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No siren no cry… Homer is as real as “Pinchy’s” tail

Previously on, Fo’:

Visa para locos… “con la intención de obtener mayores conocimientos en su formación turística.”

Note to self: I will never obtain Rebecca from Quebec, and Eye is not even allowed within 3000 miles from the biblioteca de la U.A.C.J. turning, by the way 50 in, https://gaceta.uacj.mx/countdown ,with that in mind, got huitlacoche?

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page 84… reformulation: Homer was such a bad poet, he could not possibly have existed.
Theiss, ibid on the Illiad.

And, Avi Velshi, it occurred to Mí that this corn debacle, Eye reckons from my recon post—that is the same thing but in a different angle of that whole 13-year old who has to worry about Algebra and baby formula for her little bastard child. The treaty allows for the ‘safe Ing’n en astronomía’ clause, whereas the U.S. allows for wild huitlacoche on Évry tortilla.

P.S.: our hearts and minds are with the cocksuckers 🇨🇦 who have mined the fuck out of la panamericana 🔥

¡M🌽§§🌽§§🌽¶¶🌽!
What has 4 eyes, 4 eses, 2 pies, and no incest laws… l’Ancienne Régime.

 

Mañana en La Hora Nacional:

https ://diario .mx /nacional /piden-a-amlo-intervenir-por-mexicano-desaparecido-en-canada

To celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the anti-BRUTEP chapter of la UACJ en Samalayuca, CHAMIZAL productions en Clandestinidad con Arturo RIPstein, y Flautas “El Canario” presentán:

GRUPO PESADO, telonero, Mozart.

People who know, know… that that there corncob is a tortilla en potencia.

 

Back to page 181, ¶ 3 of Marie-Ange Schiltz’

The imposing Felix crosses Les Halles from north to south. I cross from south to north. The meeting is inevitable. Cheerful, he leaves to join his bouliste friends in the Tuileries. He invites me to come and play with them whenever I like. He’s well, very well, it seems. Félix is perhaps the only person among those I’ve met living on the streets who has repeatedly had the opportunity to get out with a job [and skills], and has always returned to the streets. Félix can’t stand any constraints, especially not the feeling of being fenced in*. When he lands a job in the outdoors, in the South of France, near his daughter’s home, I think I’ll never see him again. An error of judgement, he couldn’t stand it, he let go of everything. Provençal pétanque was powerless to hold him back. Today, he’s in a hurry and I won’t know any more. One day, I’ll take a trip to the Tuileries. I know where to find the boulistes.

Krispy Cream™ announces new huitlacoche filled doughnuts

One…

Cabrón

Page 181, Schiltz ibid.

L’imposant Félix traverse les Halles de nord en sud. Je traverse de sud en nord. La rencontre est inévitable. Guilleret, il s’en va rejoindre ses amis boulistes aux Tuileries. Il m’invite à venir jouer avec eux quand je veux. Il va bien, très bien, semble-t-il. Félix est peut-être la seule personne parmi celles que j’ai rencontrées vivant à la rue qui a eu, à plusieurs reprises, des possibilités d’en sortir avec un métier, des compétences et qui est toujours revenu à la rue. Félix ne supporte aucune contrainte, surtout pas la sensation d’être enfermé. Lorsqu’il décroche un travail en plein air, dans le Sud, près de chez sa fille, je pense que, cette fois-ci, je ne le reverrai plus. Erreur de jugement, il ne supporte pas, il lâche tout. La pétanque provençale a été impuissante à le retenir. Aujourd’hui,
il est pressé, je n’en saurai pas plus. Un jour, j’irai faire un tour aux Tuileries. Je sais où trouver les boulistes.

I’ve read this story before, watched the movie and even warmed the popcorn à la mode de Medhi Hasan.

14h35 in CET —NEWS FLASH:
The Instituto Mexicano de la Radio signal is down… sources close to a surfing abuelita relay that on the occassion of La Semana Internacional de El Agua, la CDMX is under WaWa.
En Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, gracias a radio stations usa . Miguel Mateos está tocando a un chico de la calle con sus pinches amores lejanos y unos chaparros inmaduros.

Also, Hurricaine Hilary is now a CAT IV
heading over to CABO WABO, where Mika Brzezinski
is drinking mimosas with the fake Joe Scarborough from the SNL… now we know, Donnie Deutsch, how Moffet get’s it up, eh!

 

 

Two…

🎼 Sobre Las Olas, mouvement tú, Macho Man intro. Rest. Followed with Green Corn with NOFX 🌽💅

No such number: 111, period.
“ The history of ideas has a graveyard 🪦 … Flaubert enterró la idea de que HOMERO no existió. « Homère: N’a jaMAÏS existé ».”

 

Ladies in Gemini, the following must be read in the voice of Johathan Quayle Higgins III.

Howard Johnson [chairman of Rockridge’s welcoming committee] :
They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Gustave Flaubert has devised a new latte for liberals that will obliterate kombucha once and for all. Think of it, gentlemen, “drinking coffee without sugar is « trés chic »³”
Olson Johnson: Never mind that shit! Here comes Homer³!

³~. Theiss,William. “The Abbé d’Aubignac’s Homer and the culture of the Streets in Seventeenth-Century Paris“.
The Journal of the History of Ideas, Volume 84, Number 1 (January 2023)

Where’s is the huitlacoche, mister? This looks just like that Trans Korn shit! Take that to the Lido, Meatloaf is on the bill there.

 

Three…

Gonna take a nap now, wake Mí up before you go, Ho.

Previously on RAYUELA:
… of-Course it’s all Bullshit, Mr. President, wanna know how I know, because “La Mala” told Mí, so—check it out mister Robinette³, La Wallace is not going to believe this but that is what she gets for coaching Sarah Palin to play the role of a Vip in the back of bullet-proof Suburban™, anyhow, I am about to break Cardinal Richelieu’s ruhles,  which got Pedro Corneille in trouble with l’Académie française and thier silly little « classical unities of time, place, and action* ».

³~. Who in their right mind names thier chirrin’ after a ‘grifo‘, Mr. President, who? —A leprechaun, Mr. President, that’s WHO. 

*~. Being For The Benefit of Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar:

¹ Unity of Time; that all the action in a play must take place within a 24-hour time-frame.
² Unity of Place; that there must be only one setting for the action.
³ Unity of Action; that the plot must be centred on a single conflict or problem.

&

Ladies in Gemini:

True anecdotes, Mr. President, I’ve been lucky enough to have travel to all of the six corners of France and every-fucking-place where I was asked what my diet back home consisted of, Mr. President, I always came up with corn on the top three choices, on account of a process that results in NIXTAMAL, crucial for the production of la Tortilla de Maíz. The comeback from my hosts never disappointed, Mr. President, it was always, “corn! Ah yes, We feed that to our pigs.”

 

Fo’:

Technical difficulties on the other side of los cerros del “Chinero” en Xicali, on The Pacific side, prevented u.s. from wrapping the WHOLE ENCHILADA IN ONE shot… so—como dijo Princess Palatine:

Fair Use of all Media, o como dice Katie Phangs, “Flautas con crema for all ¡ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Jump To Mañana.

Deer, frogs… the following is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

And, Rachel Maddow… Money For Nothing is not correlation for your privileged DYKE  hate for Dire Straits, enjoy you Hamburgers in Paradise. Have Comey bring the sauce, baby, bring the Sauce “G-man”.

From the good people at El Mundo de Le Monde, en Marseille 👁️, but FO’ist! I wonder if Chris “softball” Matthews would agree… SARAjevo rhymes with SCARborough.

Phucking Peuk…
It’s like Revisionists at The Globe Theater, because you know, that’s why they call it Julieting filets.

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Life on Mars… take a look at Juanito Guanavacoa in another life, acting the way that all Juanito Guanavacoa’s act, when they are MEXICAN COPS. viva rfpp . net

 

Here is your QuéSaco?

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🌽 ³ 👻 🦉

And, GO’il de Niza, “intuition” does not factor in, motherfucking premonition. Boo!

And Reverend Al, premonition is not Superstition.

And Mika Brzezinski, maíz 🌽 will never live leave your stomach feeling full of shit, like Diet Drugs do, Mika, like the commercials that you peddle on your Morning Yugo Scarborough’s Show.

Tú be… or Knot two bee? I is The Count 🧛 not the cunt.

 

F.Y.I.: Joe does not deserve to be a progressive car. Morning Joe Scarborough deserves to be an obsolete relic of the Internal Combustion era. A YUGO… 🎶 … y sigue La Yunta Andando.

¡MASoRCA!!!

For context, Mika was musing if Joe Scarborough should get a new last name. She pondered on Izuzu, but that’s been done so thought that Subaru would be a proper fit for that no-good-dumb-country-evangelical-redneck-mormon. Long milage short, Subaru doesn’t fit him. Yugo, on the other hand is a perfect fit for the time period that he ignored the Forestier on that neck of the Woulds.

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PSA… it sounds like pizza, but then again, this is the reason why las cuarto temporadas no son únicamente un show en Radio Franche con Seska DeVille.

Flip this… Leo dies, Juliet becomes a Doctor. After a trip to Brazil to get her muff trimmed, Juliet learns to shrink heads, it would only be a matter of Succession for the good Doctor to hook up with her OBGYN colleague to peddle a scheme to shrink a Vesica Pisces ♓ to Cherry Bomb standards.

Sponsored by Regina’s Secret… it’s a Stretch. Over at the Last Ana Cabrera Cabaret Before The End Of The Lindsey Reiser Show, our heroine remains reluctant to show her Legs… No ZZ Top for you Ana, NIX on The ZZ! Instead you get a Dusty Gibbons with no cool drummer 🥁 on the set.