Trust Mí, Alex WaWa… Öüï’s the good troll, and Ewe may call U.S. Sunshine, —dhaaarling.

Fuck the fake Phoenix 🫠 107° F or : (107 °F − 32) × 5/9 = 41,667 °C DRILL BABY, drill!!!

 🫠~. Must show work or your Formula will melt under that Philadelphia limelight.

Any hoot in 15 minutes or less the world will Synch-in… Just Like MANILA, Pablo 🥊or like Zaire if you can say Kamala Bomaye!

Project 2025 follows, burn baby 📖 burn ❤️‍🔥.

In local news, Trump vows to jail the tomb of Muhammad Ali if he wins.

The Letterman score: First QUARTER was a tie… Trump weaves his way to Abortion rights and tap dances his way to cement Roe v. Wade — again.

Harris goes toe-to-to and bitch-slaps Donald Trump with the protections of vaginas and their self management. Donald tries to pull a Ronald Reagan but he’s a bad actor.

For the record there are no abortions after a child is born, except in TROY, but that was in the Theys before Homer was invented by the French.

Still, Donald Trump won the round and switched to student loans.

And now IMMIGRATION:

Pinches para lelos of Cabbages and kings.

DONALD TRUMP killed the bill to secure Fentanyl for all, or something like that.

Eat your cats before Haitians do, enjoy your investment on Fido 🐶, SPRINGFIELD !!! DO LIKE HOMER Simpson and eat the LOBSTER and serve it with your cat… Soup.

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