Cheetah outran your face? Les Inconnus

Espace Schengen : un appel à la conscience… that’s what you get for being [so] “solidaire”. Any 🦉 hoot Louise, “One and [tú] are the same, and they both work as well.”

A 36 hr. day look in one screengrab.

Schengen pues a Sumatra.

Sin celery,

King 🦧

[~. Transliteration d’occasion].

Es cosa del otro jueves … Renegados Tijuana

Sh-boom, pues… por la “panamericana”.

📎… Fania All Stars follow on episode 5, Carlson Daly hosts.

Life could be a dream, con maracas 🪇 and all that Jazz.

Familia Cabada y Mi Tocayo ARMANDO productions en Ciudad Juárez presenta:

Mientras USTED Dormía a la mona

Why can’t we be friends?

— Hi, I’m SIRIUS and you’re KNOT. In Tijuana Baja California, there is a new term in town and sources close to our world affairs correspondent, mister Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo, assure U.S. all in San Diego, just across MESA de OTAY that the word is not LOVE, far from it, the word is INSTITUTIONAL OBSEQUIOUSNESS, or as people who know, WHO morena-FRANCIA is, know that the word in Tijuana as far as LA FAMILIA CABADA and their little UHF 📺 signal goes is in fact: LAMBISCON de CLAUDIA Presidenta.

¡Arriba Los XOLOS!!!

Over at the 11th Hour with Pundita Bonita… Andrew Ross Sorkin just revealed that Stephanie Ruhle was diagnosed with Horse Tail Disease. Según mister SorKin, miss Ruhle caught the disease while shopping for Frida’s memorabilia and listening to Cold Play’s “Viva La Vida”.

Now why, Y would any body bring Car Vile into the mix?

Why?

Cajun Jim on a Tijuana Taxi Cab Local 66… Carlson Daly stars as Milton Berle.

Answer: probably because Tom Nichols is controlling the weather 🌬️🌀🤌 from a Zeppelin made of led.

Because CNN is now running Morning Mika, —apparently. And a doc? Sheesh, the network gods must be SALADOS or something, Ana 🌮 Cabrona.

Rollercoaster made of Would.

From the creator who brought you Roy 🍦, comes the “long format” interview with some guy from L.S.U.

Synopsis:

The so-called “Ragin’ Cajun” teaches children how to get (during All Hallows Eve) all of the Halloween candy in-and-around the block, the strategy is simple, so simple that it is STUPID. Rahm Emmanuel goes through the playbook which Ambassador Emmanuel stole from a gang associate to the Yakuza in Tokio, Sources close to the Chicago mob explain that the Jap was none other than “Tokio Joe”… ROXY Music plays the documentary’s opening credits.

Deer BFM’er TV, ewe coq suckers-motherfuckers:

Two minutes, tú minutos to comprende la pub de arranque on the interwebs, 2 minutes, Adelaide³, 2 minutes!

It’s not a bag… It’s The Holy Grail.

³~. My apologies for misspelling your name.

 

Sources close to Rafaél InClan reveal that Carlos Mosivaís was indeed, a fag!

 

i am an Antichrist and i have bad jeans 👖 Viva México! 

Musical guest: Florence Marie Cassez and The Vallarta Tide 🌊 🎸🏄🏼

True History will set Ewe Free… and just like that 🌬️🤌 the warrior Trump, reduced Milton’s size. Sources close to King Arthur rephrased that in retribution to Milton, the warrior Trump also endowed Milton with Peyronie’s disease.

The hypocrisy of this melody is written through time, and Öüï don’t even need Tom Hanks.

Öüï off course béguines in the key of Mí, and for that, Öüï off course switch IT!, over to the Middle Ages where Seattle Mariners royalty just went beyond Pike Place and over Mount Rainier towards SPAMALOT and Brittany in the The Gaul, France, —The Gaul!!!

Across The Atlantic is “An American Crusade” and Live from New York, “It’s The Rutles!!! », yeah, yeah, yeah, —YEAH.

Iron Man cannot tell a lie, about Rodney Dangerfield’s majestic balls.

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