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Homenaje a Joe Biden… Spectacles

Speak softly and wear cheap sunglasses

Spectacles. €35 at the door, cheaper if you purchase your FITUR ticket online, just like with SHEIN in Paris.

 

Nice tangents en Michoacán vía Andalucía’s tracks, by-the-way, que oportunas las máscaras de los viejitos d’ese mismo estado mexicano en la Fería del Turismo en Andalucía*, nothing short of perfect timing to stand in solidarity with what is starting to look as like a clear cut shabby-ass maintenance 👨🏼‍🔧 procuration 👨🏼‍🏭 on the choo-choo 🚆 tracks on one hand and, plain-candid negligence on the wall that guillotined a second train in Catalunya.

All The Tracks that Fit… it’s a Wonder what corrugated tree pulp can be used for… right back at you Susana Poveda, right back at you, deer.

 

And then there’s the weather, an important factor on the third derailment in Spain, that one may could be blamed it on Divine Intervention because it seems that nothing major resulted from the mud on those tracks 🚧.

Contratiempos y malas suertes, cualquier parecido con el tren del Istmo en AMLOlandia es pura chingada coincidencia, la gestión nunca está en el error, y las tragedias siempre son buenas para la televisión o YouTube™️.

 

Hoy no hubo noticias, because as Laura Gómez relays from Madrid, “Everybody knew!”, and that’s not news, that’s ENTERTAINMENT, Ewe lovefool Ewe.

Ladies in Gemini : la secante del seno tangente

Nevermind the cosine, it’s a cousin of the radius and Öüï’s not from Alabama.

Tu viens, Marjolaine ?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club – jazz a fip /le-subtile-duo-miral-embrasse-le-monde

Damas en caballeros, hoy no hubo jazz, fip has been taken over by a Syrian faction on the French touch and it’s sounding a lot like Kashmir with what appears finger-picking-strings attached.

And Zeppelin goes here.

 

🎶 Squeeze my lemons
’till the Tangent touches my balls

In local news, the rupture has begun, the soft parade is coming to an end, the post WWII so-called “American century” is begining to collapse, what comes next is a dystopian series on any given streaming service.

Masiosare rising : insert “niños héroes” here.

 

Masiosare, for the un-initiated, is the boogyman-element in the 🇲🇽 Mexican National Anthem, the motherfucker (Masiosare) usually manifests in human form as the 🇺🇲 U.S. or 🇫🇷 French Ambassador, but the son-of-a-bitch has also showed up with a stiff-upper-lipped 🇬🇧 Rosbif mug or, in Telegram form as a motherfucking 🇩🇪 Kraut.

On the menu, “Chorizo verde de Toluca”, Hércules favorite when traveling in El Estado de México.

All those years Ago… heck, i do seem to reckon that Rachel Maddow tried it and liked it when she went to Toluca to collect the nuclear gadgets that Obama didn’t want to fall into the wrong Cabrones en El Zacazonapan.

https ://milenio .digital .com /chorizo-de-toluca-que-obama-no-pudo-probar-tal-vez-lo-pruebe-trump

 

🎶 Here they come, the beautiful ones (Da’ Voz)

He’s high on Diesel ⛽

The Beautiful Ones — Psycho-beat drum machine

 

Got milk?

Deer President Macron, that, motherfucker, is what you get for allowing mister Trump to shit on the reopening of Notre Dame de Paris (km 0), sorry about your eyesore 🕶️ but you deserve the Trump tantrum because you dealt with a fucking man-child.

Idiocracy in motion

Release the Donald Trump underage sex files.

Look here, mister Macron, return the remaining THREE YEARS of my Talents and Skills Visa and i will take care of Trump and his boot lickers, motherfucker, return my visa and you will see.

Give me back my wings… i don’t even want to be French, just give me back my visa and see Magick happen before those cool-ass sunglasses on your face 😈… of course, mister Macron, Eye will need an assistant so please give Marjolaine Kalten-Portenbach a leave-of-abscence from fip and get l’Impératrice to cover for her (again) Eye guarantees that your sorry-ass is going to like the way France looks when Öüï is done with Trump.

🚂 … so it goes” — Córdoba

With All Due Respect.

Efeméride de hoy.

 

In Spain, all rails point to the soldering of one of the  tracks and, coincidentally to the fucking timing of a separate parallel train.

🎶 🚂 Trouble ahead
A lady in red
Take my advice
You’d be better off dead

En todas partes se tuercen trenes.

Switchman sleeping
Train hundred and two is
On the wrong track
And headed for you 🚞

From the Mexican daily, La Jornada :

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/01/18 /mundo /descarrilamiento-de-tren-en-cordoba-deja-varios-heridos-y-suspende-la-alta-velocidad-entre-madrid-y-andalucia

One of the deceased was the driver conductor of the second train.

The spirit of Casey Jones was re-ignited by cars 6, 7, and EIGHT of an Italian choo-choo 🚆 company operating en las vías férreas de Augusto en la vieja Hispania after the Italian Iryo coaches invaded the tracks of an on-coming Renfe train on its way towards Huelva.

 

And Jackie Alemany… put your boobs back in your shirt

In the midnight hour…

PSA : Stay High (motherfuckers).

 

I (personally) can’t wait ’till MACRON legalizes pot, and then, well and then see Caro plants some weed.

I’m Sirius, Jacqueline, and youse Knot.

 

So, someone please get the Secretary of War at the Deparment of Defense the Ellen DeGeneres Wrinkle Shit on tv… the son-of-a-bitch is going to look like his sorry-ass is out of shape.

Any how Öüi’s touching on the TANGENTES via las SECANTES so stick around and for those who want to square the circle, Eye is going to squeeze the triangle from the round-up.

Como un pez in Caro’s Garden en Issy-³

³~. les—Moulineaux

Caro’s Garden sans Réseaux pero con burbujas d’Amor por donde quiera 🐠

 

Musical guest :

Mimoso Ratón en tiempos de Guerra²

Jesus owes Mí five bucks, but that nigger sure as hell built my Hot Rod (Psalm 69), according to Ministry.

 

²~. Juan Luis …

And now, Ewe Daft Punk motherfucker 🫰🏼 Dew Yer’homework

Bad Girls in specific must show tits… 🥴 er, Öüï means “your work” for that homework assignment on the fip culte de la depravity.

 

As Eye was ex-plaining, Around The World, the United States of America’s passeport currently holds about the same Volume 🎚️ and weight of a Nobel prize ; regardless of the category that the Dynamite™️ bestowment rewards.

Bon appétit, cheaper than an African replica of the Eiffel Tower at Dee 🎶 Trocadéro

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/21 /la-puerta-abierta/

But never mind The Cake, it comes in layers, but Eyes reckons, Jackeline Alemany, that you were knot, Eye repeats, Ewe Were Not, paying attention to the little brown boy looking out of the field of dreams in that cornfield de Apple™️ back in 2016 when ‘polite society’ was drinking champagne and wine in Nantucket, now didn’t ya’, Jackie Alemany,? Didn’t Ewe?

One note from the song she wrote—Could fuck me where i lay

 

And, not to play Rayuela or my favorite nursery game with Babushka, la famosa “Rueda de San Miguel”, but I do seem to recall (totally) that the last time that Eye brought up the topic of “head hunters” and “think tanks” at the underground annex of La Sorbonne (l’IHEAL) in front of SciencesPo, Hugo Chávez checked-out of Havana.

Bertrand Badie would agree, War and Peace is anything but banal

Reciprocal monsters

Nobel de la basura… there was a time, Jackie Alemany, there 🫴🏼 was a time indeed.

Issy-only-the-Good die young, and much like the need for a revised edition of The Spaniard who enamored the world (Libros Asteroide 2025), PUF³ is going to have to re-examine their 2017 edition of the motherfucking Dictionnaire de la guerre et de la paix on account that “trumpism” is not included in the table des entrées, but most important in the avant-propos of Durieux, Vilmer and, Ramel is the irrelevance of Denmark† having the largest war and strategic think tanks in Europe, not to mention yesterday’s arrival of the French troops to Copenhagen’s backyard followed by the Krauts.

All Songs Considered : I’ll Be Your Monster.

†~. Allow Mí, to humor Ewe: in order to be a better human you must understand GWAR.

https ://www .sdu .dk /en /cws : Center for War Studies
https ://cms .polsci .ku .dk /english : Center for Military Studies
https ://www .fak .dk /en /about-us : Royal Danish Defence College
https ://www .diis .dk /en /projects /the-defence-and-security-studies

³~. Presses Universitaires de France

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceculture /la-grande-table-2eme-partie /les-metamorphoses-de-la-guerre-avec-jean-baptiste-jeangene-vilmer

Reciprocal Prizes

Any 🦉 hoot, it’s kind of ironic that La France put’s it’s hope on a new generation of researchers (formed or educated in other countries) who will consolidate war studies into the interdisciplinary syllabi of la bendita Sorbonne, —por decir.

With that in mind, the first entry in the first edition³ of the Dictionnaire de la guerre et de la paix is :

11 September 2001, pp 1-7.

³~. Octubre

📯
Si el clarín,
con su bélico acento,
los convoca a lidiar con valor…

Mexican National Anthem

Music also graces the entry list on pages 880 to 885, and leave it to Brel to paint a mental frame of the clarion as “that trumpet in uniform”… which is why, if you’ve never read this most non-consequential blog then you’d know that Öüï hates Gabriel, https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Gabriel’s_horn.

https ://www .defense .gouv .fr /academ /coin-libraires /dictionnaire-guerre-paix

Ladies in Gemini : Cunty McQuiff³

³~. Featuring, Gisela May and Barbara’s soundtrack at the Doughnut Trump Berliner Center for The Arts.

Trump ‘eats really bad food’ but has ‘constitution of a deity’.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

https ://thehill .com /policy /healthcare /rfk-jr-trump-diet-hhs/

Ich bin ein Berliner en tiempos de la madeleine.

 

Sadly at BFM’er TV, France’s top criminologist³, a fellow who goes by the name of Alain Bauer, relayed to Apolline de Malherbe that the European Union is not a force but rather, —a marketplace.

Make America Sick, —asshole!

³~. Sources close to the Arts et Métiers Museum reveal that the field of criminalists (criminology) in La France holds the same weight as nurse practitioners under the Trump administration in Mar-a-Lago, insofar as to catalogue a French criminologist in a court of French law with the same credentials and professional consideration as a mid-wife or a homoeopath.