🕶️… but first: the last of U.S., and how to properly turn the plural in Castellano into an AMERICAN ACRONYM, and Alicia Menendez, when you figure out what L.L. A.A. I.I. and a “Mujer Policía” in Maracaibo have in common with LUIS POSADA CARRILES, when Ewe Dew D.A.T., Alicia Menendez, then—and—only then will I, Armando Segovia”, am going to show Ewe how to use an abacus 🧮 in the Stationary Mission Position.

Air America and Stationary Biking… Greatest Masturbation Session and Black Dandys on your Spirt Air.

Note to Cardinals in Saint Louis:
Lindbergh’s NAZI roots
have finally landed in Newark to coop the rooster on some floppy 💾 disk in the flash drive.
Claire McCaskill reports from a
stationary French Vélo,
So be a güd fellow

Señora ciudadana y presidenta constitucional de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos a.k.a. los E.E.U.U.M.M., presente:

Sra. Presi°🦷°a Claudia Sheinbaum, es con un grato gramo de ironía que de la manera más cordial, amena, y humorística le acomodo de algún modo, de que ya deje de preocuparse por lo que diga o no diga don Zedillo desde el confort de su pensión vitalicia (la de Ernesto) no la suya… esa la dejamos hasta El Final, cuando Emmanuel cante como la negra que todos quieren.

Try KNOT to Laugh Psycho…

It’s your life Psycho, just sit your Arsenal and feel the Vibrations… and don’t forget to BURN AFTER READING 🪔 Hallelujah it’s a Second Coming, for Adeline de la matina, who-next-to-François wants to go over to MilANohhhh.

And now back to Lorène de Sousabeille’s Blind Date at The MET, where the Révérend Al Sharpton just pulled in—to the scene on the Hot Wheels of a Ford ‘33 Coup and you know, or you should anyhow that The Rev. is a #Sharp Dressed Man 👞… on the güd foot.

Our first blind date contestant is a 🗣️ “little nappy headed boy who WONDERS what toy is Donald Trump going to put a tariff on, but that is only because in  “America” de los E.E.U.U. all toys-for-tots are not created equal.

Entonces de todos modos señora presidenta, asimílese a la izquierda porque el IMSS no es el instituto que su antiguo patrón, don Obrador, así mismo comparaba con hospitales en Dinamarca… maybe a Dina 🚚 marca under Donald Trump Jr,. not the Donald Trump (proper) at the W.C. in Washington.

Los Amigos Invisibles… ahora en NEGRITAS.

Y no es por nada Claudia pero creo yo, Armando Segovia, que el Mesías Tropical andaba super-requete en-TILADO con su té 🫖 porque el ISSSTE se asimila más a las TORRES de Control en Newark, New Jersey, que a un simple semáforo 🚥 en Haderslev… por situar.

In 90 seconds after I, Armando Segovia, land this ZEPPELIN in your bendito Zócalo de Puebla, Öüï is going to put context into this SPIEL… Eye just has to change the floppy on the 8-Track.

Well !!! How about that “little nappy-headed boy”, The Kid streamed Sir 🎩 Duke right out of a fire hydrant in Hoboken.

Our next contestant on Blind Date with the 4th Wall of BFMTV hails from “La Isla del Encanto” and he alone holds the Super Heavyweight Title of The World for mocking-THE FUCK-OUT of a Sting from The Police.

In conclusion sin cushion for the concussion, “Querida Sheinbaum”, you can Dew Hard things, and Pablo Milan~es yes that Pablo was also a fag, regardless of what ⚽ YOoooooooolanda says.

📢 All Öüï is sayin’ Claudia, is that you fix el fútbol en México, before you continue defending al “caprichito mexicano” en ACETAL… con el error de Diciembre en Badiraguato, Sinaloa.