Dad jokes with Jon Mich-Um — ¡Qué huevos!!!

Dear, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you know i loved you, but Öüï now knows that your EGO could not let go of my Eggo, with this in mind, thank you Justice Bryers for TIMING your retirement, you are so cool you make Dreyer’s™ ICE CREAM look like a melting ICEBERG.

SteRuhl saved The BriWi Show.

With that in mind, FULL-DISCLOSURE:

The following post is a tribute for the greatest streak of squeaky-clean, IRRÉPROCHABLE Dad Jokes based the following Tinder post (removed by the moderators):

Day 13: SHE RESPONDED!! Read it all, smile, cringe, laugh. Thanks for being a part of this journey :)… Publié par: u/Accomplished_Humor55… 12 hours ago at 0500h

Megg’s did not deserve you…
take it from a Megg-seecan

 

https ://www .nytimes .com /2022/01/26 /climate /iceberg-a68a-antarctica .html

THE KING IS GONE BUT {He} IS NOT FORGOTTEN

And, Katty Kay, it takes a special {kind of} “son of a bitch” to bring the Soul out of the cringiest type of comedy… the kind oNe might run into on FOX News TiBi.

But furrst, the KNEWS:

https ://www .bloomberg .com /news /articles /2022-01-26 /emails-cast-doubt-on-johnson-s-denials-over-afghan-animal-rescue

— Leave the Afghans, take the Pussies.
Eye swears to Allah,
that Jon Meacham can’t write this
shit material up.

And in Paris, France, Madame Hidalgo is “Rocking in the Free World” and Louis Pasteur is eradicating chronic crackhead poverty, as Öüï speaks, of page Tú of N° 3701 of 20 minutes in France.

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2022 /jan /26 /homeless-los-angeles-super-bowl

Page 10, Mathématiques — Logique (ibid.)

Behind basic logic, there’s Boolean algebra, which allows to model all logical statements and reasonings by means of three basic operations: “and”, “or” and “not”, i.e. the passage from true to false.

Over on the Joe Rogan Show… “Donkey Juice” Cures Covid.

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v= Zk6KiP7iQgo

Dear, Stephanie Ruhle, Öüï does not select the TANK Tops, nor the content on THE mtv.
Money for Nuttin’ and yer’ Chicks are free-range… The Best Huevos, pues.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /culture /article /2022/01/27 /neil-young-met-sa-menace-a-execution-sa-musique-va-etre-retiree-de-spotif _6111131_3246 .html

Hey, hey, my—my… Eye will do anything for LOVE (of money) but I WON’T DO THAT.

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