You get an anti-christ, an oligarch and lucky for U.S., a clown leading Oz… it’s a good thing that Eye owns “ocean front property in Arizona” and if you buy that you are a fucking dodo 🦤 bird and you don’t even know it yet.
Don’t forget about América Mexicana.
Please stand-by for freq. hop. parade.
Lovely charm you got there, but hibernate. Take 4 and let Hollywood take over. And Öüï begins with The Reader’s Digest Review.
A Complete Stallone, that’s a Phase for Radio and a Voice for A.I..
Laughter The Best Medicine… this section of the Digest has been cut-off from “This American Life” in clinics across John Cougar mellons 👨🏻🌾 camps, where John 🚜 Deere said, « Fuck You Guys, I’m taking my tractor to México ».
A Mattress Full of Faul. SPIRIT and EGO.
Any 🦉 Hoot, Steph, aren’t you glad that John McCaffe is dead as FOLK Disco? Yeeezzz Whiz, can you imagine anti-intelligence with artificial-viruses and pig fæces on a horse’s steak. This is how “Yellow Matter Custard” got on that “Dead Dog’s Eye”… and don’t get Mí started with “the pornographic pristess” going crazy with the “Crabalocker fishwife”.
Over at The MarJo SHOW, Kendrick LaMarr just niggerized A.I. on the Jazz Sho. Fuck it, it’s a New Morning 🌅 fuck your Hip Hop, Lamarr’s words, not from this clochard.
Conjuring conjugations and all of The Vatican que “usted” armará.
But speaking of The Concalvos… conclaves, not con calvos, haw’bout that sea, vamonos a PORNIC con Pancho Villa. We last touched waves and ondas with The Real Tesla on our ruta de Rita de Compostela a Durango en BILBAO, Basque Country.
It’s Oh-Six-30 in CET, and in the words of Paul Cicero in Martin’s Scorsese’s “Goodfellas”, Lorraine de Sousbeille demands a raise :
Fuck You, Pay Mí!!! La mutuelle est en hausse et les prix des courgettes me submergent.
It’s 6:30 Somewhere.
In this section, the Student will learn neo-Geography from Agturo Ratatouille and Selena GÓMEZ PALACIO… but first! Is it Río Bravo 👏🏿 or should you refer to that body of water as Grande? Let’s ask Arianne.
It’s Oh-Eight-30 for someone… France Travail but who’s working?
Synopsis from Rampantes Rastreras and Rotten Zucchinis:
DEEP 🇨🇳 SEEK is too fucking slow for this most non~consequential blog, send in DEEP 💩 SHIT!!! I’m your Sputni🛰️k–BUSTER.