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Flavia, “Hold On, cus’ I’m Coming” ♠️ 🎩

And now, the conclusion of Kamel The Magician, long story short, the Immo Witch Sorceress-ese at BFM underscored him by 40% and a blow 🌬️  job 🍃.

It Was 20 Years Ago, when Joe Scarborough joined the KKK club… ⚾ yer’ Out! Motherfucker. Got cheese 🧀?

 

… ok, Kamello mío pay attention now and let me take you back to 22 Feb. to show you lo HERMOSO de Jenny en El País; that particular tirage turned out to be a “Special Edition” to be collected by more than a myriad of trash receptacles because on this particular print 📰 Pepa BUENO “sawed-off” the columns from the SPORTS and BABELIA pages of SPAIN as seen trough the literature of Julio Iglesias.

1939 – Spanish Civil War: Generalísimo Francisco Franco of the Spanish State announces the end of the Spanish Civil War, when the last of the Republican forces surrender.

︷~. Note for the good people and friends of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog at the local PSG Bénévole Heart’s Club Band  💬 the “Mexican looking mustache” is not, i REPEAT, it is KNOT for the purposes of this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog a Mexican Bigote my friends, but rather a BANANA used FOR SIZE to illustrate THE GAP between columns on both the IGLESIAS and SPORTS section of Spain’s FLAGSHIP newsprint, El País.

… that trick, coincidentally if not ironically tore off a significant chunk of JULIO IGLESIAS during the swinging London years when according to the sawed-off face of Ignacio Peyró, Britannia le hizo a JULIO lo que EL AIRE le hizo a Benito Juárez (o sea, que ni lo despeinó) and here’s another thing you don’t know: Julio pulled that off in a place where Iglesias was more an ALIEN than BOWIE ever was.

Allow Mí to display that battle plan for your Eyes only Kamel, only your Eyes but I am going to have to SACRIFICE both of your wrists for snatching that hour from my Winter sleep.

Which is why, Flavia, my deer… Eye is asking Ewe all at number Tú, to SPRING 🌱 Forward to, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS because TO THEY, it’s the Greatest 🎩🥊.

1 de Septiembre — Los Hijos de Sánchez “Feels So Good »

Season 2 EP 11; Fast track to the

Los Lunas Pinto League.

Starring, Denisa Kerschova as “Santanico Pantimonio”, catch’er after Dusk en El Cinito Mexicano, casi ESQUINA 📐 con La Tuna, en Antony–Texas.

Attention, camp:

Producciones Georgina Moreno y FRANCIA TV presentan: Eye sees your CoCorocos and Öüï raises you “The Chicken who Came Home to Lille”, roost back at’Ya! Bitches!

El primo de Miguel Gleason²… ISSY, you must RéMember these, and also, Raphael Morán at —proceso de radio france international— without forgetting about “las embajadoras de Jorge Saldaña en Francia”, because the Three Eh-jez on this journey are:

— Presunto Culpable
— L’affaire Cassez
— Corruption en La Alternancia democrática de Los Amigos de Jean-Luc Mélenchon

With that in Mind, hoy no hubo Jazz, puro asalto en la terraza Puebla, Paris 19, allí no’mas subiendo por Bolívar (sin acento) y bajando por Botzaris 🚅.  Al otro lado de la colina está la guarida de Juanito Guanavacoa, el muy sujeto optó por refugiarse a un lado de Miguel Y Costilla de Hidalgo.

Yeah, let Mí, tell Ewe how “l’Abondance” llegará con los PeriStroikas¹ mientras Atlas Shrugs.

¹~. AKA Los Hijos de Sánchez en Longchamps de Las Víctorias.

En este informe de la cuarta transformación, El Parquecito de Buttes-Chaumont sera la cede del Campeonato de béisbol de Andrés Manuel López Obrador en donde el equipo triunfador entre Los Lunas Pintos y los Chinos Felones de Diamond Bar se medirá las medias y los « cleats », pronounced like (así, así, ay’Haaaaa 💋) con Las Tunas de San Antony de las panochas.

 

Tailored fit anaconda included… but the clientèle must be in Hilo, Hawaiian Twilight Time.

 

This is September’s Bulletin Board, 🎵Do Ewe, RéMember, Mi? It does Knot Matter ♻️… Thermodynamics is a pré-requis for a little PINK Card de Séjour at Cité, with Alejandro Jodorowski’s son, Bruno BRONTIS³ starring as the fellow behind the desk and the fingerprint Güatcha’madge-ig—IT!

³~. Agent Stephanie Menou’s superviseur at The Process of the préfecture.

 

Previously on Hola Guapa… Julieta Venegas probably thought this trip was about her

It was about Manu Chao, silly rabbit.

And now a word from our sponsors…

Issy, Missy, “My window faces South”, towards Perros Bravos, N.L. and before Öüï continues with the on-going trip, please be advised that $180K lobby-funded funds for a Two-minute load is kind of Nöüs specialty, so with that in mind, Eye reminds our non-reading audience that the following post is being brought to you by Laboratorios Camacho y “El jabón del perro agradecido” en la Calle Stanton del Segundo Sagrado Corazón del Paso del Norte.

Over on the fip's, the Sirens are doing their weekly “National They” promotional spot for the current Ruhler of the International Space Station. Öüï catches Major Thomas Pesquet en el quinto sueño, right D.A.R.E. at the threshold of R.E.M..

Hello, Mr. Pesquet… so, when time comes to hang the astronaut suit for La Jornada up there in the ISS, right before you get your Zzzzz rations, do sheep float? Or do those silly motherfuckers bounce like they do at The Poquelin Lounge bar and grill? —And Major Thom, after Denis Soula you are the Monkee at the plate.And you know Cousin Joe, i sincerely thought that you were going to skip the Darkest of the thicket d’embarquement , but instead chose to have had the time to feature an Encore of Ike and “the boys”, Eye means, it was after the breach that things got really interesting, por ejemplo the Episode with some REAL REPUBLICANS got a real boost from Chuck de Gaulle, who’s on Third BASE and it’s taking some flack from Churchill who is celebrating the arrival of a Mestiza baby girl to the East India Company.

If like BriWi, Ewe are one of dos who does not Reid this blog then perhaps you might have noticed that our favorite moment in History is the Fall of Rome and the Rise of The Industrial Military Complex and here is why:

witty zingers aside, the first is best explained by the song Young Americans, another Lennon-McCartney gem interpreted first by Mott The Hopple and then a very talented opportunist named Ziggy Stardust.

… and here’s thing Two

Now you might think i’m Crazy, because instead of “moments” Eye went with the Singular mode but as The Last Thing Before Öüï go on The 11th Hour, “you have the rest of your life,” to figure out that it took an entire Mel Brooks movie (look it up) to fill the gap between the fall of Constantinople (Rome’s capital) and the Liberation of Paris and Gladys, everything in between [there] is peanuts, including the Renaissance and the less popular Industrial boom because if Western Style Democracy goes then the world is back to the Dark Ages, illuminated this time around however, with L.E.D. lights, and of course killer A.I. robots.

AI drone may have ‘hunted down’ and killed soldiers in Libya with no human input

by: Charles Q. Choi ⬇️

https ://www .livescience .com /ai-drone-attack-libya .htm

La  ColoNNe DroNNe link goes here

Antonio Banderas stars as “El Ojo de Vidrio”, featuring La Lupa de Lupe, and some guy named “Guad”… And Luc Frelon, Eye knows that you are the illegitimate son The Fabulosos Cadillacs lead singer, Öüï also knows that your complete name is LucAS, but yo’Sorry ass decided to drop the AS.

And Niño Luc, “Here’s another thing you don’t know”, Antonio Banderas is a fag.

And Alicia Melendez… Weed for Victory, it beats ANXIETY!!!

Deer, Alicia Melendez, please relay to the good Reverend (that motherfucker) that if he needs a song list, all that he has to do is send a contribution to the Sacred Church of the Underground Mall of New Jersey in Paris, France, 75001 … PARIS CENTRE–CEDEX

Bienvenida Tijuana

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