³~. That slut is always wet, 🤌🏼…
All this time Fire has been given the reputation of say, a Doris Kearns~Goodwin on Phase II of Lennon’s audition tapes to the Bank of England, but the real home wreaker is water 💦 the motherfucker is wet.
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Los Amigos de Mélenchon en Palacio Nacional —
Breaking the news
Eye get a Kick Out of Ewe!
Ewe people are too fucking slow 🦥 🥃
One–Two Combo
Ciudad de México_ Mexican president, and friend of Carlos Slim* en IMOLA Italy, Andrés Manuel López Obrador congratulated French senator, Jean-Luc Mélénchon for his Third Place on the Grand Prix de la Place d’Italie. On the same tweet, AMLO praised the big help that los llamados “insumisos de la sierra” provided in re-electing thier political opposite (el Hijo de Rothschild) while boosting the numbers of thier mortal enemies in the Marine Le Pen circuit de Auschwitz… 🏎️🏎️🏎️
*. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/04/25 /economia /ambicion-sin-freno-de-firmas-privadas-por-control-del-agua/
The Mexican president also dissed fip dot fr in the same way that President Macron dissed that Apolline³ “La Texana” on the BFM scene.
Macron filled his ears with WAX, “the sirens” didn’t stand a SCALE of a chance.
³.~ Alias, Apolline repleta de Hierba-mala
https ://www .gala .fr /l_actu /news_de_stars /video-apolline-de-malherbe-decue-ce-regret-concernant-emmanuel-macron _492212
Dad jokes with Jon Mich-Um — ¡Qué huevos!!!
Dear, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you know i loved you, but Öüï now knows that your EGO could not let go of my Eggo™, with this in mind, thank you Justice Bryers for TIMING your retirement, you are so cool you make Dreyer’s™ ICE CREAM look like a melting ICEBERG.
SteRuhl saved The BriWi Show.
With that in mind, FULL-DISCLOSURE:
The following post is a tribute for the greatest streak of squeaky-clean, IRRÉPROCHABLE Dad Jokes based the following Tinder post (removed by the moderators):
Day 13: SHE RESPONDED!! Read it all, smile, cringe, laugh. Thanks for being a part of this journey :)… Publié par: u/Accomplished_Humor55… 12 hours ago at 0500h
Megg’s did not deserve you…
take it from a Megg-seecan
https ://www .nytimes .com /2022/01/26 /climate /iceberg-a68a-antarctica .html
THE KING IS GONE BUT {He} IS NOT FORGOTTEN
And, Katty Kay, it takes a special {kind of} “son of a bitch” to bring the Soul out of the cringiest type of comedy… the kind oNe might run into on FOX News TiBi.
But furr‘st, the KNEWS:
https ://www .bloomberg .com /news /articles /2022-01-26 /emails-cast-doubt-on-johnson-s-denials-over-afghan-animal-rescue
— Leave the Afghans, take the Pussies.
Eye swears to Allah,
that Jon Meacham can’t write this
shit material up.
And in Paris, France, Madame Hidalgo is “Rocking in the Free World” and Louis Pasteur is eradicating chronic crackhead poverty, as Öüï speaks, of page Tú of N° 3701 of 20 minutes in France.
https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2022 /jan /26 /homeless-los-angeles-super-bowl
Page 10, Mathématiques — Logique (ibid.)
Behind basic logic, there’s Boolean algebra, which allows to model all logical statements and reasonings by means of three basic operations: “and”, “or” and “not”, i.e. the passage from true to false.
Over on the Joe Rogan Show… “Donkey Juice” Cures Covid.
https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v= Zk6KiP7iQgo
Dear, Stephanie Ruhle, Öüï does not select the TANK Tops, nor the content on THE mtv.
Money for Nuttin’ and yer’ Chicks are free-range… The Best Huevos, pues.
https ://www .lemonde .fr /culture /article /2022/01/27 /neil-young-met-sa-menace-a-execution-sa-musique-va-etre-retiree-de-spotif _6111131_3246 .html
Hey, hey, my—my… Eye will do anything for LOVE (of money) but I WON’T DO THAT.
Previously on: “What’s M.O.R.E. American than Baseball and Apple Pie?”
Attention, editors; the narration of Society’s BD on this most non-consequential blog continues to correspond to Phil McClure.
So•cie•tie .:. 8709F97A-47E8-4584-A288-CB07DFFFDC3A 📓 EFEMÉRIDES: viernes 24 de enero, 2020: Francia inventa el baloncesto, y el mundo de Le Monde descubre a una nueva especie de “sidewinder”, the French, making use of a newly installed decree that imposes the French Language as the official language (in 1794) they take it upon themselves to classify it, “The Black Mamba”; reached for comment, Donald Trump sent his condolences to Mr. Mambo when he learnt of the tragic demise of the best baller of el tercer milenio.
… and now, it’s time to play Ketchup, or as martial artists in that “Old West Texas town of El Paso” say it: Catch-up, “Get it?”
Starring Flip Zimmerman as “Fat Heinz Bastard” and Cecily Strong as “The Bride”… Chapter 8, when Eye mentions the Zimmerman “letter” .:. 80257792-BA77-4BC0-A7D8-8CBB3D586C29 ☝🏿 Dad jokes provided by JULES y Corona (Expand your Latitude) and Nike (bringing you Speed, Strength and Victory since the fall of them Titans). 🏀 CALIFORNIA.
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