers.

Still to come, the Nine o’Clock hour in CET, 20h in Meangrinch Time

Now, Mesdames y Missouri, just wait ’till y’all hear with your lying eyes how the WINGS episode was produced, of course, without the camera footage it would be like trying to explain how Kate made it into a Tears For Fear video, eh?

Until then, enjoy another angle of “The Situation”, this particular one is the launchpad angle at the Letter S, ese (punto y coma) please be aware of the way that our infra-heat-seeking device registers the effect that blue has on gold when cinnamon is mixed into the Scene.

The 11th Hour follows, but i know nothing about that, except for one thing Mr. Wonderwall… check it out, Johanne, you probably think that this (particular portion of the trip) is about you, Sin Embargo, the palm trees that flank La Rue du Cinema, which connects the recently re-branded Forum at Les Halles-es underground rotunda with the just power-washed AGRO Bourse de los Medici’s, will cue-you in to what remains of the observatory at the Hôtel de Soissons, WHICH should Clou–You–In to the fact that we select neither las ancas del caballito negro en el Carrusel de Hidalgo, ni la columna a la salida del nivel –3 de la ya muy mencionada Porte du Louvre (Paris Centre).

https://www.pariszigzag.fr/paris-au-quotidien/des-inscriptions-historiques-retrouvees-dans-la-colonne-medicis

If you get lost just ask the piggly-wiggly host and/or bouncer smacked between San Eustaquio and Salma Hayek’s husband new monopoly®️architectural token for directions.

🎵🗣 What’s The Story Morning Glory .:. 24751C35-2D1D-4E9F-962D-55513078617E 🇬🇧

Happy New Year.