Monthly Archives: August 2017

… but speaking about Rats

 

Cher: Jean-Christophe Buisson
at
Le Figaro Magazine

Moi, moche et méchant™… now showing at a flooded theater near YOU, in Paris, Texas.

A 10-pound story on a “Les” Despicable Me Happy Meal box ™ . Courtesy of Matt Dempsey, investigative team data reporter at The Houston Chronicle; via TRMS* follows.

* The Rachel Maddow Show

As heard on a board meeting of the Arkema headquarters in Toulouse, France…

Rachel has the night off. Joy-Ann Reid had to be called in from her vacation after the prime-time host (Maddow) got sick from the noxious fumes that she inhaled a little after she reported on the ARKEMA’s imminent “boom,” which eventually arrived in the middle of the ‘wee hours’ of Thursday morning, launching (by the way) a big cloud of ‘black smoke’ (toxicity still unknown) into the Big Texas Sky… And yes, Ms. Caldwell, please tell our friend Gustavo that the nauseating effects of the rules that govern the environmental laws in Tejas made it all the way to Manhattan. —_— Editors: Please be advised that this is a time delayed screen-grab; TimeStamp is 0400 hrs, in CET. —_~ Uso justo de todos los medios.

French entrepreneur
(Must be read with a French snooty waiter tone of voice, and delivered with an entitled Le Figaro associate editor’s attitude)…
— So, councilman you are telling us that the State of TEXAS has absolutely NO FIRE CODES?

A fox with a double “n”, his prenom is plain Ol’Dick… in Espagnol —dicen los franceses— Foxes have a double “r”. Mr. Rennard in this screen-grab seems to want to play the double entendre of “you say [tom-ey-tow] I say [tom-ah-tow] with the toxicity level of them noxious fumes.

Texas chemical industry lobbyist
(Must be read with a standard U.S. American English, and the demeanor of a Sciences Po graduate)…
— Yes, of course. Our long list of toadies, and sycophant Governors are at your service; our Great Lone Star State wont even ask you to install fire and/or smoke alarms at your highly volatile and spontaneous combustion high-risk chemicals plants.

Sans Cométaire =_= Fair use of media…

Why—we don’t even bother with pesky ZONING LAWS, and just recently –our handicapable- Governor, Greg Abbott, abolished the MANDATORY RELEASE FORMS for chemicals at industrial warehouses and all factory grounds.

… how do you say “tap dancing the issue to the tune of Ray Charles in French?

French entrepreneur
Wonderful, you are even better than your neighbour South of The Border in Aguascalientes, Mexico.

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Will we have to put up a film festival for the community? Perhaps a cultural exchange program with the sons and daughters of your ruling class? You know, for good will and for the Glory of France, and of course let’s not forget, for The Great State of Texas too.

Texas chemical industry lobbyist
That wont be necessary —Sir. Our constituents are more into RODEO CLOWNS, and bucking steers; we would however, (would most definitely) enjoy a complementary Crazy Horse backstage pass…

We hear that one can find some pretty good future trophy wives there.

… funny thing is, that in Paris (75000) the people who live around the vicinity of a McDonald’s are reassured via a company statement that reads that a McDo employee will police the area for any Ronald the clown themed trash, while in Crosby Texas (and in El Paso) neighbors that live next to a toxic chemical plant, voluntarily drive around those factory compounds asking the corporations, “what they would like’em to say or do”, this is no exaggeration or hyperbole; them quoted words are from MATT DEMPSEY, the Houston Chronicle journalist who has been covering this “booming” story.

French entrepreneur
Ah, yes… The Crazy Horse, The Lido, The Moulin  Rouge… not a problem.

We’ll even throw in a complementary MidNite Ride thru the Bois de Bologne.

Have you heard of the strip at Longchamps? Jejeje, that was a favorite spot for our man at the International Monetary Fund, D.S.K., before his incident at the Sofitel in Manhattan. A real shame, his debacle is setting us back five years.

He (DSK) was set to be the next president of the Republic.

Last edit on this posting: 0600 hrs, CET on Friday, September 1st of 2017. Today marks the 1000-year rain in Texas. Saint Stevie Ray, already told you in a song about the way it pours…. Dear Alicia, sorry for all the typos, we [the staff] are rush-delivering this copy using an old an decrepit i-phone, and profiting from a McDonald’s WiFi signal…thank you Ronald, see you in a few.

… To be continued.

Vive Le Maddow… and The Houston Chronicle and its Investigative Data staff… Uso Justo de Todos los Medios, SAM… Play it again Rachel.

TimeStamp: Friday, August 31st, 2017, @ 1200 hrs., CET.

—- back to you Cousin Joe—-

….

Dear, Cousin Joe, we [the staff] wish to submit an Army Commendation Medal in your honor for your set-up yesterday regarding the whole “Texas Zoning Laws” issue in the great state of tejas… and as a matter of fact, and given what you told ‘Little Joey’ about your high regards for the Associated Press (AP) on yesterday’s edition —of your August 30— show, let me first tell you, that intrepid AP reporter, Alicia Caldwell, she wont let me lie or exaggerate about the following. Back in 2005, we [the Staff at El Conquistador*] had an issue with Phelps Dodge (a copper industry giant) who at the time was polluting the soil and water in that West Texas Town of El Chuco**, however we [the staff] ran into stonewall after stonewall at all kinds of levels, por ejemplo: with the local Environmental Protection Agency, with the Press, with Mr. Alejandro Lozano (the District Representative, at the time) and sadly, with the local neighbors of the Phelps Dodge Plant (79915) who wanted nothing to do with having their relatives or business interests (small enterprises)  harmed with “bad press”… Anygüey Cousin Joe, it’s funny how you reminisced about ‘Little Joey’ sending you “fake news” about that thug with a SHERIFF’s uniform in Arizona: Pepe Arpaio; because YOU, Cousin Joe, need to tell those pretty-pink, clean as a baby’s behind cheeks commentators that they Do Not—we repeat—DO NOT need to make up, exaggerate, or engage in “run of the mill” fake anecdotes about the Great Performer, and signature-voice of Metal: Ozzy Osbourne. Please, Cousin Joe, don’t encourage your newbies to use hyperbole to get a few cheap laughs about the things that their silver-spoon at The Hampton’s upbringing clearly kept them from connecting to: Rock-and-Roll, baby— rock— and —fucking roll.

… “Still ahead”:

Hey Big Kat…context follows 

El VoBo del INE*

Tuesday, August 29th of 2007.
Square Federico García Lorca;
La Seine, Rive Droite,
75004

Don’t miss our on-going segments
The Street Is My Gallery,
this week we bring you some
6ЯOOVΞ

6ЯOOVΞ… Rue de Richelieu, casi esquina con Molière; 75001. —_—  Street talent yet to be located and contacted for an interview, in any case, it was our forward observation editor-at-large, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo who first spotted this artist’s doodles around metro stops on Line 3, vicinity Levallois. We [the staff] are not certain what this urban artist’s name is, or what s/he might go by, but given his or her Single-Stroke-Signature, which commands attention to the eyes of the silohuetted faces on the wall, we reckon that it must be a pretty groovy kind of name. —_— Grafitti artist name unavailable; photo by armando segovia / segoviaspixes. Creative Commons Int’l License 3.0. (Share-Alike, Not-for-Profit, Attribution)

* VoBo: Visto Bueno; literally “good sighting” and it is the equivalent of a “check mark” on an item to note that a particular person or office has seen or read any given document. It’s an acronym or set of abbreviated initials used on official Spanish language documents and/or memoranda.

Lo dicho, o más bien lo escrito ayer, el golpe chusco de “El Reformista” don Calderón en su cartón dominical del pasado fin de semana no es otra cosa que puro Monkey Business… By the Güey (cabrones) this is just another take on the Fair Use Of Media; para el análisis de ayer (a second look).

Por ejemplo (Raquelito), in the example above, El Universal reports that the Instituto Federal Electoral (or federal elections institute, for its Spanish language initials) has given the Mexican Attorney General a Visto-Bueno or VoBo to the accusations that he (the Attorney General) engaged in “legitimate wrongdoing” as Rachel Maddow often says when public officials take advantage of their public office in order to make some kind of political or personal financial gain; in this particular case, El INE went ahead and stamped a VoBo to the complaints (obviously) filled by the opposition, since Mr. Osorio Chong is of course part of the Mexican presidential cabinet, and part of the ruling class that is forcasted to run for office in the next Mexican presidential race of 2018.

Fragmento de la nota de Carina García, en El Universal (de México)… Ibid.

And that (amigo Kiko) is all that El INE, under the direction of el “ñoño” de Lorenzo de Córdova, did. In other words (hold my hand and fly me to the moon) there’s nothing to see here; carry on; move it along…

al regresar:

Context follows… It’s ah-gonna-be a BLAST.

…

… a second look

Hola, hoy es lunes 28 de agosto, 2016.

El siguiente análisis, al igual que el socavón de Fukuoka [1] en Japón, no tiene nada que ver con el hoyo que se abrió en una autopista de cuota en el Estado de Cuernavaca, allá en el México de “los cuates” de Atlacomulco; excepto a lo mejor (lic. Brozo) como un Análisis Comparativo con la grilla en México, mismo que  pretendemos que pueda servir para fines educacionales en alguno de los ramos enmarcados del campo de la Comunicación. ~_~ Fair use of Le Figaro and its rather racist ramblings regarding the policies of the current Parisian mayor, Mme. Anne Hidalgo.

(Cabrones) for a bit more context
on other Anne Hidalgo teasers please scroll back to our
Debates and Watchtowers edition [2].

Mientras tanto, el asunto que aquí nos entromete es el Uno–Dos que, en diferentes escenarios, le conectaron este fin de semana a dos exponentes de la Izquierda; los ganchos a los zurdos fueron conectados por las plumas de dos gallos en la esquina de la Derecha, el más chusco de los golpes, por así decirlo, pasó revista a los procesos internos en la selección de una persona para “coordinar” al partido político de Andrés Manuel López Obrador (Morena) allá en La Ciudad de México, antiguo Distrito Federal, y Capital Universal de las muy infames, “quesadillas sin queso“.

… En fin; allá en México, las transas en la grilla van haciendo que las columnas se vayan alzando casí solas porque las ruinas de batallas electorales ya pasadas van dejando el material (llámese contenido) casi bien acomodado… ‘que si la Dra. Claudia Sheimbaum es otro caso del tal “juanito”, que si don Andrés metió manos en el asunto para que doña Claudia represente al morenaje en la próxima elección por la Ciudad de México… Puro Monkey Business. -_—  Fragmento dominical cortesía del Monoaureo [punto] com y El Reforma de  México.

… Al regresar:

El otro gancho iba con las gasas de amarre enyesadas y con el guante forrado en hierro. Golpe bajo digno de los discursos xenófobos de Donald Trump y del papá de Marine Le Pen… Context Follows. —_— Fair use of Twitter… and a Fragment of The Huffington Post en France, y los apuntes de Jade Toussay [3].

So…cavrones, aquí las aristas:

Las comparaciones por eso son odiosas… que culpa tiene la gente que solamente sigue lo que sus jefes les instruyen: es pecado vivir fuera del “”moche” y la corrupción.

1. Trujillo, V., “La Galería N°. 15: Los Socavrones”. Vía: El Mañanero Diario ↓↓↓

https ://m .youtube .com /watch?v= hx2y7TXNlAo

Captura cortesía de Televisa Nexos… ahhhh-no, se me olvido otra vez el detalle de que Victor Trujillo ya no maquila para don Bernardo Gómez, ahora dice que lo hace por sus propios webs… O algo así. —_— El recuadro en la pantalla de Brozo (the shady clown, por sus asegunes en Inglés) es para ilustrar el mal manejo de las instituciones de obras publicas TRASPASADAS al sector de la iniciativa privada, mismas que por cierto son muy mal manejadas por la Función Pública en el Sector de Comunicaciones y Transportes en el Sexenio de Enrique Peña Nieto, y sus cuates y parientes del feudo de Atlacomulco… Fair use of Media.

2. https://asegovia3.com/2016/10/13/buenos-dias-hoy-es-jueves-13-de-octubre-2016/

3. Toussay, Jade, “….” Via: http ://m .huffingtonpost .fr /2017 /08 /27 /pour-cet-adjoint-de-anne-hidalgo-le-dossier-du-figaro-mag-est-un-torchon-et-une-masse-dordures-racistes_a_23186908/?utm_hp_ref=fr-homepage

Domingo de damas zurdas…

En los dominicales de la derecha:

Uso justo de LJDD [punto] fr… “In other words,”  Fly me To the Moon.

Al regresar, en la sección de tendencias, Anne Sinclaire (del HuffPost francés) estrena columna en semanario de la derecha que perfila a la alcaldesa de París como presidenciable en el 2022; en las páginas de los moneros, “El Reformista“, don Calderón abre una lavandería para uso exclusivo de Morena y los partidarios de Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Fragmento de una lavandería… Fair Use of don Calderón en El Reforma de México. Link follows

…

Because politics don’t just spontaneously happen in a vacuum:

Porque nada —mucho menos la política—  sucede en el vacío… Ni siquiera el gas metano. —_– Fair use of Le Monde (de Louis Dreyfus) y del Huffington Post [punto] fr.

It Stings… but when the world is running down:

“You make the best of what’s still around.”
… as sung by Gordo (Sullivan)
formally of The Police.

“won a ticket for a ride on a BIG JET AIRPLANE.” Sunset over Pont Neuf; sorry for the quality, this replacement i-phone ain’t cutting it; ANYGÜEY, this iFone capture does no justice to the big Orange in the Sky… Foto por tu seguro servidor: armando segovia.

… mientras tanto en Maricopa

The crazy thing is to count on the Vice President, Mike Pence, to actually ‘Sign’ a “Donald John Trump is not fit to govern” slip for The U.S. Congress to execute. After comparing Trump to President “Teddy” Roosevelt, Mike Pence would in fact: be ‘breaking all the news’.

El rumor de la noticia de que el presidente de los Estados Unidos “de” America está loco, o patológicamente incapable de seguir con las riendas del Poder Ejecutivo en Washington no debería ser sorpresa para nadie siendo que Donald Trump no está haciendo nada que este afuera de las estupideces ejecutivas que, durante la campaña electoral del 2016, amenazó con cumplir si ‘La Mayoria’ (según las reglas del el conteo de votos en el llamado Colegio Electoral) le daba La Oportunidad de gobernar… y de llevar en su billetera los códigos para hacer que una bomba de Plutonio haga: Boom!.

 

Frequency hop: Le Mexique

… al cabo que allí, no pasa nada.

Antes del caso de Ríos, fuerón  asesinados ( según la AFP, a través de Animal Político) en 2017 los periodistas: Cecilio Pineda, Ricardo Monlui, Miroslava Byreach, Maximino Rodríguez, Filiberto Álvarez, Javier Valdez, Jonathan Rodríguez, Salvador Adame, y Luciano Rivera.

… Context follows.

Dear, PFC (promotable) Stein…

Paris—Pont de Sully
… 75004
28/08/2017

Sammy, My Boy!

Text Follows… TimeStamp: 1200hrs. CET —_— Fair use of CWO-2 Williams, and MSNBC.

Congratulations on your recent promotion to Private First Class and for your recent PCS* move. Be advised that we [the staff] saw your most recent interaction with CWO–2* Williams during his Staff Duty Segment at the 2300 hrs. post where Cpl.* Barcelonnetto noted that you also had a chance to conduct a SitRep on the “Jekyll & Hydeiness” of our current Commander-in-Chief who, far from being worthy of one single fake tooth from General George [our first Commander-in-Chief] Washington chompers, instead we reckon that our current N° 45 is more kin to all of the madness of King George… Our first excuse to go to war.

We [the staff] learned that you transferred from that paper pushing cushy S1 unit at HuffPost HHQ* and that you’ve moved to an S3 training depôt. Hu-Ahhhh.

….

Coming this Christmas: DONALD JOHN TRUMP: the movie… Uso justo de las noticias en los archivos de las películas por los Interwebs.

Glossary:

Field Manual courtesy of Uncle Sam expeditions.

Support Operations; source FM 6-0 and a personal “Ticket for an ETS“.

S1: Unit dedicated for handling the administrative needs and issues of troops (personnel), pretty much manila folder handlers trained to use a an M-16/M-203 and experts at setting up inert (for training purposes only) Claymore mines. Tactical exercises usually include setting up a field tent in front of Brigade Headquarters (especially if it’s raining) or practicing how to wear a Nuclear Biological and Chemical war-suit while conducting some stressful activity such as having a bowling competition or playing baseball, in some cushy units they even incorporate a round of golf and sip ‘mimosas’ to account for the Field Task: conduct a “how to” drink from a standard issue 1-quart military canteen, trainining session.

S3: Unit dedicated for scheduling the training exercises for all line units at the battalion or brigade level, responsible among other important duties, such as, providing (live) target practice devices to line companies, and making sure that the S1 units have their ‘pretend’ Claymore mines training kit. Quite possibly, the most chilled and independent (no micro managing) post an ETS* soldier can hope for.

CWO-2: Chief Warrant Officer (pay grade level 2… Usually just referred to as ‘Chief’. Like waters swirling in Estuaries, these cats flow to and fro, and usually to the beat of their own beat. In the U.S. Army, chief warrant officers are not really Officers, in the same sense that a Lieutenant would climb thru the pay-grades or, in the same set of experiences that an Enlisted recruit would go thru on his or her way to becoming a Sergeant Major. Nope, Chief Warrant Officers are a mix of salty and fresh water environments; like Estuaries, can you dig it? CWO-5 Dan Rather, comes to mind, if you at TRMS know what we mean… CWO-2 Williams was a CWO-3 and was on his way to being promoted to a CWO-4 post, but after a helicopter incident, he was demoted to his current position, notwithstanding, and following the 2016 General Election in the United States “of” America, CWO-2 Williams earned a promotable status with the help of Staff Sergeant Nicole Wallace, who put in a good word to the Brass at MSNBC to stretch Chief Williams 1/2 hr. show to the whole 60 minutes mark.

CPL.: Corporal Rank, basically the same as a Spec-4 (specialist rank) difference being, that the CPL is one step closer to becoming a Sergeant. Corporals usually earn their stripes in the Field -or as the French say, en bivouac, while the SPC uses his book knowledge in Garrison to get out of guard duty, kitchen duty, and other entry level rite of passages in the Game of War, aka the military.

SITREP: A situation report.

PCS: Permanent CHange of Station.w

ETS: The 12 month period that precedes The End of a soldier’s time in the Regular Army… per Army regulations, this stage in anyone’s military career [EXCEPT YOUR DONALD J. TRUMP, commander-in-chief DOES NOT COUNT] is referred to as the End Term of Service.

Hamburgers in Paradise — Revisited.

It’s probably way too soon to dig into this episode.

image courtesy of Msnbc

How did the “Latino” counsel of MARCELO EBRAD worked out for your campaign? -—_- Uso justo de las memorias de Hillary R. Clinton, en el 2016.

By Gum, it’s not even a year since the “Pimpinela” style debate, but if i am not mistaken, it was during this particular week when Rachel Maddow gave thanks to whom ever she preaches to, for having a place to excersice her passion and not having to keep Her Significant Other, up at 0300 hrs.

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Ahhh yes, at the time we [the staff] kept our rabbit ears pointed towards AGUASCALIENTES TV, weeks before the Presidential debate the gossip and entertainment feeders on that State Runned network propagated the return of the 1980’s Argentinean divorce and adultry themes sensation “Pimpinela“… when Hillary & Trump got on that Oct, 9th stage it was as if they had stolen the “family court style operetta” moves from the South American philandiring duo…

Yes, we have those episodes fresh on the backburner of our mind, and given the means and resources available, plus the threshold tolerance from our significant partner in life at the time, we [the staff] told ourselves that we could only dream of such magnificent set up. Like the one Rachel has.

We remember, oh yes we do. We remember.

Context Follows.

Ozzy deserves Restitution — Part III

Nope, Cousin Joe, he did not live up to the expectations you set for him on yesterday’s edition of The MorJo Show; nope—nope he didn’t… ↓↓↓

COPYleft… What more could be said? What more could be reported on the presidency of CONtradictions… One of the biggest hits of president Trump discourse is that he (and his emporium) don’t like losers and there he was, in the middle of a crowd that celebrates the losing side of the original ‘nativists’, pretending that he gives a damn about them “Okies from Muskogee” [1] , if General ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis (a lover of History) would whisper into the ear of that Jack Ass sporting the Seal of The President of The United States of America, that if the South had won, there could have been a significant chance that Dixie would have been “cut and remastered” to meet the taste of the Bonapartists in France. And that, Donald John Trump is the history that in an “Alternative Universe” [perhaps on an episode of the Twilight Zone] would be a legit cause, because in this Our Time Line of current events, your Phoenix script was nothing more than a POLITICAL CON… and we [the staff] are not screaming with all-caps; we’re just emphasizing for context… Y de paso, Cousin Joe: Que Chingue a Su Madre Joe Arpaio y El PUTO que le otorgue un indulto presidencial. 

It appears that even after Bannon left the Building and headed straight to the shithouse at Biritebart Breitbart HQ’s, this president of ours is going to opt for the “Wrasli’n / Figure 8 / Rodeo Clown” approach to governing.

When we return, a rather Ironic touch to Merle Haggard’s “Okie from Muskogee”, sang of course —with a Brian Williams voice:

Oh, the Irony of the first line [2] in this rendition of The Working Man… and then Willie, (a personal hero of –the staff– walks out on stage)… probably stoned, too.

[2] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AgZST_TG8

One thing’s for sure Cousin Joe, “White Lightening” and a Jim Crow era syllabus from the State of Texas and Mississippi remain the most “thrilling” part of a Donald Trump ‘nativist’ camp fire in the former jurisdiction of a bigoted sheriff, called Joe Arpaio.

Context for Jon Meachum follows:

En fin, Jon Meachum, i wonder —what the odds are? And doesn’t the headline above [like an Onion] command the tears right out of those chilled-out gringo on vacation eyes of yours? Please laugh, because it’s supposed to be   compliment, i mean, slap a pair of Wayfarers in that mug of yours and the people where Spring Breakers, or Jimmy (Hey! Ha’bout them Burgers in Paradise?) Buffett fans dare not spend a pre packaged holiday dime, i swear, they would not question you if you told them that you are the leader of one of’em hip jazz ensembles bands… or some hip enterprise shit like that.

I hope Raul Malo and his Mavericks ensemble don’t read this the wrong way…

Anyhow, Mr. Meachum, i wanted to end this segment, which dealt with a very simple proposition in favor of a personal hero of mine:

that given today’s context about symbols of segregation and hate, Ozzy Osbourne [one-each] deserves a little retribution —Fuck Satisfaction— for that little misdemeanor of public intoxication and —of Drunk History in the making— that got him banned from San Anto…

It’s as if by deliverance (God Bless His Wicked Soul) Ozzy Osbourne was commanded to go ahead and piss on that fucking symbol of segregation, land grab, slavery and Hate… Who else was going to be commanded or called upon to relieve himself: that pinche-pansy Joe -fucking- Elliott from Def Leppard? We don’t pinche think so, he was to busy being a populist prick —making all of the “wrong turns”— in Al’bhu-keyr-kee (Albuquerque, New Mexico… Shout out to Mel Blanc!).

So for that faithful piss in 1982, Ozzy deserves por lo menos—Un Pinche Aplauso… ¡RAFA!!! DILE A BROZO que le mande un saludo a Ozzy Osburne.