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Hey, let’s go al PMU 🐎⚽🃏

What in the world is Paul McCartney doing to They?

Nailed The Lunula On That Matrix, oeN 💅

— Who cares, let’s go to Mexico.

Eye dig news… don’t mind the 🍏 maggots—bite The Big 🍎 Apple.

But, comme d’habitude, SINatRA begins in Washington, where Nicole Wallace is having her own Saturday Night Massacre at the U.S. Justice Department and the U.S. Marshalls they don’t care because in the newest continent of Em# all, it’s the return of The Black Shirts and the motherfuckers are all wearing WHITE in Shining armor, and if you know who “Johnny” is, then sit back and enjoy 50 years of National Lampoon’s orchestrated by a tyrannical Jew who prefers to be called LORD, —rather than Sir.

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I’m Sirius, and you’re Knot.

 

Oh lawdy lawd! Excellent choice Ms. Gay

Note to Eddie Gloude II:

Pennies From Heaven or how I made an early start making sure not to be late and been UP so long it ALL looks DOWN to Mí… You’re gonna like the way you look in the morning from The Night Before.

 

For today’s segment context, Peofessor at Princeton, Eddie (son of) Gloude is on political hiatus, who can blame him, the Department of Defense just turned back the clock to Tuskegee Airmen times. In the meanwhile, as New Jersey succumbs to A.I., Professor Gloude is going to…

Nigga’ Plz… The Freedom of ’76 has already been WEENed out, ask that bald guy from L.A. (now from Brooklyn) so piss up a rope, if you can’t guess the Track.

I’m Still Here, AUSSIE. Eight Days A Week.

Play ball! Let the Filipino boy enter the Diamond and let The Catcher eat cake. For the record, “yesterday’s” section in Translation and Interpretation featured a false friend that moonlights… as a calc, —Aussie! As a CALC!!!

It’s True History and Grocery Shoping and for that you have to break down “los mandados”, as in:

El güey que le hace los mandados a Trump, Pete Hegseth.

Introduction to Venn Diagrams 101 or how Donald Trump got punked by a stonger child next to the Resolution Chop-block.

 

Yes, Terry, but it takes tú, to polka. I reckon that the last time that Uncle Sam sent aeroplanos to La Sierra Madre, Bob Dylan’s gramPaw was taking over The Watchtower with Pancho Villa and… Eek-a-Mouse was eating burritos con El Centauro en Tijuana on his way to I-95. Look it up, it’s the soundtrack to Bullfight Tickets to “the shady side”.

Or, you could just catch a Paul McCartney dive concert for $50 quids at Hell’s Kitchen but, Mara Gay, you better hurry ‘cus it’s going FAST.

For sure, Mika. For sure. The Superbowl and groceries

Any how 🪶 Mara Gay, did you know that a carrot’s original pulp (it’s color) was a purple-ish blend? Look it up Mara Gay before your last name goes the way that the Carrot went : 🟠

The güey of las groserías* de Donald Trump brags about nothing.

that’s how the carrot went, braggin’, —just like a fucking newbie. And mister secretary, could you just look a little more like a fucking used car salesman on a Trailer 🇨🇦 Park Boys sketch? Jesus fucking Christ, mister secretary.

https ://www .washingtonexaminer .com /policy /defense /pete-hegseth-fort-bragg-more-military-bases-renamed/

BRAGG about this, mister Secretary: Old Garras Stripes and the Eagle sitting on Top of The IRON CROSS in New Orleans after The Super Tupperware, or something like that.

PS, did you do something to your mic, or is that just the way your lapels give your mane Wings? It kind ya’ turns your bust into a Flying V Jackson. I don’t know what Elizabeth Warren’s “garras” are all about.

https://www.garrasla.com = garras is a spanish phrase, as in “tienes muchas garras en tu cajuela muchacha”

Back on Earth that’s all you read about, all the Evidence destroyed!

…

… Maps and legends mark the firewalls
We the lost abandoned saviors
We shall sustain the forbidden zone, the FOR BIDEN world.

… [W]here evolution’s 🧬  yet to show

Forbidden zone blasting into outer space 🚀

The planet of the apes 🦧 evolution’s one hero

And no, Willie Geist, No! No Öüï is Knot going to talk about sex, no. Eye wants to touch the False Friends in translation. Mí wants to twist the noise from the Signal, now eat a Carrot 🥕 with Jen Psaki as We, the people, learn why DENMARK is interested in purchasing the entire State of California and not Manhattan… the Department of Justice in those memos reveal that The Big Apple is full of maggots.

But first!
Katty Kay was not going to have any of Adeline de BFM affront’s on a segment Öüï likes to call, “Who Wore The Comrade Garb Best”, but for the record, that look is measured after Kasie Hunt’s Revolutionary days on Way Too Early back in the “good days” of guardrails.

Home and a güey… and Richard Haass, if you recall, this face of The A.I. World’s Fair used to be decorated with Nazi memories mirroring the German Embassy next to the 9-11 chalet on the Rond Pont Théâtre there.

 

Note to the Extinct Department of Education, effective immediately, SPOON UNIVERSITY credits are accepted at all Trump Universities east from El Paso, including that weird town in The Austin City LIMITS.

Anything WEST of Santa Teresa’s Race Track remains on a no-curve grade point average system. And Jen Psaki, “she’ll like IT!, too ».

Dunk on this, The Ross Sorkin Conspiracy

“Ambition for Envy and, tolérance for hate,” it’s 1994 and Lollapalooza is at The Gorge in George. Over at the White House Correspondents Dinner 🍽️… It’s Black Jesus Mary Christ, —a nig… 🤠 The Comediante es una negra!

Sell Mí a jumpsuit and call Matt in the Morning. Now, before PEARL STAIN³ fully relinquishes the LAW in them United States in América, to Donald Musk and Elon Trump, “Ewe must remember this”, Katty Kay:

We don’t need peacocks, Öüï kneads FOXes-ese just like old Abe’s GOD needed that Eve.

I’m with Don Q, motherfucker! Fuck you and Paul Revere, Reverend A.I.!

The Sheriff is In Prison… and all that jazz.

The next time you see Armand, —Ewe better run. I’m Fucking Matt Damon and Armageddon was a stupid project.

Queridos, Amigos de México en Francia; Movimiento YS-132 “Academicos”; Frente Amplio de Izquierda (mexicana) morena–francia; y por supuesto, Javier Sicilia y La Guadalupana de La Madeleine (2011-2015) y JOHN MILL ACKERMAN:

🎶🎶🎶 And in The End, the “cuartel” you get is equal to, LA GRILLA* YOU MAKE❤️‍🔥

*~. Look it up, Katty Kay, look it up. You of all Rosbifs has all of the THYME wealth to look that up.

³~. It’s pronounced STEEN, as in Frankenstein, not STAIN as in Monica’s stained dress 👗.

I’m So Tired (Re-mastered 2025) featuring Sir Walter Raleigh

Eye gives Ewe Évry Thing Eye Gots’ you stupid git‘… Art. Three 🪙 Branches ⚖️ my Ass 📜.

Black History Month – The White Album of a Slave Trader.

Deer, Jean~Luc Mélenchon(y)… i told your stupid Ass YESTERDAY that it was all aBout ‘la Unión’ but you went [instead] with John Mill Ackerman and Maria Angelina “calladita te ves más bonita” Jolie on The Susana 🧜‍♀️ PubEda cinito en fip 🖨️ 🚬

Just a little piece of mind … small fry.

 

Didn’t Ewe, J~L?. Didn’t Ewe? … motherfucker.

Any 🦉 hoot, Jean~Luc, what follows is a Shout-OUT to “Las Aves de Paso” at the IHEAL en face a SciencesPo-poo.

Hey there Adelina de BFM… Here Comes The Sun.

Ah, !es cena! en El Sena.

Sin Celery,
Sexy Mexican Made
Hot Chili Peppers on EMI in ’89

MSNBC Afterhours… only on HoBo TV

The Cable Guide:

Premium Packkkage Customers only 🇸🇦 payable in Salvadoran Crypto Cunts.

On Al Arabiya, the Saudi State owned programming chain, an exclusive with Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin. The interview focuses on the Governess casting couch call for a post in the Trump 2.0 Administration, the free-for-all exchange will include a behind the scenes analysis by Sam Stein recapitulating Palin’s casting couch 🛋️ interviews throughout the years starting with the MSNBC Deadline Classic, “Who’s Nailin’ Palin”.

All Along The Pompidou Watch-Torre with Evita Pundita.

Over on the Peacocks, “Mika’s Confessions” features a controversial « Who Wore It Best, Chapeau! ». The segment includes a tête à tête entre Bob Dylan’s ‘classic Cordobés” and Melania Trump’s ‘Third Reich Nostalgia Funeral hat’.

Page 100, The Social Contract… narrated by Merrick Garland

Now pay attention, Alicia Menendez, Jean-Jacques Rousseau will not pity the fool who pays KNOT attention.

On the other hand, as the growth of the State gives the depositaries of the public authority more temptations and opportunities of abusing their power, the greater the??? Anyone? Senator Schiff in Sequoia Land?

Super Beta Alphabet and an abacus 🧮 to keep count.

… the greater —the greater the force with which the government ought to be endowed for keeping the people in hand, THE GREATER TOO SHOULD BE THE FORCE AT THE DISPOSAL of Donald Trump for keeping the government in hand. (Rousseau speaks) not of absolute force, but of relative force of the different parts of the State.

Here’s Rousseau tricky jive, Alicia Menendez, pay attention now… there’s not going to be a final exam but you will be expected to show Your Work.

My name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman

Eye 💊  approves 💊  this message, and Jack Smith failed. It sucks, doesn’t it? It sucks when a government takes your investigation away, ain’t it, Nicolle Wallace? Ain’t it, pundit, ain’t it? Take the yellow/fuchsia pill. 

Fact:

Eye knows grocery store security guards turned transportation security agents with a cleaner record than Pete Hegseth who had the F.B.I. go through their lives with a gooped-up hair comb.

Ironically, Pete Hegseth’s security check from the F.B.I. was confected with an afro comb 🪮, needles to point, the gaps between the wide-tooth comb finished gooped-up anyhow, but that’s only because Hegseth is a slime candidate for the post in question at the Pentagon.

Fact:

No sir, you must be Dumber than dumb Ace Ventura, this is not who The 🇺🇸 in América is, as you sir say, “now”. It’s been like now since January of 1980. It’s just that you have never noticed until THE RACHEL MADOW SHOW announced her new Medicine 💊 Show.

 

Fact:

It’s the cruelty. The cruelty is the point. The cruelty of preventing F.B.I. agents the opportunity to profit from all of the sea and turf buffets at strip joints around the country, on the government’s per-diem, where Pete Hegseth impregnated a working single-mother of two, soon to be three lovely kids..

Porcine Sweat from a fox news guy.

 

Fact:

The United States in La Murica Chicaneada is under attack. Her bodily fluids are being sold in the Amazon market through Facebook and all of a sudden Tic Toc are the good guys.

¡Ay fip! Ya no me quieras tanto³

 PSA:
Luigi Mangione is not a terrorist,
Luigi Mangione is a REVOLUTIONARY Citizen.
Elon Musk on the other hand,
Elon Musk is an Economic Hitman, or as Henry Kissinger would call him:
peanut butter on jelly and gravy
sandwiched by two (each)
Solid Gold Bars from Fort Knox, Kentucky.

Blues Skies, nothing but blue sky.

³~. … [I]n other words, no insistas Susana Pubeda, especially in Miramar. What are you Musk-et-Tears? Next thing Ewe, knows… Kaiser Mexikos is going to send a délégation to Mar-a-Lago.

Deer, Chris Matthews, Sen. Bernie Sanders at The Burlington Coat Factory says hello. He wishes the Double-Dippers in the Federal Government a happy holidays shutdown.

Previously on, “Jim Vandehei goes and fucks himself, along with U.S. media and the VOA”, president Apartheid–a–Lago just shut down the bastion of Western Democracy and the former leader of the so-called Free World.

Apartheid Buys The White House, Capitol Hill, and even the Supremes.

As the United States of America begins to turn it’s ugly head (out of her asshole) Joe Scarborough and his trophy co-worker are already eating caviar and drinking mimosas somewhere in the South of France, or along the Roman Sea on the Adriatic Sector of Trieste. What a way to spend all of that Democratic Political Action Committies advertising revenue from the 2024 General Election.

Over at The New Republic, Michael Tomaski blames FOX News for the collapse of civic engagement in AMERICA without, I SAY AGAIN, without blaming the Vanity Fair, Huffington-Beast on The Atlantic and it’s Bulwark on Way Too Early, tv.

To translate this for Symone Sanders, Michael Tomaski just described Henry Kissinger’s moudus operandi around his life and NEW YORK TIMES.

The cherry on top, Jeremy Peters from the aforementioned The NYT sports a bum’s beard. The new look, well the new look on Peters is like Sanka spread over a Starbucks latte on the Reverend Al plate.