A la una… we begin in Australia via the Moulin Rouge

Salade,  tomate, ognion

Wait—what!!! What river behind you, Willie Geist, that’s a fucking Arc not a river, perhaps you are using a Tom Cruise Impossible SNCF Map?

It’s nobody’s fault but KTLA… quintessential Parisian rain in Châtelet, eh!? Thanks 👍🏼 Obama!

A las dos, it’s one about narcos… what else, especially when La France, once again rejects the idea of creating an anti-corruption agency at Matignon. In the words of Emmanuel : let U.S. worry about the game, Knot the players, adding, here Jérôme, have some fucking B.R.E.A.D. for your poisson.

El cable informativo, before the AP wakes up.

… y alas : TRES

Fluctuat nec mergitur

All Aboard…

it’s 1 o’Clock on Willie Geist’s Watch ⌚.