Never mind laicism, here comes Blasfemia Republicana

Today’s show is sponsored by the color BLUE

And in Washington… Jonathan Lemire just got an Ear full earful from none other than Amy, Amy, Amy. Only on Democracy Now, “the war on peace report”.

 

Hallelujah, that is quite the arch you got there, Mme. Secret-ary,

 

Confucius says :

Jesus! That motherfucker owes Mí five bucks!!!

Western Civilization for Dummies

 

Up next, it’s “impossible snapshots”, in this section Chris Hayes, from The Chris Hayes Show, reminisce about the time that the statue of President Abraham Lincoln was filled with 🗿so much hot  lava via the ear 👂🏼 canal that lava spewed out of our greatest president 🤮 mouth.

The H-factor on Trump’s colon straight.

And… Zeppelin goes here (III) the volvelle

Reinventing the Wheel at the equator

Mariachi music goes here 🎺🎻🎙️ Alicia Leos interpreta a Vicente Fernández, si Chente fuese puertorriqueño y repeliese las erres así como los franceses no pronuncian la ultima letra de equis palabra, por decir

🎶 Y volvelle, volvelle, volvelle

Cancelled Cancilleres

Arbeit… Yo quito – tú quitas – el~la quita, based on the Works captured through a Polaroid®️ and a girl with a palindrome named HannaH.

And, Simone Sanders, “can you guess what The ROCK is brewing?” Anyhow, Melissa Harris-Perry sends her regards to BuzzFeed on Morning Joe.

And Alicia Menendez, knot to be a meanie, but how about them Wheel 🛞 charts, eh!?! Eye sees that MSNBC is pushing a little countdown visual for tomorrow’s Eclipse. Why, I can still remember Chris Hayes puchero³ pout during the MOONSTOCK concert in his home state of Illinois back in 2017. If Eyes remember well, mr. Hayes referenced our NatSat at as nothing more than a Cold (stone) piece of rock, or something like that.

All In on The Internet Machine.

Any güey, musical guest, Mister Crowley and, mister Wylde.

And, Julie Su, madame Secretary… thank you for your support for las ReMittAnces para don Andrés Manuel López de la O… any how labor secretary, Joe Scarborough took my job, which is why I can personally agree with what Dwayne Johnson is cooking.

 

Deer, Matt Bradley… [D]on’t forget to Fall-Back

Foreward to:
D. D. Guttenplan at The Nation… [A]nd the good thing about this most non–consequential blog, Ms. Van den Huevel, is that neither of your former collaborators, John Mill Ackermann and Chris Hayes, will get to read, IT!

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It’s High Noon at the Latin Quarter in Paname
—Les choses qu’on on dit, les choses qu’on fait…
o como dice RACHEL VAMPIRE:
Watch what they Do,
KNOT
what They Say, period!

THING ONE:

Is there any sort of “life line” from fideicomisos tied to the Mexican government in the Cátedra Gilberto Bosques at the Higher Learning institute o Latin American studies at Saint Germain-des Près?

If so, Then:
62% of French people will dance to Thriller, this Halloween.

If Knot, then:
32% will not care a razón de lo espeluznante que se ve [venir] la navidad.

de cualquier manera cómo está eso de pasar al ejercito mexicano el manejo de los dineros d’esos mentados fideicomisos, y cuál es la diferencia entre gastar el dinero en programas de capacitación de guaruras (como el de Genaro García Luna) y las supuestas “cátedras en astro•logía” para las cuales, por ejemplo NIEL deGRASSE TYSON no reuniría los requisitos místicos del nuevo modelo de “becas”, o algo así.

In other words Don D. Guttenplan, to put it in terms that even Jean-Luc Berjon may understand, say a fucking [BRIBEABLE] 2nd Lieutenant receives two different requests to fund a 6-year PRISONS STUDY research project, one is from, say, Alexis de Tocqueville and the other from Florence Marie Cassez. Guess who would receive the funding, the ONE who can show EXPERIENCE WITH CHILD TRAUMA, —of course.

https ://www .fatherly .com /news /the-election-day-asteroid-is-the-size-of-a-refrigerator/

THING TWO:

The following must be read in a

The following must be read in a Beijing Barry voice 🛎 ACA9523E-C152-4605-8116-4777C9704FA7 📎
— Now look here, Yazmin Vassoughian, youse on the PM section of the Comcast Building, Baby!…
You can have all of the Ron Burgundy moments with the teleprompter and Bill Krystol [that fucking altar boy] but don’t ya’…
bring all them Morjo quotes to Prime Time.
HISTORY WILL NOT remember a gad damned fly if Trump steals the election BECAUSE history is written by those with PALANCAS WITH BERNARDO GÓMEZ and the Mexican Army on the François Hollande Communications Ministry. There’s a brief chapter on that Hit Parade on Bastille They 2015… look, IT! up.

… wait a minute, hey Little Boy! What who are you and what did you do to Alicia Menendez? You are not fooling anybody WITT them jammies on American Voices, if this was the Univision [as opposed to the TELEMUNDO hideagüey] national headquarters, don Jorge Ramos would have none of D.A.T.!!!

With that in mind Paola… it’s a good thing that you won’t watch how öüï navigates.

THING THREE:

It’s 2 am in Paris and Öüï is going to profit from the extra hour of sleep happening right now so catch youse in a few after a quick nap.

… Alicia is a secret PSG fan, yeah—Buddy!

And in Washington, Lorde Lorne went ahead and kissed Tom Hanks turning that fucker into H.E.R.: Adele, and Öüï must timestamp this, Tom Hanks hasn’t looked this hot since the Bachelor Party, It’s 5h20 in UnSynched Time with the Rosbif’s time in New York.

Mattress Sale — SUNDAY, Sunday, SUNDAY!!!

Memorial Weekend Edition

Live from Paris…
May 28th, 29th and 30th of 2016
by: staff

Meanwhile on CNN during while the protests were going on… "A moral wake-up".

Meanwhile on CNN  during  while the protests were going on… “A moral wake-up”.  |   USO  JUSTO  de  SAN DIEGO  y  SEA WORLD NEWS… context follows.

TimeStamp 04h 45m CET… context follows.

Coming soon to theaters near you: You Get The Government That You Deserve… special sneak peak on the interwebs —and of course MSNBC. | Uso justo de San Diego y los llamados "breaking news".

Coming soon to theaters near you:  You  Get  The  Government  That  You Deserve… special sneak peak on the interwebs —and of course MSNBC. | Uso justo de San Diego y los llamados “breaking news”.

If you are in the area [San Diego] grab yourself an Arrogant Bastard [Ale].

Dear Chris Hayes [Mr. Peabody nominee…],

Thank you for not getting me wrong [this time around]. I’ve been blogging it all along: THE SPECTACLE IS THE CAMPAIGN.

Because Media —like good beer— Matters. | Fair use of hairy guy and some pretty serious beer advocate guys.

Because Media —like good beer— Matters. | Fair use of hairy guy and some pretty serious beer advocate  guys  fellows… go ahead, don’t be shy: leave a comment.

Here’s a message to  the  Fusion  crowd… if you don’t go out and vote: your protests won’t mean a thing. No matter what the Interwebs say.


When John Wayne answered a Jody casting call

Nimiedades: ¿Por qué John Wayne no pudo reposar sus huesos en Arlington?

Nimiedades: ¿Por qué John Wayne no pudo reposar sus huesos en Arlington? | Fair Use of Media… context follows.


TimeStamp: 11h CET [time now – Monday, May 30 ]

Memorial Day…

continuing coverage del cotejo de efemérides

noticiosas, con rabiosa actualidad.

The-enemy-at-Gallipoli_Not-the-Turks

Dear FRANCE24 et. al: uso justo de los medios para poder medir el peso de un espectáculo. | It used to be [i been told] that the Verdun celebrations used to have a ‘papa’ Le Pen aftertaste. It’s been said that the significant value of the Mitterrand/Kohl’s ‘hand-in-hand’ picture rests on taking the Verdun celebrations from the European extreme right. Since the 1980’s the Verdun observance has been seen as an opportunity to celebrate reconciliations. || Por el Otto lado de Estambul, pero hace un año, el señor Erdogan insistió en negar que jamás el Imperio otomano, con el apoyo de los llamados “Young Turks“, haya logrado asesinar [en un genocidio] a un pueblo de esa región. A ese genocidio se le conoce por el mundo entero como el genocidio de Armenia.

Ahora  un  Public  Service  Announcement  para la gente bonita de La Chaveña:

El domingo habrá ley seca en el estado de Chihuahua, la medida de seguridad se toma [más bien se receta] para que Teto y El PRI se vuelvan a imponer, allí mero en Chamizal Square. [Context follows]. Lo que resiste apoya, dice el refrán —pero los beodos [el día de la elección] esos siempre resultan ser insoportables. ¡Salud!!!