Meanwhile at BFM’er TV… From La Madd Cow Disease to La Grippe Corona

Boungiorno…
o como dicen los hindúes:
NAMASTE en La FARMacia!

¡Qué Viva Eisenstein! — Chicago, Chicago.

BREAKING NEWS: Walk Like an Egyptian

Our man in Cairo

Our man in Cairo… he was “our dictator” not like that Fidel Castro, CAT!!! .:. CD63400A-073E-45E6-9139-E523E7ED01DB 🗽📡📎📐🕉🃏

🎶 All the kids in the Market Place say
Ay oh Güey Oh, Ay oh Güey OH
Walk like an Egyptian…

... [W]hen in ROMA

Il Postino… [W]hen in ROMA .:. 50202BCA-A9AE-41FB-95D1-FBE69DDEB05D 🐇 Con tu permiso Marianne, Marianita de las MARIONettas: dear, Marine Le Pen, Madam, Eye does know if it’s those baby corn dentils that you sport as a «grill » mais, ta gueule, Señora, makes me want to fornicate with you like an Animal con una Cuarta.

Dr. Philippe Juvin*, reports live via satellite from L’archte 1–2–3 in Nice.

*Professeur de médecine
Georges Pompidou European Medical Center

——- Musical Guest:

Previously on: “What’s M.O.R.E. American than Baseball and Apple Pie?”

Attention, editors; the narration of Society’s BD on this most non-consequential blog continues to correspond  to Phil McClure.

Society

So•cie•tie .:. 8709F97A-47E8-4584-A288-CB07DFFFDC3A 📓 EFEMÉRIDES: viernes 24 de enero, 2020: Francia inventa el baloncesto, y el mundo de Le Monde descubre a una nueva especie de “sidewinder”, the French, making use of a newly installed decree that imposes the French Language as the official language (in 1794) they take it upon themselves to classify it, “The Black Mamba”; reached for comment,  Donald Trump sent his condolences to Mr. Mambo when he learnt of the tragic demise of the best baller of el tercer milenio.

… and now, it’s time to play Ketchup, or as martial artists in that “Old West Texas town of El Paso” say it: Catch-up, “Get it?”

Starring Flip Zimmerman

Starring Flip Zimmerman as “Fat Heinz Bastard” and Cecily Strong as “The Bride”… Chapter 8, when Eye mentions the Zimmerman “letter” .:. 80257792-BA77-4BC0-A7D8-8CBB3D586C29 ☝🏿 Dad jokes provided by JULES y Corona (Expand your Latitude) and Nike (bringing you Speed, Strength and Victory since the fall of them Titans). 🏀 CALIFORNIA.