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En Algún Lugar — No one wants to fight for Israel

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These Are My Credentials

Doppelganger express… Iguanas Ranas.

https ://www .military .com /2026/03/05 /marine-veteran-removed-senate-hearing-after-protest-over-us-policy-toward-israel

In local news, Meudon amaneció nublado and Ringo Starr’s gone country. Over at the Hillbilly Elegy section of the Appalachian jobs report it’s “The Permanently Poor”, immutable circumstances that guarantees a spot with Jesus when they die because as the Vice-president’s wife says on Christmas Day :

Kids and resilience… Parole-parole, dang on it, Marjolena, Ewe told Susana and now my CERA is hard like a crayon.

Blessed are the poor, for thiers is the kingdom of heaven ; but for now God bless Peter Thiel and the “disrupters” that gave U.S. Trump.

As Eye was saying, Niño Luc, “todas”… so don’t be naive like tonight’s Blanche 🇩🇿 Sauce, with PuBeda on the 🎙️ mic.

Issy-aussi-MEUDON, “just-like A Prayer, Eye’ll take Ewe D.A.R.E.

Y como decía Starsky :

Todas las viejas son putas, according to García Márquez’ memorias.

an Apple a day keeps The Rolling Stones away.

Im’mutable becuase Eye has prescinded all the news from the sources… coma frutas y verduras y chingue a su madre el médico.

Thanks Obama

Summer $A£€… because culture is life with thought

Only on the BFM’ers TV on the TNT 🎲… Ewe has to roll Mí.

Congratulations… it’s a hermaphrodite.

note to Dasha Burns: Dick Heartz rented a car… hilarity ensues when David Ignatius puts a finger on it… the analyst relay that Dasha’s product was replaced by real trouble.

Obey, Consume, Marry, Reproduce … THEY LIVE

… and almost evil from La Cop1ne de Talía Olvera en el distrito XIV de Vanves casi esquina 📐 con don Leo Orellana³ at la mal217 de Saint-Germain-des- la.tinas en Paris, it’s ANOTHER EDITION OF: Tuesday’s Gone.

Synopsis for the good students at La Cop1ne:

When in Rome, go to Roma porque es mejor, ROME is mero cuento.

History repeats itself and culture becomes a thing that Ewe exchange like the latest fashion at la rue de Rivoli.

Porn : it is in the eye of the beholder.

|: Hey, Beach Girls :| Shoot The Curl 🌬️🌊

Skip It, Surfer Go’il 🏄🏼‍♀️

Entonces, Órbita 106.7 de EfE~eMe…

What Julio meant to say was that your Daddy is Rich an your mom was a trophy count.

Inside knowledge… it will be interesting to find out if DENIS Soula (that motherfucker) is going to go as Marjo Porten-Calzones said on her show and scratch the show 😼

Dear, Donald Trump…
Tame Impala is playing nookie with the Teacher and Senator John “Maverick” McCain is partying with Mr. Wilson.

… Hilarity ensues when a little man (Donald Trump) goes « nuke EWE lar » on little ol’Mí because the son-of-a-Bitch is way too thin-skinned to have Soul let alone humor… that bitch only has weak ankles which us why he needs to ROLL my ABRAM’S tanks on drape day 🇺🇸

These Are My Credentials

I am Eight Up with an Arrow, yes… it’s in my DD-214, but i could never-ever be a cool-arrow like Donald Trump; it’s in his “I-shit-my-pants” when Uncle Sam knocked on my dad’$ door ARCHIVES.

Happy Father’s They, you piece of shit.

📢 Dear leader of Cheers, roller of Jeers: you are a low energy president of the U.S.A.

Indeed, President Trump, indeed you sack of shit. You don’t shine like that gold crapper that your waste flushes through, Donnie “t³”. Not like your stupid fat Elvis impersonator does, now that MotherFucker, that act is tight, —especially with the way that you knuckle-up those little hands of yours to the crowd.

Entonces, Alicia Menendez, where were we, Güera? Ah, yes!!! NEW JERSEY vía Little Havana, now with TABASCO in the sauce.

LOLITA 📐BALDOR³³ reports.

… from The People’s Encyclopedia:
After the death of Camilo Cienfuegos approximately one month later in an airplane which disappeared over the sea, Baldor and his family left Cuba and were exiled in Mexico for a short time, and then they migrated to New Orleans, Louisiana. Afterward, they moved on to New York (Brooklyn) and New Jersey, where Baldor continued teaching at Saint Peter’s College in Jersey City. He also taught daily classes in mathematics at the now defunct Stevens Academy, in Hoboken, New Jersey.

 

Let the Record show, that during Donald Trump’s second term in office, a POPE DIED.

[O.M.G.B.L.A.T.S.O.T.C.]

FURTHERmore in Rome, Donald Trump flushed the future of The West down Vladimir’s outhouse in Siberia.

t³~. Toledo… which of course stands for your Standard (®️™️©️) Water-flush cuvette in Ciudad Juárez, MÉJIko. Toledo is not a reference to Spain, this is to say that Toledo, in the context of a second-term presidency for the grifters at the White House is what non-CHICANO Mexicans, like Carlos Santana at Woodstock in 1968 call a « pochismo » a  ROYAL FLUSH… considering that, yes, mister President, you have all of the cards but you only know how to cheat. You are not clever, you are a bully and United States Citizens, in the AMERICAN HEMISPHERE part of the globe are fucking stupid.

Flying Higher 🥊 today is Saudi Arabia National Day in the U.S. of América

Trust Mí, Alex WaWa… Öüï’s the good troll, and Ewe may call U.S. Sunshine, —dhaaarling.

Fuck the fake Phoenix 🫠 107° F or : (107 °F − 32) × 5/9 = 41,667 °C DRILL BABY, drill!!!

 🫠~. Must show work or your Formula will melt under that Philadelphia limelight.

Any hoot in 15 minutes or less the world will Synch-in… Just Like MANILA, Pablo 🥊or like Zaire if you can say Kamala Bomaye!

Project 2025 follows, burn baby 📖 burn ❤️‍🔥.

In local news, Trump vows to jail the tomb of Muhammad Ali if he wins.

The Letterman score: First QUARTER was a tie… Trump weaves his way to Abortion rights and tap dances his way to cement Roe v. Wade — again.

Harris goes toe-to-to and bitch-slaps Donald Trump with the protections of vaginas and their self management. Donald tries to pull a Ronald Reagan but he’s a bad actor.

For the record there are no abortions after a child is born, except in TROY, but that was in the Theys before Homer was invented by the French.

Still, Donald Trump won the round and switched to student loans.

And now IMMIGRATION:

Pinches para lelos of Cabbages and kings.

DONALD TRUMP killed the bill to secure Fentanyl for all, or something like that.

Eat your cats before Haitians do, enjoy your investment on Fido 🐶, SPRINGFIELD !!! DO LIKE HOMER Simpson and eat the LOBSTER and serve it with your cat… Soup.

Jump to the next “Whisker /s”

“Because it’s Wreakable”, said Gordon Gekko

And, Ananas Giridharadas replies, can Eye get a Bud, Fox?

Everybody wants to be a Tanker, but only a Distinguished Armor Technician knows that the Real Bud is brewed in The Czech Republic.

Page 182 P2:

The surly Zoran, in his wheelchair, moves from the metro entrance to the basement of Les Halles. I call him by his first name, he stares at me suspiciously without recognizing me. I introduce myself. He frowns, nods and declines contact. Occasionally, he shares his patch of pavement under a metro awning the with other companions and his radio [sic]. He’s aging fast. The last time I saw him, he was asleep, broken on the edge of his armchair in a basement next to an elevator in the Forum des Halles. Does he ever sleep in a bed? How does he manage to live on the streets, trapped in his chair? These questions open up an abyss I don’t feel brave enough to explore.

Now go “Romancing” with The Stones and don’t forget to take Mika’s little helpers, you son of a bitch!

Anyhow, Marjolena Kalten Porter-Sax… and the sign said,  you have to have a membership card. I told you yesterday that Gordon Gekko would be rewarded with an anti-greed documentary.

 

To they in His story:

Partout où nécessité fait loi
(“Wherever necessity makes law“)

10 July, 1940

The Vichy government is established sous les jupes de Stephen Spielberg at the Eiffel Tower, Semolina Pilchard reports. 

1985 – The Greenpeace vessel Rainbow Warrior is bombed and sunk in Auckland harbour by French DGSE agents, killing Fernando Pereira 

🥖 ☢️ 🏝️

On 22 September 1985, the French Prime Minister Laurent Fabius summoned journalists to his office to read a 200-word statement in which he said: “The truth is cruel,” and acknowledged there had been a cover-up, he went on to say that “Agents of the French secret service sank this boat. They were acting on orders.“

10 July, 2019

Hitler’s dream goes to die in México, in Puebla of all places, “the last of 5,961« Special French DGSE Edition » BEETLES… are sent to a museum. “From the nazis to the hippies, the end of the road of The Beetle happened in Mexico, where it was reproduced by the thousands³”

Agua de cadáver³ … Baden-Württemberg

“So it goes.”

³~. It’s a Weinheim thing… you wouldn’t understand.

If you like piña coladas… 🎶

Now in Livestream Deadcurrent.

In local news, hate going at 100 kph collided headstrong with hate going in the opposite direction at 1000 miles per second in Mannheim, Germany… cemetery of the Pathfinder’s Patch (8⬆️ID).

The Sports Page — Mannheim.

The head-on collision took place on the eve of next week’s European elections which might very well put in play the longevity of Brussels being relevant in the eyes of Vladimir Putin.

We find La Bruja with… Domingo, Pavarotti… ?

Pathfinder: 8  ⬆️… pronounced like Ewe “chow down”.

“Pa’ variar un poco… Tóquenme la misma, esa que me llega, hasta el 🖤 ”

Peso Pluma 🪶 en la voz de Valente Fierro.

 

$ardinas* €uropeas, morralla {¢} para los sardos 🪖. Viva 🦁Alain Rouquié 🦊, at Relaciones Exteriores, ellos si saben ser can-$i-hieres.

It’s only misinformation if you remember to forget history.

🪶

F.T.A.
Kilroy Was Here

Just the facts-Ma’am!

 

No! La Bruja Is not with Plácido nor is she with Luciano, instead Öüï finds La Bruja with Carreras outside of Dodger Stadium at a School for GO’ills bathroom, Issy, La Bruja Is Smoking, hot. Bitch was hitting home runs from the parking lot, Rev. Al.

And… That Other Guy.

 

🏌️🇸🇦

And, detrás de la sierra 🪚 there is a bloody 🇸🇦Crowned Prince with all the Cracks. Except for one, Cousin Joe, except for one (for now) and his name is  Lionel 🇦🇷.

🥑🥑🥑

And, Katty Kay… just like I told my friend YaYa yesterday (no alliteration intended) i don’t select the themes, nor the news, and Eye sure cannot change one single fabric in History, in time, sure, Eye do it all the time, but history is etched in Stardust.

And, Cousin Joe, please ask your brother-in-law in Poland (that Kurva munch-motherfucker) to check my file… because this is not the first time that I’ve occupied (no pun intended) a former NAZI building, ask SULLIVAN at Franklin’s Village in Mannheim, the entrance there is where General Patton was dispatched.

Entonces, Roger 🇵🇪 Pérez…

I last left the Schiltz project bailando “El Jarabe Tapatío” with Napoléon in Rag, si mal no te recuerdo, esa era la palabra del Día en la bendita rae .es, la de hoy es neuroesqueleto m. Anat. ; aquí abajo I follow the BACKBONE of “My incompetence” but not before adding the footnotes to this part of Marie-Ange Schiltz essay of la rue where every Nazi during the occupation came down to send their Telegraphs, or other assorted forms of telecommunications while occupying La France. For some reason that I cannot remember, nor find on the scroll, the footnotes did not make it for the May 22nd edition of my Schiltz adaptation.

It’s a curse, indeed… Those fucking Camel Toes… No wait Camelots, not camel toes. Fucking Kennedy’s, Rose 🌹, what did JOE do for prohibition to deserve you leprechaun motherfuckers 🍀?

My incompetence.
1~. Standard date format.
2~. Compared to la rue de Belleville or Menilmontant, the Saint-Michel Blvd. is rather flat, which is why I prefer not to use the verbal expression: go back up.
3~. Since we are touching on FUNK, why not use the street vernacular to describe a place called home.
4~. This is what you get for using LATIN to describe SOMEONE.
5~. Direct translation for SDF seems tricky, I would have preferred “unsheltered”, however the adaptation of the French « SDF » would lose its flashy social-code.
6~. … I read the news today oh boy.

i~. Standard Associated Press quotation format, in this style, the COLONS become redundant next to a quote, except of course if the quotation gets shifted to a new and indented paragraph:

like so…

in this scenario the quotation marks become redundant.

1er Arrt.
Jean–Lantier

66… parallel to la rue de Rivoli, altura con La Lucha Libre en Châtelet.

Central téléphonique Gutenberg.

Any questions?
Corrosion Of Conformity… Albatross. Run on, run on.

Cécile Desprairies
PARIS dans LA COLABORACIÓN

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Lovefool — “Eye” has a dream³… and Mr. POQUELIN is not in it

El Son de La NEGRA


†1947 – The Black Dahlia murder: The dismembered corpse of Elizabeth Short was found in Los Angeles.

Concierto a sombrero
💀 MACAbraMENTE 💀
abierto

Starring, 💀 MACArio 💀 :

😇 1925 – 🦃Ignacio López Tarso 🦃, 🇲🇽  Mexican 🇲🇽, actor

🌬️ 🎶 Qué alegría cuando le dijeron (a COLBERT) vamos al bautizo de Molière, ya están tramando el complot, su UMBRAL es el Vaux-le-Vicomte 🥬

Schwarzkopf follows:

… but my 🇺🇸 General 🇺🇸 wore a pink feather on his chocolate chip issued sombrero, I would tell you his name, but then it would be way too easy for THE SON OF JUANITO GUANABACOA, en 🇨🇦 Canadá 🇨🇦, to just copy-paste the General’s name for his “thesis”…

🪖1991 – The 🇺🇳 United Nations 🇺🇳 deadline for the withdrawal of 🇮🇶 Iraqi 🇮🇶 forces from occupied 🇰🇼 Kuwait 🇰🇼 expires, preparing the way for the start of 🪖 Operation 🪖 Desert 🪖 Storm.

😇 1938 – Estrella Blanca, 🇲🇽 Mexican 🇲🇽wrestler ❄️… Black Warrior, on the other hand, extinguished his flame this Past Weekend in TORREÓN.

 

Excellon announces agreement to acquire past producing mine in Mexico,  from Dalu S. … (the “Seller”), an entity owned by an investment fund managed by Orion Resource Partners.

La Negra Mine
(“La Negra”)
located in Querétaro State, Mexico

https ://excellonresources .com /news /details /index.php?content _id= 341

No Myth, I am an Anti-Christ, ask Aquiles, el de los pies ligeros.

 

… but it’s just like Republican congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III, from Florida says, “Tú Things Can Be Trou 🕳️ at The Same 🪄 Time!

Why just a few moments ago, Avi Velsho, formally known as VELSHI Show, was navel gazing the prospects of the abolishment of the U.S. Electoral College and the creation of a Federal Electoral Institute, to which Eye says, look no further than Mexico to get a template of all of the “different outcomes” of a system like the Comisión Federal de Vigilancia Electoral/Comisión Federal Electoral/Instituto Federal Electoral/Instituto Nacional Electoral… and whatever the Current president might deliver before his sexenio expires.

 

Anyhow, happy Birthday (sort of) Canada, today is the first THEY of the rest of 1541. On this day, la FRANCHE issues some fellow by the name of “ROBERval” the « commission » to settle La Provence of EXCELLON RESOURCES and provide the CONTAGION or spread of the “Holy Catholic faith »…

Jump to 2001… A Space Odyssey, courtesy of the one and only:

🎉 2001 – Wikipedia, a free wiki content encyclopedia, goes online 🎂🧨🎇🎆🪅📢