Category Archives: En primera plana

Archivo de enclaves.

Los Amigos de Trump at The Sands

Re-kindled Opium, thanks Marco Rubio! And in Washington, the National Intelligence director is now supervising the “curation” of VOTERS rolls in Georgia, you know, just like in the movies where Captain America installs Pinochet in Chile.

 

Clemenceau is a fag, and Marseille is a farce, the first motivated Hitler to quit his dreams of becoming the Austrian version of De LaCroix and instead persue a desire to take over the world, while the second is just a mandatory motto because, Issy-c’est-Paris.

Les Arabs d’Aboard and a Nazi jew. Uso Justo de todos los medios.

https ://elpais .com /2026-01-29 /el-regreso-del-fascismo

It ain’t over until the Fat Man trims his beard in Seville.

No insistas, Parole-parole… Actions speak louder than billboard’s words, —word! — Also, fair use of canal + Figaro.

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“Whatcha’ talking about”, Willie Geist

In local news (up) from San Antone’ it’s, “American-born” pundit, Willie Geist, and Frenchman Victor Wembanyama in Theys of Our Lives.

Cold opening where the topic is Minneapolis, Minnesota, under ICE.

https ://www .lequipe .fr /Actualites /Wembanyama-sur-la-situation-a-minneapolis-fou-de-laisser-entendre-que-le-meurtre-de-civils-puisse-etre-acceptable/

Question:

Ya’… what he said… and if you’ve ever been to Olympiades, like Eye has… je, je, then you know that the CAF is just a shot away.

 

— Does fear of the consequences play a role in your réticence, in the fact that some people living in the United States today hesitate to speak out when they witness injustice?

Answer:

It wouldn’t work… “The French Connection” it’s been done before.

— Of course (fo’ $hure). It’s terrible. I know I’m a foreigner. And I live in this country, so yes, I’m worried.

El Día de La Best•I.A.

Inteligencia Artificial :

You know, soon-to-be, citizen Bobino, President Trump can’t pardon your sorry-ass from a State conviction for crimes against humanity. Shame on you, your family, and that rag adorning the background of the New Gestapo podium.

Take That, motherfucker… por el mero centro

Australia is the enemy… in Washington, Gregory Bovino, the Gestapo-style thug sent to Minnesota by the Trump Administration to point-blank shoot mother in the head and massacre nurses in plain sight has been removed from his killing spree post. In that process, “captain” Bovino also had his Sam Brown cross-sholder belt STRIPPED from his Border Patrol uniform, and replaced with a pink strap in remembrance for the lives that his posse of masked cowards took from Minneapolis.

Em# Bovi•na-do hasta El Centro, por culero.

Fuck Ewe, Robbie Williams.

Get Back, try some horizontal exercises you bum…

I am an antichrist and I am an anarchist.

 

Pero sí, Luc Frelon, Jesus Built My Hot Rod ; all it needs now is “Just One Fix”.

I tell you what though, Peter Thiel ain’t no David ⚽ Icke. The reptilian series and Icke’s classic, “Saturn is not what you think it is”, are just as entertaining as Rosecrans Baldwin’s “Paris I love you but you’re bringing me down”. Peter Thiel spiel about the antichrist is “pedestrian” at best, David Icke might say.

https ://youtu .be /peter-thiel-on-ancient-prophecies-and-modern-technolgies

Take That, Robbie Willians³, take that Ewe fool : Fabuloso Cadillac — Lobo-hombre en Paris.

³~. Sorry if i misspelled your name.

Issy-Alix-Dauge, it’s times like this when Eye just doesn’t understand music, post-millenial Brit-pop in specific, what with their rosbifiness* and dance moves like the ones that Jagger appropriated from Ike’s better-halve, Tina, they just send me off in a new direction, knot that One where Style(s) is at, and Liam and Noel : Fuchs Ewe Two.

Lies, lies, and nuttin’ but lies : the shocking truth!

 

https ://sfstandard .com /2025/09/23 /spilled-peter-thiel-s-antichrist-secrets-now-s-banned-lectures

Les Clochards d’Abord

“Solo un tonto diría eso.”

Talking ’bout a World that Get’s replaced.

 

And then, Mélenchon learned how to troll. It’s not silly 🪿 considering that like his “toxic twin” in México, the son-of-a-bitch always (like the purest and most 🧐 dignified 🤨“PROSÉLITOS” of morena-francia) played the sanctimonious politician who ripped his clothes off on stage to point the finger at anyone standing to his right, including the Parti Socialistas y los pinches comunistas, so… good for Ewe, Jean-Luc, good for you, now go get your “guayabera” from Andrés Manuel López Obrador

Now that’s just fun…Ki. and if Ewe knows who “El Ecoloco” is, then youse good with Mimoso RATÓN.

 

“And now,” Catherine, as Paul Harvey would say :

the rest of the story³

³~. Jump to mañana

Eye ho’id it was Ewe — Let’s get some tacos

Love Cats

 

Like Öüï said, “night and day”

And right about now, if you are not reading this blog, you might be wondering why the editorial staff of this most non-consequential blog is flashing y’all with our very own meal card, well, that’s becuase the Municipal Race is about to get started and, should the current Minister of Culture, Rachida Dati, get elected to City Hall, this might be one of the last months that Öüï get one of those cards issued to us.

https ://www .revolutionpermanente .fr /As-soon-as-someone-moves-in-we-will-remove-them-immediatly—Rachida-Dati-veut-lancer-une-chasse-aux-sans-abris

Hoy no hubo jazz.

And Catherine, it’s not hyporbole, heck youse the one that welcomed MoDem  to the place where Évrybody knows your name (la bagagerie) in 2024, now, in 2026 MoDem is wearing the “trash collector’s” uniform and going around homeless campsites (la mano-en-la-mano) with Minister Dati. To be fair, we lost track of Assembly woman Maud Gatel but it’s going to be interesting to see how the race develops, considering that Minister Dati wants to erradicate people like me from Ariel Weil’s, Paris Centre, and the other 16 arrondissements aussi(e).

https ://actu .fr /ile-de-france /paris_75056 /genocidaire-vs-antisemite-sophia-chikirou-et-ariel-weil-a-couteaux-tires-pour-les-municipales-a-paris

Now, the way things are going, the Parti socialiste is going to crucify Mí (no pun intended 🇮🇱 ) and, the La France Insoumise is pretty much the home of Georgina Moreno and the whole of morena-francia in the block of Mélenchon, so 🔥 damned if Ewe do—damned if Jew don’t.

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Amarillo -no- me pongo — Frigid Nipples on your GWAR chest

Entonces pues:

Cutline follows, on my way to the best Resto en París.

Öüï switch it over to Cotton Hall in that Old West Texas School of Minas en El Chuco³.

³~. El Paso, Texas. University of Texas at El Paso, Cotton Memorial houses the Department of Communication and, coincidentally El Paso’s chapter of the National Public Radio, one of the barometers that measures the weather at Camp East Montana, casi esquina with the United States Army Sergeants Major Academy at Fort Bliss.

Senos gélidos — Coma~Caca and $nort Some Coke™️

Got 🐑 laine?

Any 🦉 hoot Catherine, it’s right about the 11th Hour in París ; in Hilo, Hawaii, minus the disregard for Daylight Saving Times : it’s Requiem pour un Hijo’Eputa.

Pass the pepper sergeant, keep the salt

Inter~mission 🌬️

 

Jump to page two :

Only a fool would say that

Amarillo -no- me pongo, amarillo -es- mi color

Donc, that’s a French conjugation and it Stands for, among other synonyms :

Some boobies to hold — Queen.

 

en conséquence

o como dicen en Minneapolis, USA, “therefore, so, hence, thus, but and, —then“.

With that in mind Catherine, i (armando segovia) loop back to my promise to send you (later on within the next 36 hours) an entry of this most non-consequential blog as it touches on tangents that your colleague Dr. Marie-A Schiltz adaptation project set as a precedent when it comes to a thing that Spaniards in Spain call “la memoria”.

I’m telling Ewe… Amarillo (and not just by morning) es mi color (punto y coma) soir aussi(e).

For the record, Roger Peréz asked of Mí to please stop referencing him on this mémoire, so as the professional stringer-of-news that Eye used to be, Öüï’s going to honor his request and instead Catherine, allow the staff of asegovia3 (WordPress™) to set you up as the historical marker in a brave new MUNICIPAL ELECTION year in París.

Ladies in Gemini… con ustedes desde el retiro en La Francia : Allegretto grazïoso.

 

Now, in ACAPULCO… 🐐in Acapulco is no time for siesta, but more on that when the Spagnolos wake up from their siesta on that train.

And, Catherine à la bagagerie, you madam might be wondering what Pierre Richard is doing on this segment dedicated to Las Moras del velo de la veladora perpetua, but Évry body knows that Depardieu is a fucking cochon, his whole humanity not just son pied.

Francamente – la moral es un árbol que da moras

 

Now, Catherine, this being a blog about Mexico, you must remember this, that in Spanish “las moras” grow out of a tree that Öüï calls “la moral” and so, Pierre Richard joins the plane in the role of La Secante, c’est a dire, a line that cuts a LINE (perhaps cocaine), a PLANE (for transportation), or a Volume (which is a lot when it comes to Depardieu).

You don’t know Jack… it’s the SPECTACLE of a Simple Man

Together 🌬️

And if your name is Claire McCaskill here’s what’s happening on the Ana Cabrona page, Chris Jansing is obviously stoned, period (cheap sunglasses go here).

Drive like Hunt or Senna, must take the wheel from oval-riding bootleg Criminals on the Republican tracks.

Any hoot, Jackie Alemany “what Öüï got here” are Congressional Republicans taking the wheel of a Super Car and the motherfucking Special Counsel (Jack Smith) behaving like the mechanic who can’t counter against gas-huffing lead-footed rednecks who have no idea how to handle a shift stick going at Spanish Trains Speeds (before the Córdoba tragedy) on an F1 track.

🏍️ Hockenheim is for newbies 🏎️

 

For the record, F1 drivers today are a bunch of pussies compared to the 1970’s and 1980’s drivers at the Nürburgring.

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… over at the fip circuit, Marjolena is cutting a snitch into The Pitt’s! The Pitt’s, Matthew — Ewe fucking fag 🔧